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Do You Pee Standing Up or Sitting Down?
(hint: real men pee sitting down)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynA_hWD0vm8
>>65535779
I piss in a bag because I lost my dick in Iraq.
>>65535779
I pee sitting down in the middle of the night because I don't want to turn any lights on because it will let me see all the spiders on the seat
>>65535913
then why don't you go find it
>>65536015
>tfw australian
>>65536065
you go try to find some dick in iraq and see how it goes for you
>>65536065
kek
>>65536065
I tried calling the hotel but they said they hadn't seen it and I don't know where else I could have left it.
>>65536192
underrated post
>>65535779
>REAL men pee sitting down
Is that what your woman shamed you into believing? Fuck this gay earth with you wimpy faggots.
>>65536246
Maybe it's still in your battle buddies asshole.
>>65535779
I only pee sitting down if I am taking a dump.
>>65536360
I wasn't there with the military I was just on vacation.
>>65535779
Piss standing up, when I have to go to take a poo, I piss sitting down in the loo
>>65536192
Legend
>>65536456
I have two important questions:
>How the fuck did you lose your dick?
>How the fuck do you vacation in Iraq?
I pee standing up and I don't even have a cock (I use a female urination device), so you limp-dicks have no excuse.
>>65535779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
Does that answer your question?
>>65535779
>not peeing in the sink
good goys, the water company is thankful
>>65535779
sitting down because I'm not an uncultured degenerate and I clean my toilet
>>65536637
I just left it somewhere. Usually I find it in the medicine cabinet because I like to put it there when I'm drunk for some reason but it wasn't there.
>>65537105
Hi Sven, are you enjoying your vacation?
>>65535779
>oohhh look lets make men do girly things
>again
>Buzzfeed
I'm not watching this garbage.
>Go to take shower this morning
>About to get in and notice the drain is clogged
>Decide to forgo the shower since I'm just working a weekend anyway
>Still have to piss so go ahead and do that
>Thinking back, that might have been the first time I've ever pissed in a toilet while stark naked
>mfw I felt piss spraying all over my legs from the pressure at which it hit the porcelain
>I've probably blasting myself with piss my whole life and not even realizing it
Fuck
>not peeing in the sink with the water running
jesus christ you're practically cavemen
>>65536376
Are you a faggot or something? What kind of pussy sits down to take a shit?
>>65535779
christ, remember when the internet was just memes and porn....
>>65537836
That was what caused me to start pissing while sitting. I still forget to sit sometimes.
>using toilets at all
>>65535779
>piss sitting in my house
>piss standing everywhere else
standing splashes piss/toilet water everywhere
I would never sit in public because I don't want my dick touching public toilet water.
>>65539729
>dick touching public toilet water.
Why the fuck do american toilets have the water level so high?
