Yellowstone erupts when?
Whenever the fuck it wants.
>>65609056
40k years.
>>65609159
This. I ain't Negrodamus.
What if we used meme magic to make Yellowstone erupt?
No one knows, but it's on constant watch by scientists.
It's on constant watch by scientists. They'll know.
Fuckin christ why wouldn't the thread update. Apologies.
>>65609056
I don't know but it would sure be a more interesting way to cleanse the planet than a fucking flood.
>>65609486
The FBI handpicked your post for review, which in turn made it appear much slower than normal.
WE FEAR NOT DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFwOu4ES7s4
>>65609377
>>65609442
lol its always embarrassing when you doublepost but change the content so people think you sit there agonizing over saying the right thing. youre okay bro
>>65609630
Europe would be fine. Most of Asia too. It's happened plenty of times in the past and life prevails.
It will be hard, sure, but European countries will prevail, probably become incredibly fascist to deal with he food shortages and panic, and then take over the Middle East to use as farm land in a decade when things are a little more barable.
Also, no more America. Win win if you ask me.
>>65609056
Hopefully soon so Obama can blame one last thing on Dubya.
Trump will appoint Chuck Norris to go have a talk with it.
>>65609897
his first post is objectively superior you retard
I'm no science bitch
But couldn't they drill holes to help ventilate the volcano?
>>65609056
2 years from now today CHECK EM PRAISE KEK
>>65610996
>drill holes
>weaken crust
>volcano erupts immediately
Good fucking job.
>>65609377
>>65609442
>>65609486
Kek samefagging on a board with ID's, american education everyone
>>65611167
we should just build a wall around yellowstone
>>65610996
>couldn't you put holes in a baloon to lower the pressure?
American education strikes again
>>65611394
I remember reading somewhere that scientist really did propose to do this though
>>65611277
Can't tell if you're being ironic or retarded.
If you kinda care about what the people who get paid to study and monitor it have to say: not likely happen in the next few thousand years.
If you're a retard on the internet who was delivered the truth of the matter in a dream: lol next week.
http://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/volcanoqa.htm
>>65609056
>when?
Between half a million years from now and never again.
>>65609056
Hopefully never.
>the best, freest, whitest states in the Union get obliterated
>the nigger and liberal infested coasts survive
RIP America.
>>65611167
>fortify the entirety of American soil with some kilometers of meters pavement
>some other supervolcano takes the hit
Check mate
>>65611394
You can do that though. Haven't you ever tried putting a wooden skewer through a balloon?
Hint: it's an experiment most Americans do some time before 3rd fucking grade.
>>65611277
he wasnt trying to samefag, he just thought he hadnt posted at first.
gypsy education everyone
>>65609056
Hopefully soon.
>>65611300
Brilliant
>>65611277
>Romania
Why am I not surprised?
>>65609056
If I have double digits, Yellowstone erupts tomorrow.
>>65612403
Maybe next year
>>65611277
pls dont be unironic
>>65609697
Even I find that gay as hell
I don't give a shit when. Mexico is paying for the damage.
>>65609159
/THREAD
Oh shit I never lost it so hard
>Serious business though; we are fucked if that thing blows
>>65612722
The US will completely collapse.
More like Mexico will colonize the North.
>>65609056
Wabb up Yebbowstune ;'-DDD
Get 37 for Yellowstone happening 2016.
>>65611738
>coastal states get inundated with masses of white americans fleeing from the central states
>race war ensues
>whites win
>>65611277
Romanians don't know how to read apparently.
So when it does erupt, how would the world be like afterwards?
>Inb4 WWIII
