DURRRRRR ADUHRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOWDY Y'ALL
[scratches ass]
JUST GOT BACK FROM THAT
[three-second mental pause]
UHHHHH.. d-DURR D-DURRRRRR!!!! dd-ddurrr??????
O YEEUH NOW I REMEMBER
JUST GOT BACK FROM THAT DANGED VOTIN' BOOTH
SORRY PARDNER BUT I CUDNT VOTE FOR THAT NEWWWWWW YURK CITY BOY
I TELL YEWWWW WUT I JUST HAD TUH VOTE FOR A REEAL AMERICAN INSTEAD
[adjusts belt buckle]
TEDDY CRUZ
HYUCK
BYE Y'ALL
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK YEWWWWW CITY BOYS
HYUCK
[dies of high cholesterol]
>>65908436
I swear it was the fake "Souther Gentleman" act that won Cruz Texas.
>>65908436
It was all the fags in Texas (a fuckton of them) that voted for Cruz
>>65908436
>Bush
>not actually southern
>puts on a southern accent and suddenly he's one of them
>Cruz
>elitist from fucking Canada of all places
>puts on accent and talks about muh Jesus
>becomes a true American in the eyes of southern voters
Why are southerners so fucking dumb?
It was the Californians that moved in like 2 years ago and the Mexicans that voted Trump.
>>65909262
*against trump
sorry lads
>>65909011
> fags vote for the conservative Christian
You mixed your phrases up Trump/DNC Shill.
Fags vote for the, apparently, gay rubio..
>>65909011
I maybe a fag, but I voted for Trump.
>>65908436
>Trumpfags btfo
>Berniefags btfo
What a great Super Tuesday it turned out to be
>>65908436
You know who else is fucked? Their little brother Oklahoma. Hernie won that state.
Control your sodium levels, OP
>>65909243
Texas was populated by shitrocks that couldn't make it all the way west.
>we'll just stop here
>lost the Alamo
Kek mad Trumptards?
Cruz will win the nomination.
Southern presidents are the only good presidents.
>>65909262
Why would Califags support Cruz over Trump? I'm just curious. Cruz is just a dirty spic rat who copies Trump's ideas.
Anchor babies. Anchor babies everywhere. Too dumb to read, So they probably think Cruz is a mexicunt.
>>65909243
They're gullbile as fuck, that hasn't changed since the days of huckleberry finn
Cruz's southern accent is confirmed fake btw, just watch videos of him (taken at a university in the southern state of MA)
>>65908436
Pretty much. And the Mexicans.
Also, fuck you, Millennial Post-Obama Internet Conservative. Don't insult real men.
>>65909243
Just Texans man. I'm a proud Southerner of Tennessee and my state went Trump.
>>65909690
That's actually a pretty creative sign.
>yurk instead of yolk
>no god bless
>not taking 10 minutes to day goodbye
Step it up
>>65908436
Why is anyone surprised that a sitting Senator won his home state?
>>65909690
>>65910308
Graphic design majors have lots of time on their hands
>>65910036
HYUCK YA'LL MELEENEY'ALLS AINT NO REEL MEN
[swallows chew]
DAT DER TEDDY CRUISE A REEL MEN
[adjusts dez bryant jersey]
DOLAND DRUMFPS WIFE ISNT OBESE, HE MUST NOT WORSHIP JEBUS
[fondles cousin]
THANK GAWD FO TEDDY CRUISE, A TRU MERICAN
>>65909690
>VOTED FOR A LEAF
>>65910586
Because people here are fucking retards.
The problem that many of us Texans faced leading up to the primaries really lied in all of the things Trump said leading up to the elections. I think most of us realized that, after Greg Abbot's endorsement, no one can bruise the Cruz. Just talking with the guys at work I realized just how many Cruz missiles there are out there.
>>65909708
> Copies Trump's ideas
You realize Cruz was bruising libcucks way before Trump even called himself Republican.
Trump is a false flag, spic loving, abortion supporting, gun hating kike. Only children can't see this.
>>65908436
Yeah what was Alabama thinking voting trump, fucking idiots should go fuck their cousins
>>65909243
>You mixed your phrases up Trump/DNC Shill.
>Fags vote for the, apparently, gay rubio..
Because after the Civil war our institutions were burned, ravaged, and destroyed by the United States army. The south was literally burned to the ground by the north because we did not want to become "Federal Citizens" we wanted the free nation that the founding fathers had created.
Well we still got the 14th Amendment. Welcome to Federal Tyranny.
>>All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
There was no notion of being a "citizen of the United States" until the Civil War. When you become a "Citizen of the United States" that means you are a "Citizen of the Federal Government" or a "Citizen of Washington D.C."
>> To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings
This is why the Constitution no longer applies to 99.9% of Americans. They claim to be "Citizens of the United States".
>>65911232
Cruz always sides with the globalists when it matters. I don't care how badly he wrecks liberals during debates.
So disappointed in my own state for voting for that rat faced faggot. This state has shit out the worst fucking people from him, to Dubya to Perry. Nothing good comes from Texas.
>>65911232
Yeah remember that time Donald Trump talked about building a wall then Ted Cruz copied him? I know I sure do.
your tears are so nourishing trump shills
>>65908436
>Randy Bobandy look alike competition
The #1 brand of cigarettes in Texas is cock.
>>65908436
You alright, man?
>>65909243
You're spot on. Southerners are a bunch of fucking tribalists. Texans feed this delusion of the Confederate States still being a thing by having a superiority complex.
>>65913656
Texas obsess over their Republic more than the Confederacy. To the point where they'll arrogantly say they don't need the rest of the South's help. Clearly they do considering they vote for rat face.
>>65913886
They like to pretend that they wouldn't get overrun with Mexicans and turn into a poor cartel state if they split from the union.
The south are literally a giant landmass of useless retards. We might as well just kill them and recycle their bodies for nutrients, at least then we'd have some use for the stupid fucks
>>65908436
A MAN'S GOTTA EAT, LAHEY
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