/pol/
You will be reincarnated as an important historical character
>Claim yours
>>61188611
/thread
Remove pharisees
>>61188611
Blücher
Then I kill myself so Napoleon wins Waterloo.
>>61188611
>>61188800
>>61188973
>trump
>important
>historical
>>61188885
thieving jew, get your own ancestor
>>61188969
Do not post picture.
Thomas Jefferson
>>61188611
Jesus of Nazareth
>>61189223
Sorry, I can't understand your dialect of freedom.
>>61188611
>>61189389
Bout time, thanks klaus. I was waiting for that
>>61189534
>reincarnated
Well she looks dead in her eyes.
Charles V
Kill Luther immediately. Fuck the trial. YO SOY EL IMPERIO.
Destroy France with Henry VIII as originally intended.
Force the Pope to call for a Holy Crusade on the Turks.
Offer Poland/Hungary sweet Ottoman land for the help.
Ultimate Life Goal: Liberate Constantinople.
Remove edgy banksters
>>61188885
Just who do you think you are?
>fuck a lot of women
>do LSD with band bros
>drink a shitload of hooch and do heroine until premature death in a bathtub
>be acknowledged forever as the frontman of the most influential rock band of the time period
>>61189635
That's defeat, anon
>>61189726
who?
>>61189803
Val kilmer
>>61189803
Jimbo
The Lizard King
Mr. Mojo Risin'
He's Jim Morrison, the lead singer of The Doors, in case you didn't catch on already
>>61189940
heh
>>61188611
George soros
inb4
>important
>>61190312
Wrong image but still relevant
>>61190143
> of the most influential rock band of the time period
lel not even close
Plato,
>>61189599
Great choice.
genocide the jews
genocide the middle easterners
Saladin with plans to expandto Sicily and dominate the entire Europe, just to save you guys from being cucked.
ez
Guderian
>>61188611
He could have saved Europe from kebab if we had listened to him.
>>61190440
well, they influenced stuff that I like, and were absolutely "the band" of 1969, beating even the beatles in popularity contests
but yeah, "most influential" is an overstatement, but "one of the most influential" is accurate.
>>61191334
>That Tiger
>>61189137
time is fluid and a dance, my friend
>>61189052
Waterloo was an afterthought mate, need to go Earlier,,, maybe Alexander I
OCTAVIAN
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>>61190440
Subjective opinions.
Like "I like leaves so much I'll put them on my flag"
The god emperor of mankind
I will purge the heretic scum from the galaxy and keep the forces of chaos at bay
Rome BTFO.
Nelson mandela
>>61191569
You know what, fuck Nelson.
>>61191995
Let me just fix that for ya
>>61191995
>you will never serve him
>>61192141
HERESY
>>61192192
Why even live
Peter the Great.
Russia before the Jews ruined it.
>>61192235
Eating flour mixed with molasses is heresy....
DVX MEA LVX
I win.
>>61188611
Because I hate Muslims
>>61188611
It's not even a contest...
>Own half of the world
>Get worshipped as a living God
>Die peacefully in my sleep
>Do whatever the fuck I want
>Fuck whoever the fuck I want
>People are so afraid of me that they had to wait THREE YEARS after my death before someone dared to make the first speech denouncing my policies
>Literal power over life and death for more than a billion people
Never in human history has so much power been concentrated on a single person. (And probably never will be again)
But this time Portugal will not fall.
Let's do this
>>61192753
4 out of 6 points you made are historically incorrect. Read a damn historical book once in a time nigger
>>61192817
THE BULGAR SLAYER!
>>61193018
How can /pol/ even compete?
>>61188611
Alexander the Great.
After conquer the persians start a campaign agains't the whole italian pé insula(including Rome). Conquest it and change the course of world forever. Instead of roman letters, the Europe will use greek letters.
Destroy Carthage, make all North África my vassals, conquest Levante and arabic península, not allowing christianism or islam to appear.
Then conquest the celts and germânica, which is quickly since they were living in mud huts and had no sense of strategy or discipline.
The most based cavalryman of all time.
Andrew Jackson
>Fuck Banks
>Fuck Indians, too
>>61188611
>>61190774
>julius
>being this pleb
>>61191755 is based
>>61192821
you will dei anyways and marcelo will fuck this shit up
>>61192830
Fucking traitor. The french people will pay for killing the King and supporting a traitor(twice traitor)
>Destroy a glorious Kingdom
>Kill the rightfull King
>Start a conquest war for no real reason.
>Create a great empire
>Lose war
>Everything become the same as before war, but worse.
>The liberalism were spread around the world destroying everything in sight
>Kikes rule the world
>nobody was intelligent enough to pic this
Claimed
>>61188611
>>61193692
>Greatest military tactician in the entire history
>One of the greatest leader
Longue vie à l'empereur !
>>61190447
Only acceptable answer.
Charles "The Hammer" Martel.
He literally saved Europe.
>>61193981
>A traitor without no rights to rule.
>His existence only make the things worse.
Also...
>The greatest french tactician wasn't even a french.
You, as a typical french faggot and traitor as you people are, is worshipping one of the worst kind of men in history only because >Muh emperor
>reborn as Dr. King
>at the height of the civil rights movement i start to chimp out against whiteys
>stick a knife in LBJ throat
civil rights movement status: STUMPED for another 200 years
Gustav III of Sweden, he was based.
>>61194520
no wonder why swedes are such cucks
I'll try to fix the Early USA
The fun's over, kids.
Time to fuck shit up.
> 9xWYSTLU
He was an enlightened despot, and a fabulous one at that.
Mosques will fly.
>>61194520
>attacks Russia because he is such a shit leader he needs war to distract his people from how shitty he his rule is
>doesn't get anything from the war except some coins because Russia is busying killing kebab
>assassinated because of said dumb war
What a dumbass. Should of picked the Lion of North.
>>61188983
>muh savior
>>61189071
best choice
>>61194710
>being a slimy Federalist
>>61193849
His body is literally decomposing from Jewry overload.
Also Soroz looks a lot like him.
I wonder who could be behind this...
>>61193423
fug
A pharaoh
Do we have to be the race of those we re-incarnate as?
>kick the south's shit in
>become president
>drink whiskey
claiming Engelbert Dollfuß
>>61188611
I will defeat the Australians
I will build better fortifications for Cap Diamant and prevent the anglo from invading years before they think of it.
>>61195206
>Soroz looks a lot like him
Y-you mean they are c-clones?
It won't surprise me if that were the case.
Then I will not go swimming in full armor and drown and btfo those mudshits once and for all
I'll turn them all into Christians
>>61195548
>>61193692
Napoleon is LITERALLY the GOAT, I would definitely choose to be him.
>>61188611
That's a shit shop, OP.
Pic related, the original.
>>61188923
Have fun with NO EYES AND LIVING IN A BARREL
>>61189389
yo Hitler my man! Listen I could use some, we're a bit low on tanks (32) and fighters (114) so if you got any stukas or panzers laying around could really use them. And bullets! lots and lots of bullets! Also weapons would be nice. All this before november 1939 would be really nice.
and yeah few tips:
>mobilize early! this is total war, fuck consumer goods, use women in factories
>fuck superweapons, stop compensating
>build bigger navy, more submarines!
>Secure the northern route
>Tell mussolini not to attack Greece
>Dont be dick to Franco so he joins us
>secure normandy, listen to rommel!
>don't attack russia
>>61196317
>stukas
>fighters
>>61188611
I'd be this guy and instigate a purge for all lands I'd conquer. Also wouldn't trust anybitch to stay longer in my bed than my gay lover.
I know who i would want to be.....
>>61196317
You forgot one key thing
>tell japan not to attack usa
>>61196847
No instead of being occupied by Japan and Africa. Rommol would've had the goods to get an American Invasion.
Fernando III
>>61196317
The number 32 is a bit high. Only one was combat-ready
>no Frederick yet
I'm honestly surprised
>>61188800
first post best post
>>61188611
This time will be rather different, I say.
>>61188611
>get to hang with cool older brother in America
>get to wear cool hat like USA kids do
>get to carry cool USA backpack
>get to have cool police chase like USA movies
>get to hang out in a cool boat
Emperor Dom Pedro II
Deodoro da Fonseca.
>>61188611
King of Epirus and Albania
>>61190447
I was going for charlemagne but looks like someone was before me, good choise anon.
Guess i'd go for Octavian Augustus, and if i keep my memory i'll be living like a hermit and attempt to accelerate christianity, Europe would be divided into kingdoms with me as their emperor with a primogeniture succesion law, i would completely focus on infrastructure and economy while completely draining and pillaging the middle east.
Also fuck immigrants.
>>61198450
Good choice, but I'll take Kaiser Rotbart. I'll try not to swim across rivers in full armor.
>>61193232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPPrwzR0GLc
>>61189389
why wasn't this the first reply
>>61188611
Who here has known or dated girls that believe some people are reincarnated historical figures?
>The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
Marcus Aurelius. The best roman emperor by far.
>>61200577
Because he failed. God damn this world for not helping him sculpt our society as he saw best.
![Die+Psychologie+des+Kaiser+Wilhelm+II+-+Kaiser+2+-+Deutschland+-+Peter+Crawford[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/61zcXqT.jpg "Die+Psychologie+des+Kaiser+Wilhelm+II+-+Kaiser+2+-+Deutschland+-+Peter+Crawford[1].png")
I'd prevent the first world war and thus the decline of the west.
>just unfuck my shit fäm!
![leonid-brezhnev_1-t[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Ij4hwI.jpg "leonid-brezhnev_1-t[1].jpg")
>tfw it was all for nothing.
It is my destiny to take back whats mine after I discovered my past lives and have predicted my reincarnation.
>>61201020
You'd what mate ?
>this guy
Ser George Somers
>>61188611
I want to feel like a liberal
>>61188611
I'd go with whichever roman emperor had the best chance of erasing abrahamic monotheism from the world.
>>61201610
Princip didn't create the causes for the underlying mistrust between the central powers. Franz Ferdinands' murder could have been solved in a civilized way and not have ended in global warfare.
>>61202499
was yolk obviously.
Charles Martel, grandfather of Charlemagne
The most valiant champion of the Cross against the Crescent and savior of Europe. A man who could be Emperor and yet didn't even claim the title of King, referred by his contemporaries instead as The Hammer (Martel). Turned back the tides against the Muslim hordes invading Europe, holding them back at the Pyrenees. The first of the brave men who saved this continent from muslim subjugation.
>>61188611
Pope Urban ii
Sad panda
>>61189137
>Akari
>main character
>not a qt
Well...it is dead, now.
>viscount of maua
>>61188611
Aldaris.
Hitler of the Protoss.
>my ancestor
Remove Paella
Marcus Crassus
spank yanks
>>61189803
This. Don't know who the fuck that is.
Mark Antony
>brb going to kill magellan
![Franz-Josef-Strauss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4QjcykA.jpg "Franz-Josef-Strauss[1].jpg")
>Disdain for socialists
>don't kill lincoln
>deport niggers
>everyone wins
