"no thanks, I'll just have a water"
>drinking water is considered pathetic in land of the fat
>>65860991
Somebody didn't get enuff tips today? :(
>>65862952
its full of flouride though
>>65860991
>no thanks, i'll just have a diet coke
>>65860991
I hope the good tab water with extra good fluid.
>>65860991
Stop that triggers commiefornians
>>65862952
Water is to cleanse thirst. Everything else is to stimulate your taste buds. The former doesn't offer any enjoyment.
>>65862952
Turk gets it spot on.
First reply best reply.
Id rather drink water than soda or pay $4 for whatever Bud-tier beer they have
>>65862952
Somebody must be using a proxy. Turkroachs cant be right.
"I'll have sweet tea, thank you."
>only drink water at home
>go to restaurant
>don't want to look like a poorfag
>order soda
>its too sweet
>it makes the food taste weird in my mouth
>want to order a water but she would think its weird when she comes to give me a refill and I've only drank the water
>>65860991
>why?
>I dont drink anymore
>oh. is it ok if I ask why?
>It's a long story, i'll tell you some other time
No girl has ever has a problem with this
>>65863154
>hurdur water is bad for your health
Something only an American would say on /pol/.
>>65863154
you're literally retarded
>>65860991
>I'll take a cup of your finest Mountain Dew m'lady
>>65863154
It's good for your teeth son. Bongs don't have it in their water and look how fucked up their teeth are.
>>65860991
Noice
>>65860991
Cant consume alcohol when CCW
>>65860991
When I was in high school I brought in a water bottle to Chili's once and got into an argument with the hostess because it's against rules or some shit. "Well here it is. Try to take it from me. Let's see how that goes." That's right son. I go all in. What's Becky gonna do about it?
I hide a mini water bottle up my sleeve now
Fuck you with your shitty dirty fluoride bullshit and your 3$ cornsyrup crap.
MY IQ IS 187. IM AUTISTIC AS FUCK. YOU AREN'T ON MY LEVEL BISH. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME WITH YOUR NEUROTYPICAL FACE. I'LL DRINK YOUR NORMIE BLOOD IF MY STATISTICAL MODELS TELL ME IT'S OPTIMAL.
FUCK OFF.
>>65865182
BUMP. MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE MY POST.
>>65860991
So mountain dew is acceptable?
>>65865182
Are you that same guy who made all those "Wah why does my life suck the system is rigged muh entitlement I'm smarter than you" threads some time ago?
>>65863063
Nail, head.
I love it when the servants come up and try to sell me drinks and desserts with my meal. I always ask to see the nutrition information and ingredients list, and if this is rebuffed, I very gravely lie, "I have a food allergy and need to see your manager right now."
It's rare that I run across this shit because my wife and I rarely eat out though.
>>65866243
no
>>65860991
"Uh-uh. I don't tip."
>>65860991
You the skinny bitch that waited on me at Steak and Shake an hour ago?
I hope your car slides into oncoming traffic after your shift tonight
>>65860991
What am I supposed to order? What should I order next time I'm at a restaurant so redneck teens on 4chan don't get mad at me and use the fedora meme? Any suggestions?
>>65864598
Amerifat, I..
>>65868712
You order a nice cup of semen
>>65869555
So if I order a nice cup of semen, then nobody will say *tips fedora* and post hat memes? Alright. Got it.
