2016-02-01 13:55:14
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>CLINTON SAYING THAT SHE HAS WON
LMFAO?!?!
>religious cuckolds ruining the republican race
the same people that were voting for carson now just vote for cruz. the same cuckolds that don't see race, only religion.
Trump at full hype couldn't win Iowa. Thank god for those idiot christfag boomers.
>>62797313
That Kensey chick said it on Fox 10. She said that's because they have the most new voters in the last reporting precincts and so most are Berniefags. That's why he's closing in.
>>62796336
OY YOU STUPID PLEB, ONE IN FOUR VOTED TRUMP, SO ONLY KILL 1/4 OF THEM
MORAN
>>62797459
For the history books! :^D
>>62797337
mmmm syrup
Everybody should stfu about Cruz and start getting mad about Rubio. The guy is all over the media at the moment despite being 3rd. They are shilling him. Pay attention cause they will rig more votes for him if we don't put some pressure on.
>>62796753
Rent a car, I won't be able to tell you're from Iowa if I don't see your plates or you try to buy stuff with corn.
I owe you a HUGE thanks! You really did a number on that old fool, Trump. Without you, I NEVER could have gotten past him. But now, with YOUR help… Cruz will become your Canadian god!
trump is over lads
reddit has found out how to use meme magic
>>62796336
Another oregonfag here, I will break your fucking kneecaps
>>62797467
I honestly liked c u c k a b e e during the first few debates
he would have been my VP choice
>>62797280
Attack Rubio for that instead. The media is going to go all out on shilling for him, while Cruz will poll at 1% come next election, like Huckabee and Santorum.
>>62797386
Bullshit. In the end the anger will subside and you will vote who you were told to.
What time does the poll close?
>>62797604
yea will be such a great meme if bernie pulls it off in this last 10%
>>62797593
>This has literally 0 effect on Trump's campaign.
i wouldn't say it has 0 effect, but it can set a precident
>>62797624
They're literal fucking retards.
TRUMP CAME A CLOSE SECOND IN HIS LITERAL WORST STATE
HE SMASHES CRUZ AND RUBIO BY A LANDSLIDE IN THE PRIMARY'S THAT ACTUALLY MATTER
>>62796326
prepare yourself for the Trump policy
>>62797593
>This has literally 0 effect on Trump's campaign
can somebody tell me how Trump loses
when he's a winner
right?
isn't he a winner? not a loser?
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
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>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FARM, AND WE WILL MAKE IOWA PAY FOR IT
>>62797360
You seem to be under the impression that the Iowan caucus voters have an intelligence. I'm sorry you are mistaken.
>>62797518
>implying a National Socialist won't
>>62797592
Expect Carson to drop tonight, if not, tomorrow.
Trump isn't done yet anons. You just need to believe!
>>62797518
>Rubio
>23%
What the literal fuck
What how
Donald Trump Speaks After Finishing 2nd in Iowa Caucuses (2-1-16)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrejuO6ZbMo
Can anybody think of a reason why the lead-up polls were so skewed in Trump's favor? Low participation from muh Jesus christfags?
REMINDER THAT TRUMP STILL WINS
DO it trump
>>62797686
lol @ 4/chan
>>62797686
Reddit can't do jack.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR KEK BOARD SHILLING YOUR STUPID MEME CANDIDATE WITHOUT ANY REGARD FOR ACTUAL POLITICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED AMERICUNTS. FUCK OFF.
>MY CAN'T STUMP
>SHILLARY
>TED CRUZ IS A CANADIAN ANYWAYS
>MUH ONLY SELF FUNDED REPUBLICAN
>”TRUMP STANDS FOR THE SILENT MAJORITY”
>FOUR MORE YEARS
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>THE ANAL RAVAGED DIABETES QUARANTINE ZONE ALSO KNOWN AS THE POONITED STATES
FUCK OFF POONITED STATES. GET FUCKED
FUCKI THIS MEME THREAD, THE PARTY IS THERE
>>62709109
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>>62797809
Why carson?
>>62797624
>tfw they're ensuring another Democrat win
if Cruz or Rubio get the not it will be difficult for them to try to shift back to the center after going so religiously gungho
>tfw it should be Rand with the Constitution Plan
>trumpists everywhere on suicide watch
>mfw they deserve it because they were voting for new york elite liar
>feelsgoodman.jpg
You still have so far to go trump
>Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
>>62797678
LEAF
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>>62797053
Anybody but Hillary or Sanders is fine.
>>62797518
FDR?
>>62797129
ENERGY
They're still attacking Trump
I don't understand why you people hate cruz.
either trump or cruz would make a great president.
Trump will never die!
>>62797624
as a religious person and not a fucking leaf, I am voting for Trump
>>62797810
Kill yourself.
>>62797774
Nigga, it's over. The Trump has been stumped.
>>62797793
TEEHEE
>>62797650
Thanks anon. I like her. She's the only reason I watched the Republican debate as long as I did. Her and Paul! Don't give up hope Paul!
TRUMP HONOURED TO COME SECOND
ITS OVER. HE IS WEAK.
>>62797518
>>62797624
i saw anon say it well a few days ago, something like: the boomer protestants with their christ-inspired "empathy" (read: selfishness) have doomed their desendants
>>62797737
technically the polls are closed at 10 but everyone who was on line still gets to vote. Like ordering breakfast at McDonalds when it's 10:31
>o'm out
>it's old man sanders or shillary
someone convince me not to vote for trump
>>62797809
I don't think he'd want to - i mean he's in the top 5 even if he's down by a big margin
>>62797917
>only 9% of the vote
He's got nothing to gain from continuing.
As the great A-A Ron Rodgers once said:
"Relax."
Trump/Rubio 2016
High energy!
RAAAAAAAAAAAND
>democrats just voted for a woman who wont even leave her hotel room, is probably on a respirator, while her legions of banker funded drones take care of winning the election for her and preparing her teleprompters
this country is so dead
>>62797593
So when's the next one if Iowa is so tainted?
>>62797968
Cruz is married to Goldman Sachs you retard/shill
>>62797905
SECOND IN WORST STATE
SECOND IN WORST STATE
ad infinitum
WAIT UNTIL ELECTIONS IN OTHER STATES, KEK
Democucks!
SHILLARY - 49.8%
HERNIE - 49.6%
>0.2%
>0.2%
>0.2%
>0.2%
>0.2%
>>62798021
SECOND IS THE NEW FIRST ANON
>>62797678
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU FLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>>62797809
nope, he's in it for the long run. He placed a very respectable 4th
Trump can make america great again!
Iowa picks another loser. Trump warned them.
>>62797828
Evangelical voters, the most worthless stupid pieces of shit in the history of voting.
Trump wasn't going to win the evangelical vote compared to Cruz or Rubio, despite both of them being such obvious slime balls.
NH is Trump's real battleground. Getting second is MASSIVE for Trump in Iowa, because evangelical voting is so big there, and Trump isn't exactly known for being a religious person.
>>62797589
Peter definitely got the brains in that family.
>yfw half of Trumps votes were rerouted to Cruz and Rubio
>their percentages climbed at an even pace against trumps, Microsoft are too stupid to randomise the tick rate on their vote butchery
Fucking kek. It'll all come out years after Hilary is in office but just like the Al Gore thing, no one will care.
>1% difference between Trump and Rubio
What absolute bullshit
>>62797676
FUCK YOU PUSSY! FLORIDA IS DEMOCRAT COUNTRY AND WE LOVE THAT CORN PONE CUNTRY PUSSY! IOWANS ARE NOW WELCOME!
>>62797593
>"The candidate who wins Iowa didn't go on to win the nomination like the last 5 times."
>1996 (February 12): Bill Clinton (98%), "Uncommitted" (1%), Ralph Nader (1%)
>2000 (January 24): George W. Bush (41%), Steve Forbes (31%), Alan Keyes (14%), Gary Bauer (9%), John McCain (5%), and Orrin Hatch (1%)
>2004 (January 19): George W. Bush (unopposed)
>2008 (January 3): Barack Obama (38%), John Edwards (30%), Hillary Clinton (29%), Bill Richardson (2%), Joe Biden (1%)
>2012 (January 3): Barack Obama (98%), "Uncommitted" (2%)
This probably the first time in Don's life that he came second. He's going to go all out for the rest of the primaries, Cruz is screwed.
poll results aren't showing up for me, who's winning?
The sun never sets on trumps empire!
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>TRUMP IS STUMPED
>>62797935
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>>62798037
Fuck
>>62795018
I'm trying to call suicide watch hq right now, but Jeb's campaign office isn't responding!
>>62797853
A last two polls only had Trump at +1 due to a last minute Rubio surge and even before then, it was still his weakest state.
>>62798144
It is in Iowa
>>62798021
No Republican candidate ever wins Iowa.
>>62797661
We don't need any of them again so they can fuck off. The world will thank us someday.
>>62797280
Fucking this, it's crazy that I never once heard Cruz's attacks on ethanol subsidies which is how they survive. But no, got to vote for who Jesus told us to vote for. The problem Trump had is that he expected Iowa to be reasonable, he was stumped from the beginning.
>>62797999
I don't expect you to die, Mr. Trump.
I expect you to LOSE.
>>62797290
>replies are all numales, women, and niggers
Big surprise.
>>62798057
His campaign has been on life support for awhile and Iowa was one of his better states.
He might not immediately drop out, but fuck if he isn't done for.
>Hillary claiming she won when there's still 10% of votes to be counted and it's extremely close
I just want Bernie to win so Hillary looks like a clown to her audience when she addresses them.
We can't let them rub trump out, turn on the memes anons!
How does Iowa literally fail every time to pick the POTUS race winner?
>>62798126
Holy fuck, I think reddit really did steal our meme magic.
>>62798167
NEXT STOP: CANADA
>>62798236
>counting incumbents
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>>62798080
Sanders is 0.2% behind and 2 delegates ahead.
>>62798055
Vote Bernie anon! He is the other white Trump!
>>62798236
he meant the republican candidate
>>62798284
Will Trump finally start spending some money now that he's lost?
>>62797917
He didn't get anything of importance.
>>62797518
You keep saying he won't, and he does it every time. Jesus Christ let's stop underestimating him
>>62798243
ITS RIGGED OMG THEY CRASHED IT
RONALD REAGAN SECOND IN IOWA
RONALD REAGAN SECOND IN IOWA
SECOND IS THE NEW FIRST
>>62798243
Surprise late surge for Chris Christie
>>62798341
Cruz only got 33% of Evangelicals.
What poll numbers did Rubio have before tonight?
>>62798400
Inbred bible-thumping corn fuckers. They are the niggers of the white race.
is there any doubt the people of iowa are retarded? I now know why they're called flyover states
Trump will make anime real!
>>62798171
This.
It was actually brilliant from Trump to Iowa voters to second guess their religous zealot selves. We're good going forward familia.
>>62798442
nice flag....fagget
C
TrUmp
C
K
R.I.P.
>>62798104
New Hampshire is on the 9th
Bernie > Trump > Literally anyone else > Dog shit > Hillary
>Referendum to expel Iowa from the Union when?
>>62798541
shit
TRUMP GOT STUMPED YA FUCKIN NECKBEARDS
There's still gas left in the trump tank!
>>62797624
Christianity is slave morality. It's about time /pol/ learned this. Kek is the only true god.
>>62798588
wow that post was autistic
>>62798541
There was a last minute poll that had him at 22.
Hand em in, lads.
>you'll thank me tomorrow
Americans do realize that a Canadian cant be president right?
>>62798588
kill yrself
>>62798580
i want to believe...
>>62798634
Numbers, please.
>>62798242
As a MAGA proponent, I'm curious to see how Donald handles/reacts™ to this.
Hopefully you're right.
>>62798502
Still too close to call! 150 precincts left! Berning inside!
>>62798674
BECAUSE HE"S A GASBAG! NOTHING BUT HOT AIR!
FUCKING NUKE IOWA
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Toss Burnie into the oven to fuel Trump's journey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
(I) feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
what's done is done it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
cos now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love & pride
because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I called never love again
I've lost everything
everything
everything that matters to me, matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
cos now the guilt is all mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love & pride
because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
>Trump didn't go to the debate
>Literally shitted on Iowa and said they were idiots
>Expected to lose easily
>Came a close second with matched delegates
>Hasn't even spent any money ever at all on his campaign yet
There's no way he will lose. He's going to actually throw coal in the furnace now
If Trump loses the GOP nomination and does not run independent, who do we vote for?
why the yuge discrepancy in votes?
WE ARE THE BEST SHITPOSTER ON /pol/ AND IRL
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62797905
Australia's getting pretty high energy with the shitposts.
>>62798634
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ia/iowa_republican_presidential_caucus-3194.html
>>62798442
CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A ROACH
>>62798588
You're not even doing it right you fucking faggot.
The statistic Jews of 538 are hinting that something's fishy, Trump should have won:
>I think the polls did fairly well on the Democratic side, but on the Republican side there are questions to be answered. I will say that the final polls that came out from Emerson College and Opinion Savvy had Cruz right on Trump’s tail and Rubio rising. I’d also note the polls were no worse this year than in the 2012 campaign for the Iowa caucuses on the Republican side.
>>62798754
He already did, he did fine
>>62798823
>>Hasn't even spent any money ever at all on his campaign yet
not true anymore
he's paid for tv and radio ads
Build a wall for TRUMP VICTORY
IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
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>>62798749
~17%
Well listen if u didnt like the results and you want a bowl of guac just head to my house family you know what im sayin.
>>62798833
Democrats are only publishing who won precincts, not individual votes.
>>62798595
Trump = Rand > Literally anyone else > Dog shit > Hillary = Bernie
>>62798901
No, losing isn't "fine"
>>62797595
>It's got an almost 100% failure rate and those that haven't are on the fast track to failing.
hmm...
>Chile fails, becomes more capitalist after civil war
>Yugoslavia fails, becomes more capitalist after ethnic wars
>USSR fails, no civil war necessary, more capitalist
>China embraces capitalism slowly, no civil war yet
>Cuba slowly becoming capitalistic, baby steps but better than nothing
>so socialist countries eventually become more capitalist...
Eh...failure isn't so bad...you've got a lot of room to improve after failing.
>>62798749
15% i believe
>>62798588
What were you expenting would come out you fucking autist?
>>62798833
Dems only release delegate counts, not total votes
>>62791982
He took the delegates from the 1% and redistributed the delegates for himself
JIM GILMORE IS A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER SMASH LIKE IF U WOULD LET JIM GILMORE DOMINATE THAT PUSSY GO TO THE GILMORE VICTORY THREAD MY NICCAS
Reagan lost Iowa too Trump, you've still got POTUS in the bag!
>>62798640
>6 delegates
>5 delegates
>>62798833
The democrats are delegates, not votes.
>>62798840
RARE
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>>62798833
Democrat caucuses have different rules.
That'll do, pig.
That'll do.
Why is Iowa so important?
>>62797624
>Trump makes fun of Penn for being an atheist
>gets his presidential chances ruined by a bunch of christfag sheep who blindly follow the mainstream
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>>62798640
I would hope you get run over, but I feel like it would be an inconvenience for somebody to run over such disgusting trash.
Personally, I'd simply abandon my car, salvaging a machine coated in your filth is a lost cause.
>>62798341
This is why I favor right-wing meritocracy over the leftist ideologies in general.
The majority of humans are stupid and only care about day-to-day hedonism.
Trump is the clear choice for technocracy and nationalism; and his biggest detractors are "muh Jesus" people who get made that crack niggers have abortions, and SJW types who get offended by their own shadow and want more NEETbux.
>>62798977
For the first time. And you know he got a good deal on them.
It's over
>>62798444
Trips confirm.
Just get it over with.
>>62791933
*votes in Iowa
>>62798777
Fuck off. Trump still has a lot of supporters there, just execute the traitors on the day of the rope
>>62797905
He had zero ground game. Nada
You gotta appreciate that. Hope he improves on the ground game soon
>>62799022
he got the same number of delegates as cruz
I'm memeing at full force, we can make america great again if we push a little harder!
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Trump needs a lid for that mouth of his, and a tight leash for the stinkingly revolting supporters. They're the ones that made him come second. On every fucking social media they have been vile and disgusting. Watch and learn. You faggots fucked up.
>>62799014
Honestly, I want trump to win, but I would sure as hell would love rand to win also. He cares greatly about defending the constitution and telling the NSA to fuck off and die.
>>62798833
did you even read the asterisk?
>>62798444
#feelthesand
>>62798743
btw new x files on now
>>62799022
He got the same delegates. Nobody gives a shit about the votes, especially when he didn't even go to the debate and still got 2nd place for those.
>leaf
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN CAME SECOND IN IOWA
>hides emails from FBI
>doesn't give them up
>lies during debates
>is still tied with Bernie
EVEN WHEN SHE LOSES, SHE WINS
We all know micro$oft was in rubio's pocket from the start, no way was it a fair election!
>Hillary gets the nomination
>Gets assasinated mid-campaign
>Bill is allowed to carry on
>3rd term of Bill
This is the only way I can accept Trump losing
>>62799226
you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.
>>62799117
1st caucus, basically Americans are using this to predict other states.
GOTTA BEAT SHILLARY
>>62791718
>us
Figures that you'd be dying to vote in a socialist, as you're canadian, but please do stay out of our affairs
>>62799226
So /pol/ basically.
But, like Rubio is almost trump level in Iocuck
>>62799192
he got 1 less
>>62799226
get fucked hippie
This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I literally pay blacks to fuck my wife.
>>62799322
Ok we get it
>>62799192
Didn't Cruz get one more and Don got the same as Rubio?
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>>62799132
Pure autism
>>62799117
it's not at all, the media claims its important because of "muh momentum". Keep in mind these retarded hicks haven't picked the candidate correctly it over 20 years.
>>62799322
TRUMP AINT NO REAGAN BITCH
>>62798463
That photo is uncomfortably high quality
RAND GOING ALL OUT ON C-SPAN
>>62799322
lol reagan
>>62798823
>>62798823
THIS
HE'S PUT LIKE 10% THE EFFORT IN COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE AND THIS IS HOW FAR HE'S COME
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IOWA HAS PICKED TWO (2) WINNERS SINCE NIXON
>>62799403
fuck off cuck
>>62799125
In second place, which is better than that fag Penn came in.
>>62799322
>>62799347
No, we use it to weed out the shitters.
Iowa is terrible at predicting anything.
>>62798542
> I saw Jeebus in a dreeem and he said vote for the gawdly man Cruz! He waants t' stawp aborshuns of li'l blaack baybees."
So Rubio basically gained around 8 % just like that.
Do we know how many people in Iowa actually went to vote?
>>62799403
Noted, anon.
>>62799328
Are you retarded?
Don't let your meme's stay meme's trump, make them reality!
>>62799022
He was referring to his reaction you moron, not his performance.
>>62799233
NO I CAN'T READ BECAUSE OF SHITTY COMMON CORE
You fucking Iova morons!!! Who the fuck is Cruz anyway?! Pick Trump
>>62799347
The winner of Iowa was not the nominee the past two elections. Never trust Iowa. Reagan didn't win Iowa.
WE 'MURKKA NAO!!
怒鳴留度都乱腐 敗北
>>62799403
JKLJKLJKL
>>62799231
A Rand Paul vs Bernie Sanders election would have been fucking great. It would be a competition of ideas, and not just two establishment shills pretending to be for the people.
>502 - Web server received an invalid response while acting as a gateway or proxy server.
Anyone getting this? Why are the results always fucking down? Fuck Microcuck and their incompetence. Of course the democRAT results load with no problem.
>>62799471
Is that for the GOP nomination or for POTUS?
who /stillbelievesintrump/ here?
>>62799469
I THOUGHT NOT DEBATING WAS A BRILLIANT STRATEGY? YOU FAGGOTS CANT KEEP A STRAIGHT STORY
REMINDER:
MIKE HUCKABEE DROPPED OUT JUST EARLIER
RUMORS SPREAD A FEW DAYS AGO ABOUT HUCKABEE ENDORSING TRUMP
TRUMP RALLY IN ARKANSAS ON WEDNESDAY
IT'S HABBENIG
Listen niggers: Cruz is fucking irrelevant. The same evangelical retards (Huckabee and Santorum) that won Iowa the past two elections, received a combined 2.8% of the vote tonight.
This race is between Trump and Rubio.
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
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TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
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TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
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TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>TRUMP STUMPED HIMSELF TWO YEARS AGO
>>62799322
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN WAS A MASSIVE FAGGOT
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN WAS A MASSIVE FAGGOT
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN WAS A MASSIVE FAGGOT
REMEMBER, RONALD REAGAN WAS A MASSIVE FAGGOT
>>62799502
Ow, the edge. Trump probably came in 2nd thanks to Christians.
>>62799189
It's "sleepiiiing" not "sleeeeping". Confirmed retard unfollowed.
>>62799226
As much as I want Trump to win this is true. Going after people like Cuck Wilson made people turned off.
>>62799503
I read this morning... 4% iownas cukcus. You need 25% of that to keep going
>>62799403
I do
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>>62799150
The american revolution is over
>>62799492
>MAGA
WHAT DOES IT MEME?!
>>62799616
Nomination.
>>62799618
>posting animal abuse
I WARNED YOU GUYS ABOUT CRUZ ;_:
>>62799505
No i'm just depressed
Reminder iowa. When 4th reich takes power your state is going in the oven.
>>62799602
That's because nobody gives a shit about the Democrat results, and nothing to do with all the money Microsoft have invested in Marco Rubio.
so, /pol/, with Trump getting stumped in Iowa, is the American dream over?
