Who would he vote for?
>>65866023
Gary Johnson.
>>65866023
> asking who an illegal alien would vote for
BAKA desu senpai
>>65866648
He's a naturalized citizen.
>>65866023
Ron Paul.
>>65866023
His friend batman, Donald trump
>>65866758
> come to metropolis
> destroy whole city fighting Zod
> didn't immigrate legally
Nigga this man is a terrorist and an illegal (literal) alien. Only people can vote.
>>65866023
Trump is the only candidate advocating for peace through negotiation.
Superman would vote trump
>>65866023
Trump ofcfam
>>65867501
Fuck off superman is the pinnacle of the American way nigger.
>>65866023
>Pic related.
Fun fact: In the first comic of Superman, Superman fights a lobbyist who tries to start a war in Central America for money. That's how left he was.
>>65867676
So is trump
>>65866023
Lex Luthor
>>65867252
Superman is more american than you and me smeared with apple pie
>>65867159
fuck off gavin
>>65867795
>against war
>left wing
Pick one. Leftists are the biggest war mongers no matter how much they say they aren't.
>>65867847
Maybe that's because you're a nigger.
>>65866023
Eisenhower, who else?
Trump would build a kryptonite wall to keep out this space nigger
>>65867847
Superman died in 92, because the concept of his character couldn't survive in today's political climate. When the Democrats shifted under Clinton's realignment and the GI generation died, the America we knew effectively ended.
When he 'came back' it was a cheap knock off and never the same again.
In a way it's fucking sad, really, as I'm like the last of the Mohicans.
>>65868215
Depends on the kind of Left. LBJ was Left, and Ho Chi Minh was a different kind of Left, and both fought tooth and nail against each other. But then there is also men like Michael Moore or Chris Hedges, who are like man-baby left.
Superman at Action Comics 1 was more interested in fighting against the Right-Wing 'Banana Man' then anything else.
>>65867795
>Fun fact: In the first comic of Superman, Superman fights a lobbyist who tries to start a war in Central America for money. That's how left he was.
That was when the left wasn't hijacked by feminist and identity politics.
>>65868572
Banana man? Also you're a manbaby.
>>65866023
I keep telling my housemate it wouldn't be gay if you had sex with Superman because he isn't a human.
>>65868698
Exactly. That's why the GI generation was the very last 'left' Generation.
>>65868706
Yeah, well you're a poopiehead.
>>65866023
>S stands for Superman
>T stands for Trump
It's literally in ALPHAbetical order for you, OP.
>>65868876
your a diapernugget
>>65866023
Ted Cruz.
Spider Man would vote for Drumpf
>>65866023
Something jewish.
>>65868976
Spider-man is a leftist cuck and almost certainly would vote for Bernie. Iron Man would vote Trump.
>>65866023
Bernie... who else?
>>65867252
He actually destroyed a city in poo-land not metropolis.
>>65869148
Superman
Voting for a communist
LOL.
They're sworn enemies.
Let's go even deeper /Pol/.
Superman:
>Raised on a farm in rural Kansas...
>wants the freedom to conceal his identity.
>views acts of violence as potential solutions to life's problems.
>believes in increasing the prison population.
>is always happy to offer moral guidance to those who need it but doesn't force it on people.
Clark Kent:
>lives in a large city
>works for the media/press
>shy and timid and cowardly
>speaks about morality but makes his points meekly and half heatedly.
>running from trouble whenever it arises/doesn't have the means to fight crime and so relies on someone else.
>the typical 'nice guy'.
Kent is the Democrat, Superman is the Republican.
>>65866023
Illegal aliens cannot vote, nigger.
>>65869096
>does not realize that Drumpf is a leftist
>>65869096
>Spider-man is a leftist cuck and almost certainly would vote for Bernie.
Yep.
>Iron Man would vote Trump.
Iron Man would far more likely vote for Clinton, I'm afraid. His character history is definitely in the 'Globalist' camp. Batman would probably be more apt to vote for Trump.
>>65869427
Go read the original Superman comics. Superman's primary enemy is a fucking Billionaire for goodness sake. Superman spent his days beating up Wife-Beaters and Organized Crime.
Superman was an Authoritarian type, but he spent his days policing the rich and powerful rather than kicking the shit out of the poor and degenerate. Also being an immigrant doesn't make his case....
Batman is the Republican, imo.
>>65869978
>Batman is the Republican
He's antigun as fuck though
>>65866023
hes a fucking canadian he doesnt get to vote
>>65870158
Ahhhh, You may have got me there.
>Yfw, Batman is for Chris Christie.
>>65870158
He's anti-murder.
>>65869349
Dude...
Bernie is VERMONT senator... they white christian farmers... these farming communities are VERY communal... they voted for Socialist Bernie because he represents them.
Superman is raised in a farming community.. he would vote Bernie... Bernie has NO problem with rich people.. he DOES have a problem with not paying your employees a decent wage or for using your wealth to pay off politicians to alter the tax laws so you can pay a smaller percentage of your income in taxes then your employees.
>>65866023
He cant vote hes an illegal immigrant
>>65870707
Clark grew up on a conservative Christian Kanses farm, a much MUCH different environment than Vermont.
>>65867847
Superman becomes whatever country he lands in
>>65866023
Bernie Sanders.
Superman thinks he's above the law. He would vote for Rubio.
Batman works alongside the Justice system. Wayne Industries would donate millions to Clinton.
