How does 90+ year old Robert Mugabe look younger than the average 60 year old? Despite the economic silliness, what is he doing so right?
>>65955594
Black don't crack
He has been immortalised by the blood of white Rhodesians.
He fucks 12 infants before breakfast. In the afternoon he bathes in monkey blood.
>>65955664
/thread
Black don't crack.
>>65955594
gets top tier health care overseas with the wealth he steals and gibsmedats from us, usa and britbong
>>65955594
Black skin disguises age. Wrinkles are less apparent, and so forth
Bathing in virgin blood
He drinks virgin blood
Nigger voodoo magic or some shit
Using all zimbabwe money on personal healthcare instead of grain
blacks do crack though
>>65955594
his moustache is too much, I like to call his style "The new Hitler"
He dun goofed
>>65955594
>implying he is alive
>implying anyone in zombabwe are alive
>>65955594
Because he dyes his hair you idiot. You can even see his natural grey hair at the roots. If he had grey hair he would look old as fuck. His face is slightly less wrinkled than the average African of his age but this probably due to eating good food, getting virgins to massage his face, getting treatment etc for the entirety of his reign.
>>65955594
By bathing in the blood of rhodesian children and eating albino hearts for breakfast.
>>65956493
>Implying Zimbabwe is a real country
>>65955594
He is quite literally a cannibal slash vampire.
>>65956366
Nationalism gone wrong or nationalism gone right?
>>65956644
Have you seen a 90 year old? Can't say that slaughtering joos is the essence of life with pic related. Dye won't cut it.
>>65956366
lol false he's still running whites out the country
>>65955594
Probably has a lot to do with not living in a NATO country where the citizens are all being poisoned through the food/water
>>65956293
Ayyyyyyyyy
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS
>>65957831
comfy
>>65955594
he eats all the food so his people din't have too
>>65955701
Pretty much this: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/776952/posts
>>65955740
Lol'd
>>65956789
Communism and niggers.
He frequently travels to Singapore in order to receive the best healthcare, and to hear his GP tell him: "A wank a day keeps the doctor away."
>>65955594
Is that even a recent photo?
No, seriously. Tell me what date was that one taken and how old was he in it.
>>65958311
>>65955701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lddo-4meix4
>>65957521
Because it's not a policy that I'd blast out in the open because it's a complete 180 and makes him look even more retarded.
Yeah until he has no other choice but to incentivise white farmers to come back.
http://allafrica.com/stories/201510230823.html
>>65955594
Nigger magic.
>>65958877
>>65955594
bathing every day in blood of nigger babies does that to you
>>65960184
I saw this the other day. First I kekd then I feel shit because some of that fucking !oney is foreign aid. Stupid faggots.
You realize they have makeup and wigs for black people too, right?
>>65958329
>>65955740
samefag
>>65956366
>blame white people
>kick out the white people
>continue to blame white people
>beg white people to come back
niggers
