>Zzzzz... Oh, hi! My name's Ben and I'm from Detroit. I'll be performing your life saving brain surgery today!
>>66020946
My sister died because a doctor fell asleep during her surgery. You need to think before you post, retard.
Ha ha! Just kidding. I mean, my sister DID die because a doctor fell asleep, but you're not a retard.
>>66021216
what?
>S-Someone please attack me.
>>66021216
fucking reddit
WAKE ME UP
>>66020946
>One of the best brain surgons in the world
>>66020946
What's the problem exactly? A brain surgeon is a brain surgeon, you can't get there by not being well-trained.
You may as well have him say "I'm from America", it would be the same joke.
>>66021216
Fucking ebin
>>66020946
Get me a white doctor, please. Not the Affirmative Action nog.
Carson is an exception, I would happily trust him with my life tbqh.
>>66020946
I'd be pumped for a bro tier surgeon like Carson. I like the guy a lot. He just demonstrates that intelligence does not necessarily cross disciplines well.
>>66023276
Have some respect for the surgeon that managed to separate twins attached at the fucking head.
>>66020946
Wouldn't even mind for a bro like Carson
>>66023533
>Jamaica
HAHAHAHAHA
>>66023035
I'd let him poke around inside my head, but I wouldn't trust him to do pretty much anything else. I mean, you don't need to take many history courses if you're pre-med, but he thought the fucking pyramids were grain silos.
>>66023533
Jamakin me crazy man.
>>66023906
I would say "grow up" but I know this board is populated by teenage edgelords.
>>66024034
I would say get a job nigger but... ahahaha
haha
ha
>>66024372
That comeback might have been valid if I wasn't white.
>>66024498
>Jamaican
>White
>>66023533
>In 1955, neurosurgeon Harold Voris (1902-1980)[12] and his team at Mercy Hospital in Chicago performed the first successful operation to separate Siamese twins conjoined (Craniopagus twins) at the head, which resulted in long-term survival for both.[13][14][15] The larger girl was reported in 1963 as developing normally, but the smaller was permanently impaired.[16]
>>66024642
Might wanna get that migrant dick outta your ass before you go on pol, Brit.
>>66024701
I never said he was the first to perform that kind of operation.
>>66024854
Jamakin me crazy man
>>66024961
ayyy mon
>>66024854
Chill it ya Jamaican Jerk
>>66025417
You're right, I should just chill out.
>>66025490
Yeah jamican yourself crazy man.
I'd rather have Patrick Dempsey operating on my brain than this guy.
>>66025490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3HQMbQAWRc
>>66020946
Thank you for the surgery Ben- best of luck with the bill my insurance got cancelled and I can't afford the bama'care premiums in my state because they are sky high-
Damn this white skin- even with my decent Spanish I still get caught at the er- 800$ to get your blood pressure and temperature checked
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qIETFbaDrOQ
He was my guy- based as fuck. Watch the prayer breakfast vid- I am amazed they didn't take him out that day
>>66021216
well....
>>66023533
>>66024034
>>66024498
>>66024854
>>66024961
>>66025490
Ayy, dude weed lmao
>>66026794
What happened to him? Did the jews load him up on lithium or something to destroy his chances?
>>66020946
If you're such a good doctor, how come you don't understand the concept of sleep debt?
or did you just sleep through med skool
>>66023885
Grain pyramids man, not silos. That is rediculious get it right. Geesh
>>66021216
Cringed more than I should have
