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Who needs help moving here and starting white businesses? I may help financially if you're smart enough
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>>65717317
You just want my boipuc.
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>>65717317
I wanna open a spam stand in your poshest, most liberal-douchebag city
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>>65717317
i wanna open a hostel somewhere in Darwin, do a jobshop for backpackers, Gonna make shitloads, uinterested?
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>>65717366
Could you sell biopus online? Move here anddo it
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>>65717600
Maybe, seems like a saturated market though. What's Gunnar draw them to yours?
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>australia

No thanks. NZ is the best 2bh.
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>>65717770
Why is that? I've never been but they are silly accents
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>>65717646
depends on if we can keep the abos from chewing on the internet cables

semi related, are there any "habitable" areas of Australia that aussy's dont inhabit? a place about 200-300 people could create a small town?
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Ok, you have my wife and I listening.
Ivy League education here.
We have always suspected Northwest Front as a honeypot. What do you have to offer?
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>>65718716
So many areas.
Tiny villages and long stretches of land along the east coast.

I'm ridiculously wealthy and hoping to do this exact thing
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>>65717317

If I had money I'd buy a shit ton of land in Australia and buy out the government. I'd make it the white man's sanctuary and kick out the azns.

Australia will suffer from the azn invazn.

What are the best cities to live in Australia? What about best suburbs? I'm talking ritzy shit.
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I do. I worked at Barclays Capital and a hedge fund. Ask me anything.
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>>65717317
I'd like to move with my wife to Australia and open a german "Wirtschaft" tavern. With original german beer, schnitzel, potatoes and all the little goodies the german tavern-tradition has to offer. Not that bavarian shit.
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>>65719360
Do Abos live on reserves or certain areas? would your goverment complain if people kicked them out?
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>>65719233
The government is on an innovation and entrepreneurship blitz. They are throwing money at good ideas.
We need to saturate the market with white innovation before refugees scam our future
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>>65717317
I already know many are going to Australia for tech businesses but I hardly see anything come from it. How come?
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Is there anywhere in Australia where winter snow is common? I don't think I'd like to live anywhere that doesn't have at least one snowfall a year.
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>>65719372
Asians are chill mate, they're smart. It's the Muslims which worry me.

The best areas are likely sydney and Brisbane for your purposes
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>>65719453
If you do, move to smaller cities because sydney is full of German taverns with amazing food
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OP, my wife and I would love to start a "organic" eatery that focuses on allergies. People are obsessive with "organic allergies" and we see a lot of profit in collecting income from rich liberals to support our own agenda! My wife showed me some banana girl from down there that people worship on the Internet.
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>>65719480
Lol the reserves are in the middle of the desert. so probably not if you market it as a jobs program for abos
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>>65719724
I've been to Sydney in 2012, was a nice experience but not my thing. I like it quiter and more rural. Small towns are more my type of thing.
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I double majored in geology and archaeology, currently an intern with a mining corporation in Wisconsin. Do australian mining firms hire foreigners, or is it mostly just local boys and the odd chinese person?
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>>65719525
Our investors aren't stupid. Don't try to make a unicorn, have a solid idea with observable ROI
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>>65719585
Yep, Jindabyne is beautiful
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>>65719615

Any tech industry there? What are your primary industries aside from shit like tourism and ruining the coral reef?
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>>65719767
There are a few places in Bondi like this. They all drive around in super cars
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>>65717317
no fucking way with those nasty spiders and snakes. Get rid of them and may talk. Weather is good and shit so who wouldn't
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>>65719863
Open one in Townsville and follow the business model of the successful sydney taverns. You'll be very wealthy
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>>65719876
They hire talent. I met a geology major get 130k his first year out of school
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>>65719993
Marketing and advertising, mining, retail, health and scientific research, property and real estate
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>>65720178
Don't be a pussy, I've only ever had to kill one brown snake my entire life
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>>65720426

I met one Aussie IRL and he was one ugly looking dufus.

Are Aussies good looking people or are most of you ugly?
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>>65720847
We don't have American quality teeth, but generally we are taller and fitter and have better skin and facial symmetry
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>>65717317
What kinda stuff do you need over there, OP?
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>>65721138

What are some websites that Australians use a lot?

And what are some sites that Australians use to buy land or look at property?
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>>65721302
More research businesses and consultants
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>>65721941
realestate.com.au and domain.com.au
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>>65721983
I'm open to doing those. What do I need to do them? I'll do some research into them before reaching out to make a move in future.
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>>65719767
I have an idea that I've toyed around with for a while

In the Himalayas people frequently use dried Yak poo as a kind of fuel, as it supposedly burns well.

Could you literally sell poop to yuppie liberals if you market it as "organic incense"?
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>>65722257
Liberals are stupid as fuck and will buy anything marketed as organic, GMO free, etc.

You could even take grass or whatever and market it. Price it high.

Try it.
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>>65717317
first get yourself a 2nd amendment

second get unfiltered 1st-world fiber internet

third, you have too many dangerous species, abbos included, and should experiment with being the first continent to have only human life on it -- zoos, apiaries, livestock and pets are ok i guess -- build a fucking wall, that'd be a start

third, fuck off out of "economic zones" and other bullshit and use your inland territory to build self-contained greenhouse ecosystems/farms

fourth, learn to count. try common core, faggot

then i'll go
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>>65722156
Consultation can be anything you can help businesses with. If you're good with social media be a "social media marketing consultant" and charge 50k for a "campaign"
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>>65722257
Maybe not yuppie liberals, but if you could guarantee people a steady supply and were far enough out in the bush, I'm sure you would get people who want a local alternative to propane. You would also need the proper equipment and servicing available to customers, and I doubt it would be very profitable on top of raising the animals, but it might be a good project for your kids or something.
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but your internet sucks
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>>65722257
Lmao please do this
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>>65722547
Common core has been shown to fuck with naplan results.
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>>65722124

What are the demographics of the populous areas of Australia like?

What races/ethinicities are you currently seeing an influx of?

Any projections of future demographics?
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>>65722557
I'm good with social media. I got a local charity moved into the 21st century.

Wouldn't know how to do a 'campaign' though but I'm sure I could figure it out. Helping out those in smaller towns get into the modern world seems like a potentially lucrative business idea but there'd be less money in it.

Maybe use those as portfolio building.
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>>65723018
>>65722124 (You)

>What are the demographics of the populous areas of Australia like?

White > Asian > Habib

>What races/ethinicities are you currently seeing an influx of?

Chinese, filipino, middle eastern

>Any projections of future demographics?
No aware of any
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If Australians are just descended from British prisoners, how are they so much better looking than Brits?
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>>65723104
You have your idea now execute it. charge like $2000 per 30 hours of effort
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>>65717600
fuck you i've seen this movie
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>>65723666
White immigration early on in our history. Settlers were guaranteed to become millionaires so a lot of good bloodlines were attracted to this country.
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>>65723768
How do I reach out to them, though? I mean, I'd be in a new country.
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>>65724320
Open the phone book of a small town and call the business without an online presence. It's pretty easy to make money.

You just need to write up a strategy for yourself so you stay on track
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>>65724651
Looks like I have a few things to do this evening.
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I wanna start a company that illegally smuggles baby kangaroos inside peoples anus and sells them in the states. interested?
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>>65725152
It's fun. Whenever I start a business I pretend that I'm plotting to take over the world. The world is the market you're entering.
With this framework you kind if intuitively understand the need for strategy creation
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>>65725495
I've never started a business before despite wanting to. Looks like I'll have to change that.
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>>65725559
Go the social media strategist route. Maybe do some more charities.
Be very specific in your focus.

Be the expert in social media for "cancer patients with autism and internet addiction" charities.

Much more likely to sell your services this way
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OP, What opportunity would a Princeton English degree bring in your community?
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>>65726015
The ability to construct a meaningful message of hope to persuade people to give me money
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I thought that you were already wealthy?
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What aid in finding or providing Work Visas can you provide? Citizenship availability?
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>>65717317
I want to make abbo porn for the brits.
They can surf and shit while sucking each others cocks. You in?
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I would like to open a Bakery, mainly for custom orders and original designs.
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Any of you cunts got some pics of cute Aussie girls?
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I can laugh at abos and drink beer with you
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I want to make floating wall buisness. So, we can wall off mexico from the sea to.
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>>65729119
Do it
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>>65717317

I am a professional sculptor my wife is designer. We would come to you and open an artsy multilingual german/french/english Kindergarten where we would do building designing stuff all day long with the children. Furthermore i would separately built a workshop where i would make modular tiny house to make them more affordable. I study law atm so maybe i could do something with it aswell.
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>>65729693

shoo shoo t*rkroach
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Open a bar and grill, and I'll cook American food for you cunts.
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Any tech hub in Straya, specifically in hardware? I'm more than willing to relocate.
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>>65717317
I want to be a landscaper but I'm afraid Australia has too many weird and/or dangerous plants and animals.
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>>65730103
100% germanic blue eyed with ayran offspring also blue eyed
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>>65717317
I already started a business here in America though and I'm still a full time student.

>tfw will own a patent soon
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