ITT: We thank Mr. Christie
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/11/us/politics/chris-christie.html
>tfw based krispy kreme can't blow rubio out in debates anymore
>>63695775
he went to get that search warranty
You will not be forgotten when Trump ascends to Emperor. F F F F F F F F F F F F F
>tfw no more based 9/11 man BTFOing Rubio in the debates now
You have redeemed yourself donutman, god speed you beautiful fat bastard
>>63695775
FIORINA SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN
Would have expect Gilmore as well
What do you think they talked about?
>>63696388
Did this Gilmore guy just enter the race?
Thank you Mister Christie. You make good cookies.
>>63696425
Probably wanted VP.
Fiorina just dropped as well
>>63696466
No, been around for a while
Got 12 votes yesterday though
>>63696425
How to deliver the final blow to ruboto
>>63695775
Don't break the door frame on your way out.
![rupert-murdoch-tweet-christie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hWZWdA0.jpg "rupert-murdoch-tweet-christie[1].jpg")
LOL BUTTHURT
Why couldn't it be Jeb instead? :(
Thank you for your service,Mr.Christie.
Now lose some fucking weight,so you survive long enough to be VP
>>63695775
Anti Pot RINO. Glad he's gone
Another one bites the dust
>/pol/ becomes Rato
Chris Christie never said he dropped out, it's been pushed by the media just like Carson dropping out was
>>63696645
>Smoking the devils leaf
>Drakeposting
CTRL-F "warrant"
0 results
Whitewashed article.
He may have been a fatass who needed a warrant, but damn did he know how to shit all over someones campaign
Its just a shame he never got a shot at Cruz
>>63695775
Good job on taking down Rubio. Now go loose weight and get your speech straight because if you think Trump would ever consider a VP who is a heart stroke time bomb you're kidding yourself.
>>63696563
Christie is a morbidly obese manlet, and he STILL got a hotter wife than Jeb.
How do you explain that, /pol/?
https://twitter.com/CarlyFiorina/status/697512258595782656
Carly Fiorina
also out
>>63695775
This is going to be hilarious especially after all his bragging of what he's accomplished and how others aren't experienced
>>63695775
Thanks big guy. Maybe next time, after Don's 8 years are up.
>>63695775
I WON'T FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE DONUT KING
YOU PAVED THE WAY FOR THE CHOSEN ONE
>>63696915
Ehh, I'd take a goblin over a half-orc desu
>>63695775
i really dont know how people vote for rubio, cruz or jeb over christie
he was great in the debate
probably fits way better to Jersey than the White House tho
Chris Christie literally single-handedly sunk Rubio.
He was the hero we needed. That's a fact. If you disrespect the man, you don't belong on /pol/.
>>63697363
fat
>>63697363
He's a cuckservative though
He only got into politics because of a gun ban in NJ that didn't pass
You did great Christie. I can only hope that Rubio the other governors (namely Jeb) can finish what you started.
>>63696931
>>63697363
>sunk Rubio
You mean asked Rubio what makes him different from Obama and received an answer?
It blows my mind that you retards somehow think Christie came out on top in that exchange. Rubio was asked a fucking stupid question with a false premise, so he stated that the premise was false (Obama's competence is not why he is bad for America) and then explained what makes him different (I care about America).
>>63697357
>probably fits way better to Jersey than the White House tho
Chris Christie doesn't work for Middle America, awkward weirdos like Bush and evangelical panderers like Cruz do.
Christie is smart and verbally abusive, kind of like Trump. I don't like him much, but he's much better than any candidate except for Trump simply because he's a normal human being.
>>63695775
>>63696931
Good, finally.
Kasich and Jeb should drop out too, although maybe keep Jeb just for meme and banter reasons.
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>63696337
CRISPY CREME DONUT
>>63696425
They talked about sending Vermin Supreme a gift basket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrDDkKPUFa4
>>63697596
>People want a normal human being
You realize how much people (especially the MSM) is trying to re-rally behind Rubio?
F
>>63696767
Onward to South Carolina!
>>63697938
Who said people want a normal human being?
That'd be ideal. Christie, Trump and even Rand were probably the most normally behaving candidates in the field. Only Trump has even a chance and that's slim pickings.
F
>>63697596
>Christie is smart and verbally abusive
Remember how Christie was the one getting all the attention for talking back to reporters and hecklers. Now he's nothing compared to Trump.
>>63696832
Please refer to fourth post.
>>63695775
I honestly liked Christie's personality a lot. On the issues I didn't really agree with him but I still liked them.
Oh well.
>>63695775
Did anyone say they were surprised he could even fit out the door yet?
>>63697566
>It blows my mind that you retards somehow think Christie came out on top in that exchange
Yes as well as everyone including the fucking political pundits that said the same thing, certainly
>a fucking leaf
Christie didn't realize how corrupt the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey was. The Bridgegate thing hurt his rep. It's started to peel some of the layers back but the mid-level chronies are still hiding a lot of shit because the PANYNJ has loadsamoney to bury anyone who challenge them in lawsuits.
He shouldn't have tried to run for President. It was too soon after the bridgegate shit. If he had waited until 2020 he would have had a better shot once all that got settled.
>>63697566
>It blows my mind that you retards somehow think Christie came out on top in that exchange.
It blows my mind that you didn't get the point of that entire exchange and why it caused Rubio's "surge" to crash almost over night.
Kill yourself you stupid canuckold.
>>63696579
Cannibalized Rubio
Nobody in NJ likes him. There's a reason for this.
Farewell you fat fuck
>>63697566
>>63697419
WHY DO CANADIANS SUPPORT THE RUBIO
REDPILL ME, /POL/
>>63697114
WITNESS ME EMPEROR TRUMP!
ALL SHINNY AND CHROME!
>>63695775
Christie and Carson are the guys who stay back and hold off the hordes of liberals and establishment kikes so their buddies could get out and survive.
THANK YOU CHRISTIE.
BECAUSE OF YOU, WE CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY AT NIGHT.
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
>>63696337
WARRANT
while he was a neo-con shill and total asshole (and not in the good way like trump), he still was able to absolutely shit on rubio and almost bury him, pending on how SC goes
>>63697566
You sure dispelled that notion
>>63696425
Installing donut shops in trump establishments
>>63696915
she looks like that goblin from that Don Bluth movie.
>>63699016
It was almost divine providence that Christie derailed Rubio when he did.
Does God want America to be great again?
>>63696645
Implying the NSA shit wasn't a bigger reason to hate him
>>63698714
How was he voted Governor for a second time?
His opponent was shittier?
>>63695775
>>63695775
TY FOR BTFO ROBOTIO HAM
pls Trump make him attorney general
Rupert Murdoch calls Chris Christie 'suicide bomber'.
Thank you based HAM.
>>63695775
F.
Single handedly ended Rubio's campaign, ensuring a Trump win
Who said fat people can't be based?
>>63696425
He could be Attorney General, Supreme Court Justice or some other cabinet position.
I'm proud of what my governor did to Rubio. I hope Trump rewards him somehow.
>>63699597
>>63699597
No, DUDE WEED will immediately defect to whatever the alternative is. That's campaign suicide, Trump would lose his appeal to disaffected democrats and independents.
Don't talk anymore you fucking retard.
>>63696025
It's okay, Anon. He did enough damage to Rubio that it will haunt him for the rest of his campaign. Christie did it for Trump. He did it for America.
Post the dark souls pic pls
>>63695775
He assassinated Rubio and now his work is done.
There's no issue here.
>>63700062
The one with dispel?
>>63696425
>>63696527
>>63696548
Probably wants to endorse Trump.
>>63700051
Thank you Mr Krispy
>>63697899
I'm dying
>>63695775
PLZ LEGALIZE THE WEED FAT MAN
>>63695775
NH threw everything back into a crazed mix again, and Christie at the debate was definitely part of that.
Thanks, Mr. Christie. You're going out with an open door leading into a Trump administration spot, honestly.
>>63698074
Change that last part from Carson to Christie and it'd be perfect.
>>63695775
THANK YOU DONUT MAN FOR PUTTING A VIRUS IN ROBOTO
FINISH OFF RAT CRUZ WHILE HES VULNERABLE
BUT REMINDER: CRUZ IS NOT THE BIGGEST THREAT. HE NEVER WAS.
RUBIO AND BUSH, ESTABLISHMENT SHILLS, ALWAYS WERE.
ESTABLISHMENT'S CURRENT PLAN: USE CRUZ TO SIPHON VOTES AWAY FROM DON, SPLIT PROTEST VOTE, GET RUBIO OR JEB TO DO WELL ENOUGH IN THE CAUCUSES TO LEAD TO A BROKERED CONVENTION, WHERE THEY CAN JUSTIFY HANDING THE NOMINATION TO ONE OF THEM
DON'T LET THEM DO IT
MEME HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE
MAKE RUBIO AND JEB INTO PATHETIC JOKES
WE HAVE PLENTY OF JEB MATERIAL, BUT WE NEED MORE SHITTING ON RUBIO
DON'T GET OVERCONFIDENT, THEY WILL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING TO STUMP TRUMP
WE CAN DO IT, /POL/
WE CAN MEME THIS
WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
GO
GO
GO
>>63696025
I wonder if he worked with Trump on that. Either way, F.
>>63696337
JELLY
>>63696425
RAND WOULD HAVE BEEN A PERFECT VP BUT HE WENT FULL NEOCON RETARD
CHRISTIE MAY HAVE TO DO?
I LIKE CARSON AND HE WOULD HELP GET EVEN MORE MINORITY VOTE BUT HES TOO DAMN SLEEPY
WHAT DO
>>63700051
thank mr krispy
>>63695775
Thanks krispy kreme
>>63702500
take a bite :^)
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZXwJcc1u-I
Thank you Christie for blowing Bubble Boy the fuck out and ending his candidacy.
In the end you were far more helpful than Randlet.
o7
>>63695775
F
>>63702132
>Rand
>full neocon retard
How is non-interventionism neocon?
>>63702132
Kasich VP, Christie Attorney General.
>>63698714
Literally because he's a Republican.
>>63695775
Thanks Krispy Kreme for taking out Rubio bot.
>>63698714
Because he hasn't fixed the economy of the state and was running for president instead of doing his job as Governor.
>>63700051
Thank you Mr Krispy
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY
>>63700051
thank mr krispy
Tbqh I always liked Christie
Very real and relatable guy when he spoke. He could have been a real contender if he wasn't so fat and looked so bad in a baseball uniform. Also he brought up 9/11 way too much.
All in all I think he would have been a great president
>>63703101
>Bubble Boy
???
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY
>>63701453
I second this, someone get on that
>>63696579
Fuck off, old man. He went out with a BADA BANG!
OUT!!
With a RESOUNDING THUD.
>>63704351
christie is a cunt do not trust any politican from new jersey especially ones that are friends with the port authority
t. trentbridge resident
He ran out of money
>>63704381
Christie called Rubio "the boy in the bubble" before.
>>63702500
Take a bite
>>63697604
Honestly I want Jeb to make it all the way, he's hilarious
>>63706163
H e r a n
>he never runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Tn8WFMvQU
THANK YOU KRISPY KREME
Thank you for the murder-suicide, Krispy Kreme!
>>63697899
>No, they're free ponies.
Fucking kek
>>63695775
I'm a trump supporter but I must say, christie is pretty great from what I've seen of him in the debates.
Fair well Krispy Kreme!
F
Chris Christie has been fat-shamed and abused since day one.
Why is it okay to be prejudiced against fat people?
He was a hero of mine.
Shame on you all.
Thank you for your sacrifice you fat fuck.
F
>>63695775
Thanks for the memories Krispy! You did the entire US a service by BTFO rubot. It won't be forgotten.
![f3806dc952ec188ace5a1a987b72a9a428011293b11153720538874a9aa1a980_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5Q3vQGr.jpg "f3806dc952ec188ace5a1a987b72a9a428011293b11153720538874a9aa1a980_1[1].jpg")
>>63698714
Nobody in the US likes NJ
Why did ballon man fail so hard at the polls?
>>63708540
He had bariatric lap band surgery but didn't lose a pound.
That's commitment! It's hard to keep the pounds on with a stomach the size of a walnut.
>>63708945
He is a fat authoritarian dick.
Hitler is more libertarian than Christie.
>>63696425
Trump is such a badass.
Getting calls from all the others, actually having a talk with some of them. Alliances forming even after these harsh debates.
Trump might talk shit about you during a race but he'll be there if you need him to be.
>>63696425
Christie probably angling for a cabinet position.
>Trump: Christie called for 'long talk'
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/268901-trump-hints-at-christie-endorsement
CHRISTIE FOR VP
How did Christie 'suicide' at the debate?
Also what's Bridgegate?
>>63709928
He didn't suicide. He and Rubio just took each other out.
Trump endorsement when?
>>63710039
How did rubio take him out?
>>63709147
The walnut stretches back to how it used to be if you eat too much.
Apparently you get really sick at first though and vomit up everything you ate.
The poor guy. I know how hard food can have you addicted.
He should never have had the surgery, but that is what societal pressure and shaming can do to a person's judgement.
>>63710039
More like he knew that he was going down so he nobly took Rubio down with him.
>>63710039
>took each other out
Nah, Christie was helped by his debate performance. He would have got even less votes without it.
It's that bridge scandal that fucked him.
>>63695775
you did good krispy
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY
>>63702500
TAKE A BITE
>>63696915
literally a goblin
Chris Christie seems ok but I'm amazed retards needed him to tell them that Rubio is an inexperienced robot shill
literally all he has done is give speeches and be Hispanic
Based Kamikazi Krispy Kreme
o7
Based fatman exposing the cyborgs
>>63711818
Giving speeches and being half negro took Obama to the whitehouse and the nobel peace prize m8.
what a world we live in.
>>63708540
was going to comment, then i saw the flag
OH, AUSTRALIA!
>>63695775
THANK YOU FAT FUCK
>>63712160
that's what's so stupid. You have to be leftwing to get special minority points so republicucks are just wasting their time. Their master plan is to pick a hispanic or the guacman but they would get btfo anyway
>>63712160
Also Obama was funded heavily, and groomed by corporations.
I think we'll find out Rubio was the same. A junior senator solicited by corporate recruiters to be their boy.
>>63696579
FUCKING REKT
>>63712456
Rubio is/was literally Republican Obama. Even down to the giant ears.
>>63696579
How dare this infidel speak so coldly about a great martyr. He died for justice. Mashallah.
>>63695775
THANK YOU DONUT MAN
>>63712456
they already gave him a party credit card and he blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on it
christie knew he was going to drop out but decided to take roboto with him,
i may disagree with him as a politician but that was fucking based
Thanks lardass.
>>63695775
>Mr. Rubio appeared stunned by the onslaught, and played into Mr. Christie’s attacks by repeating the same retort four times.
Hahahahahahahaahahaha!
Oh, Donut Delivery Man, we thank you for your service. You took one for the team, mate.
eh, Sanders is better
i work 2 jobs, i have to, the papa johns is cutting everyone down to 10 hours a week
and i took another job at 32 hours a week, because my papa johns boss told me "we can't afford to give more hours"....it means they are about to close the franchise
>>63714138
or should i just tell the sinking ship that is the franchise to fuck off?
>Open a pizza franchise in a city with 70 pizza restaraunts already
>expect to make money
>get shocked when you find out are are barely breaking even
>>63703724
ZIKA-Virus child grown up.
Lol, talk about a murder/suicide with Rubio
Thank you, Chris
>>63695775
At least we got to see the best primary debate smackdown in the history of mankind.
>>63714138
Go to trade school.while working part time, learn how to weld, make bank
>>63696425
Is Christie going to endorse Trump?
Anyone watching Rubio on cnn right now?
Why do you guys hate him again? Seems like the best candidate imo...
Damn, we'll never see Christie go after Trump. I bet it would have been good.
Now he's off to go hug Obama.
>>63698763
Because Canada is even more of a Zionist slave state than America.
>>63696425
They probably discussed how Roboto got crushed in the NH primary thanks to Christie's efforts.
>>63715598
Nevermind he's talking about how encryption is evil now.
DROPPED
Let us dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country.
>able to destroy a front-runner's campaign in ONE sentence
WEW FAT LAD
>>63701501
I really want to stay vigilant but Rubot and Bush seem so laughable at this point. And this was literally Kasichs only state. I can't wait till we see some more polls from SC but honestly, this was probably it.
>>63698714
I like him, and I voted for the fat fuck. Krispy is the dam holding back NJ from becoming commiefornia tier with the clowns we have for democrats. Krispy gives no fucks and doesn't need a warrant. He also tells corrupt government unions like teachers and cops to eat a dick on a regular basis. I'd really like him if he worked to get us guns, but he has no shot at that. He was the hero we needed in this election
THANK YOU BASED KRISPY
>>63716024
Merru Krispmas Fatman
Christie looks decent in a suit and tie. Even if he is fat he still looks professional.
That baseball uniform though, jesus christ.
>>63695775
Now we have to convince Cruz voters to team Trump preferably through positive messages to avoid voters hunkering down against trump.
One of the best things of picking Trump, is this way, Cruz can remain in the senate.
>>63699938
>candidate should be rewarded with a political position they're not qualified for because they screwed over one of my opponents in the debate
this is why american democracy is broken beyond repair. the trading of offices for political capital is the root of corruption.
>>63698714
Because he's fat and people in New Jersey are superficial and shallow
>>63695775
Well, there goes the last based Republican.
Time to switch to Bernie. Never thought I'd ever vote democrat, but better than the fascist.
>>63715598
he's military-industrial puppet: the candidate
>>63696425
Trump better not have anything to do with that fat ass.
Most people didn't notice this but krispy kreme gave away the fact that hes just a no good fat ass thats actually WORSE than rubio.
Don't think I forgot the part about sitting on the couch watching football during the government shut down but then tried to argue that he worked hard.
The only thing fat asses work hard at is eating food.
>>63695775
Based "If im going down im taking rubio with me" Christie
>>63700051
THANK MR KRISPY KREME
>>63695775
You didn't have to do it Chris
But you did
and we thank you
>>63702500
take a bite
W A R R A N T
A
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R
A
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>>63717721
>kristie kream is not qualified for any of those positions
shit b8 f@m
>Gilmore still in.
Why?
>>63718843
Iron Jim is playing the long game. He'll be the last one standing against Trump, absorbing the delegates from every non-Trump candidate combined and taking the nomination.
>>63718622
He's certainly not the best man for the job
God bless, may heart attacks stay away from Krispy Kreme
>>63719081
He got like 20 votes total in NH.
>>63700051
Thank Mr. Krispy
>>63695775
thank Mr. Christie
>>63717721
? He was a lawyer before being a governor.
