>wake up in the morning
>grab a cup of coffee
>hear horns
>radio, phone and TV are off
>look out the window
>see this
What do?
Join in
>>65655620
Give them directions to Rotherham, Birmingham, Luton, Bradford and Central London. They ought to do the rest.
>>65655620
;_; britannia has returned
Make Britain Great Again
pornhub.com same as every other day
Declare independence and then call my girl France to come help me.
Shake Nigals hand drink GT
>LIBERATE
>>65655620
Normally I would join, unless they try to annex part of the USA to dump off their Muslim refugees
I'm planning to go to England in May and worried it will be ruined by refugees and racial antagonists
>>65655620
beat them for the 4th time
>>65655620
Get my (one) rifle and outgun all those cucked lobsterbacks.
Tell them to take back their own country before they invade someone else's.
>>65655620
Grab my AR and send those fucking lobsters back to England.
>>65655620
Wonder how I woke up 300 years ago.
>never ever scotch, ever again.
>>65657113
noice!
>>65655620
>throw my coffee away and sip my tea in the glow of the British reenactment society
>>65655620
>grab a cup of coffee
throw the contents down the sink and make a cup of tea instead
>>65657419
>>65657385
>>65657321
>>65657316
What is wrong with consolidation of a White Anglo Empire?
Honestly we need to team up against the Muslim/Arab takeover
>>65657592
>>65657636
The tea is all at the bottom of Boston Harbor, sorry.
>>65655620
>>65655620
Laugh at them for being gay Larpers
>>65657707
Alongside traditional American values no doubt.
>>65657707
As long it isn't that Starbucks shit sure
>>65657707
Then we'll have to retake India
>>65657896
Top kek, Brits bringing the bantz
>>65657636
>not getting your morning fix via bean
>not saving your tea until mid morning when your fully conscious
>>65657113
Is it wrong that that gave me an erection?
>>65657896
Fucking destroyed
>>65657113
kek. Absolutely oppressive.
>>65655620
we'll do the same we did in 1806-1807
>>65657316
I wish my country had commercials like that.
>>65657896
>Muhammad is the most popular name in Britain
Never forget where you are in the world before trying to bring the bantz.
>>65657971
Silence, inbred prisoner nation.
>>65657896
That would require them to have existed in bostinistan at some point.
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>>65659002
Never forget obese is the most popular body type in the USA. Lose weight before you try and eat the bants.
>>65658011
Normally you're absolutely right, tea must be enjoyed at elevenses however this is ceremony of up-most importance, such a thrilling scene could only be celebrated with a cup of tea in my opinion.
>>65659002
I always know where I am in the world because our education taught us geography.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/10/16/us-students-are-terrible-at-geography
>>65655620
Grab my musket and round of the boys to go shoot some Lobsterbacks
God save the Queen tbqh
>>65655620
This is why if you don't sleep with your AR15, a dozen 60 round magazines and a .45, you're a faggot and deserve everything that comes to you.
>>65655620
Pour another cup for the Commander and sit back on the porch and watch the battle.
They're only here for the tea tax. You're safe with coffee.
>>65655620
I ask them for their butter knife licences
>>65662937
>bin that bayonet
Kek
>>65655620
assume it is some sort of reenactment
grab a video camera and record some nice traditional warfare.
>>65655620
>>65655620
Remove bong
