EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOLUME IV
Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
>>68725771
Daily reminder that Dump is freefalling in the polls and that he'll lose to Hillary by a landslide.
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>>68725771
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
IT'S TRENDING
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>JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE UP FOREVER BRO
OH FUCK.
IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S FINALLY TRENDING FOR ME LADS.
TRENDING ON TWITTER MY NIGGAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4TC3h5oJHo
thread theme
ALL HAIL LORD KEK, GIVE HIM YOUR POWER SO THAT HE MAY DESTROY RATO!
Trump reminds me of Kongming if anyone else knows what Im talking about
Well, seems like it's really happening. Sorry to doubt you, anons.
Is Ted Cruz in damage control mode?
> yfw all this shit is breaking tonight
> yfw when we tried to use the #Scandal tag earlier
> yfw Ted Cruz is trying to hijack the hashtag to divert attention away from the scandal
>>68725771
I can't handle this much entertainment... Everyday with the meme dreams
>they knew
>>68725898
I need to watch that video again
>>68725888
daily reminder that hillary clinton can easily fall to jimmy carter levels.
Guys I love Don as much as the rest of you all, but y'know... there ain't a fig of truth to this story.
.,.and let me tell you something. What we need is a principled conservative ready to shake up Washington and bring the conservative grass roots back into power. Cruz would never cheat on his beloved Heidi. These are malicious and anti-Christian lies being spread by Donald who is a liberal that supports partial birth abortion. We can't destroy Cruz because we need Cruz to restore conservative values back to America. That's why I'm a #CruzMissile.
i guess this image doesn't matter so much now that rafael has been outed as a cheating whore
COMMIEFORNIA HERE, CAN CONFIRM TRENDS.
You bastards got it trending. Holy fuck.
>>68725888
Go back to Canukistan syrupnigger.
>>68725771
LISTEN GUYS,
You can match up the pictures all you want.
The only problem is, it's from National Enquirer. Do you think ANYONE will believe it? No evidence? This will backfire on the whole GOP and Hillary will clean up the pieces. I say this as a Trump supporter.
>>68725771
Y'all astroturfing twitter aren't you?
>>68725888
Indictment.
;^)
>>68725991
HOLY FUCK
ITS TRENDING:
>>68725948
FUCKING THREE REDDIT FRONT PAGE LINKS!
MICHAEL SAVAGE MENTION
CRUZ ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BTFO
REMEMBER THE MOMENT WHEN TRUMP SECURED HIS NOMINATION
>>68725888
>implying we ever forgot
He's a fucking clown
WERE AHEAD OF SLIME SEASON
WE AN ARMY NOW
WE TRENDING NOW
SPAM IT UP LADS
>>68725771
THIS IS NUTS
Investigate the Sarah Flores/Carly Fiorina Super PAC donation it got from Ted Cruz's Super PAC. $500,000 donation to a rival campaign for what...? Silence?
>>68725771
Does anyone still doubt that Trump is the God-Emperor?
>>68725888
Thank you, Canuck.
Lemme guess, Kasich polls higher than Hillary so he should be the nom? yet he can't seem to catch up to Trump Polls Schmolls
>>68726053
> I say this as a Cruz shill.
HAPPENING!! SHIT IS TRENDING ON TWITTER
HERE'S PROOF ITS TRENDING.
https://archive.is/IC14T
https://archive.is/IC14T
https://archive.is/IC14T
IT'S TRENDING
>>68726022
give it up queer
DELETE YOUR TWEETS NOW PLEASE DON'T DO THIS
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
>SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68723760
SHEMALE ESCORT WORKING IN D.C UNDER THE ALIAS "LOLLIPOP"
>>68725930
Picking up steam fucking fast.
Confirmed it works if you use open incognito tab. Is it a state by state thing or is the trend blocked out everywhere in a normal tab?
LMAO
SHES GOT NEARLY 300K FOLLOWERS
SOME PRETTY BIG PEOPLE ARE GETTING THIS
MORE
FUEL
ON
THE
FIRE
FAMRON
KEEP IT GOING
>>68725771
ITS HAPPENING!
>>68725948
Katrina Pierson confirmed lurking tweets
>>68726022
b8b8b8b8b8b8b8b8
>National Enquirer reporting
lol. You Trumpfags are desperate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
YFW WHEN DONALD PLANNED THE STORY TO BREAK ON EASTER FUCKING WEEKEND
TRENDING.
MEME MAGIC IS REAL.
FUCK ME.
Reminder that Katrina told Trump this a long time ago.
Reminder Trump never brought it up because he wanted Cruz to be VP.
Reminder that Cruz recently said he wanted nothing to do with being Trump's VP.
Reminder Trump has now said fuck it and is going to let his meme department ruin Cruz's life.
Based.
I'll just leave this here.
>>68726053
Two of them have been confirmed by a Washington Post reporter who also stated that an online new site already knew but never published it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TRUMP HAS AWOKEN
MEME
A
G
I
C
PRAISE KEK!
>>68726018
clearly the stripper's stage name is lollipop.
HAPPENING IN SOUTH CAROLINA
>>68726155
SHIT
>>68725991
shes got like 300k followers, this is good
stalked her tweets for a bit, there is not much going on up there lol
goodnight el rato. this better be on the news tomorrow .
Good job, boys
>>68726022
You shills fucking lost, the rat is dead...bury it.
>>68726004
This ought to be good. He's doing the Hillary laugh when confronted with things that make him look bad.
You know what they say, first they laugh at you...
Why hasn't the story been released now that Shapiro is out of the picture?
>>68726130
I'm sorry applied memetics man you can work as my errand boy.
hannity shitting all over some muslim dog
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
DESHI
>>68726159
>mfw a shill posted near me
>>68726140
based kinsey
>>68726155
holy shit
>>68726131
How do you know this?
>>68726053
>the guy who wrote it won a Pulitzer prize for previous work regarding revealing sex scandals
>Implying he's willing to destroy all his journalistic integrity by lying about something so insane
lad...
CRUZ TRIES TO CLAIM HE DIDN'T KNOW
HIS CAMP HAS BEEN USING THIS ANGLE AGAINST TRUMP SINCE AT LEAST 20 DAYS AGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0
STARTS AT 4:00
SPREAD IT
>>68726159
John Edwards
>>68726159
nah, you are obv
Anyone else notice he was nervous as fuck during the press conference. The whole Trump stop attacking MUH WIFE outrage speech was another Rato tactic to cover up this affair scandal that was looming
>>68726148
JUST
>>68725771
Did Trump know?
How did he know?
How long does he know?
Was Katrina part of his plan?
>>68726181
No, he just wanted Cruz to sit in second place and deprive Rubio and Bush their delegates, forcing them to drop out. Then he nukes Cruz. He couldn't nuke Bush or Rubio if they were in Cruz's position in the race.
>>68725771
WE JUST MERGED DNA WITH A FUCKING OS SYSTEM AND MADE A TINY LIFE FORM >>68725774
>>68726240
we just need to inspire bakhari and milo.
What are the odds this is all over the news tomorrow?
>>68725916
Trump killed every candidate single handed but for Cruz.
He needed /pol/'s help for that one. And we were there for the MAGA emperor in his time of need against Rato.
whats it all mean /pol/
was rato trying to get his eggs in one basket
oh damn, just saw a good hashtag:
#FornicaTED
LET'S GET TO NUMBER ONE, BROS
>Trump's fw
>>68726159
Make hay while the sun shines, shills!
>>68726053
This isn't the normal gossip. The is 4chan Gold Accountâ„¢ gossip.
>>68725771
It's morning here, what the fuck just happened guys?
Is this the "spilling the beans" stuff Trump talked about?
What's the story, do we have anything officially confirmed yet?
>>68726181
I would not vote for Trump if Cruz was the VP
>>68726240
what if Shapiro somehow blackmailed them
>>68726327
It doesn't matter if he knew, everyone is going to say he knew and it will be so.
>>68725771
what a disgusting creature using his status as a candidate for president to take advantage of women.
OH GOD WILL TRUMP MENTION HIS 'INTERNET PEOPLE' AGAIN
>>68726291
Cruz pundits are absolute scum.
>>68725888
Wow, you guys are worse than the Australians.
At least the Aussies are funny.
You guys are garbage.
>>68726155
>It's all going according to plan
Likes
>>68726422
national enquirer makes article about cruz in a sex scandal:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
former washington times reporter confirms it:
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
gawker just made an article about it:
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
the censored images in the national enquirer were uncovered and uncensored by 4chan, and all the females were confirmed as having some sort of personal relationt to Cruz
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458884563985.jpg
#cruzsexscandal trending nationally
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458884808184.jpg
are these the beans, donald?
Also reminder of pic related. Jew Shapiro was the editor at the time and is a Cruz fan.
Oy vey. What a night. Almost a shoah in itself. I got that wapo article regarding the Sarah Flores / Fiorina connect and I already feel like I am helping MAGA. Thank u Trump.
Time 2 sleep. Keep up the good work lads.
MAGA
A
G
A
>>68726367
>My internet people took care of it
CRASHING THIS CAMPAIGN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68726453
Overlay the ones we know anon
>>68726327
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
THE PLANE RALLIES
THE CIA POSES
THIS IS NO KEK YOU FOOLS
THE TRUE MASTER OF MEMES WAS WITH US ALL ALONG
FIRST LES BAINES
NOW AMERICA
T H E F I R E R I S E S
FUCK ANIME
FUCK MEMES
DONALD TRUMP WILL FINALLY MAKE BANEPOSTING REAL
>>68726291
busTED
>>68726422
Cruz is joining the Trump graveyard
>>68726159
gg no re Cruz shills
Who cares? Trump cheated on his wife too...
DON'T SLOW DOWN YOU
STUPID
DISGUSTING
NEETS !!!
THAT HASHTAG NEEDS TO REACH THE #1 SPOT ON TWITTER
KEEP TWEETING
>>68726155
Does Katrina still have the blue dress with Ted Cruz jizz on it from their closet romp?
>it's actually trending
Kek bless you all
>>68726155
oh fugg it's real
PSA
>PSA
PSA
>PSA
WE NEED TO FIND THE ORIGIN OF THESE TWO PICTURES.
THE OTHER THREE HAVE BEEN FOUND ALREADY.
THE PICTURES WERE LIKELY EASY TO FIND VIA GOOGLE AND THE ONE ON THE RIGHT APPEARS TO BE FROM A PROFESSIONAL MODELING SHOOT.
what does this mean?
http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lollipop-available-now/19702051
>>68726422
>what the fuck happened
we found out cruz was having an affair with 5 people, 3 confirmed 2 unconfirmed
>is this the spilling the beans stuff
yes, maybe, dunno, but it's an odd coincidence and is hilarious regardless
>whats the story
see above
>>68726038
3rd international news story in the last day
I'd say we're doing pretty well
Guys stop tweeting and retweeting this will make it to the number one and it's all people will be talking about, we don't want to take away attention from Trump.
I say this as Trump supporter, I absolutely despise Cruz.
>>68726155
HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
>>68725930
>71.3K tweets
Christ. And this was leaked just a few hours ago
>mfw Drumpfkins think their tabloid gossip and hearsay kiss and tell scare stories is enough to even scratch the reputation of a principled and maritally devoted senator like Rafael 'the Rat Man' Cruz
>>68726367
It's not even just that, he destroyed everyone that talked shit about him. He told Cruz
>you'd better not attack me
and he's paying the price.
>>68726053
>I say this as a Trump supporter.
I completely agree, but we're just a bunch of childless single men who jerk off to anime so who cares.
>>68726499
>>68726502
Damn son.
>>68726327
Roger Stone was on Trump's campaign as an advisor. He left the campaign so he could go hard on this sort of shit (His expertise is on Hillary however).
He's the one who broke the story based on him being credited on the article. He has been friends with Trump for very a long time.
So answers:
Probably
Roger Stone
Probably for a while now
Probably
>>68726502
>>68726519
But he isn't campaigning as the second coming of christ.
>>68726554
>that drop
KEEP TWEETING MOTHERFUCKERS
RETWEET THIS!!!
I can't wait until the next volume of Can't Stump the Trump that covers this shit.
>People still think Trump can't beat Clinton
>Trump has only known about Cruz for a few years
>Trump was a close friend to Clinton for YEARS
He's going to fucking demolish her.
>>68726519
Trump's entire platform isn't being a bible-thumping family man?
IT HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS.
GOOD JOB AND GOOD NIGHT.
>>68726130
no breaks
>>68726449
HITLER HAD HIS BROWNSHIRTS
TRUMP HAS HIS RED-HATS
MAGA
>>68726206
aka Breitbart
Pic = Info an anon posted, may be true, may be red herring
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist/status/713242608756084736
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>68726159
http://mentalfloss.com/article/24291/7-stories-national-enquirer-actually-got-right
>Rato pls go
>>68726490
>i love the polls
>>68726553
This isn't good attention famillia
This is the kind of shit that kills a campaign, especially someone who paints himself a man of God like Cruz
Do we have any concrete evidence?
Because hot damn if this shit is true.
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES
>>68725930
WE DID IT RED- I MEAN /POL/
>>68725888
>>68726455
Seriously. Canadian shitposting is fucking awful. They really don't compare to the quality the Australians provide. Just kill yourselves maple nigger hick faggots.
Twitters doing the thing where they remove the hashtag from my autocomplete and trends list
top lel
>>68725771
Your stickies are cluttered and autistic. Too many loose ends thus alleged. Lemme suggest for you an alternative:
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EL RATO SEX SCANDAL MEGATHREAD VOL. ##
Important information:
>National Enquirer reported 5 alleged affairs Ted Cruz had
>3/5 women have been identified in the Nat. Enquirer photo from left-to-right:
>Katrina Pierson - Trump Spokeswoman, ran for Congress (32 district) in 2014 in Texas and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy Campaign Manager for Carly Fiorena, Legal Advisor for Mitt Romney's Official Super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
>Breitbart reporter Allum Bakhari @LibertarianBlue states that he had the Breitbart story back in February
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Carly Fiorina SuperPAC gets MASSIVE 'donation' from Ted Cruz PAC
>PLEASE NOTE: Donald Trump stated that he would release dirt on Ted's wife specifically if Ted didn't toe the line, so as of right now, this literally has nothing to do with Trump.
=====INFORMATION THAT IS NEEDED=====
>Identities of #2 and #3
>Allegedly Breitbart knew of this story and even goes as far as stating the story was written but suppressed; so why was it held back?
>Allegedly Ben Shapiro @benshapiro knew of this story, and may have played a hand in suppressing it- after all he was shilling for Cruz up until he left Breitbart
=====IMPORTANT LINKS=====
Original story:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
Gawker picked it up:
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
LegitGove.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
>>68726239
Then they get schlonged.
>>68726159
no u
>>68726650
Yeah, like the same thing happened with that slut saying that trump's manager knocked her to the ground.
>>68726649
Why don't you look up pictures then if you're going to bother fucking posting this again.
DONT STOP TWEETING. WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS GOING INTO MORNING HOURS FOR SYNDICATES TO BRING IT UP
GUYS I THINK WE'RE OVER THINKING THINGS ABOUT THE TEACHER
let's back things up a bit
>Cruz married Heidi Nelson in 2001.[216] The couple have two daughters:[217] Caroline (born 2008) and Catherine (born 2011).
Caroline would have to be 8 by now, that's already grade 2. That limits things down substantially in terms of potential teachers Ted could have boned.
Why would it be any other random teacher? Why would ted need to go out of his way to solicit a teacher that wasn't revolving somehow around him, for sex?
TR;DR
Find the teacher of Ted's 8y.o daughter
>>68726643
NO!
Hit the brakes!!!
>>68725771
>>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
Oh, so that was the big story. Did he say that on twitter?
>>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
Source?
>>68726159
hows it feel knowing trumps hands are clean of this whole thing
TRENDING
>>68726554
>>68726601
Well, we DID pick the absolute worst time to start a twitter hashtag.
>Why does Trump keep calling Cruz "Lyin' Ted" so often?
It all makes sense. He lied about his affairs.
>>68726470
>>68726453
>>68726379
>>68726291
>"According to rumors"
>/pol/ wasting it's time doing bullshit oppo even a tabloid wouldn't publish
>>68726004
Almost feel bad for him and his fucked up family but this is politics
KEEP GRILLING @BENSHAPIRO ABOUT WHY HE KILLED THE SCANDAL STORY
>>68726650
Nah, this guy is a Trump troll. He's on our side side. Sarcastic as fuck.
>>68726650
He has to be a /pol/tard right?
>>68725968
My Zhuge Liang nigga
>>68726711
Ted's obviously going to deny but if any of those 5 women admits, he's beyond fucked.
I love how Shapiro turned out to be hiding this story
I used to like his work until he started shilling to. The max for Cruz
Then this shit comes out
Loving. Every. Laugh.
>>68726544
dead end
litterally crying listing to Tumbling Down song and watching this unfold /pol. I love this world sometimes
>>68726643
OH SHIT NIGGAS!
>>68726650
conservative pundit is a satirical account. dude is /pol/.
>>68726685
Where do we look tho
>>68726650
>Damage Control
DemsRRealRacist is one of ours. He's probably the finest troll currently going. Trump's official account even followed it for an afternoon for fucks sake.
>>68726625
wat is dis webm?
>>68725948
Praise kek
>>68726359
oh fuck
What the fuck happened to Ben Shapiro
I used to like him until a few months ago when I think he realized that Trump was not a joke and then he went full autism
>>68725771
You fuckers do realise that this mignt just get him more publicity that if played well woll boost him in the polls.
>>68726782
Yeah, we probably should have waited about 12-18 after we'd gotten even more info to spring this hashtag.
Oh well. KEEP IT TRENDING
All of you in the fucking Cruz campaign better get your resumes in order.
Time to hit the bricks.
Trending in Florida.
>>68725771
GUYS!
THE FIVE MISTRESSES ARE
>Katrina Pierson
> Konni Burton
> Judi Nichols
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINK
>STORY LINK
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>Wash Times reporter confirms story
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>>68726802
NOTICE HOW HASN'T BASHED TRUMP AT ALL BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE'LL BRING CRUZ SCANDAL IN HIS THREAD AND ALL HIS FOLLOWERS WILL READ IT
>>68725771
NATIONAL ENQUIRER
SCALIA MURDERED BY HOOKER
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/antonin-scalia-murder-conspiracy-prostitute-sex-scandal/photo/149939/
We should invent some bullshit like Cruz asked a prostitute to dress up like a nun so he could fuck her. The media will love shit like that and lap it up.
If anyone wants to dig deep on Ted Cruz's employees, here's the list of the payrolls. Find the girls lads, Ill work the column on last column
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
>https://www.legistorm.com/member/2872/Sen_Ted_Cruz.html
>>68726591
right, follow-up questions.
Is Trump a superhuman?
Is he aware of the fact that i am using whatever meme-magic i can gather to raise his high energy evn higher?
Will my good deeds be rewarded in this life or the next?
Like, will this help me get a greencard? I'm white
>>68726140
>>68726259
>tfw Kinsey follows you
NBD
>>68726942
*12-18 hours
>>68726470
>>68726547
Thank you
ARTICLE DROPPED
HERE IT IIIIISSSSS
https://medium.com/@1e3d0077c3ca4df4b260e1ee0bceb6/is-ted-cruz-cheating-on-his-wife-2b3284cc2475
Welp I got an exam tommorow, night niggas and good luck
WHAT THE
>>68726912
>Trump's official account even followed it for an afternoon
NOICE God Tier Satire.
>>68726975
> Konni Burton
> Judi Nichols
None of the pictures of them match up to the two in the article.
It's either misinformation or the pictures are remarkably well-hidden online.
>>68726682
She likely wouldn't be on backpacks.
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
>We are not your kind of people.
>You seem kind of phoney.
>Everything's a lie.
. . .
>We are not your kind of people
>Speak a different language
>We see through your lies
>>68727007
dude im so jealous wtf
>>68726140
based presenterfu
>>68726999
We don't need to make anything up. Are you a shill?
>>68726975
fuck off with your red herring bullshit
>>68727003
No, he is a wizard.
Probably
Probably
Probably
>>68726975
No don't retweet this, we can't get any of this wrong, and konni/judi are wrong names.
÷ twitter.com/Gawker/status/713235678113488896
>>68727034
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
>>68726999
dude the truth is that he got fucked by a tranny, much crazier. nice trips tho. don't lie
>>68726975
https://ballotpedia.org/Konni_Burton
https://ballotpedia.org/Judy_Nichols
I personally think it was a Cruz shill who gave us these names. They don't add up. Although maybe Cruz has more than 5 mistresses?!
There is no way that rat fuck ever got his dick into Hurricane Katrina.
EVERYONE FUCKING START TWEETING THIS SHIT AT THE DONALD
>>68726968
Trending in Texas
WASHINGTON TIMES MAN SAYS BRIETBART KNOWS THE WHOLE STORY
You morons know that trump has had affairs too right?
>Heidi Cruz turns on CNN to see Jake Tapper discussing the allegations that Ted Cruz fucks prozzies that he forces to dress up like nuns
>she feels the darkness coming over her again
>she can't stop it this time
>Heidi Cruz commits suicide
Trump victory when
>>68727034
1am just started anon, chill.
>>68727111
Katrina likely took one for the team
>TrumpFaggots actually citing National Enriquer
I knew Trump fags were fucking stupid but this is just to much.
Jesus Christ
>>68727034
It resets at midnight? How is this working.
>>68725771
>>68726698
=====WHAT YOU CAN DO=====
We need the identities of the remaining two women
Fire up your twitter accounts and get this trending under several hashtags at once:
#CruzSexScandal
#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
as well as send it directly to:
@senTedCruz
@TedCruz
@Nero
@BenShapiro
@Drudge
@FoxNews
@theHill
@BretBaier
@who ever else you can think of
>>68726975
Stuff your phony shit, or provide the photos.
>>68726975
stop
How much will this affect the upcoming primaries?
>>68726942
I'm sure the media is well aware of this by now and are waiting for more actual facts before they run with it, but then again I'm sure we'll hear about it on the news anyway
>>68727007
>tfw she follows me too
>tfw when I feel like she's made a big fat mistake following me because I follow nothing but porn artists like shadshit
>>68726985
JOHN EDWARDS
ayy lmao,keep up with the damage control though
it's funny
>>68726155
Oy vay, I can't handle this anymore.
Praise kek!
>>68727161
not even in the same league faggot
>>68726787
who are these semen demons?
>>68727034
The PACs are assuming direct control
>>68726249
>http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
why is my IP banned. I'm a murican and i never heard of this site.
>>68727007
She follows everyone, she likes everything you tweet at her, she answers some of it.
And she's a traitorous whore. Dropped like Cruz candidacy.
>>68727149
Allum Bukhari knew it all. He's being legally gagged by Ben Shapiro's kike lawyers though.
>>68727161
Trump isn't running as a "nice Christian boy"
>>68727144
Trending in Nevada
>>68727149
SHAPRIO!!! YOU SLIMEY KIKE!
>>68726765
SOMEONE PLS REPLY TO THIS
>>68727003
>Is Trump a superhuman?
Yes.
>Is he aware of the fact that i am using whatever meme-magic i can gather to raise his high energy evn higher?
Kek is aware
>>68727003
>Will my good deeds be rewarded in this life or the next?
2016 onwards
>>68727003
>Like, will this help me get a greencard? I'm white
Yes with the right skillset
>>68727192
Trump will win in a landslide. Cruz prolly won't pull out before then but damage will be done and he wont be running by the middle of next week.
>>68727192
LYING TED WITH HIS BIBLE
>>68726573
>"It's nawt the refugees thawt ahr the prooblam! It's Trump and his distasteful manner of disparaging them!"
>>68726650
He writes as conservative pundits ironically.
>>68727174
I wouldn't ever even joke about that. She's a wonderful woman and no way she would need to take a rat dick like that.
>>68726471
>kikebart at it again
>>68726583
>who jerk off to anime
Speak for yourself, rato shill.
>>68727177
thats what it was at first but we got other news sources to spill the beans with us
>>68726938
all of cruz's voting base is evangelical christians who believe his lies that trump is immoral and that he, ted cruz, is moral. dumb romanian poster
This affair shit is most likely the real deal. Expect more evidence to mount and all the puzzle pieces to fall into place. If the media doesn't cover it up in an attempt to censor Trump, then Cruz's political career is over
>made a twitter for shitposting
>suggested people to follow are Trump, Billy Herrington, and Taylor Swift
