>Delegates Big Don: 693/Lyin’ Ted: 422/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Dank OC: Smiling Trump, Barking Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKNzYuFLMI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>YOKO: NOTICE ME TRUMP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
>Trump Mocks Clinton on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS:
>>67734567
I live in Arizona and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Arizona has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Arizona is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/?q=&mfrom=&mto=&title=¬itle=&date_from=&date_to=&nofrom=¬o=&count=50&sort=2#searchresult
SHILLARY FUCKING EMAILS. WIKILEAKS
Articles/News
>Pranksters Dress as Trump Supporters, Heckle Kasich & Rubio Speeches
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/campaign-pranksters-heckle-kasich-rubio-speeches-dressed-as-trump-supporters/
>Analysts: Trump would be a “Disaster” for Australia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/us-election-president-donald-trump-would-be-a-disaster-for-australia-analysts-warn/news-story/aeef6beaabd380d97a2420a0ebf7e5d5?nk=160217ca29e10005bb1d7d3380e5512f-1458182070
>10 Facts about Barron Trump
http://www.inquisitr.com/2889969/barron-trump-10-facts-about-barron-trump-donald-trumps-youngest-son/
>GOP Official: WE Choose the Nominee, Not the Voters
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
EMPEROR’S DESK
>The Trump Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyj_56w2FGc
>MORE Untruths about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
>Anon’s On-the-ground experience at the Chicago rally
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/3
>Hippie-looking guy SLAMS Cruz, Chicago Protesters, Clinton and SJWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2QUCzNYDw
>Doctor of Common Sense SLAMS Chicago Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgS6w-FEUA
>Chicago Trump Supporter Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nw405j2hOQ
>STOCK MARKET STOPPED just to hear Trump speak:
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/statuses/707528957365649408
>Newt: “Trump didn’t belong to the secret society”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-NA73FsW8
>The REAL Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
>Learn to love Trump in 12m or less
https://youtu.be/1WUVP6l9Das
>Trump flipflops debunked
https://youtu.be/CzfWJ6V5nyU
I LOVE YOU TRUMP!!!!!!!
Who here loves the fat man?
Goodnight /pol/
OP WATCH
>SIGN THE PETITION: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/classify-moveonorg-terrorist-group-due-their-violations-1st-amendment
>ANTI-TRUMP SUPER PACS & GROUPS:
-Moveon.org (Most Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros; Founded by Zack Exley (Bernie Sanders Senior Advisor)]
-Our Principles PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Ricketts Family, American Future Fund, Club For Growth; Founded by Katie Packer]
-Conservative Solutions PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Paul Singer]
-Immigrant Voters Win PAC (Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros, Democracy Alliance]
-Priorities USA (Hostile) [Pro-Hillary]
-Citizen Super PAC (Hostile) [Managed by Chris Gober and Ronald Steslow (https://www.citizensuperpac.com/media-inquiry)
>"In addition to his legal experience, Chris served as a political operative for President George W. Bush's 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns." "When he isn't working, Ronald volunteers with The Reformation Project, a Christian group working to advance LGBT inclusion in evangelical communities."
-New Day for America PAC (Semi-Hostile)
OPPOSITION NEWS:
>DEMOCRACY SPRING: Anti-Trump Activists Plot “Largest Protests of Century”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/anti-trump-groups-threaten-largest-civil-disobedience-action-of-the-century/
>Latest Attack Ad: TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPRI9AmyVvY
>Super Pac Memo: It’s Mathematically Impossible For Trump to Get Enough Delegates
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/anti-trump-super-pac-delegate-count-220558
>Soros Bankrolling Latinos to vote against Trump
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/us/politics/george-soros-and-other-liberal-donors-to-fund-bid-to-spur-latino-voters.html
KASICH EXPOSED:
Lies
https://youtu.be/dWxlJBnF8D8
>Pro CC, Gun Control, Amnesty
http://youtu.be/vMlRClCMUZY
>Media Ties
https://youtu.be/85sUCGnkTAM
Cruz Exposed: http://www.truthabouttedcruz.com/
MAGA will set you free.
>>67737905
You tried your best lil buddy, but it's Trumps time now.
everyone. i have some news.. look at this:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/03/romney-encourages-republicans-to-support-cruz-kasich-rubio-in-scathing-anti-trump-speech/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a Romney endorsement?
that's a 97% - 99% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a cruz missile since june of 2014, when he renounced his Canadian citizenship ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of ted cruz's campaign.
i used to be a cruz supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.
i'm now st-st-eh-stumping for.. trump
GUYS I GOT THE SCREENGRAB FROM AN NHK STREAM
YOKO'S LAST NAME IS LITERALLY "MADA"
Posted in the last thread, formatted to be less eye rape, everything we know about Obama's nominee. If you want to find dirt you'll start here.
COURTESY OF OUR EXILED BROTHERS
"Potential Supreme Court Religious Demographic:"
4 Jews / 5 Catholics
"General:"
Religion: "Judaism"
Born: November 13, 1952 - "Chicago, Illinois"
Wife: Lynn Rosenman
Children: Rebecca Garland(1991), Jessica Garland(1993)
Graduated: Harvard College with his bachelor's degree in 1974
Graduated: Harvard Law School with his J.D. degree in 1977
"Professional Career:"
1977-1978: Law clerk for Judge Henry Friendly in the United States
1978-1979: Law clerk for Associate Justice of the United States William J. Brennan, Jr.
1979-1981: Special Assistant United States Attorney General, United States Department of Justice
1981-1989: Attorney, private practice
1989-1992: Assistant U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia
1992-1993: Attorney, private practice
1993-1994: Deputy Assistant U.S. Attorney, Criminal Prosecutions Division of the United States Department of Justice
1994-1997: Principal Associate Deputy U.S. Attorney General
1997-2013: Judge, United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit
2013-XXXX: Chief Judge, United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit
""Domestic Terrorism:""
+ Supervised the ""UNABOM"" Prosecution.
+ Supervised the ""Oklahoma City Bombing"" Prosecution.
A Noble Lie: The Oklahoma City Bombing of 1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpNIMSDwvOw&t=25 [Embed]
>>67737929
Will he be Donald's official food taster?
>>67737985
""Published Works:""
Deregulation and Judicial Review:
https://www.jstor.org/stable/1340869?origin=crossref&seq=1
Antitrust and State Action: Economic Efficiency and the Political Process:
https://www.jstor.org/stable/796502?origin=crossref&seq=1
""Media/External:""
Merrick Garland has ‘very liberal view of gun rights':
https://archive.is/P33Eb
McConnell: 'No hearing for Garland':
https://archive.is/RQEBd
AP: 'Obama nominates Garland to high court, challenging GOP'
https://archive.is/yi2Zi
CNN: Who is Merrick Garland?
https://archive.is/GMOSt#selection-201.7-201.22
JeWiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrick_Garland
trump peaked early. All downhill from here
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan/North Carolina
15. Arkansas
16. Virginia/Kentucky
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. North Carolina
8. Michigan
9. Mississippi
10. Massachussets
11. Louisiana
12. Virginia/Kentucky
14. Arkansas
15. Nevada
16. Oklahoma
17. Idaho
18. New Hampshire/Alaska
20. Hawaii
21. Maine/Kansas
23. Vermont/Minnesota
25. Iowa
26. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio
>>67737905
Which emails, specifically?
Will donald trump betray /pol/?
Are you satisfied of yesterday's results?
I'll update this map better tomorrow when the delegate counts are stable everywhere.
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
Isn't this the fake Chinese knockoff hat?
>>67737962
Shillary will be in prison soon. Vote Trump! He will set you free from shill hellhole!
VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
VOTING REMINDER
IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO YOU NEED TO VOLUNTEER TO THE CAMPAIGN - GO TO TRUMP'S WEBSITE AND CLICK VOLUNTEER
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!
REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop
ONLINE REGISTRATION
http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/electronic-or-online-voter-registration.aspx#Table%20of%20states%20w/ovr
CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/
DITCH AND SWITCH THE DEMOCRATS
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/how-to-switch/
DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/
ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ
DONATE TO THE VETS
https://www.donaldtrumpforvets.com/
For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses
State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm
Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections
>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs
POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!
>>67738037
>ty sec clinton for your subscription to BLACKED for $19.99/mo
>surname is cruz
>tfw everytime I hear "with cruz you lose"
Three parts to this story bois
>>67737962
Hello sir, I am a newfag and this is one of the first times I have browsed this board so I have never seen this exact combination of words in a comment. I can tell that many of you support Donald Trump. I also have severe autism which significantly limits my social skills leaving me unable to detect sarcasm leading me to believe that you do in fact feel that a 1-3% chance of failure would be enough to make you vote for hillary.
In order to appease the other members of this board in an attempt to establish myself as one of the "in" crowd as well as not letting on that I'm a under the age of 18 years old and a newfag I'm going to call you a shill.
GTFO MY BOARD SHILL FAGGOT JIDF
>>67737806
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>67737950
>ivanka
2nd part
It's over guys.
Trump lost the all important bellwether state of Ohio in a PRIMARY. If he can't win amongst Republicans, there's no way in hell he'll win it in the general amongst the normal voting bloc since it literally dictates the general result.
Welp, it's been fun while it lasted. Pack up your shit boys, it's over. I knew it was too good to be true.
It's time to put the memes behind us and get serious. It's time to get behind the only man who can beat lyin' Ted and Shillary.
Never thought I'd say this, but I now pitch for Kasich and you should too.
>>67737983
So close....
マガ
Third and final, go to kake wichita for the link. I'm on my phone and sleepy.
>>67737950
THE BERNIE RAISE-WAGE KEKS SHALL BE CONVERTED
>>67738058
Damn man, it's just Ohio, don't even worry about it.
>>67738050
TELL ME MAGIC EIGHT BALL - BESTOW YOUR SECRETS UPON ME.
BTW florida gov rick scott just endorsed trump. Would this help him brokered convention pushes through?
i'm not even going to vote for trump and i want a MAGA hat. what is this feeling
>>67737806
Where did you get these photos OP?
>>67738169
Kay-sick doesn't rhyme with pitch, you shitposting cunt
>>67738219
>I'm on my phone and sleepy.
Sleep tight Ben. Thanks for endorsing The Chosen One.
Anyone have a link to the Alan West interview on Greta? I couldn't hear it at the gym too many loud niggers.
>>67738058
you'll get ohio next time
If I support trump, will a qt sit on my face?
>>67737942
Goodnight Anon.
>>67738179
At least we got a Japanese Trump supporter on NHK in seifuku...
Also the name is great.
I spent 2 hours doing this i could use some feedback
https://soundcloud.com/maga2016
>>67738281
Patriotism
Will liberals ever give up?
They've called Trump and his supporters every name under the sun, and they claim that the people of America are "standing up against bigotry and hate."
Yet he's still winning, and people are still voting for him.
When does it become too much to fight against?
>>67738122
Sorry to hear that.
Going to guess the surname is a holdover from when the Philippines were Spanish clay?
>checking for where my polling place is
>put in info and voter ID
>no records found
WUT THE FUG
Whats Spring break already ?
>>67738058
Will I ever have a gf?
>>67738300
>I'm now a little bitch for Kasich
Just doesn't sound as good, you know?
>>67738324
More likely than if you don't.
So I'm trying to figure out how the fuck delegates work - looking at Wisconsin at the moment.
Green papers says 42 delegates - 10 base at-large, 24 re: 8 congressional districts, 3 party, 5 bonus. Wisconsin is WTA (by district and statewide).
Now, what are bonus delegates and what are party delegates? If a candidate gets the majority, do they get the 10 base at-large and then 3 for each district they win? What about the bonuses? Do they go to the state winner? What about the party delegates?
Can I get a MAGA hat here?
>>67738367
Let them wear themselves out. Pretty soon the media will run out of things to report.
>>67738281
True religion.
Go forth and spread the OC.
>>67738058
Gf soon?
>>67738367
the first guy looks like jay kay
everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHSH9sJUEo&ab_channel=JamiroquaiVEVO
>>67737929
I fucking hate Chris Christie. But for some reason, seeing the fat fuck waddle around behind Trump brings me tremendous amounts of joy. Just a man and jolly fat sidekick on a quest to make America great again.
Obligatory GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
HILLARY! I'M SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE MYSTERIOUSLY DIE AROUND YOU! IT MUST BE VERY TRAUMATIC TO HAVE PEOPLE AND INFORMATION GO MISSING ALL THE TIME.
>>67738408
>>67738367
They will "fight" after he's in the oval office.
>>67738488
>>67738408
>>67738453
already been done
>>67738367
>>67738169
2/10
>>67737806
Reminder
>>67738488
dubs to rub it in
>>67738529
That shop looks pretty shoddy to me
Good morning, folks!
>>67737806
Trump has 693 delegates, which means he's 26 delegates off pace for the majority he needs.
Where does he get them?
>>67738483
But it was in the name of tearing down barriers Donald, I'm going to break the biggest glass ceiling in history.
>>67738058
Will I ever have a qt grill or qt fuccboi?
>>67737929
>>67738481
He makes me think of the fat guy in every mafia show/movie.
>>67738058
how are my digits?
Who /nostalgia/ here?
>Jeb and Trump used to be tied
>Would go back and forth all the time
>Trump branding Jeb as low energy for the first time
>Jeb saying his presidental code name is 'Eveready' cause it's a fucking battery
>Finally gets off a decent zinger on Trump, and Trump gives him a high five
>Jeb even compliments Trump on his codename, 'Humble'
>Christie needs to get a warrant
>Rand is SHORT
>Jeb finally starts to get energy, but it's too late
>Cruz is Trump's bro, and refuses to attack him or take the bait
>Carson is PATHOLOGICAL
>Carly still can't smile and the botox has made her unable to open her eyes fully
It was so much more fun back then. It was literally just watching Trump run circles around people and getting in all these great zingers and counter punches. It was making fun of Jeb, and watching him awkwardly try to respond, or do really autistic shit. But he was still likable, in a weird way.
Now it's such a bloodbath. Cruz is a two-faced snake-rat hybrid, Kasich is just as two-faced, and Rubio went from at least semi-respectable to downright vicious and nasty.
I almost wanna go back, but the only way for Trump to win is to keep marching forward.
>>67738567
>Marco Rubio
How old are these?
>>67738131
Wow
>>67737983
Fiorina just said on cnn that it isn't good more people are voting.
She said democrats and independents shouldn't vote republican.
Can you be anymore retarded?
>>67738483
DO IT DONALD
FUCK HER UP
>>67738447
Gonna go ahead and guess, here
>party delegates go to whoever the RNC supports
>bonus delegates go to the winter chicken dinter
>Canadian intellectuals
Don't trust a single word I say.
>>67737929
Yeah, I voted for him (for governor).
>>67738324
Maybe
>>67737806
Let's meet this year on the Trump Trrain.
And tear the living shit out of everybody. Besides other passengers on the Trump Train.
Anyone know if you can change your residency before your primary?
I set my residency at my parents house while I'm in another city for college
I can still get out there, but it'd be easier if I could vote around here
honestly, as a childless, single man who masturbates to anime, i kind of feel like it's my duty to vote for trump now.
>>67738064
>tfw nobody responds to you
>>67737806
>tfw I'm a student there
feels good lads
>>67738498
8 years of 24/7 constant protests along the wall
it'll be amazing
>>67738656
Check the dates anon
Jan 2 - March 08th, 2016
>>67738608
Arizona, winner take all
Commiefornia, winner take all
Jew York, winner take all if above 50% (absolutely no reason he shouldn't get 50%)
The primary will probably have to go to the last day of voting before we know for sure.
>>67738281
It's means you're a pussy
>>67737806
>yetis
>being used to chill beer
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE
>Cruz rally in my area
>I'm going
Is going to a Cruz rally with a Trump shirt and MAGA hat bad form?
Kasich and Lyen Ted are a combination of everything inept and deplorable about the GOP for the last several decades
>>67738064
Based. Yup, that is Chinese shit.
>>67738058
Will I get a gf before November?
>>67738748
Then they're useless.
>>67738350
Sounds bad but other than that its fantastic.
>>67738791
CHEESE CURDS
>>67738720
(you)
>>67738058
Alright Donald same question as before will i ever get a qt?
>>67738720
Nobody notices my new limited edition 1:30AM meme magics. Have a (you).
Guys that new Hillary barking ad is winning even fucking Reddit over.
This is how it's won. Hillary's strategy is going to be "HOLY SHIT! BE AFRAID! THIS IS DANGEROUS!" but Trump's memes are too fucking funny and easy going for anyone to buy into that bullshit. Trump is going to turn on the charm and do to the nation what he's just done to the Republican base for the last six months and it's going to be a fucking spectacle.
Every frame is consumed by a stronger frame. And I've never seen anyone with better frame control in the fucking universe than Donald Trump.
trumpfags, i have developed a new strategy to deal with the persistent bernie supporters. while doing research on greece and venezuela's governmental collapse/failure, i came across a few articles that claimed they both had democratic socialists in office before turning to shit. Greece spent it money on government programs, and ended up bankrupt. Venezuela gave too much power to the government there resulting in dissatisfaction among the civilian populace and eventually riots and coups. We need to show these people their proposed government does not work, and who better than Trump to drop this redpill on them.
>REMINDER
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>REMINDER
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“Romney’s Bain Capital connections played a dirty hand in this fraud. A company named HIG Capital owns Hart Intercivic, a vote programming system company which is being used in Ohio… and the owner (and 8 managers) of HIG Capital are all prior Bain employees. You know, Bain Capital, where Romney was CEO? Yeah. That Bain. Hart Intercivic is also used in Oregon, Idaho and Texas (particularly Harris County which went to Cruz… and interspersed in other states as well to suppress Trump’s numbers; keep an eye on what happens in Orange County CA).”
Follow the trends and you will see the dirty little secret oozing from the magic underwear.
>>67738058
will you lose the nomination because of ohio?
NOTE TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO DISRUPT THE ANTI-TRUMP PROTEST IN NY
>>67733270
>>67733460
>>67733580
>>67738674
She's bitter, nasty old hag. Failed in business, failed in politics. Nobody wants her!
>>67738770
show up with a canadian flag
Thinking about volunteering but my state has already voted, plus I work full time and go to school. Should I wait closer to the general to sign up?
>>67738791
Better start lookin then. Meme magic confirms.
>>67738058
>>67738323
>>67738249
In the Church of Iron. Jesus demands just one more.
It's never good enough to win by 133 delegates when you could have won by 134.
>>67738770
Yes.
Do it anyway.
So I hear all the time that "if I was in Trump's position I coulda made billions too"
I'm not really sure how I can effectively prove them wrong mostly because it's a retarded baseless claim but I'm wondering if there's a tactful way to shut them up when they say this.
>>67738617
SPEAKING OF GLASS CEILINGS HILLARY! I HAD A WOMEN DESIGN AND BUILD MY GIANT SKYSCRAPER HOME IN THE SEVENTIES.
I UNFORTUNATELY DON'T HAVE THE SAME SOCIAL PULL YOU HAVE WITH WOMEN THOUGH HILLARY! WHILST I AM SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF SUPERMODELS AND MY SUPERMODEL WIFE, I AM DEPRIVED OF THE SAME COMPANY YOU FAITHFUL HUSBAND KEPT.
MY SUPERMODELS ALMOST ALWAYS MISS SINGING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>67738859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnDDohIgqY
fuck off cringe artist
>>67738674
Wut? What was her reasoning behind this?
>>67738811
>they are useless
jesus fuck leaf boy
>>67738770
You should go as a Cruz supporter but just yell hilarious stupid shit like HELP US KILL THE GAYS TED.
>>67738890
Look at the number of millionaires in the world
Now look at how many millionaires have become multi billionaires
Checkmate
>>67738652
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/15/mark-mckinnon-gop-establishment-soaked-the-place-in-kerosene-all-donald-trump-did-was-light-a-match/
>We have talked about earlier today the Ides of March and the killing of Caesar 2,060 years ago. This race is almost Shakespearean in its presentation. You have the Bushes, you have the Clintons, you have almost like these King Lear types. You have Obama, you have the Pope, you have Trump, you have Sen. Ted Cruz. Even the side characters in the commentariat – it’s so fascinating – you know, the Black Lives Matter guys. We’re talking about the Black Panthers over the weekend on the weekend show. You know, Angela Davis is now being talked about … It’s brought in so much of modern political history. But have you ever seen a race like this that just has this cast of characters? And the stakes, you know: American sovereignty vs. the globalists; this populist uprising vs. the limited government conservatives? Have you ever seen the issues and the personalities come together in really kind of a Shakespearean way?
>>67738890
lotto winners who end up broke
Where were you when Ruboto endorsed Trump?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/709941293477195776
>>67738890
Tell them to take a giant loan out and try to make it in the real estate market if it is so easy. If they make up any excuses laugh at them.
>>67738868
Start waving it and singing O Canada whenever he tries to attack Trump.
>>67738917
>leaf boy
A
FUCKING
WHITE
MALE
Is Ted Cruz secretly a rock star in a christian band?
pic related
>>67738827
http://www.wisconsinmade.com/gift-ideas/Cheddar-Cheese-Curds-1062.aspx
You're God damn right!
>>67738980
Everybody in the world who isn't a retarded cuckservative could tell that was going to bite him in the ass.
>>67738320
can you delete this image and not post it again
>>67738905
Encoded in your voice were subtle messages to kill myself. Fortunately I was able to notice this was occuring feeling overwhelmed to charge into the bathroom and guzzle down bleach and get a hold of myself.
>>67738058
Don't be so hard on yourself, Don.
>mfw Drumpfkins think that their fascist bully boy billionaire isn't going to crash and burn before the convention
laugh it up, bigots. we're going to stop you.
>>67738983
This.
>>67738666
Based Yoko gets trips, obviously.
>>67738770
Don't wear Trump stuff just show up with a Canadian flag and shout BURN THE GAYS
>>67739073
Look at him! Laugh at him!
>>67739092
I like the way you think
Kasich must have been promised to win a contested convention
Why else would he be in it
>>67739057
No.
>>67738666
I would fuck this succubus.
>>67738980
How do you feel about the "CHY NA" meme
>be trump, during debate
>"I respect Russia, and I think they are good business partners."
>"hell, I could probably say the national anthem right now since i've done so much business with them!"
*pulls out paper*
>"Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila na- hey hold the hell on"
>"who the hell gave me bernie's script?"
Who else misses Jeb?
He made this election light hearted and fun
Now we're in super serious mode, with shills and rats left and right
>>67738948
This whole campaign, or at least the part I am describing, feels like Mulan.
The soldiers are training and having fun. They're singing about what sort of wife they want, what sort of girl they're fighting for. They're getting up to antics and it's all jolly.
Then they arrive at the village to find it burned down, and things get very serious very quickly.
It seems like yesterday this was a campaign of Trump just shitposting his way to the whitehouse, with the GOP just doing nothing. Now it's a full on war.
>>67739181
delete it off your pc NOW anon
>>67738983
>tell them to take out a small loan of a million dollars if it's so easy
>they'll just ignore it with an ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>67739261
Who is the Jeb in Trump's family?
Eric, Baron or Don?
>>67738058
When you're president, can I become an American too?
>>67739261
We still have the Jebcore compilation as memory. The memes will live forever.
>>67738890
>>67738058
Should i do it?
>>67739229
I laughed. Have a (you).
>>67739337
TRUMP 2020 GUYS. KEEP AMERICA GREAT.
>>67739332
There is nobody that pathetic in the Trump family
>>67738851
Any way to get more out of this?
I was partly worried for the voting in FL, bc Rubio said 'We'll win it' despite of the polls.
>>67738483
Based Aussie shitpost
REMINDER
Trump has almost 7 million Twitter followers (6.97)
More than both Clinton and Bernie individually, but not combined.
And it's ONLY been growing.
MOVEMENT
Are there any newmeltdowns uploaded to youtube yet?
>>67739332
His brother that died of alcoholism
>>67739384
thanks friend :^)
>>67739309
Never :^)
>>67738890
Just tell them to take a small 10000$ loan and become a millionaire in 10 years. And then use that million to become a billionaire in 10 years.
Easy wealth in just 20 years!
Just invest in the stock market, bro XDD Like, just invest into S&P it's so easy :DDD guaranteed 1000% profit
>>67739261
I don't miss him particularly, but I do miss the light hearted nature of the campaigns back then.
>>67739179
He might honestly think he could win without a guarantee if people at the convention are repulsed by The Booger Rat and afraid of Trump.
>>67738674
She's a woman, that's basically all you need to know.
>>67738026
>TOP PATRIOTS
Forgot the totally based Mariana islands who gave Trump all 9 delegates the other day.
>>67738150
Wh-what's going on in this gif?
It looks LEWD
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>67738244
Does that mean all Bernie cucks will turn into qt Trump traps for us to fuck? Sounds great to me!
>>67738915
That Trump can't win in any states with closed voting.
>>67739261
we remember
>>67738851
Bain??
>>67739543
It's not the million dollar loan they bring up, it's the fact that he inherited his dad's business(not even sure if this is true) and that his dad built the Trump empire.
>>67739261
Like I said here, anon: >>67738652
The race was so different months ago.
I really miss Jeb. His fucking turtles, and his baby jesus and beads. Hugging people who vote for him and asking people to clap. Getting his mommy to talk to Trump for him. In retrospect, Jeb almost seems like your average 4chan user running for president. Smart, but so awkward that you can't do anything.
I knew that it would turn into this sort of thing eventually, but I didn't expect it to be this rough.
>>67737962
>>67738073
>>67738133
Do you idiots read more than two words of these pastas?
>captcha: Select all images with pasta or noodles.
>>67739680
Tell me about Bane
>>67737806
>tfw you wanna jack off to these girls but already nutted 4 times today
damn I need a job
>>67739626
YOU BETCHA
they're beta so they'll make perfect fuckbois
kek willed it
>>67739261
>>67739614
Schlicks were had
>>67738859
For sure. Let them riot, the worse the better.
How many Caucuses and Closed Primaries are there left?
>>67737962
>>67739716
>>67739746
luckily for you, we're gonna BUILD WALL and get our jobs back so you can have one
>>67739514
delete all your pepes too reddit
I also want to take this time to say night time generals are far and away superior to the day time generals.
Night Time generals actually have discussion and more OC. The day time threads are so terrible by comparison.
>>67738368
Yup. Spanish surnames are very common here.
>>67739261
I miss him every day. The pain never subsides.
>>67739261
>implying jeb isn't working in the background with Kaisch
It was all a giant ruse. This entire election is one big trickery train and we are all headed to Literally Whosville
HELP
I just got my neetbux and I want to buy some maga
I don't wear hats and I look really retarded in all form of headwear so I stay away from it but golly geez do I want it as a souvenir
now the shirt on the other hand is what I'm leaning towards but I never see anyone wearing the shirt
what should I do?
Can someone post Asuka MAGA pls
>>67739550
Post it, I feel nostalgic.
>>67739698
I miss Jeb so very very much. He filled the tortoise-shaped hole in my heart and now he's gone.
Hold me, anons.
>>67739832
Make me Jafar
>>67739746
you're fired
get your shit together
Anonymous' idea of stopping Trump is to DDoS his websites, you can't make this up.
Their idea of stopping Trump from getting so many votes and stopping him from being elected is to DDoS his websites!
>>67738481
What makes it hilarious is that they despise each other.
>>67739654
>Florida
>Soon to be New York
She's just fucking mad that the voters didn't make her Shillary 2.0.
>>67739945
nothing is as iconic of this election cycle as that red hat. you're gonna regret it if you don't buy one.
>>67739746
No, you need to stop being a faggot and go for #5. If it hurts, you gotta work that shit out like a stitch.
>>67739945
Clothes are made for wearing. Get the shirt if you're actually gonna wear it, anon.
HILLARY! SO HAPPY TO SEE THAT YOU SWEPT THE FIELD ON SUPER TUESDAY AGAINST A SENILE KOOK!
I MEAN IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE DON'T GET A SOCIALIST IN OFFICE, I JUST HOPE YOUR ACTIONS HAVEN'T ALIENATED ANY OF BERNIES VOTERS! YOU KNOW I HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY MAD AT THE ESTABLISHMENT AND A PERCIEVED CULTURE OF WASHINGTON INSIDERS RIGGING ELECTIONS AND UNDERMINING THE AMERICAN VOTER!
IT'S A GOOD THING WE ALL KNOW MUCH YOU HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST THIS ESTABLISHMENT, LIKE HOW MUCH OF A FIGHTER YOU ARE FOR A WOMAN'S RIGHTS, TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT ABOUT HER HUSBAND IF SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER!
>>67739977
>yfw yeb endorses trump
>>67739945
Invest in a suit and get a fucking job
>>67739049
He doesn't have Ted's tumor of a chin.
>>67740034
>>67739997
"anonymous" is just a collective of teenage crackers and skiddies. does it really surprise you that they can't manage anything more sophisticated than brute force password cracks and botnet attacks?
>>67739823
Caucuses - Utah, North Dakota (2)
Closed Primaries - Arizona, New York, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Nebraska, Oregon, Washington, California, New Mexico, South Dakota (12)
That leaves 6 Open Primaries, plus American Samoa with is a Convention, Unbound and Open.
>>67740034
If Yeb(!) actually endorsed Trump, and I am 99.9% sure he'd become a hero of /pol/.
>>67740034
>I disavow! Okay?
>>67740047
Why do you think I'm voting trump
he's the only one that has me applying now and working out
>>67739823
Shitty Utah is going to be hell for the Don. (It's a cock ass + mormon morons)
>>67740034
>>67740141
2bh Jeb(!) posting is my favorite
I think Sanders is going to be on CNN soon to explain how he can still win the nomination, I'm going to need some popcorn for this.
I can't wait to see how this Jew tries to rob these kids now.
>>67740034
>mfw ¡Yeb! refuses to endorse so he can get the nom at a brokered convention
>>67740141
he's beta he probable would
kek at pic
Goodnight...
Brothers..
>>67739978
don't make me swim over there because i will, Esteban.
>>67739997
Anonymous is long dead. Or at least the first few iterations that actually made that name famous. All their leaders have either been v& or are working for NSA/FBI now. Lulzsec was considered the last "proper" iteration before their leader sold everyone out.
>>67740025
#5?
>>67740141
he already said he would if trump wins the primary
>>67740180
No one, not even most of us Trump supporters expect Trump to win Utah over Cruz.
It's Romney Country Plus a Caucus.
If he surprises everyone and wins it, i'll eat my shoe.
>>67740270
It'll be just like Ted Cruz with a different accent and a new shill video from TYT.
>>67739978
boys can't be cute...
>>67740297
Rest up, Crusaderchan!
>>67740384
At least AZ can make up for the loss with 60 WTA delegates
https://www.isidewith.com/2016-republican-primary-poll/801555698/9333303
Trump at 38% in California poll, perhaps higher.
How will he defeat the hordes of latinos and blacks voting in the GE that Soros wanta to send out?
Does anyone have the webm of Jeb! standing on the tips of his toes to seem even taller because Trump intimidates him?
I need a link to the Trump vapor wave videos.
You know, the shit they play at the comfy zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4wQ5mIRnjw
>Anti-trump at literal and actual spackers
Hey trump guys, could some of you help me understand something?
I want to know if there's ANY value at all in leftism.
>>67739468
I can't think of any.
Floridanon here
I just bought the camo trump hat.
I said if he won Florida ID get one.
How long does it take to ship?
>>67739261
>>67740270
The new narrative is that there are no more blacks in the rest of the states so he's going to win the rest plus California
The jew is going to be in the Cayman islands by june
HILLARY!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST POLLS?
MINE ARE PRETTY YUGE!
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND MY OLD ONES TO COMPARE, I THINK I MAILED THEM TO YOU EARLIER! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO HAVE DELETED THEM BY ANY CHANCE?
HILLARY!
HILLARY?
>>67740523
Ordered a shirt 2 weeks ago, it just shipped, Ive heard the same from other anons.
>>67740523
About two weeks to process your order,then like 3-4 days for it to arrive
>>67740311
Do it m8
>>67740468
>>67739273
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS ... TO DEFEAT ...MITT ROM.
>>67740462
Mobilize the legal spics who want the fucking bad ones gone.
>>67740506
Leftism and collective bargaining improved workers rights in the 19th century when that was desperately needed. Everything they've done since then has been one fuckup after another.
>votes for women
>votes for niggers
>feminism
>socialism
>>67738050
will I be celibate forever?
>>67740547
Man, I hated Bush but he sure has some swagger. I wish I could have gone to a Bush Superbowl party maybe one or two years after he graduated college.
>>67740547
I can't decide if this would be funnier if Jeb! didn't have a hat or if he does.
>>67740270
WE JUST NEED A FEW MORE D'NATIONS SO WE CAN KEEP UP THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BILLIONAAIRE CLAAASS
