NEW EBOLA CASE IN SIERRA LEONE
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35320363
OVER A HUNDRED PUT IN QUARANTINE
SHES BACK MOTHER FUCKERS
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>>61223984
LITERALLY JUST ONE DAY
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>61224127
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/01/15/ebola-case-reported-in-sierra-leone-one-day-after-who-declared-the-outbreak-over/
immigrants bringing Ebola into Europe when
And she dindu nuffin. Just tryin' to get her life together.
Now with theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAZTWGfQTs&list=RDwHh4vnfjzo8&index=20
PRAY TO EBOLA CHAN! MEME MAGIC IS REAL MOTHERFUCKER!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61224585
it took hours. literally hours
for her to appear again. GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
LITERALLY JUST HOURS
Thank you Ebola-Chan for controlling the nog population!
GOOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
Ebola is pretty low tier right? Low terminal rate. Low spread rate.
>>61225275
WHO-San pls
You can do it, Ebola-Chan! We believe in you!
>>61223984
>Ebola-chan
>Winter-chan
>Praying to motherfucking Yellowstone-chan
What interesting times.
Would getting lewd with Ebola-chan kill you?
>>61225372
Ebola-chan is superior to both Winter-chan and Yellowstone-chan
the path to the end of the world will be paved with blood and vomit
I hope its mutated or something.
>>61225432
Wanna find out?
>>61224338
wasn't there a rumor going around that an airborne hyper-contagious form of ebola was going to be released in spain early 2016?
>doot doot doot
my Christmas wish was for Ebola-Chan to take a visit to India in 2016, do you think it could come true?
>>61225275
Yeah vomiting blood is pretty low key. I mean what's the fuss?
Good luck Ebola-Chan!
Bless you Ebola Chan
Ebola cases happen basically every few months in that region
>>61225545
>fuck anime girl
>get Ebola
I might live.
best Epidemy comin thru
>>61223984
>Chimps have had 4 months to spread across the world since ebola was declared defeated
How far has she spread, /pol/? How long does Ebola-chan's reach extend?
>>61225736
a new case was announced literally hours after the fucking WHO announced SL as an Ebola free zone
this is hilarious
>>61225777
all i could ever hope for is for Ebola-chan to visit India
if there is a god she'll make a visit to India soon
32 days until the purge
Hyper infectious airborne ebola is a go
>>61225816
Hasn't SL been Ebola free for a while now? Or have I just not been aaying attention? lmao.
This meme makes me cringe like no other.
>>61226072
you're just retarded. it was officially announced Ebola free just recently, and literally hours later a new case emerged.
shill harder WHO-San
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
It's probably already partly airborne through coughing and sneezing.
>>61226276
Zaire strain already is in some animals
a hop skip and a jump away!
EBOLA CAN I LOVE YOUUUUU
>>61225275
It kills upwards of 95% of those infected by it. In fact it usually kills them so fast that it burns itself out and does not spread far.
If Ebola gets to the western world we'll all feel pretty fucking stupid.
>there are Ebola-Chan poster who might die of Ebola
Worth it?
>>61226383
>Ebola can
yes, she can
>>61226400
you don't think Ebola-chan did any mutating during her round in 14/15?
>>61226212
There is nothing to worry about... Have a clock.
>>61223984
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
lewd Ebola-chan best ebola
>>61226544
>disease that turns people into fountains of bloodvomit
>kill count of over 10,000 from one bout
>nothing to worry about
you need to think bigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSur4uPx4sg
>>61226499
Nah we'd be fine. Unless it somehow mutates into an airborne virus, which has been said to be HIGHLY unlikely by several biologists and the only documented possible suspected airborne case is "but this one time two monkeys on the opposite side of the lab caught it feom each other while in their own cages" which happened about twenty years ago and was blamed on monkeys throwing their shit on each other.
Now if she goes to india, THEN we throw a party because she would wreck that fuckin country so hard.
>>61226878
that's what I keep saying,
>>61225891
>>61225590
>>61223984
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
>>61226738
Hnnnng
>>61227092
jack off anon, give Ebola-chan your sex energy
stop spamming this fucking jap shit fucking virgin faggots
Every being that dies of ebola is a sacrifice to ebola chan, just like every being that freezes to death is a sacrifice to winter-chan.
>>61227250
why? don't you want everyone you've ever loved to die choking on a cocktail of vomit and blood?
this may be relevant
post more shrines
>>61227346
what an amazing way to die
>>61223984
This is like 5 days old news.
That said
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61227250
I don't think you appreciate the dankness of this meme
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/
>>61227403
isn't it? don't you want to feel it? this world is rotten, and should be taken out by something that rots as well
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
>>61227090
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN! THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN! KILL EM ALL EBOLA CHAN!
Anyone with a drawing of yellowstone-chan?
>>61225250
Thank you Ebola chan
I love you Ebola chan
>>61227688
>asking for another girl in ebola chams thread
You are mean.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61227688
please fuck off, this thread is for the glorious praising of EBOLA-CHAN. not your shit Yellowstone-chan
who Ebola-Priest here?
God bless Ebola Chan.
>>61227878
I convinced my girlfriend to smear her period blood on a drawing of Ebola-chan. does that count?
>>61223984
This isn't true, stop spreading lies you fucking retard.
Obama said that there have been no new cases and we are on the way to completely eliminating it.
FUCK OFF
>>61227969
Tell us more ...
>>61223984
DOUBLE EBOLA
>>61225250
Godbless you ebola chan
I love you ebola chan
>>61227969
only if the drawing is part of an altar
I pray to the avatar of pestilence, Her Majesty Ebola-chan, at my altar 5 times a day I spill my blood over the altar once a week
I may be wrong, but didn't they find a cure for ebola. And it was something really simple. Which is why they drew so many poctures of ebola chan being raped by it.
>>61228148
gf is a really unusual girl who has a fascination with diseases and such. when I told her about Ebola-chan she seemed pretty interested. eventually convinced her to smear her cooch-blood on a few drawings she did. I didn't take any pictures but if Ebola-chan continues to spread I'll try and convince her to do it again and let me take some.
>>61228216
it wasn't
>>61228125
>believing that nigger
>>61227765
>>61227791
Yellowstone-chan was mentioned in the beginning of the thread that's why I won't to know her
>>61226878
>airborne version of virus
Biofag here, passing through /pol/.
The chances of an instance of a virus like Ebola undergoing enough selective pressure to adapt so that the virus can travel through air is highly unlikely, to the point where one could reasonably call it impossible.
The biggest concern with Ebola is its lingering presence in the human body even after it has been completely terminated. The virus itself is still active within the sex organs, as it's a highly isolated part of the body due to the presence of sex cells. If anything, people who caught Ebola shouldn't be allowed to have penetrative sex ever again, since there is a chance of Ebola transmitting through sex years after being cured.
So if a rich guy were to have survived an Ebola infection and fucked a hooker or something, goodbye moonmen.
>>61228376
>cure
WHO-San pls
>>61228414
fuck off
>>61228414
*want
>>61223984
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35320363
Where you read that "over a hundred put in quarantine"? It's not that I don't believe you, I want to believe, it's just I didn't see that in the BBC article.
>>61228542
mother fucking ABC
Ebola: Sierra Leone puts more than 100 people in quarantine after new death
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
Look at what this board did to this young man.
Are you proud of yourself, /pol?
>>61228727
yes
>>61228387
>I'll try and convince her to do it again and let me take some
Don't wait. Start the discussion now. Let's get some new material out onto the web showing that we're performing rituals to call Ebola-chan to come do her duty.
We need shrine pix. We need ritual pix (and descriptions).
Fun read:
- http://www.vocativ.com/world/nigeria-world/ebola-4chan-anime/
Please make it to India, Ebola-chan.
>>61228996
I'll try my best to convince her
>>61229067
BLOOD IN POO
>>61227969
sure why not
>>61228623
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-17/sierra-leone-ebola-case-more-than-100-quarantined/7093744
Well alright then. Everything seems to check out.
>>61229327
Are those Yugioh cards on the bottom
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>>61225432
yes
>>61228433
Yeah, which is what I keep telling anons and irl people. Theres gonna be outbreaks forever down in africa because ebola chan has made herself cozy in so many nutsacks.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
>>61229206
Good idea
Reminder that dot dosg r :pe*:ple :DDDD.
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
>>61229582
Blood in Poo
>>61223984
Follow your dream Ebola-chan
We belive in you!!
>>61228996
Pirunlinna shrine:Location 61.381435, 23.832059
https://www.google.fi/maps/place/61°22'53.2"N+23°49'55.4"E
Finland, Lempäälä
>>61225573
Holy shit. I remember that thread....
It won't touch the Americas.
phew.
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
Bump
>>61229582
Blood in Poo
Little-known fact: Ebola-chan hangs out with toilet witches, waiting in loos to infect the unwary.
When constructing a shrine to Ebola-chan, make sure that one of the ritual items was manufactured in India (incense holder, brass bell, etc. get creative).
we missed you ebola-chan! christfag chan is awful.
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
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>>61228433
But ebola has gone airborne before, the thing was it stayed in the monkeys and didn't jump to humans.
Remember /pol/ there is no cure for love.
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
God really hates blacks, yay!
Good Luck Ebola-Chan !!! Thank you Ebola-Chan!!! I love you Ebola-Chan!!!!
>>61230780
This one is particularly genius; have love dit since the first moment I laid eyes on it. Wish I'd done it.
>>61223984
As long as single strain of Ebola exists, our god will never die.
>Ebola gets big again
>Trump doesn't know Ebola is a good thing
>God Emperor versus Blood God
>mfw I have to choose between God Emperor Trump and Ebola-chan
>>61231332
There's only one choice
>>61231379
in the /pol/ pantheon
Ebola is a god and
Trump is a God Emperor
Hitler is the tragic messiah/prophet
Dorner has been made a warrior saint of anti-cornering
We have other gods though, right?
>>61227362
it is relevant and idk why /pol/ isn't talking about this because February isn't that far away..
like the chances of anything happening is pretty much 0.0000000000000001% but still /pol/ worthy
Madagascar has closed its ports
>>61231327
Thanks.
>>61231832
That's weird. My image shrunk.
Flash in the pan.
>>61225338
It's WHO-senpai, silly.
Pro-tip:
Ebola only has negative effects in non-whites
>>61232053
Save us Cure-Chan!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
>>61232121
Save us indeed
>>61232056
>senpai
>bunch of dumb faggots scratching their asses claiming Ebola was never airborne
>definition of airborne Airborne transmission occurs when bacteria or viruses travel on dust particles or on small respiratory droplets that may become aerosolized when people sneeze, cough, laugh, or exhale. They hang in the air much like invisible smoke. They can travel on air currents over considerable distances.Oct 23, 2002
>>61226400
>It kills upwards of 95% of those infected by it.
The mortality rate is much lower for the hospitalized. Palliative care (i.e. proper hydration) can sustain a person long enough for the illness to subside.
Iirc, the mortality rate is still up there (10-40%), but finding a decent hospital outside of a shithole country does wonders.
>>61232121
>Cure-chan
> "-chan"
> flopping cow udders
> "-chan"
Kill. Your. Self. With Ebola.
>>61232390
Do you not understand honorifics?
>>61225250
I love you ebola-chan
>>61232390
>not liking big healthy milk jugs
ecce homo (behold the homo)
>>61232332
Don't be mean to senpai, you lover of a nigger fucker.
>>61232374
>mortality rate is still up there (10-40%)
do a little more reading
>>61232659
>citing mortality in shitskin countries with incompetent doctors and shamanism
>>61232633
Ebola-chan's love can't be contained, it's too great
I don't blame her for wanting to spread it
don't you want your guts to dissolve into love goo?
>>61232121
save us cure-chan
>>61232762
I'm not into guro, sorry bruvo.
EBOLA IS NOW AN STD
AFRICA IS OVER
MIDDLE EAST IS OVER
GERMANY IS OVER
>>61232902
>transmitted by bodily fluids
It was always an STD
>>61232574
He means it should be Cure-tan.
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
>A woman who died of Ebola this week in Sierra Leone may have exposed at least 27 others to the disease through sexual intercourse, an aid agency report claims, raising the risk of more cases just as the epidemic appeared to be ending.
>>61232964
chan rolls off the tongue, idk i didn't make it
>>61232762
>wanting ebola's love
no thanks, not into lolis
>make Ebola thread
>don't actually post the official theme song
FAGGOTS ALL YOU ARE REDDIT FAGGOTS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4NOYSRA4-U
This is weird. What the fuck is this thread?
>>61233250
welcome newfriend, please praise Ebola-chan with us
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61233016
>27 others
>through sexual intercourse
>27
JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST
>>61233367
>none of it was consensual
>>61223984
Nice.
>>61233367
Real life Ebola-chan.
Please let it spread on the Ganges river in India
>>61225250
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61223984
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I MISSED YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61228433
It's through bodily fluids right? What's stopping someone from sneezing or coughing up blood and having it spread? There were some nurses state side that got ebola from touching the outside of their protective gown when taking it off, is there more fluid there than in a sneeze?
>>61229423
Exodia obliterated her insides.
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
Why even bother with Ebola-chan? she's not even that cute!
>>61233131
Do it for Cure!
>>61231545
Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam.
Bane of niggers.
>>61225573
Feburary 2016. And in Italy you mongoloid.
>>61233699
please take your old lady shit waifu elsewhere
>>61233510
if there is a god, it will
>>61223984
Only a matter of time before Ebola-chan hitches a ride on the right dindu who gets in contact with the right mudslime and her love spreads beyond control.
>>61225250
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61233783
>old lady
Sorry that I'm not a pedophile
>>61233783
>old lady
When did 25 become old lady
>>61233816
I am not sexually attracted to Ebola-chan you nigger. I simply admire her youth and energy. she needs it to spread her love
>>61233877
>25
Christmas cake
past the sell by date
>>61233924
With the way the guy is grabbing Cure-Chan it looks like he's gonna completely fall over.
>>61233924
>hating cure-chan's tits
plebs, all of you
>>61233944
nothing wrong with christmas cake
>cure chan
are you really this scared of ebola?
>>61232121
SAVE US, CURE-CHAN!
>>61234028
>nothing wrong with Christmas cake
kek
>>61227362
This.
>>61234079
i'd be
>>61223984
That picture just triggured my dick
>cold sadist
>not strong independent black women meme personality
>doesnt care that she others other peoples blood on her
hot damn she'd be fun to cut, like holy shit, im getting tingles
>>61230115
>It won't touch the Americas.
Infected European flys to vacation in the 'murikas. It's all ogre friends.
>>61234455
Pathetic taste
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61234541
what? its literally the funnest type of person to break, they try so hard to look tough and act strong, so when they break down its 100 times more satisfying
A bunch of people were tlaking about Ebola, annd how it's transmitted through bodily fluids.
And this girl says "is it enough if I just get it on me, or does it have to get in one of my orifices?"
2nd best That's What She Said of my entire life.
>>61234679
Oh, I see now.
>>61226574
did somebody cut themselves so they could draw all this in their blood?
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>61228433
If niggers and faggots didn't stop fucking because of AIDS why would they after their ebola is """""""""""cured""""""""""
>>61234513
>It's all ogre friends.
The second something like that hits the US I'm out. Loading up the car and moving innawoods. That's it.
>>61225250
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61234829
The razor's clean, it's probably just red paint/foodcoloring desu-sempai~
>>61223984
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
DEFEAT THE WHO
EBOLA-CHAN, I LOVE YOU
>>61235090
Can confirm blood doesnt look like that on paper, its thicker than water, thats food coloring
>>61224338
Nope they are exclusively from Syria.
>>61227090
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61233768
Winter-Chan is still a dormant goddess, yet to fully awaken or realize her potential.
Brevik is basically a saint in /pol/'s pantheon.
Now that I think about it, there's probably enough lore to actually write out a hagiography
>>61223984
Cuckbola.
what a disappointment. too weak to kill niggers. wtf
>>61231579
Goddammit!
>>61235422
/pol/ has ascended above the gods, its now a creator of deities
>>61235422
>winter-chan
>doing anything
even ebola-chan is doing something
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO
>>61235620
>Winter-Chan is a goddess in this hypothetical conversation about /pol/'s pantheon
>I also stated she hasnt done anything yet
You cant comprehend what you read, can you?
>>61235825
I'm just stating she's shit
>>61235512
Well, when meme magick ends up actually summoning /pol/'s machinations, we're all fucked. Maybe we should have maymay'd up some 'gibsUmoneys' gods instead of death-gods.
>After all this years
>she is back again
>more for my Ebola-chan folder
>new chance for some cool mutation
>feelsgreat.jpg
Also this
>Now that I think about it, there's probably enough lore to actually write out a hagiography
>>61235906
But we are pol
we are become god
>>61236033
Is /pol/ including X-Tan now? Or am I seeing the character incorrectly.
>>61236033
we need a full version of this, with all the gods and saints of /pol/
Assad, Baalzebub, all of them
>>61236218
Well ...it has some history...
>>61225250
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61225573
>>61233775
no way? sauce pls, or at least tell me more
>>61236453
Thank you Hans. Here's a rare feel in return.
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>"Sir, stop shooting brown people please."
"I am just following the tenets of my religion, please stop oppressing me. Also, they're not people but subhumans, As Was Revealed."
I would convert on the spot to the /pol/igion tbf
>>61223984
ok kill as many niggers as you can, thanks!
>>61225250
I love you ebola-chan!
>>61236905
Dont forget our blessed prophet adolf hitler, bless his soul, and the prophecy of a renewed reich
we must spread the love and truth of the /pol/theon so that degeneracy may be forever wiped from the earth
>>61227362
What the fuck?? Is this just gonna get ignored
> glorious ebola-chan returns
i can't wait for /x/ to physically fuck themselves up again hard trying to stop the second coming of the dankest meme.
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>61237594
Their butthurt will be glorious
I'm really starting to believe.
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61227090
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61229582
BLOOD IN POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61227090
>THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!!!
>>61223984
>Sierra Leone officials have confirmed a death from Ebola, hours after the World Health Organization declared the latest West Africa outbreak over.
That's the best part
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
>>61225372
And a stock market crash
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61233924
Anyone got a source on the artist?
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>61225250
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
