Sources inform me that it is likely that trump will become president.
Water is running out and the same sources tell me that trump will try to negotiate with canada to give access to its fresh water supply
Canada will refuse and trump will plant his men at the border rand kill an American
Trump will blame this on canada and invade
The government has anticipated this. You think trudeau is a beta right? That's an act. He must show the world he's like that so he can have the element of suprise.
Why do you think he withdrew the fighter jets? He knew the issue would arise.
Why do you think hes making weed legal? The money will go and fund our secret military
The cause "its 2015" meme you love to sprout. Well it was a message. Candians know what it means
The free university tution? It's a cover to train soldiers.
So try america do try. Years from now it will be known as the battle of Lake Ontario The day canada destroyed america.
Years will pass. America will just become a legend soon legend will pass into myth. It will be talked about with Atlantis as a city that is fake
Some will be spared. Pledge your allegance maybe will give you potions as offically concubines
We have the great lakes. What are you talking about?
>>65877486
K.keep me posted
>>65877486
>Canada
>Destroy America
TOPKEK
We could probably invade Canada and succeed in 3 weeks or less.
Keep dreaming.
>>65877486
OP is a fag.
>>65877486
Nice ficton there
Now back to reality, your president is a beta cuck that would suck trump's cock if he demanded.
>>65877669
Ah yes the lakes. Yet the flint water crisis happened?
How do you suppose that happened? An accident? Idiots you eat up whatever the media tells you
>>65877486
shut the fuck up you cuck
>>65877486
> You think trudeau is a beta right?
He is.
>Why do you think hes making weed legal?
He can't make weed legal.
Fuck off liberal shitposter.
>>65877867
I understand. Thank you for the message. Report to pl.45 at 07:45. Your service is appreciated
>>65877895
>How do you suppose that happened?
niggers cant into infrastructure
>>65877486
>Why do you think hes making weed legal?
But he's really not. Like, at all.
>>65877996
>>65877937
Soldiers 06AC and 56HG have you been briefed yet?
>Nevermind the gargantuan freshwater sea running along a third of the US-canadian border
>>65878174
Again. Lapping up what the media tells you like dogs
When the USA conquers Canada how will the maple negress concubines be distributed? Should I sign up now so I can get mine when we win?
>Why do you think hes making weed legal?
He's not. He pussied out.
>>65877486
>Making weed legal
Except the international community outright told him he can't do that
Didn't the queen also forbid him from doing it?
>>65878370
Hello. Yes we've been watching you.
Oh this thread again
Wed sooner side with soviets then let you fuckers move in
Sure you would easily step in the door
But you would spend millions of dollars bombing nothing with guerilla gnawing away at you. Not to mention the UN and international support we would gain
The resources you take will NOT be worth what you lose
And Canada will rise like the ashes like a pheonix with a stronger military then ever
>>65877895
Niggers and democrats
>>65878290
>what the media tells you
More like it came out of his own mouth.
>>65878437
>>65878411
The queen? Ever wonder how she live for so long. Ever wonder?
No I suppose not. Cloning g
is still science fiction to you buffonsm
We pull the strings
>>65878541
General.
>>65878562
Again. You Americans are to gullible
>>65878191
/r9k/ must be leaking again.
>>65877486
sorry, you're just a failure of a country with a cuckold of a leader
>>65878888
Mark, how's you sister/wife?
>>65878982
Tommorow.
>>65877486
If we stopped the trucks carrying the food you need but can't grow yourself you would all starve to death in two weeks time and we could take your frozen wasteland without firing a shot.
Think about it leaf; how much food production do you have domestically anymore?
Is it enough to feed your nation without effort?
>>65878554
Careful these Biggers you speak of will soon be your new masters. See we err made a deal with them for there assistance.
Just call it give thank you for the past 300 years
>>65877486
>You think trudeau is a beta right? That's an act.
Made me kek
>>65879203
Oh food production. You don't need to worry about that. We live near the ocean. And we have our ways
Worry about your own food. One word. Refugees
I can't take this seriously when you type like a fuckin' retard. Are you one of the six niggers in Canada?
>>65879405
The traitors you've gave me have been dealt with sir
>>65879553
Forgive me. I'm in a sensitive location l. Typing is not the best here todd
I can't take OP seriously. CANADA. A. FUCKING. LEAF.
>>65877486
>water is running out
holy shit canada confirmed for neoaustralia
go suck a sikh dick
>>65879733
>>65879781
9/11? Iraq? The vitenam war? Even Hiroshima?
All of what you know is a lie
>>65877486
Give me a (you) too you big fucking retard
>>65879781
Oh don't worry Daniel. You'll be sucking enough dick soon enough. Some of them err chocIolate clour varitey
>>65879966
Sir. I've informed TC of the next raid
The nsa has been informed. Deleting theread in 5.
>>65880126
Got it. Private Leslie Dancer
This is just like my sonic fanfic!
>>65880496
Affirmative. T minus 4 minutes
>>65880545
Ah yes. But you write more then sonic fanfic. Whatever happened to Jane?
>>65880674
Task force reporting in.
Holy shit if there was a war between us and the US I would sign up so fucking fast
OP is just a faggot dont listen to him nothing he says is real... Move on...
OP STFU...
>it's a canada triggers americucks thread
>>65880806
Yes. Have they been fooled yet agent cruz?
>>65877486
>Years from now it will be known as the battle of Lake Ontario The day canada destroyed america.
kekd out loud
>>65880923
Agent blacksmith Report to general ledge for further traning
>>65879356
Lel Canada, you so crazy.
>>65877486
Im a dual citizen of canada and the US, may i be spared
>>65881055
Yes sir
>>65880847
You loyalty has been noted.
Spots are available. Too join report to nearest uinvieristy and ask for bejko
>>65880972
I have identified several key targets that, if damaged, could have drastic effects on American infrastructure. I'm preparing the report as you read this.
>>65881133
Yes. We are in need of double agents. Join 0045 and you will be given control of a male concubine harem
>>65881290
Duly noted. Report to agent miller for extraction
>>65881079
Antony. Yes. Remeber Nellis? You met her 20 years ago. she was 7 and you were 30. Yes. We have saved you for her.
By the time she's done you'll be begging for death
>>65881476
Roger that.
>>65880998
Our international agents are well. Report back soon mario
>>65880959
The plane is full force sir
>>65877486
Every part of this theory is believable except for Canada beating America. 600 billion dollars times America's jingosim times america's secret alien technology just makes it impossible.
>>65877486
fuck off ya fag
What sort of retard would fight for canada? lol
Maybe some of the indian immigrants?
>>65882128
Oh matthew
Alien technology. You mean the useless peace of junk hidden in the so called area 69.
Our intergalactic allies in from us thay it's outdated by 9000 years
>>65882340
>>65882262
Agents arty and Mohamed. We have captured the men who raped you family. Awaiting further instructions
