Post your isidewith quiz results.
Mine is strange. Apparently I like memes.
>Bernie
kill yourself
>>61172926
you're really on a roll today, turkroach.
>>61172926
Followed by Trump. It seems I value creating butthurt among segments of the population over actual worthiness of a candidate.
>>61172867
I'll trade countries if you want. It's a liberal cuckopia here.
It can't be.
Its impossible
>>61175365
>>61174152
disgusting
>>61172867
how can they be so close?
Proof that Rand is the true anti-DemocRat choice.
This has to be wrong.
Both oppose the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal.
Both support maintaining or expanding current levels of Social Security benefits.
Both support some upper-income tax hikes.
Both lament the pernicious role of money in politics (this is why, as Stan herself notes, Trump likes to falsely claim he’s funding his own campaign).
Both opposed the Iraq war (Stan herself notes that Trump “would have left Saddam Hussein in power”) and believe the money spent on it could have been put to better use domestically.
Both have been known to worry that increased immigration could depress working-class wages.
Both have supported single-payer health care.
Both have flip-flopped on gun control.
http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/01/what-bernie-sanders-and-donald-trump-have-in-common/422907/
Trump same as hillary confirmed
>>61172867
OP is a faggot
>>61172867
That was fun.
>>61175518
>Bernie
>Rand Paul
What
I do like sleeping :^)
>>61172867
>>61174152
>siding with Bernie on economic issues
Centerist with a slight lean libertarian
>>61172867
Faggot
>>61174152
You have to go back pedro.
Hillary is my Mutti.
>>61172926
>jeb
>telling anyone to kill themselves
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>>61176400
actual retards in this thread right now
>>61172867
Took it the other day. Got 90% Trump 81%Rand Paul.
Thats what they call "master race" kids.
>>61177064
>I want things for free and if that means my country gets over run by sub humans so be it
trumpster
>>61177418
also conservative
>>61174152
Mine would probably look like this. Cant be bothered to do the test otherwise.
>>61172867
Lame quiz, but it's time to MAGA
>>61172867
I don't understand this.
90% Rand
89% Cruz
84% Carson
78% Trump
>>61177900
You got multiple personality disorder
>>61175637
He never said he wanted to bomb Isis retard, the media L I T e r a L L Y made that up
>>61178170
Looks like it desu ne. I thought being hard on not raising the minimal wage would be enough to nip the Bernie economic policy in the bud. Looks like I was wrong.
>>61178236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8
you are actually retarded
>>61177401
>cuckservatives so retarded they have to make shit up to seem reasonable
Daily reminder to throw all leftists out of office and put them on trial for treason.
ayy
Looks like I hold 96% meme views
>>61178446
/thread
>>61172867
3 way tie, not sure why it says Canacruz over Trump though
>>61179207
europeans have been so brainwashed. What a sad sight
>>61179493
We like big gvt and socialism. Most of our countries are ethnically pure so it's okay. I wouldn't want to pay high taxes if 15% of the population was black either.
Das it mane
>>61179848
>Most of our countries are ethnically pure
30 women in Germany would like to have a word with you
nuffing to say
Close enough
>>61172867
I agree with Bernie about 80%
For political parties i sided with the Green Party 71% and Libertarian Party 70%
I am not happy with these reults at all
>>61179493
not all of us are like this. There is hope.
>>61180083
>Germany
>Europe
They're more T*rkish than us. And that's coming from someone who's been under T*rkish administration for 500 years.
lel i dont even know hellary cuntton
Apparently i have changed since i last took the test and i now side with the manlet and i side 84% with the libertarian party.
I can already feel the developing hatred of roads
>>61172926
>Jeb Bush
>better than Bernie
Memes > Guac Bowls
>top four are all meme candidates
I don't know who I am anymore.
How the fuck are Barnie and Trump tied?
>>61172926
You support guac man and you want to bitch about Sanders? Kill yourself
All shall kneel before president Trump.
>>61180270
British politicians look like potatoes
Can't stump the trump
>>61174152
Sorry but you gates go.
>>61172867
No you're just a low IQ populist
>muh give me free shit
>muh fuck foreigners
How does it feel being a low intelligence poorfag?
Time to order my own guaca-bowle
What a surprise.
Republican - 91
Consitution - 90
Libertarian - 74
Democrats - 44
moderate authoritarian. voting for Trump because he's a better leader than benedryl and canada
Do I win?
>>61182170
Because the answers in the questions can be taken completely different ways despite the 'increased accuracy' with the addition of the words.
Hoping for Trump. Pissed I didn't get Rand, but I am from Texas, so I guess it's no big deal I got Cruz'd.
>>61185516
>further to this
This web-site is hilariously poorly translated in some parts.
I am satisfied with the results though.
Rand Paul is my preferred but Trump is my #2. Ted Cruz annoys the fuck out of me.
>>61186076
If you pick Spanish and you get trump it should say something along the lines of "You have betrayed your people for siding with him."
>>61172926
You first.
I...I support Jeb though
I bought a Jeb shirt and sign and everything
this... is too much for me
>>61186199
I support his views. I live between Mexico and the US so I am redpilled when it comes to immigration.
I love my country but I am aware we have shit people. I don't judge him or anyone from the US (Or any country for that matter) for wanting more strict immigration laws.
Been trying to convince other people around me that he isn't as bad as the media makes him out to be but it ain't easy yo.
>>61172867
Would still vote for Trump though.
>>61174152
Damn, that's surprisingly similar to mine, but Bernie was around 93% and Hillary about 79
>>61186691
iktfb. My family hates Syrians and what's going on in Europe too, but they're too offended by the mudslime ban to think highly of him. They're not religious in the least, but they're still brainwashed to identify with apes more than the people actually speaking sense.
>>61180047
ah, quite important addition.
I will still be voting republican
>>61172867
it says I'm a randlet, but I'm voting Trump
>>61175518
BERNIE+PAUL 2016
>>61187418
Why? Didn't you answer the questions honestly?
>>61172867
If you side with bernstein sandbears more than 70% you need to kill yourself
This thread is fueling my suspicions that if Trump becomes president a lot of people that voted for him are going to come to hate him big time. They don't know what they're signing up for.
>>61187753
No I just vote vote republican for the hell of it
>>61172867
Labeled me as a centrist.
Everytime there's an economic crisis the public resorts to the far right as a knee jerk reaction
>>61177900
National Socialism is still Socialism.
>>61187047
I am trying to express my discontent with Muslim immigrants (And immigration in general) with moderate success. But some of the people I talk with (Mainly my family) get slightly upset and consider my ideas to be "cruel", when none are extremistic. When the people you invite into your country start causing violence and rapes you're on your right to complain and kick them out.
Mexico does not have the (dis)pleasure to have people from around the world migrating and moving to live here (Outside of the big cities) so my people are ignotant when it comes to how harmful it can get. Then again why would anybody move over here if not to escape? That cliche exists for a reason.
Trump is no perfect (No candidate ever is) but he is a lesser evil and him speaking out the truth and breaking the mold is admirable.
marky roobs + carly vp is goat
Did this yesterday but didn't screen cap.
It was:
Ted Cruz 83%
Donald Trump 80%
Marco Rubio 75%
Other than that it was all Republican until about 25%.
fucking nigger stole my vote off god-emperor
>>61188467
almost dead center
>>61188843
sorta disappointed in my privacy vs security score but w/e
>>61188982
and for good measure
>>61172867
No pic but I got 91% Trump needless to say but I was rather impressed.
>>61186136
Reminder:Paul can still be the nominee if he has enough delegates, which each of you shit sacks can enroll to be one.
>>61188244
far right typically prefers safety over friendliness, dog-eat-dog policy over sharing
People revert to their instincts when things get dicey
Far right is 10000x better than far left, in any case
This is me
Stay home on Election Day, OP.
>>61190868
>oh good look at me everyone jerk me off i'm a conservative just like you guys oh god please stroke me off we're all so different and intelligent please jack my dick off
>>61191020
Did you take your meds today?
>>61190719
Says I agree with Rand Paul on healthcare.
There was only the choices
Yes, I support Obamacare but think single payer would be better
But I added my own response
No, I do not support Obamacare, I think we need single payer healthcare.
That is probably why
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>>61192134
You have to go back...
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>>61183341
Let's get started on the wall FOR THE EMPEROR!! d
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>>61192462
Have you ever seen that Squidbillies episode where Early got the Mexicans to build the wall? That's how I imagine it's gonna go down.
>>61192570
I have now, thanks based /pol/ack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdFydPakxaI
EXCUSE ME? S-SHES A KILLER
MUH WALL
>>61192462
Friendly reminder that it all takes to get a vote nowadays is say the same thing everyone else is saying but louder, more often and in a more unorthodox manner. Never mind the most critical aspect of all, electing someone that can actually get congress to do what he wants instead of just shouting "DURR HURR BUILD A WALL" over and over again.
>>61193631
Did someone excuse you from building the wall?
Just a quick history lesson here.
Do you remember when Claudius Cesar killed the Roman senate?
Do you remember when the senate killed Julius Cesar?
The moral of the story is no one gives a fuck about congress.
Once he dissolves the imperial senate there will be no one to stop us this time!
>>61172867
Rate me.
Voting Trump btw
>>61195233
retake the test until your mind is more in alignment with the God Emperor's...
It is your only path to salvation.
