day 1
>be me, Paki journalist
>going undercover to apply for asylum in Kreuzlingen, Switzerland
>Swiss officers pick me up on the way there
>"Holy shit. Yet another one of them!" they say
>tell them I come in peace and from Pakistan
>told off for having no right of asylum in Switzerland and wasting their tax money
>they call in some more officers to watch me taking off all my cloths
>mfw they laugh after asking "Also underpants"?
>arrive at asylum camp, very seems nice
>nice officer gives me "a souvenir from me for you"
>a yellow armband with a number
>they take fingerprints, I give them false name, date of birth
>mfw when I sign the form
>have to give them my cell phone. Forbidden, they say.
>they call me Mr. Jamal and order me around with psch psch noises like dog
>mfw I can't stay in nice buildings. Only for families and minors.
>being moved to 2nd building, not very nice.
>Afghani brother tells me that security officials are very rude and would beat us all the time
>being moved to a fucking war bunker to sleep. It smells.
>not allowed to drink or eat anything in the bunker
>no showers, only sink
>officials bring us to bed, yielled at if late, refugee certificate must hang forward on bed or you're yielld at again like in military.
>mfw security officers still watching movie very loud. Can't sleep.
>remember how other refugee homes throughout Europe were so much nicer
day 2
>mfw 6'o'clock and they yiell "WAKE UP WAKE UP"
>30min. to get ready, clean up, make bed
>if we do not comply with rules here, we get a Riesenanschiss boss says
>surprise at noon: best lunch ever! Play some table tennis and relax.
>back to the bunker :(
>>61256448
>Paki
>"Afghanistan brother"
>thinks a refugee deserves some special privelage
>upset the euros won't be your cucks for once
>crying over having free food, water, and a place to stay
>being this much of a stupid bitch ass chimp
Fuck yourself dude. I hope you get raped and tossed in a fucking dumpster where u belong sand nigger fucking mudslime
>>61256448
>having no right of asylum
>gets taken in anyway by cuck government
>complains
day 3
>sent back to nice camp where minors and families are
>two sexy ladies take photographs and fingerprints
>tell officers that I want to go to germany
>the Swiss officer wonders why, if switzerland would not be good enough
>the other, German officer laughs and shakes my hand, but the Swiss dude seems angry
>mfw the Swiss bastard lets the barrier at the reception down, smacking hard on my neck
>trick them and say I'm sick so I can stay at the nicer camp
>long queue in front of the doctor's room, stroll around a bit
>small girl tells me security officers would deal with us even more extreme than in the other camp.
>tells me there is a room where security takes them to beat them up
>I think she lies. She doesn't care if I don't believe her.
>we can't leave at will, everything is strictly controlled
>Mo-Fr we can leave 3h in the morning, 5h in the afternoon, but free on weekends
>Turkey borther tells me he can smuggle my family for 2000 euros
>give him wrong number
>>61256561
Wow
>now crying over free ping pong
Fuck yourself dude. I don't even have a ping pong table and i pay fucking taxes
day 3 (continued)
>afternoon. There is a fight between a security guard and a refugee
>officials slap and push him, learn later he didn't respond to officials
>another refugee tells me that they'd get beat up all the time
>they tried to file a complaint, but nothing happened.
>confirms there exists a room in the modern building where the refugees are beaten up by the security when they fail to comply with the rules
>mfw that little kid didn't lie afterall
>more of my people say the same thing and come up with conspiracy theories
>treatment and accommodation is all bad on purpose
>missing prayer rooms because Swiss wanted them to convert
>Swiss would only help them to convert their children to Christianity
>I laugh because they're so dumb.
>some Syrian fights some Iraqi because of some dumb shit, laugh again
>can't sleep because neighbor speaks in his sleep, babbling Arab Mujahideen and words like Allah-Akbar. Probably IS goatfucker.
>mfw I figure this poor handling of refugees is the reason extremists exists
>make contact with another dude, clearly a terrorist. Give him wrong number.
>>61256750
>be annoying
>get slapped around a bit by the guard I just pissed
>wonder why cucks don't want to cuck anymore
>lie to them to so I can let my pedo out in the hospital area
>get free time
>still crying
day 4
>finally get photo ID
>finally get out of asylum center (can't leave without ID)
>mfw feeling like free man after four nights in the war bunker
>go to cafeteria Mama Africa, all refugees go there
>free drinks, food and internet for a swiss frank per 25min. Very nice.
>terrible thing at 19 clock.
>refugee comes back drunk and starts fight with another refugee
>officers punch him in the face and throw him out of the camp
>it's cold and stormy outside, drunk refugee cries again
>officers knock him out again, tell him to fuck off and not come back
>there were also very nice officers, but most are brutal and not trained how you deal with Muslims.
>mfw there should also be prayer room for Muslims to pray five times a day for mental tranquility
>mfw they should employ more social workers. At present only 20% of staff are caretakers, the rest are security personnel.
>>61256561
>>surprise at noon: best lunch ever!
Stop fucking complaining. All the state is obliged to do for you is to provide you with food and shelter. Being an adult male from what is essentially a terror state, you should be monitored.and kept under guard while in a country with terror concerns disguised as a refugee.
>I come in peace
You come from Islam? Nobody buys this shit, you have to demonstrate that you're peaceful. Piece of shit. I hope Pooinlooland nukes you at some point, desu.
day 5
>I have enough! One more night in the bunker and I go crazy.
>mfw getting out of here is no problem. If I say I want to go to Germany the will let me got at once, I've been told.
>tell security guard that I want to go to germany after breakfast
>want my phone back
>officer says that'd be no problem, tells me to wait for the head of the immigration office
>can leave camp at noon together with five other people
>they tell me how to make drug deals from Germany to Switzerland
>very good since drugs are much more expensive in Switzerland
>tell them Inshallah and give them wrong number
>take train to Frankfurt
>mfw finally on my way home
>>61256750
I hope you die a slow death you ugly cunt.
>>61257031
USSR used to send all of their shit across the Berlin Wall. Looks like peaceful muzzie countries are doing the same.
>>61257031
>go to another country
>think everyone owes you
>complaining the guards kicked some drunk scumbag out who was causing a ruckus
>believing extremism is justified because the rest of the world doesn't just give h everything
You're a fucking scumbag
I guess they should let you fuck their wives and live in their houses too huh?
* original article (because it's true. All of it!):
http://dok.sonntagszeitung.ch/2016/asylheim/
* translation by google:
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=de&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdok.sonntagszeitung.ch%2F2016%2Fasylheim%2F
>>61257255
You can't honestly be surprised you're universally hated
Switzerland NO!
Based af desu
Fucking paki
>>61257255
I didn't think Switzerland accepted any refugees at all.
>>61257135
>take train to Frankfurt
>mfw finally on my way home
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61256448
kek
nice rp thread OP.
Read the article today and laughed my ass off.
>>61256448
Are you really THE journalist?
>>61256448
>mfw you have to write mfw constantly making it unreadable.
Kill yourself.
>>61257418
>I didn't think Switzerland accepted any refugees at all.
We don't. We just gather them in our old, smelly war bunkers we don't use any longer, take all their shekels (anything above 1000 CHF) and show them who's the boss around here. Then we send them to Germany.
>>61257686
>Are you really THE journalist?
Would I lie to you, anon?
>>61256448
>>61256561
>I got a free lunch and got to play tennis
>INHUMANE!
excuse me?
>>61257031
Pretty much invade another county asks for accommodations that fits your vary specific range.
Not happy to be alive and get free food and shelter still demand more.
You should all be send back and die at the hands of IS.
>Ein Beamter fragt: «From which country you are?» Ich: «From Pakistan.» Dann sagt er: «Pakistan hat kein Asylrecht in der Schweiz. Du wirst sehen, dass du innerhalb von vier Wochen abgeschoben wirst, und wir bezahlen deinen Aufenthalt hier mit unseren Steuern.»
Oh vey, I can't believe this RACISM
>>61256847
>>make contact with another dude, clearly a terrorist. Give him wrong number.
So you didn't report him? You're a real hero, dude.
>>61257748
>Would I lie to you, anon?
Yes.
>>61256561
Mein Gott! Its another shoah
>>61257748
>take all their shekels (anything above 1000 CHF)
So many jokes one could insert here but it kind of makes me sad that the world really is a comedy show nowadays.
>>61257748
>>61257418
That's bullshit, we take a lot. We just didn't take more since they are invading like crazy.
Last official count in september said more than 9k syrians.
There's that guy from my city always making documentaries about how swiss should take more, here's a trailer from last one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKN9wtMUPM0&list=PLQY0YOLA6NEwqfLlTYEN5Ts1atg96Iv3P
If you pay tax in switzerland you paid this guy since he's doing this for national tv.
>>61256448
absolutely hilarious
tell your sandnigger friends
This is how you treat refugees proper.
>tfw not Swiss security guard beating the shit out of Pakis and sandnigger filth wanting a free ride to Germany
Also
>take train to Frankfurt
>finally on my way home
>"home"
The nerve of this fucking Pakishit. He should be hanged.
>>61256448
You idiot why would you do that in Switzerland? They actually have their shit together. Should have done it in Germany or Sweden so you can actually expose the idiocrasy.
Bullshit - the post
Just another attempt to get sympathy and cuck Switzerland like Gernanny
Not going to happen
>tfw we accept the referendum in February to deport all criminal foreigners
>>61258264
you shouldn't take ANY. Look at this criminal: not even a real refugee and how much did he cost your country? Goddamit, eurocucks it's not that hard.
>>61258493
What exactly is BS?
>>61256448
>don't get shot at
>don't get beheaded
>don't get bombed
>complain
I hope the Swiss turn them all into goat food.
>feed me, clothe me, shelter me, protect me
>a strict timetable? Fucking infidels, what about my human rights!
>>61256448
>be me, Paki journalist
Tell me, how do you treat refugees?
swiss does it how it should be done
they give you shelter and food you arent entilted to more fuck you
Waa they won't give us muslim prayer rooms :( this free shit isn't good enough for me! They are not trained to deal with muslims!
The swiss should just send them back to turkey
>>61256448
do you know what MFW means OP?
>you will never be glorious Swiss guard that makes kebab fuck off
This thread is all kinds of hilarious
Why would a grown arse paki journalist shitpost on 4chan?
>>61258558
We don't want any but we have to take some otherwise Gernanny gets too angry. But don't worry, we have already set immigration limits in our constitution
>>61257031
>assign more social workers
>they're beaten because of a lack of security
There's a reason people like you aren't in charge.
>>61258264
Just a summary on the producer
>father came illegally in switzerland with him
>start making some movies about swiss being nazis
>get swiss nationality in 2003
>keep doing movies about immigration, and how a small city wasn't tolerant enough to a tranny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBdARW4D5_E
>get sponsored by national TV
>since you ned a TV permit here like in britain you automatically give him money even if you only have a computer with internet
>get some international prices where he goes with taxpayer money too
>keep shitting on swiss citizens
>get insulted online and death threats
>files a complaint for online bullying
>wins the case
>now pushes socialist cucks to take immigrants in their houses
>>61257031
>free drinks, food and internet for a swiss frank per 25min. Very nice.
I believed every word up to this. No way would you get all that for a mere swiss frank. More like 10 swiss franks with shitty food and tap water.
>>61258752
It's just a Swiss fag pretending to be him. The Paki Journalist is German and returned to Germany (see the article). He's gonna try to capitalize on this and show up in several leftist German tv shows. Therefore he is not in Switzerland and wouldn't post with a Swiss flag.
Every country in the West should treat ALL Mudslimes and Niggers exactly like that.
And for those who will stay after all...
> Post-Industrial Genocide
>>61256448
Did you get any free nice stuff?
>>61258815
gay
>>61258877
You would be surprised of how many free shit they get over here they get free laptops for their ''studies''
>>61258964
>free room and board
>free meals
>9 francs cash per day
>etc
>>61256448
All whites at laughing at you, Paki.
Among us the German-speaking world has a reputation for unfriendliness, being particular with rules, and demanding that even temporary visitors conform.
They are that way because they have achieved a certain standard of living and see these behaviors as essential to maintaining that standard of living.
You must be the only people in the world who went to a German-speaking country and were shocked to find people behaving like German-speakers.
>>61258851
Kill him
>a bunch of dudes pissed off that their government is forcing them to waste their tax dollars on a bunch of ingrates and criminals
>but they still do it anyway
the fucking point of asylum is that you aren't being fucking murdered or raped by the rest of your dumbfuck countrymen, not so you can live in luxury or even as an immigrant
i regret that you had such a bad experience, if i had my way you wouldn't have left your paradise of a country
Do refugees think they'll be treated like nobles when they arrive in Europe? Do they think every single one of them will get a penthouse, a nice car and a butler financed by the government?
Of course everything will be mostly shit. You are fucking refugees and not tourists. You are a pain in the ass for taxpayers. Real refugees who flee from actual war would be thankful that we give them a warm bed, food and money and yet all these parasitic economic migrants do nothing but complain and get themselves into fights with security personnel.
>>61257255
what the fuck i thought you were shitposting
>>61258264
you should kill anyone helping refugees.
you have the nicest country in the world and you're soon going to have a rape epidemic.
you don't even have the death penalty. just start shooting journalists and gov officials
>>61257031
>but most are brutal and not trained how you deal with Muslims.
They are mostly trained to deal with civilized human being
Schweitzerland, beware of these people.
They multiply. They phone home and get others to come, too.
And like rats they get everywhere. Every-fucking-where!
Imagine a remote hill town where Heidi might have lived -- shitskins are already there, pulling their refugee number.
It's no fun anymore. Can we please start the race war and get rid of them already?
>>61258815
And why would you care about the germans being angry? Even when they had balls they left you alone. It's like europe collectively decided to flush its common sense down the toilet.
Better than how we'd be treated in Pakistan you fucking asshole
You should count your lucky stars we're even tolerating our borders being violated by your filth
>>61257255
I was thinking you were just making a fun shitpost
hahaha wow swiss is fucking right and the dude is a fucking asshole for wasting tax money
>>61256847
>I figure this poor handling of refugees is the reason extremists exists
You figured wrong. What, Islamic extremists didn't exist before November of last year?
Faggot Paki
>>61259205
We have a referendum in February to deport all criminal foreigners.
>>61259269
Because some of our government fear economic sanctions
>>61256448
Was this post meant to engender sympathy?
Reading this post I want to watch you try the same thing in your own horrible country where nothing works properly.
You demand a free vacation in an economic crisis, demanding as well that people completely alter their culture to conform to the same disgusting hyper-servile culture that explains the persistant failure of Muslim nations, and when this doesn't go as planned you honestly think anyone will have any sympathy for you.
>>61259423
It's still shitposting and trolling.
No real journalist would post on 4chan.
>>61259494
>We have a referendum in February to deport all criminal foreigners.
>mfw
>>61259181
Most of the world has no middle class, and South Asians distinguish themselves for their horrifying treatment of their house slaves. Oh by the way they still have slavery.
>>61259070
>9 francs per day
>almost 2000 Syrian shit money a day
>monthly rent in Syria is only ~15000 Syrian shit money a month
What the heck? They do nothing and get rich!
>>61259494
that's not enough. they need to be killed. anyone supporting them needs to be killed.
have you ever visited a third world country?
this is our future. your prisons are pleasant enough, and the consequences nonexistant. kill them, defend our race. the subhumans will leave us nothing, and kill us, if they ever have teh upper hand.
>>61258939
>The Paki is German
>>61256847
Keep going this is great
>>61259712
We will protect our own country but we're not going to clean the mess USA and Germany created my friend
>>61259529
It is but the fucking article is real. I was thinking this was made up.
>>61259712
This. The developed world has a politically conscious middle class. The elites actually want the whole earth to be Juarez, Mexico.
>>61259823
I doubt it, but if it is we should send someone from our interiour ministry to the Swiss to take notes.
>>61259823
it seems like a fake greentext story but i guess thats where we are now
i wish i could run one of these refugee centres
pork for every meal you goat shagging bastards
>>61259823
It's typical of journalism in the Muslim world, which is massively self-censored, carefully censored in the traditional sense, and laughably delusional. It really is like a celebrity sympathy pitch, like when last week Gwenyth Paltrow tried to make a campaign out of state benefits not going very far at the most expensive grocery chain in the US.
>>61259782
not asking you to defend us. but cleanse your own nation. it's your duty. you can't keep letting arab princes treat your country like a playground. confiscate their money, kill them.
>>61258962
post
>>61256561
>>61256750
How did you take these pictures though?
>hang around in old smelly war bunkers
>be bored out of your mind all the time
>have to get up and go to bed at precise times
>get bullied around by low life assholes in command
>spend your free time getting drunk and starting shit
in other words, it's just like serving your Swiss military duty
>>61258962
posting
>>61256448
>http://dok.sonntagszeitung.ch/2016/asylheim/
when I read shit like this, I wonder about the poor bastard who legitimately needed help who got bumped so this clown could do his little dog & pony show
>>61260834
>legitimately needed help
I see what you mean, but yeah, no.
>>61260598
Which corps did you serve? Guessing you're a weaklet and did medic or something lmao
>>61256750
that looks shopped
>>61260244
fuck off amerifat. we're not on your side, we're on our side, always.don't fucking tell us what to do. you can try that with rice farmers and goat fuckers but not with us. we hate you just as much as we hate every other non-swiss scum. no go and support the spics invading you, faggot.
>>61256847
>mfw I figure this poor handling of refugees is the reason extremists exists
Yeah because they never existed before in the history of Islam
>>61256728
Mainly this..
Send the ones that complain to Liberia. Seriously..
>>61260964
>military
>being anything other than welfare princesses and tax money destroyers
served in it and it is a fucking joke :')
how come europe never conquested the middle east?
>>61256448
swiss don't like foreigners.
what a shock
>>61261513
it is a fucking shitty desert. no one wants that
>>61261407
Weaklet detected
Probably even did unarmed service
>>61261548
it could have its uses now
>>61256750
What a shitty photo manipulation
>>61261150
calm down red cross lol dam
>>61261591
you can fool the other 4chan autists, but everyone knows what a joke swiss military is here.
you are probably some inbred romands
>>61257135
Cool story Ahmed. Tell us about the showers. I heard they are top notch at eliminating flith.
>>61261513
Russia almost did, in around 1850. Their troops were in the border of Persia(modern day Iran), after they steamrolled through the Caucus mountains, owning the ancestors of modern day Chechens and Azeri's.
Anyway, they were about to Pwn Persia, and then Catherine called them back up north.
>>61261937
read the thread
he isnt a refugee
>>61262071
>they were about to Pwn Persia
they didnt
>>61261733
Only fucking lefty faggots and weaklets who do unarmed service lmao
Wärsch bi mir im zug gsi hätt ich dich so hert duregfigget as em KA glandet wärsch
>>61256847
>>mfw I figure this poor handling of refugees is the reason extremists exists
>>61257031
>>there were also very nice officers, but most are brutal and not trained how you deal with Muslims.
triggered.
>>61261937
underrated post
>>61261591
>the swiss
>fighting a war
>>61262396
Fuck off back to Africa, Mohammed. You can complain about the officers there.
>>61256448
Stop abusing mfw
You're not using that meme correctly
You're regular ass face isn't an acceptable reaction image ever. You will get no sympathy from me you dumb mother fucker.
On the 28th of February, fellow Swissanons, you know what to do.
>>61256448
>>61256750
>>61256847
>>61257031
pls be true
>>61261937
>Tell us about the showers. I heard they are top notch at eliminating flith.
>>61256448
>>no showers, only sink
>>61262730
it won't pass
>>61257748
Based Swiss! Hey, do you guys like German workers? I heard Germans would prefer swiyzerland to Germany and the Swiss hate that.
>>61262298
Bisch en ächt harte Secondo bro! Los liebr uf dr Block und verreis widr.
>>61263024
Basler here. Hate Germans but still prefer them to other immigrants.
>>61262730
Should it pass I'll make sure to get some shitskins deported.
>>61261591
>he wasn't in Isone
>>61262298
wew you just went full autist :')
bet you are a shiptar or serbian cunt.
>>61263002
>polls are already in favor of it passing
>even though polls usually underrepresent how much people vote in favor of these kind of initiatives
>that was even before the whole schlampe-ficki-ficki brouhaha over in Germany
oh it'll pass, don't you worry
>>61263396
>>61263985
No wonder the Swiss military is shit with people like you serving lmao
Also
>not being proud to serve your country
>calling other people secondos
>>61262106
I did, English is my native tongue. I see no reason why any kebab should be alive.
>>61257031
>>there were also very nice officers, but most are brutal and not trained how you deal with Muslims.
laughed my ass off here thank you. keep going this is beautful
>>61264611
being a productive member of society means being proud of your country
wasting money and literally doing NOTHING is just what the nigs and rapefugees are doing.
i have my gun in my house and will protect my family and girlfriend if i have to. but lol being employed by the military? thanks for the laugh kamerad. you are as productive as a welfare nignog
>>61264407
the shilling against it hasn't even begun yet
check the polls in 3 weeks
>>61265448
>wasting money
Better than wasting it on refugees. You are the guy that screms "fuck military" and in case of a war or a disaster wants military for help immediately
> and literally doing NOTHING
You chose the job you did in military yourself so why did you choose a job where you are doing nothing. Because you are lazy faggot weaklet. Bet you are a neet and living off social benefits
Please JUSO supporter, do Switzerland a favor just end yourself already
>>61265831
enjoy your bluepill faggot and please stop projecting. My job is more fun and productive than the military where you get screamed at by manlets and aggressive inbreds like you are.
You enjoy the military so much because outside of it you see what an useless waste of space you are.
You know whats even better? not wasting it on refugees and refugee tier tax payer money wasters like yourself. go suck your offiziers juicy cock you fag
>>61256448
>no showers, only sink
That would never happen in Germany.
>>61267327
>>61256847
>kurdistan flags
can't make this shit up
