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>Well Anon after reviewing your impressive resume and taking into consideration your remarkable interview we believe you are the best candidate for the position.
>We just need to review your social media profiles to make sure your values are in line with the company's. Especially those on racial diversity, gender equality, and abortion.
What do you do /pol/?
I don't use social media.
Also, I'm not an edgy racist like most of /pol/, so it wouldn't be a problem, anyway.
my kikebook is as clean as a whistle
Thank god my old supervisor/hiring manager at my current job worked like 24/7 and was too busy to have time for and care about social media
Fuck working for some kikes and kissing their ass all day.
Never will be there
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>>65776149
>"Well then... we will consider another candidate. Goodbye Mr. Anon"
>>65776471
No company would turn down someone after saying they don't waste their time on social media. If they would, then I wouldn't want to work there.
>>65776816
You'd be surprised anon.
>>65776051
>three women
>one old cuck
What shitty company is this?
![$T2eC16NHJIQE9qUHsE3(BRY0nYTM!w~~_35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YpZPiPn.jpg "$T2eC16NHJIQE9qUHsE3(BRY0nYTM!w~~_35[1].jpg")
>>65776471
*beep* Wow, you admitted that outloud? Amateurs, guys. Rank amateurs.
Thanks for the free money, though. My Lawyer, Mort Goldberg, will send you a letter to follow up on your settlement offer in a few days.
I can't believe I ever considered employment with bigots like you...
http://www.boardmanclark.com/reading-room/new-social-media-law/
I'd think I would be nervous as fuck with all these white folks staring at me so I'd get up and leave without saying a word.
>>65776051
>I see you're a fine conservative young man. You're hired!
Murrika on suicide watch.
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>>65777283
>"Mmm yes we'll see you in court Mr. Anon. You'll hear from our lawyers soon enough and we'll get the court to subpoena everything you've said on the internet. Enjoy your freedom while you can, you racist homophobe domestic terrorist.
>>65777269
Human resources is like 90% women.
>>65777721
>>65777283
>>65776471
>>65776149
you are supposed to say
" I avoid social media so my family doesn't find out about my sexual orientation"
they can't even dare hold it against you after that.
geez it is like amateur hour here.
>>65776051
Okay here's my 4chan profile :^)
>>65776051
gas the kikes, race war now!
>>65778088
thank you so much, using this 100% from now on. appreciate it anon.
>>65776051
More likely scenario
>Well Anon after reviewing your impressive resume and taking into consideration your remarkable interview we believe you are the best candidate for the position.
>sadly we don't hire white males here, sorry Anon :^)
>>65776051
>After reviewing your social media profiles we decided to pass on your application. You're values don't fall in line with the company. You voted for Drumpf.
>mfw
Why is it always so hard for a Drumpf supporter? DRUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>65776051
say you dont use social media. no sane person names their profile their actual name anyways
if they ask why you dont use any social networking site say you have friends in real life
>>65778088
Damn I'm remembering this one
>>65776051
"Well sir, I don't use social media because it's for bluepilled goyim."
>>65778398
the best part is you don't even have to tell them what orientation you are so you won't be lying, it is none of their business and if they ask you will clean them out.
>>65778088
Damn good call anon thanks!
I don't have any social media and I know it's something they look at now so I've been wondering how to get around it.
>>65778088
Holy fuck...talk about out-kiking the kikes. Brilliant!
>>65776051
what social media profiles?
>>65778508
![readimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RpszkjG.jpg "readimage[1].jpg")
>>65778088
>>65778266
Whats the link? Boards.4chan.org/pol/?
>>65780487
Uh, no its lgbt you sexist racist homophobic oppressive shitlords now give me money
>>65776051
>people on /pol/ don't police what they say on the internet
wow
You can set your red pilled posts to be viewable only by who you want.
