Anyone else excited for the launch!
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Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivdKRJzl6y0
wat is dis?
>>61261775
Oh fuck I almost forgot about this.
>>61262870
A SpaceX rocket launch. They're going to try landing on an ocean barge again, too.
>>61261775
The earth is flat
>>61261775
>comments disabled
>landing is secondary objective
Looks like they have some low expectations about this one
>>61261775
Bump for blows up on the launchpad.
>>61263359
>be serbain
there have been plenty of low expectations since we lost Tesla
>>61261775
What time is launch?
>>61261775
Yes! Thanks for the link OP.
>>61263744
18:42 UCT
>>61263804
Thanks. So about half an hour then.
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So, hosted or unhosted? What to watch?
It better not be the same idiots like last time
>>61263565
>Tesla the cray cray
>not Pupin the swagger
Oh you.
I kind of like this music, what would this genre be?
>Look though, everyone is excited!
> People jumping out of their seats in tears of joy.
> This must be real..
>>61264356
Mutable
>>61264356
space music
>>61264356
Genre: Faggot shit
It's like porno jazz but for space
>>61264459
kek'd
His engines are ready, clamps weak, fuel is heavy
There's icing on his panels already, Elon's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to lift off,
But he keeps on forgetting when he'll touch down,
The launch pad goes so loud
He opens his valves, but the thrust won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run up, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there pulls gravity
Oh, there goes Falcon, he choked
He's so fast, but won't orbit that
Easy, no
He won't lift it, he knows his whole back's
to these loads
It don't matter, he's nope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so defective, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile pad
that's when it's
Back to the VAB again
>>61264356
Sounds like industrial, though light for it.
When is lift off?
>>61264537
KEK
Space thread?
SPACE THREAD!
http://www.americaspace.com/?page_id=33925
better stream.
world can't even compete with SpaceX, imagine if they had NASA type funding. we be moon again and mars in 5 years.
>>61264587
A little over 20 minutes.
>>61264459
>In astrology, mutable signs are associated with adaptability, extroversion, an analytical but sympathetic mindset and versatility
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THE FUCKING CAPTCHAS ARE PISSING ME OFF NOW, TEN FUCKING TIMES I HAD TO SELECT ALL IMAGES WITH STREET NAMES, WHAT THE FUCK
>>61264587
As soon as I'm done rolling this joint family.
>>61261775
>keep waiting for space elevator
>he probably won't show
It doesn't feel the same without him.
Go to NASA channel on cable.
Mission control. Looks like IT support in India, but with poo loos.
No audio.
Is there audio? I want to hear the explosion.
>>61264723
You can change back to legacy captcha. Then you just have to spam nigger at it.
Dat mist
>>61263487
:DDD
it's starting! wew lad!
CAPTAIN AMERICA
>That one dude with the Captain America shield.
I fully expect Elon Musk to walk by in an Iron Man mask and start a fight with him.
>using phones to record
Why
Okay so how is this gonna work? They're gonna launch it, and then they're gonna land it?
Is it going to space?
Aren't they carrying that inflatable Bieglow habitat? Fug this gon be good.
Is it just me or is the audo out of synch? Embarrassing.
Oh well, Orbcomm was the big launch that everyone watched, and that went flawlessly. Still think the first stage won't get to land, drone ships are generally more difficult than the land return they did last time.
>>61264925
Barge landing again. Or at least try.
Will he ever learn?
Better quality here.
http://www.spacex.com/webcast/
Kind of hope it blows up because I like explosions.
>>61264961
Well, it will at least land better than the last sea landing, now that a lot of errors have been removed
>>61265026
Unfortunately the barge landings are necessary for Falcon Heavy flights since the core is going way too fast to return to the launch site like SpaceX wants to do for most launches.
Rocket and countdown only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkz_lclGXNg
very foggy
>>61264961
>Is it just me or is the audo out of synch? Embarrassing.
Refresh, you mong. It's YouTube.
>that huege vehicle to move the rocket
>>61264759
>ctrl f
>still no space elevator
Come on, man. YOU SHOULD BE HERE WITH US!
>>61265030
>Kind of hope it blows up because I like explosions.
The whole blowing up thing was when they were using a previous design using inferior Russian engines. Should work much more reliably.
>>61265030
>cucked brit wanting American rocket to fail because his country would rather pay for housing migrants than finance a space program
Kek
fucking jewtube isn't loading
>last time readiness count on a spacex webcast
>>61265330
>american rocket
The Space X owner is South African idiot.
Also we finance the ESA.
What OS runs on the rocket?
>>61265399
He is american and considers himself american
>>61265429
Probably something custom, otherwise a bsd
>>61265399
>America is just...
What ethnicity is American, again? :^)
He's American because he fucking MOVED HERE and has CITIZENSHIP HERE.
So shut the fuck up, Mohammad.
ten minutes, motherfuckers
>>61265429
windows vista
>>61265030
don't jinx this lauch you fucker. if you want a rocket explode then watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS8GvLh1Jo
>>61265437
Sure he is and I consider myself a killer whale.
>>61265460
So you move to China and you are suddenly Chinese? kek
Americans incapable of producing their own entrepreneurs they have to steal other country's.
>>61261775
Never has so much money been spent on going to a place of nothingnes
Ha what was up with Ground and Flight software there? They fucking fall asleep at their consoles?
Also, for anyone getting worried here, when Falcon 9 launch countdowns have tons of fuck ups and last minute problems the launch team is trying to work through, there is actually LESS chance of a catastrophic failure. It's the countdowns that proceed flawlessly and without any issues that you have to watch out for. CRS-7 is a great example of that.
>>61265554
>Literally conflating ethnicity and nationality.
Islamic education, everyone.
Calling it now, engine failure.
>>61265554
>steal
Have you any idea what is happening in south africa?
I would agree with you if he didn't have white european ancestry, aka the same as america.
>>61265588
>space
>nothingness
God damn that guy is a faggot
That pierced hipster looks stoned.
nice, forgot about this.
thanks for the reminder
>>61265460
Surprisingly we're mostly Korean.
>>61265695
Could not agree more
>>61265588
I thought Scandinavians were supposed to be smart
>>61265588
>implying earth will last another 10 years with niggers
SpaceX is all white people, they should be fucking shut down, those racist fucks.
>>61265655
So if he was ethnically Japanese you wouldn't call him American?
White Americans are ethnically European, native Americans are the only ethnic Americans.
>>61265673
I don't blame him but to call him American is silly, he is listed as Canadian-American anyway.
>Of Course I Still Love You
Cringy.
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>>61265656
screencapped
>>61265554
>steal
If I was South African and White I would want to get the fuck out of that shithole too.
>>61265783
I could not agree with you more, we need more diversity!!
>>61265787
>Still trying to force a conflation.
Not taking the bait. I know you fucked up. You know you fucked up. Everyone reading this posts know you fucked up. Stop before you make yourself look even more retarded.
>>61265794
Its a reference to The Culture series by >>61265797
>>61265794
It's from a book
Prepare to bask in our glory, shitty rest of the world.
We do this for fun.
>>61265656
>65656
>>61265851
What are you talking about?
Musk was born June 28, 1971, in Pretoria, Transvaal, South Africa,[22] the son of Maye (née Haldeman), a model from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada;[23] and Errol Musk, a South African-born electromechanical engineer. He has a younger brother, Kimbal (born 1972), and a younger sister, Tosca (born 1974).[23][24][25][26] His paternal grandmother was British, and he also has Pennsylvania Dutch ancestry.[27][28] After his parents divorced in 1980, Musk lived mostly with his father in locations in South Africa.[27]
Sorry America, he is our's and Netherland's.
>>61265787
>but to call him American is silly, he is listed as Canadian-American anyway.
That means he is both you retard. Like Ted "The Snake" Cruz.
Moonman is coming guys.
>10-15ft waves
lmao its gonna fail
>>61265935
based
>We are go for today's mission
Good otherwise this would have been a waste of a thread.
>>61265917
Then why isn't he in YOUR nation, with citizenship of your country, advancing YOUR space prog--
Oh, wait.
>>61265917
I don't see anything saying "Pakistani" or "Muslim" so he can't be yours Mohammed.
>>61265429
Gentoo
>>61265938
Hopefully that guy that did automation software wasn't as stoned as he was in his interview when he was programming stabilization for landing boat.
We get all the best scientists and engineers. Werner, Elon, Albert...
T - 60 Seconds
Are they using the engine that landed itself back on land for this launch?
Almost lift-off HYPE!
So how long until the landing after lift-off?
>>61266021
It's a private company it's not your country's.
here we go guys
Shaking in ma jimmies
>>61265656
Engines are incredibly simple and also incredibly reliable. There hasn't been a single catastrophic engine failure in any Falcon 9 launch yet, although CRS-1 did experience a premature engine shutdown (which was compensated for by the other eight engines). That being said, the Merlin Vacuum has always been a source of issues in the past, especially since the Merlin Vacuum is more complex than any of the first stage engines.
>Vandenberg, California, Earth
>Earth
Stop this shit.
>>61266129
i think they said about 55 minutes
FOG!! Scrub!
Dubydubss and it explodes.
>>61266157
Nice, thanks for the info.
>>61261775
I hope it crashes and burns and kills them all. I hate Elon Musk. The guy is an asshole.
And SpaceX is nothing but a government sponsored socialist "talk big, don't deliver" company. Haven't they said since 2007 they are gonna have people fly into space???
>Yfw it is actually a nuke and is headed straight for Iran
LIFTOFF
OH NOOOOOOOO
>>61266130
>American country.
>Islam tries to claim it.
My sides have lifted off.
LIFTOFF! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>61266212
At least I'm not a nigger.
Would love to see your DNA tested.
WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS AND SHIET
WE KSP NOW
>>61266244
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
>>61261775
fuck I missed it
>>61266187
Spacex paid off the government loan dude. They are on their own, Elon Must is making america great again. Him and Trump are going to start an intergalactic empire.
THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING COOL DESU
SUPERSONIC BOYS!
Congratulations America.
>>61266244
>>61266301
Shut the fuck up, faggots
>>61266129
Not long, it just seperated
>AMERICLAPS
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>61266001
threads are free fagit
no kids in africa can eat these threads
>>61266369
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>61266369
Fuck you faggot, this is a great day for USA and capitalism.
Go bacjk to your childrens anime shows
they are so awkward
What are the odds that they land it properly?
President Donald Trump please take 2 billion of funding from NASA and give it to SpaceX.
I wish they would shut the fuck up.
>>61266444
1/2
Either they land it or they don't
>>61266428
Make Space Exciting Again!
>>61266407
Nah, no anime for me.
>>61266460
this, is there a stream without them?
>>61266356
Thanks. Feels.good
I heard SpaceX uses Mechjeb to control their rockets
>>61266444
About the same as a Model S bursting into flames.
Bretty gud.
LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND LAND
>>61266444
about the same odds of getting trips
that rocket is cruising
>over 9000 km/hr
>>61266369
>>61266460
There is a nasa stream with no commentary, and a SpaceX stream with only the comms
Would link but I'm on mobile
Search "nasa live steam"
>>61266326
>Spacex paid off the government loan dude.
It is not about "loans". It is about customers. 85% of their revenues are from the taxpayer. They are a shit socialist company.
>>61266326
>Elon Must is making america great again.
He is just an asshole. Deal with it. A cheating, wife divorcing, grandstanding asshole.
>>61266326
>Him and Trump are going to start an intergalactic empire.
Don't even name Trump in the same sentence as the asshole that is Musk. Trump is great. Trump is an American. Trump will make America great again.
Elon Musk is gonna just shit all over America again, taking more billions in taxmoney, sending toilet paper and tomatoes to the homosexual space station that is only kept in orbit because of the Russians.
>>61266543
who are you quoting?
>>61266356
when is the soyuz gonna land itself?
How is this serving me?
>>61266459
With Trump as president. NASA could keep those 2 billion AND give SpaceX 5 billion.
Trump2016!
>>61266531
Trips?
>Time to summon trips.
Totally missed that the launch was happening today. I was really surprised when I heard the rumbling. The base never fucking launches shit unless the sky is totally fucking clear.
How long until it lands?
>>61266556
>nasa
>>61266496
Yes, read the thread
I CAN'T FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING CUNT
STOP GIVING FEMALES THESE JOBS, FUUUUCK
>>61266459
>President Donald Trump please take 2 billion of funding from NASA and give it to SpaceX.
President Trump will kill off this socialist shithole that is NASA and SpaceX. No more freeloading and money grabbing from these socialist shits.
America, the land of freedom where a White African can change the world. Beautiful.
>>61266187
they are the ones bringing supplies to the ISS I believe
>>61266604
no, this is an american thread, get out achmed
LANDING IN 2 MINUTES
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>>61266622
last time they had a nigress, was even worse.
>>61266595
Few minutes.
>>61266369
fite me irl nerd
>3 minutes or so before kaboom
Getting excited here
>>61263359
Landings have always been secondary objectives, even last time when it actually landed. It's an experiment, not a contract.
>>61266640
This. Many manly tears.
>>61266584
It's a probe to monitor how fast we're fucking up this gay earth.
Why land it on a barge? Why not land it on land so if you miss a little bit you can still land on the grass?
HIGH ENERGY
>>61266667
i am glad i didn't watch that one
>>61266584
Cheaper space exploration, maybe even a ticket for you to go in space.
>hurr durr what's so good about space exploration
0G sex, fag.
>>61266580
Never I guess. Eternal economical stagnation doesn't allow us to develop anything.
>>61266596
Fucktard, I'm not lying
NASA is streaming it too
>>61266667
the cute nigress?? you didn't like her?
>>61266653
>spoonfeed me
American thread indeed
20kph
fastish
>>61266622
Just look at the other livestream then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkz_lclGXNg
>>61266712
Cause Elon Musk is a tryhard.
>>61266712
idk, but its gonna crash
>>61266746
How's your space program going?
I hope someone sabotaged the rocket so it blows up mid-flight/goes out of control and crash in a building
Guys, why does the earth like its bending inwards? It looked flat for a while, no curvature.
>>61266764
Why didn't OP simply link this one. This stream is the best.
>>61266788
>building
>middle of ocean
THIS FUCKING FEED SUCKS
>>61266558
Germany. Stop hating. Don't you have some kebab multiculturalism to get back to while America is busy winning?
STREAM FROZEN
WTF
>>61266187
I think u are refering to Richard Branson's endevour http://www.virgingalactic.com/ Space Tourism
>>61266632
I can tell you are the socialist. It's always the lefty cucks who cut or try to kill our space funding.
Oh great feed freezes at critical moment.
Last time they faked the landing video too. They are doing it again.
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>>61266783
Bretty good, mostly athmospeheric ion research
>>61266808
Because the earth is big and the camera lens is not a normal one.
>>61266808
THIS IS BAIT, NO ONE CAN BE THIS RETARDED
Waste of money
>>61266736
she looked okay,but I didn't like her ebonics.
FEED DIED, DRONE SHIP EXPLODED
Stream frozen what.
>>61266760
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDn4-Na5co
>>61266873
/thread
>>61266873
Lol no they didn't, I watched it live retard
>feed stops
SOMETHING HAPPENED
>>61266840
Crash confirmed
the cameras getting hit with 3000 degrees of fire might have something to do with the freeze.
>>61266712
Elon wrote the answer somewhere on this: http://www.spacex.com/news/2015/12/21/background-tonights-launch
>>61266808
>hurr how do lenses work
>>61266832
>goes out of control
>implying it could "deviate" toward mainland
Also, oil rigs/carriers
>>61266673
Nigga don't try to defend this country, sure we've done some great things, but most countries have. It doesn't beat our flaws.
Lets go America do your thing and fuck it up like you usually do! I want to see it go bang!
HEY ELON, HOW ABOUT YOU USE SOMETHING BETTER THAN A GOPRO YOU FUCK
>>61266885
>>61266884
I tried to watch this stream to get rid of my doubts on the flat earth, if anything I am more speculative than before
So.. did it land?
wtf, i was about to ejaculate, where did she go
>>61266783
Muslims aren't allowed into space
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/unitedarabemirates/10649939/Muslims-warned-in-Fatwa-not-to-live-on-Mars.html
>>61266873
yep
>All these faggots saying stream froze.
WTF are you talking about? Mine didn't freeze. It's YouTube you morons. It's a horrible streaming service.
You watched the landing live? Like you were at the air force base? Or you watched a 'stream'?
>>61266844
>I think u are refering to Richard Branson's endevour
No, I am talking about the socialist SpaceX shithole taxmoney grabbing overpromising idiots. I hope Trump defunds NASA and the ISS and SpaceX burns and goes bankrupt.
>>61266837
>Don't you have some kebab multiculturalism to get back to while America is busy winning?
Guess who is the reason those sand people are coming to Germany.
Also, we are busy to cheating on the cars we are selling to you. You found one of the 17 devices we use to kill you with exhausts... 16 to go.
>>61266973
They cut the feed, that means it fucked.
What are these ayy lmao sounds
>>61266950
>don't try to defend this country
you don't deserve to live here asswipe, move to sweden
>>61266969
Well I'm sorry then you are a retard.
>>61266969
NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU WERE A FLAT EARTHER ALL ALONG. BACK TO /X/ YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT
>>61266969
kill yourself brother
>>61266969
How, you're only looking at a small section of Earth?
>>61266997
nah, the feed from the drone ship froze
>>61267007
RIP in pieces rocket
>>61266997
The feed from the ship they were trying to land this thing on was getting choppy and froze up at the critical moment.
>>61266997
They are talking about the camera feed from the drone ship
"Satellite problems"
Yeah they just didn't want us to see the explosion
>>61266969
Congrats on your extra chromosome, I guess.
>>61266997
Retard
>>61266973
There trying to cover up the crash.
ITS ANOTHA MOON LANDIN
>>61266901
No they said they would be back. Clock still running. Mars world anthem playing.
>>61267028
Wish I could
>>61263168
This is the reason why the comments are disabled... they don't want flat earthers dominating the comment section and introducing it to normies
>>61261775
>>61267040
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>>61266997
it froze right before the landing, the landing lights(?) just turned on.
The sea is rough today, they said.
I was in Cape Canaveral and I heard an explosion, and a huge flare. The landing failed but they patched in a video so they didn't lose face after the Blue Origin landing.
>>61266855
>I can tell you are the socialist. It's always the lefty cucks who cut or try to kill our space funding.
>taxpayer funded agency
>taxpayer funded ISS, completely over budget and 200 billions in costs
>taxpayer funded SpaceX missions
>not socialist
yeah, sure, whatever rocks your boat.
>dubstep in your rocket stream
>>61267068
Elon usually uploads failure himself, they aren't afraid of them.
AUDIT THE FEED
>>61266886
is this vaporwave
those fucking 3 monitor setup HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!
What kind of lense bends a straight line above the center downwards? This is obviously fake its impossible to see the curvature unelevated.
>>61267068
I guess they now set up the fake ship on the plattform to fool people into believe that they rocket landed safely
>>61267191
Muskwave
>>61267103
you easily could, but you won't. typical whiny fuckboy
>>61267141
>cape canaveral
didn't know you could hear an explosion over 3000 km away
Is that the music anon was asking about earlier on?
It's shite.
