Why are slavs always squatting i thought this was a meme but they really are always squatting, why do they do this what the fuck
>>61188323
These guys are very dangerous !!! It is better to move to the black quarter than the two to meet these guys !!!
>>61188715
Thanks for the heads up.
They're always wearing track suits too
>>61188323
This is a common behaviour in people who has been in prison. Find out by yourself why this is, cause I don't know.
>>61188323
Serb here
Its just comfortable. Better to wait/chill squatting than standing.
>>61188323
stereotype
>>61188323
If Slavs were brown and you visited their countries, you'd be forgiven for thinking you're in India
>>61188323
>>61188816
>>61188845
Stereotypes. Fucking stereotypes. Modern Russians (I'm not talking about other Slavs) are picrelated. They don't wear track suits and they don't squat because it's uncomfortable in such clothes.
I know that Russia is a shithole but there were many changes since 90s especially in youngsters' style.
>>61189079
we dont shit on our streets
>>61189207
>we dont shit on our streets
That's because you don't have streets to begin with.
>>61189201
Are you telling me that gopniks do not exist at all?
>>61189278
>t. angered turkish streetshitter
>>61188323
It's a natural pose, almost one of the fist every children learn. Then world separates on those who doing it from time to time and those who let their Achilles tendons to atrophy.
>>61189201
They all look like they got their fashion advice from /fa/.
>>61189278
we dont shit either
>>61189201
Oh shit, I think I know where that is.
This is terrifying.
>>61189201
Faggots in skinny jeans and chineese coats are not modern russians
>>61189370
But everybody poops!
conditioned response. you see, slavs go out by buying large quantities of drinks cheap at stores then gathering at parks or public places where you have to sit on a tiny wall or a bench or things like that. the males therefore often practice hardening their ass with situps.
>tfw not even joking
>>61189207
But you'd still see brown people squatting everywhere lol
>>61189201
Whatever you say, Ivan.
>>61189047
>Its just comfortable. Better to wait/chill squatting than standing.
there has to be some kind of genetical diffrence between slavs and central europeans
how in hell would squatting ever be more comfortable than standing?
i mean, i belive you, since it is the obvious explanation, but for myself and everyone else over here, squatting just hurts in knee and back, while i could propably stand for hours without getting uncomfortable.
>>61188323
Squatting is awsome and brutal.
>>61188323
Because they are Asian monkeys.
>>61189524
it depends how you do it. Dont stand on the tip of your toes. Put your whole feet flat on the ground.
It's like duckface for women.
moscow subway offers free rides in exchange for squats
>>61188715
Do you mean every slav ever?
>>61188323
Squatting is love, squatting is life
>>61189342
I live in a bad part of Saint-Petersburg. Literally local ghetto. Used to leave my mother's home and my salary is only enough to pay for a 1 bedroom apartment in a butthole of this city. And there are literally NO GOPNIKS. I mean seriously. There are many Tajiks and Uzbeks who work in Russia but NO GOPNIKS. They are history now.
>>61189357
Exactly this. This is so-called 'Russian Casual' but I guess that Russia is not the original place for this look.
>>61189524
Its cuz you are weak and untrainned. And they wear trak suits for a reason
>>61189420
>>61189278
Actually, its mostly just stereotypes.
This is how an average Slav looks like:
>well-mannered
>nicely clothed
>proud of his country
>>61189754
Adidas make suits?
>>61189754
>This is how an average Slav looks like:
Like a war criminal that achieved nothing and saw his country get cucked by the West?
>>61188323
Because it is their favourite way to smoke and drink and talk and socialise...
>>61189524
squatting isn't so bad
reminds me of baseball
>>61189883
Underrated
>>61189754
>Serbs
>Slavs
nice try, Serbs are kebab, everyone knows that
>>61189524
Genetics has little to do with it. Learn from children. Though it can be dangerous for you, if your tendons already fucked up because you didn't use them for decades.
>>61188323
It's a street fighter thing. If you were a fighter, you'd know.
>>61188323
I always assumed it had something to do with the collapse of the USSR. When I was a kid news reports from Russia showed a lot of standing in line and also a fair amount of sitting on benches. But in the rough years under Yeltsin sitting opportunities declined as public services fell off and benches were either poorly maintained or possibly slept on by the truly destitute. With seating in short supply, squatting seems a natural coping mechanism
>>61189883
>>61188323
Because chairs are of Talmud.
>>61189524
squatting isn't so bad
reminds me of german poop porn
>tfw everyone is yelling about SQUAAAT SQUAAAATING SQUAAAAT
Kill me please. I'm so tired of this shit.
>>61189887
>>61189754
S E R B S
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B T F O
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>>61189201
And now you're turning into Stockholm! There will be gay parades and refugees welcome parties in a couple of years when these hipsters multiply. Congratulations.
RUSSIA YES!
>>61188323
Because they can, unlike some of you who can't.
i never ever saw someone squatting anywhere for no reason.
But we do wear track suits.Take it from a guy who started wearing track suits just last year.Its comfy as fuck, my balls are free and its generally superiour feeling
>>61189924
nice bait
>>61189952
>Tired of squating
>Russia
>ever
Are you a foreigner?
>>61189947
No fucking way
>>61189723
>'Russian Casual
Its not russian and its not casual. You literally look like shit.
>>61189952
dude, they're almost as upset with us as they are niggers. they're never upset with asians. they only get upset when they're physically threatened. good sign. (i think western ladies dig us).
>>61189887
last I checked, serbia weren't the ones literally getting raped in the streets by 3rd world migrants
It's a Mongolian thing
>>61189996
Professional squatter here lads
>>61190063
>>61189952
>SQUAAAT SQUAAAATING SQUAAAAT
Squat blyad!
>>61189887
>Serbia
>cucked
ok Mohammed
>>61189703
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah you can't make this shit up
>bunch of Eastern Euro lads (possibly Poles move in up the street from me
>any time of the day or night when I walk past they're squatting outside the door, smoking and glaring at passers-by
I thought it was just a meme too
>>61189887
t. Ahmed Sulejmanović
>>61189973
Nope. They wear it with and idea of nationalism. There are couple of brands which are known as a wear of nationalists. Fred Perry for example. If you Swedens wear parkas because of MUH GAYS HIPSTERS then you must know that situation is opposite in Russia.
>>61189750
I SWEAR THE GUY ON THE MIDDLE SANG FUCKING NOVYI GOD
>>61189883
You have no idea
You know, I wanted to deny the fact all Slavs squat, but then I remembered I actually squat as well sometimes, particularly when I'm in a park with some friends and there are no benches. It's just more comfortable than standing for a long time. I just don't do it that often, so I forgot.
Can't escape the Slavness apparently.
>>61190261
In Sweden football hooligans wear Fred Perry.
>>61190092
>tracksuit
track: as in a track and field, area of exercise for cardio vascular activities
Suit: a specialised garment for wear in situations that require unique abillities.
Track suit = Best use for exercise and in case you feel threatened and need manueverabillity
Solution: flexible jeans that have the charachteristics of actual casual wear yet non of the attributes suspect of a track suit.
>>61190054
See this:
>>61189201
What does the /pol prefer Adidas or Nike ?
>>61190139
>serbia weren't the ones literally getting raped in the streets by 3rd world migrants
They are third worlders themselves, so even if they were getting rapes, nothing of value would be lost.
And thanks for being up to speed on international rape statistics.
It's conformable.
If you just want to have a break or do something on the ground.
Don't know why it's such a big thing.
>>61190360
Yep. The same here. But not only football hooligans. Literally every normie do this.
>>61190282
WTF? Tell me he works in Adidas store or something please
>>61190375
I am kidding russia take a joke~
Squating isnt even an offensive thing to do~
>>61190444
nice trips
>>61190408
adidas, what kind of assshole would say nike?
>>61190408
adidas, love the 3 lines. All good things are made out of 3
>>61190438
they may be typical Eastern European poor shits but at least they have their national flag hanging at their windows
>>61190211
If there were a contest to see who could lose the highest percentage of their territory, Germany, Hungary, Austria, and Yugoslavia/Serbia would be the main competitors. We might respect Serbia's tradition of removing kebab, but NATO did cuck them hard and respond by removing clay.
>>61190515
Only when Indians do it
I was also curious. Apparently they do it to rest and enjoy a drink/cigarette.
>>61190355
I bet you doing it more often, just don't pay attention to it. Like picking some things from the floor, or sorting something on lower shelf, etc.
>>61190408
Adidas is the white man's choice, Nike is confirmed niggerwear
>>61190578
>they may be typical Eastern European poor shits but at least they have their national flag hanging at their windows
I guess you have to pass the time somehow when you're busy being unemployed all day.
>>61190049
Fuck off, you Germans are all Celts anyway, subhuman scum
>>61190666
Serbs BTFO yet again by Celt scum
>>61190736
>slav's creed.jpg
>>61190624
... Fuck, you're probably right. All my life has been a lie. Now I only need to buy a tracksuit.
>>61189703
>slav simulator 2016
>>61189703
His squat form is terrible
0/10 would not drink vodka in parking lot with
>>61190551
>>61190568
>>61190629
Im just joking i can't afford either.
>>61190760
>Celt scum
*fapfapfap*
>>61190584
They fought.
A small Balkan nation standing up and saying FUCK OFF to the entire NATO alliance (something the USSR never did) is the opposite of being cucked. Being cucked would have been giving into NATO demands without a fight , and Kosovo was going to be lost either way.
>>61190666
oh germany. the time when you got to say shit like that is so very long past. why are you at a computer? don't you know your sister is getting DP'd by syrians?
>>61190584
What did NATO achieve? Kosovo stayed Serbian clay after the war, thats what the Kumanovo Treaty says, Resolution 1244. NATO mostly bombed civilians targets to force the Yugoslav Army to pull out from Kosovo, the Yugoslav Army didnt even lose one single battle against the Albanians.
>>61190810
>punk
top lel, I'd wear the shit out of it
>>61190263
>>61190666
Typical German thinking work exists only in Central Europe
kek
>>61190805
He has to do it 30 times in a row though.
>>61188323
I don't know. I never do that. nor see anyone around me doing it.
>>61189924
you drunk mate? (i know i amm) but in all honesty serbs are slavic
>>61190408
How do Australians say Adidas and Nike.
>>61190878
>What did NATO achieve?
Made Serbs look like whining pussies with a fucked economy?
>>61190666
Posts like this make me kinda glad you are gonna be kebabistan soon.Remember to prepare your sister for Taharrush
>>61190040
It's so fucking comfy.
>>61191067
The Balkan ethnicities have intermingled beyond saving with the Ottoman kebabs
>>61190870
>don't you know your sister is getting DP'd by syrians?
Hello! We're from a good, really well-off family, hanging around train stations is a very unappealing thought to every member of my family, including my sister. We don't entertain the thought precisely because we know train stations are nothing but magnets for shady immigrant scum from countries like Bulgaria, Romania, Albania and all of the Balkans.
Enjoy living your life in abject poverty without a future in your lifeless shithole of a country :^)
Squatting is a pagan rite in the name Kupowsorch, preformed to relax sphincter.
Every once in awhile people shit themselves while squatting.
True story.
>>61191093
>Made Serbs look like whining pussies
lol k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vus3vRmACNQ
>tfw kovar gets into a pipe fight with boris over the bottle of pickles
>>61190910
They are fucking cool is some weird trashy way.
>>61188323
Its comfortable if you are used to it, and its a cultural thing.
The sky is "falling down"
>>61191210
Where the fuck all these stereotypes come from? Show me this bastard so I can pipe fight him.
>>61191198
Doesn't matter what they say, Serbia is fucking impotent and they know it, if they ever put a foot wrong they will get BTFO'd hard by based NATO
>>61191085
ǝʞıu puɐ sɐpıpɐ
>>61191175
>germans are raped in their own country
>can't even use the public transit your own taxes pay for
>but that's OK because I'm personally rich so I don't take the train
200% cuck
>>61188323
im slavic, i squated even as kid sometimes, beforei knew it was a meme, its comfy to me
Why do Russians almost never, ever post here unless someone makes a thread about them? I hardly ever see Russian flags unless Russia or Putin is mentioned. Do they just have some kind of alert set up to let them know whenever someone is talking about their second world country on a Yugoslavian cattle herding website?
>>61191329
Chill down your autism, Paki
Who /squat/ here?
>>61191161
I see your argument but i politely disagree ive seen both Balkan Slavs and Turks before and they look and act different from one another.
>>61191175
While my life is indeed an unending string of torture, between the natural beauty and the girls and so on, I still worry more about you. Just be brave...tell me where the bad muslim touched you.
>>61190599
Absolutely MAXIMUM OVERRIDE
KEK!
>>61191409
Show me a photo of your anus to prove you weren't raped today, Celt scum
>>61191342
Social envy is undignified.
>>61191174
>>61188323
same as japan, Asian etiquette.
>>61191174
this pic is so russian it hurts
>>61188323
it is a meme. if anyone is squatting in a tracksuit he's likely meme-ing for a photo
its a 90s thing and it was never as widespread as you think
pic realted, another exaggerated meme crap
>>61191400
Because it's 0:27 here now.
We post during the day.
>>61191400
Maybe you should pay more attention in other threads?
>>61191400
Another time belt.
>>61191489
hajji ajji bajji
kek, anglo cuck
post rare squats, pls.
my collection needs expanding
>>61191328
Absolute jej
>>61189754
>>61189883
>>61189915
Then when you think it's a joke
>>61189947
>>61190282
This thread killed me
>>61191426
I don't actually "sit" on chairs. Go on, have a laugh. I squat on top. Even while eating.
>>61191594
Communism/100
>>61188323
Good for bowel health
The thing is; Russians don't have warm ports and thye are desperate to sit at the table, but Russians don't understand tables as they don't have access to warm ports, so they squat, that is who they are.
>>61191534
Why the fuck all the slavs on the internet are always wearing tracksuits or squatting, most don't even look like they are memeing
>>61188323
In Russia we have less guns so we need to go melee if we want to beat up americans
And to do that we need to run fast
And for running fast you must have good legs muscles
And you can get them from squats
Ff
>>61190355
God dammit, I'm dying laughing from this thread but I also realize I do that shit sometimes as well.
>>61191400
We have regular rus threads on int.
>>61191328
fuckin kek
I love these threads.
Bring more squat pics.
>>61191711
What the fuck is a "warm port"?
What the fuck is with that semicolon usage?
>thye
I guess you're just drunk. Shouldn't have expected anything else from an Irish poster.
>>61191652
Proud of ya, son.
>>61191783
>tfw i will never be in eastern europe in some shady town squatting with the bros
why even live
>>61191330
Kek
>>61190040
Squatting is pretty convenient when your legs are tired and you don't have anywhere to sit. I do it subconsciously sometimes.
>>61191835
not squat but relevant
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w
>>61191473
>tell me where the bad muslim touched you.
Why don't YOU tell me where the bad Muslim touched you? :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Croatia
>>61191534
Don't be ashamed Vladimir
>>61191798
What's the point of that board? A lot of memes come out of there but it mostly looks like "Sweden general" or "Denmark general" and they just talk in their own language. It's like some containment board for faggots from countries who don't have their own *chan so the come shit up 4chan in their native tongue. I don't get it.
This is why Americans can't squat, you need to be of normal weight and fit.
only god teir men squat
Pooping feels good and they're really gay
>>61191873
>thye
typed it fast or sumfin
they
> tables and warm ports
See pic related
You're all looking at this the wrong way. They don't squat because it's more comfortable or whatever, but because it's cold. If you sat down on the floor, you'd get a cold bum.
>>61191873
>What the fuck is a "warm port"?
A seaport that doesn't freeze over in winter; ie Sevastopol in Crimea. Read a book/the news instead of your Marvel comics, Amerifat
BEYOND THIS GATE LIES HAPPINESS AND UNIMAGINABLE RICHES
HOWEVER, THE GATE IS BEING GUARDED BY SLAV GARGOYLES
THE GARGOYLES WILL LET YOU THROUGH
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST 'CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE' IN THIS THREAD
>>61190882
Slavscream
The Rusty Ruskie
Squatamus Prime
>>61192029
squatting on Muslim cock doesn't count, Percy
>>61192000
>this is Germany today
compare it with Croatia and Serbia now
>>61192029
how is it even possible to get so fat? holy shit
>>61188323
It provides maximum amount of comfort and stability while drinking and smoking
>>61191161
>>61189924
We were autonomous under Turkish rule, and didnt breed with them (apart from Janissaries)
Also, REEEEEEE
One of the reason is (during summer) its common in slavic countries to buy cheap drinks and then go to parks or just somewhere with little greenery and just drink and chill out, usually sit on the ground (this itself comes from soviet times when in kolchoz people would work in fields and then take a break sit down on the ground and have little lunch just there by the fields. Also because even major cities are not as much populated as western counterparts. And there are alot of places to chill like thatand not be constantly disturbed by passers by.
>this threda
Man, you guys are obsessed.
>>61192212
How about in a seated position? A recliner? Bed? Sofa? Bench?
>>61188323
outdated about 10 years meme
ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Squatting
>>61192100
That doesn't explain anything.
>>61192120
I read 90 books last year, including The Brothers Karamazov, and none of them mentioned "warm ports." You kids are just making up terms again.
>>61192212
lijep pepe
>>61189201
Quick! Use fire and clean this infestation!
>>61192000
hah wow. you're actually using the fact that the balkans and eastern european countries stopped the ottoman invasion as a bad thing? wait what am i saying, of course you do, you're syrian...nevermind, carry on. allhau akbar(is that right? sorry if i misspelled)
>>61192392
Cripes what an asshole
Thread theme.
Fuck you Niemci and Brits too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A&feature=share
>>61191731
>all the slavs on the internet
you mean all the pics that get posted on 4chan ?
like this >>61191773 ? yeah this guy is 100% not a troll
pic related, average american. tho even that shit is closer to reality than these memes
>>61191400
And what russians are supposed to post about? about some local american politichians? For me there is no difference between trump-stump and clinton's wife. What else? Geyropians are raped by muslims. Its like africans are raped by australians. I just cant care less. Femi-nazi threads? Kinda funny, but I prefer my bithes slapped. Nigga-threads? I saw some niggers in the movies. Still not shure they are actually exist. trans-faggot threads? Its like ebola: a desiase which is disgusting, but I will newer face it because i'm in Russia.
Pretty much every pol usual thread is not that interesting to even read. So Slav threads is what's left
>>61189991
Where can I get one of those suits?
>>61191993
>"i've seen some shit"
>>61192175
>compare it with Croatia and Serbia now
Done.
It's still a third world shithole. What a surprise :^)
>>61191426
I thought those girls will vomit on each other and then eat it.
Too much internets.
>>61191989
>this slav nigger refuses to stand in my store
damn it's like an actual chimp.
>>61192185
burger?
>>61192162
Thats a shame i love cock, Wyatt
>>61192227
Whatever you say, mohammed.
>>61190882
squatformers, gopniks in the disguise!
>>61192412
>sorry if i misspelled
It's okay, education in your country is dysfunctional, it's not your fault.
>>61191329
And then Russia steps in, then other NATO countries, and then WW3 (similar start as WW1)
>>61192486
>And what russians are supposed to post about?
The same exact that that everyone else posts about. Maybe you haven't noticed, but this board isn't 100% about American politics. Obviously US politics are the mainstream topic right now though because the presidential race is going on and considering that the US is one of the most important countries in the world, it's a pretty big deal to a lot of people.
I don't post exclusively in US-centric threads because I still have opinions about other shit and surely you have more opinions as well.
>>61188323
>why do they do this
Because chairs cost money, money that could otherwise be spent on more tracksuits.
>>61192591
That looks like a decent city to me. Why are you so autist?
>>61192591
are those bullet holes?
>>61191997
Holy fuckin' kek
>>61192722
>The same exact that that everyone else posts about
No. Just no.
>>61192733
True slav has only two trucksuits, one for everyday casual and one for church and formal occasions.
>>61191989
Why not roll around on the floor?
>>61192787
>That looks like a decent city to me
Know how I know you're from East Germany? :^)
>>61192828
YOU WANT WAR BURGERS ?!
I CAN MEME TOO
YOU'RE DONE FOR FOOLS
>>61192786
who is this semen demon?
>>61192945
well played
>>61192943
ABERAGE AMERICAN
YOU CAN"T DENY THIS
ITS HABEDINGG
>>61192340
It's not a competition mate. Blue-water port, warm-water port, whatever you want to call it. A port that doesn't freeze in midwinter, so can be used all year round.
It's the reason Russia is in Ukraine and Syria.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/10/navy-base-syria-crimea-putin/408694/
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/warm-water-port.htm
>>61192938
Nürnberg actually, know how I know you have never seen a third world country?
>>61192679
nah it's just the last syrian i saw was...wait i've never seen one. huh. ut it's good that you have the tools to communicate with them and all.
>>61192917
Why do some wear shitty shoes with them though?
>wear track suit
>can't run
>>61193010
IT"S ON NOW
THERE'S NO STOPPING THE TWOOF ABOUT AVERAGE AMERICANS
>>61193062
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW ?!
>>61188323
Modern slavs dress like this and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU
>>61193096
