Why does Christie Kreme look so spaced out in Trump's conference? It's like he's a 7 year old trying to understand kabbalistic theology explained through porn
>>65914382
Day dreaming what Trump is buying him for dinner.
>Can we go to McDonalds daddy?
trump made christie suck his dick for the consideration of a cabinet position and christie hates himself for it
He's waiting for the buffet.
>>65914382
Been thinking this the whole time
>whats going on in his head
>>65914382
He can't believe he backed this idiot
>>65914700
This. He got desperate and now everyone sees him as Trump's sugarbaby.
>>65914597
Wish the 1/ in my ID was an su.
>SoG, Son of God.
>Jesus.
Get used to it. He's going to be VP.
>>65914382
That's what happens when you sell your soul for VPship
>>65914382
>>65914382
it's a stern look. it's what us alphas do when we cant be center stage. just kind of look around intimidating
>>65915376
Fine by me, VP never does anything. Biden only gets coverage because he says weird shit
He's playing the aggressive VP who is watching Trump's back. He's the VP, for sure.
He can't handle Trump's crazy-ass sleep schedule.
>YESSSS MASSSTERRR
>>65914382
He's heard Trump's pitch dozens of times now.
I mean so have we, but we're autistic.
>>65915736
He looks pretty amazed by the floaters in his eyes, but you'd think he could admire them without making strange faces
>>65914382
>i lost
>i wanna go home
>im hungry
>do one more favor
>>65916011
He probably doesn't even realize he's doing it. Standing silently in front of a crowd is kind of a pain in the ass.
I've had to do it at weddings a few times. You try your best to smile and just scan the crowd with your eyes. But Christie is probably trying to pay attention too, in case he is asked a question.
>christie vp
>retards assassinate trump
>christie president
absolute genius
Too distracting, Trump's team should've known better
christy is atty general not vp you faggots
>>65914382
he smells gobbagool
requesting the picture of krispy kreme eating donut
>>65917524
It's all yours, my friend
>damn, I forgot to get a warrant
>>65917863
thank you!
>>65917260
Come to think, that wouldn't be a bad insurance policy for Trump. Libfags would think twice about funding his assassination if they knew Christie would succeed him.
>>65917524
http://chrischristieeats.tumblr.com/page/14
Here's more to satisfy your needs
Thinking about donuts obviously
>>65915578
>VP never does anything
The VP works behind the scenes.
>>65914382
Because he knows long term hes only there to carry around Trump's luggage
>>65914382
Fucking high on sugar, which is hilarious considering how butthurt he is about drugs.
His dumb fat ass needs to drop the sugars and switch to amphetamine or methylphenidate. Or cocaine.
>my feet hurt
>need another burger
>do I look at Trump or the camera?
he farted
I'm going to be upset if Trump picks Christie as VP but it wouldn't surprise me. They're probably in bed together because of Trumps relationship with Atlantic City.
t. New Jerseyan
>>65915665
This. Like some in Henry II's retinue, he may die of exhaustion.
