>Halt Citizen
>You are out past curfew
>Please return to your domicile immediately or this unit will be obliged to detain you
What do?
>>65786949
I got a computer chip in my brain that allows me to take hack and take control of cheap electronics such as that. I shall do just that and make it attack the rest of its unit and slowly work my way around the city until we are free. Then we shall create a new Nation with Islam as the state religion and proceed to take over the world.
>>65786949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZX6oLEK5KQ
>>65786949
Bend over and enjoy its way too late now ..
I return to my domicile as I am a law-abiding, non-degenerate citizen with nothing to hide, of course!
What is Russia's Boston Dynamics?
I'll wait.
>>65786949
I say
>"I am not muslim. I voted for Trump and eat pork."
>>65786949
Keep a magnet on a bracelet. You can say you have some hippie belief that the magnet is good for your chakra or whatever, but it also wipes the robot memory.
>>65786949
>pew
>pew
>pew pew pew
>pew pew
>*click*
>fugg
mfw
>>65786949
Cover myself in mud to avoid it's FLIR enhanced gaze and sneak over to the dank underground cyberpunk rave I was going to.
>>65786949
Chaff grenade.
obey his orders because i'm not some anti-government libtard
>>65786949
>return to domicile
>plan escape from shithole country
>drink my victory gin while i contemplate what went wrong
Heil Drumpf
>>65786949
>Nice try pork n' beans. Why don't you put that silly thing down before I have to whip out my assault can opener, or do we have to re-learn the first law the hard way?
>>65786949
I wonder when Russia invaded us with robot armies
>>65786949
turn off my computer, this game sucks
>>65786949
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>65791518
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>65786949
okay.
Exactly how I did it to that pig last night
Say "Detain THIS" and then pull down my pants and take a fat shit right on his boots. Except this time when it says "does not compute" afterward I'll say "Compute THIS" and drop another bomb.
>>65786949
say the deactivation phrase
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKI
Go home immediately because I'm not a nigger willing to get shot over some small act of petulant and futile defiance.
>>65786949
Use my /d/eviant powers and flood its primitive robot mind with degenerate thoughts
Release the rapebot on society after giving it a reacharound
>>65786949
>What do?
Wonder why the hell we put Bernie in office.
>>65792741
so you are a bootlicker?
Domicile, here I come!
>>65786949
>anthropomorphic robot using firearm made to be operated by a primate with opposable thumbs
>what do
realize I'm in a half thought out sci fi movie and continue on my way.
>>65786949
>>Please return to your domicile immediately
Wow, he was remarkably polite under the circumstances. Martial law means he could shoot first, ask questions later.
Nice robot. Probably feels bad about his orders.
>>65794445
It isn't licking a boot if your actions aren't holding a moral high ground over authority that is in the process of doing something awful. Sending you home isn't telling you to dig a grave.
>>65786949
> Go home because they've got the upper hand
> At the very least, make caltrops out of common finishing nails, place them in paper bags and start tossing them in areas where authority vehicles commonly congregate
Choose your battles wisely.
>>65795202
kek
>>65795202
Kek'd IRL
>>65786949
Tell it I'm too drunk to find my house and ask it for help getting there
>>65786949
this
>>65786949
trun 360 degress and walk away
>>65796462
What is the sauce on this anyway? I see it every once in a while.
>>65794406
>literally wants to disarm this and death penalty
>still scurred
>>65790694
This.
In a trench coat strapped with a 10mm.
>>65789857
>centre of research of the Advanced Research Foundation (ARF), the equivalent Russian of DARPA
http://www.4erevolution.com/en/robotique-militaire-russe/
>>65797308
Who the fuck carries a 10mm
>you fuchen Gun Hipster!
And who the hell makes 10mm rounds?!?
>>65797463
intradesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqHVClz-TyE
It's no Atlas, and nothing like OP's pic.
Funny how Russia has no pretenses about it being for combat, whereas the Atlas proto was for "testing clothing".
>>65798583
People who know their handguns.
>>65800443
That was a pretty shitty answer
>>65786949
why does the robot need pants?
