>dad and my chad brother were president of my country
>want to follow in their footsteps and make my mommy proud of me
>run for office this year
>it goes well
>everyone believes I will be the next president
>some fucking chad who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth enters the race and starts to bully me
>the local news start to bully me
>get 3% of the vote at the most recent primary
>not even mommy believes I can win now and it fucking hurts :'(
Guys Its getting really bad and I don't know how much more I can take. The last crowd I spoke to was in a small room and when I finished my speech no one clapped for me, it just keeps getting worse by the day. The only reason I get out of bed everyday is because of my two pet turtles keeping me going.
What do
>>63056674
This was one of those things which was really funny in your mind, but wasn't that funny written down, wasn't it?
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>>63056674
>What do
step away from the guac bowl
>>63056815
i liked it
>>63056815
What's wrong, Straya? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the globe?
Quietly drop out of the race and become a genuinely nice, charitable philanthropist. You've still got family money you can use to help good [white] people.
Consider yourself blessed for having the ability to not only run for office, but still get votes.
Also divorce that hobgoblin of a wife. She creeps me the fuck out.
>>63056674
Mommy and daddy are upset that you had children with a goblin. Failure to continue their Dynasty of the United States is merely the cherry on top.
Gay squirrels
>>63056674
This election season will always hold a special place in my heart. I don't think a grown man has ever been bullied so hard, in front of so many people, with so much at stake as Jeb. Donald Trump has to give him night terrors. I bet backstage Trump always takes Jeb's shoes from him, every night another pair of shoes. He's got secret service guys, what's Yeb gonna do? Sick his hobgoblin wife on them?
>>63056674
hahahahahhaha you had me till the turtles you fucker
