Where were you when SJWs started appropiating terms from terminally ill people to justify their lazyness?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
Apparently if you are an aspie special snowflake you have a limited number of energy "spoons" to do things before you get tired.
>>61158497
>>61158551
It's like an RPG
>>61158584
>>61158608
"Spoon magix"
>>61158655
Facebook closed due to lack of spoons
>>61158497
>spoonies
>terminally ill
Their "illnesses" are all bullshit.
>>61158497
sounds like a fun hobby
>>61158864
Collecting real spoons? Sure.
Limiting yourself with a bullshit enabler's excuse? I don't think so.
>>61158497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M
>>61159166
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA
So we should goto liberal places and throw spoons at them so they can have more energy?
Imagine how awkward all this stuff about spoons sounds to someone who doesn't consume their bullshit.
>>61159447
Hah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6AgZfEBWjc
>>61158497
>mfw this autistic bullshit
I fucking hate millennials.
>>61158497
>Einstein
>theory of relativity
>Millennials
>theory of mentally subnormal spoon autism
Einstein's got nothing.
>>61159166
neverthought id see another anon post rathergood.com content in 2016
>>61158497
>working
If they had jobs, they wouldn't be making shirts like this.
i must have like 0 spoons i can barely bring myself to brush my teeth 1nce a day
>>61158497
This was a metaphor a woman with Lupus used too.
Appropriation of people with a disability desu.
>>61158497
>Getting ready in the morning costs more spoons than a working day
wtf do these people do I want that job
>>61160351
Lol. It's the only thing I could think of to do with spoons
>>61158497
Every time I learn something new about these caustic fucking twits my hatred rises.
Please make it stop.
>>61158551
>these are the people who oppose us
how have we not won already again?
>>61160650
Would need infinite spoons with that.
>>61158497
My ex explained this to me for like 30 minutes as I wondered why I'm not seeing other people.
>More excuses for being a lazy fuck
>>61158497
>The spoon theory is an analogy originally used by some people with a disability (tumblr users) and people with chronic illness (feminists) to describe their everyday living experience when their disability or illness (physical or mental) presents in a reduced amount of energy available for productive tasks.
tumblr users
feminists
i laughed
Low energy, the meme
>>61158497
It's true, you work on limited motivation. If you work a hard job, you know at some point you stop trying and just pretend to work.
What this theory forget, is that you can create spoons by doing things you like. Real autists can't do that but normies, like you, me or aspergers can.
>"son, will you take the bins out?"
>MY
>FUCKING
>SPOONS
>>61160802
I'd argue my job would be like that. Security at a power plant in the middle of nowhere is a pretty lax job.
>>61158497
>in order to shower i need to eat 2 spoons of ben and jerry's socially responsible, eco friendly and full fat frozen jew
>>61161315
i cant create any new spoons if i go out with my friends and have fun im out of spoons for like a whole week
Why spoons of all things?
>>61161424
This terminology is designed for retards.
>>61161315
>>61161408
Fuck that.
99% of people in the 10,000 years of human civilization didn't get to do what they liked, but what was needed for survival.
You are not different or special.
This is why the welfare state needs to die.
>>61161256
Thanks friendo, article editing for clarity.
>look it up
>only one actual source, a book, the rest are just articles about the book
>some bitch who wrote a book
>no scientific studies
>no psychological evaluations
>nothing
Is "lazy fuck" suddenly inadequate as a term now or something?
>>61161408
I said: things you enjoy.
I don't like social interaction either, but there is others things. A walk in the wood, a sport, a particular activities.
Just seeing the things you have done in the past give you the motivation to do more. I just finished to redo my kitchen today, you can't know how many spoons that give me on the future. And I probably would not have the motivation to do the kitchen if I hadn't made changes in the bathroom.
There is not an arbitrary number of spoon for each people, what you do and what you did gave you the spoons.
>>61160322
>>theory of mentally subnormal spoon autism
Top kek, m8.
But yeah, this generation is fucked.
>>61158497
If they are going to quantify things based on a currency, they should go consider ADP/ATP (Adenosine Di/Triphosphate) as the standard which is literally the body's chemicals releasing energy upon conversion. But those Tumblrtards wouldn't know that because they study worthless shit like Gender Studies and the like.
>>61161527
And sjw's have willingly adopted it.
Pure poetry.
>>61162222
Don't encourage retards to start infecting real science.
When I hear ATP/ADP, I think science, and might end up wasting my time reading it.
When I hear "uefguugg muh spewns!", I can instantly discard it.
>>61158655
Is MEEEEP the SJW version of REEEEE?
>>61162486
>When I hear ATP/ADP, I think science
When I hear those I think of some sort of military vehicle
>>61158497
>Be white male
>fit
>cushy job
>sit on my ass all day shitposting
>mfw I have infinite spoons
>feels good
>sjw movement is just a ploy to steal my spoons.
>>61162222
quads speak the truth.
>>61162632
>>61162636
You're thinking of an ACP m8.
>>61162758
you're thinking of APC m80
>>61159793
what do you mean imagine?
>>61162801
you're thinking APC m80
I don't understand this theory. Doing things requires energy and some people have more energy than others whilst energy for certain tasks varies from person to person. I get that.
But what the fuck is with the spoons? Why the need to infantilise such a simple concept?
>>61163286
It's the need to feel special and catered to. If they had energy like normal people, then it means they are indeed normal, and their lazyness becomes unexcusable.
However, if aspies have "8 limited spoons per day" then they can sit on their asses all day, ask to be catered to and complain that "they are misunderstood".
>>61158497
So what ? They take the GBP to the normie level ?
>>61158497
How many spoons does remembering the falklands cost?
>spoons
no wonder the jews got away with 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNQwPWVS9nQ
Please tell me this was satire that SJWs actually took seriously and began using
why do tumblrinas behave like children and expect to be taken seriously?
>get a call from work
>'nah sorry m8 I'm all outta spoons'
>fired instantly
>'bah gawd the patriarchy strikes again, will it ever end?'
>>61161540
"No insult intended."
"None comprehended"
Greatest fucking show ever
So is a silver spoon more energy than say a cheapo tin spoon?
>>61158497
Wonder how many spoons it takes to make shitty spoon theory
>>61164079
Top kek
He needs more spoons.
>>61161349
Son, I will take a spoon to your ass if you don't get on with it.
>>61164079
>be British
>lose your Empire
>lose your home islands to muslims
>shitpost about a 33 year old war on /pol/ to feel some sense of national pride
Kek
How many spoons does it take to wake up to the sound of this?
https://youtu.be/s64kiLkOw1A
Someone explain a quebecer what the fuck this anglo shit is about. Now.
>>61165285
Donald Trump has a 156 IQ
>>61165323
I believe everyone has that potential once they stop being liberal faggots. So what's that spoon thing about?
waking up and showing cost spoons? wtf is this shit?
>>61165114
How many spoons does it take to stand the nigger face staring back at you in a mirror?
>>61158497
Is this a meme? What the fuck?
>wake up
>spoons fall out of my pockets
>day is fucked
Did fucking SJW's get jealous of String Theory so they made some shit up with fucking spoons?
>String Theory too privileged, it's all over everywhere
>Spoon Theory is finite, therefore needs to be treated with respect or else the fabric of the universe is undone
JUST
>new
This is ancient but still hilarious
>>61158497
SJW is a mental disorder. This is beyond retarded.
>>61166197
I blame single mother education.
>>61162632
CISHETS GET OUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>61158497
i have asperger's
what is this weird spoon shit?
>>61158497
>working for 8 hours is only 50% more tiring than getting dressed for five minutes
>>61165658
Do you guys realize how stupid this meme is? Seriously, it would offend us to be called mestizos or Mexicans... since there are some of them here. But there are literally no niggers at all. It's so ridiculous it doesn't even phase us.
>>61166770
That's because the average SJW hasn't worked a single day in their life. That is just what their idea of work as seen from outside is like.
>>61158497
Here is some humor I whipped up last spoon thread
>>61158497
>>61165114
Woah lad you sound at around about 5 spoons.
>2016
>still caring about sjw
>>61158497
perfect.
This will render the left even more useless and incompetent.
>this is the future you chose
>>61166770
To a sjw 'work' is either tumblr shitposting, making up oppression or existing.
Fucking shits have never worked a day in their lives which is why they have the time to be as vocal as they are.
what?
what? like if you get tired can't you take a nap?
the only solution for this kind of laziness is slavery
>>61158497
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
>Spoons are an intangible unit of measurement used to track how much energy a person has throughout a given day.
>intangible
>unit of measurement
More post-modern pseudo-science bullshit covering up that fact that it's just a shield for being a useless moron who complains a lot.
>>6116677
Mexican
MOTHER
FUCKING
SPOONS
>>61165114
>How many spoons does it take to wake up to the sound of this?
>https://youtu.be/s64kiLkOw1A
Britain just got rekt. Argentina might have lost the falklands, but UK will lose whole british isles to Ahmeds.
>>61158497
I tested ur moms spoon theory
turns out shes still the big one
>>61158497
Why is it that the left only wants to give people tools and excuses to remain weak? There is never a focus on bettering yourself or overcoming your personal weaknessws. Only a celebration OF weakness.
>>61170903
Because if they can improve then that means they can be inferior.
Pretend to need spoons. Then ask SJWs to share their spoons because we're so low. They agree and we take all their spoons. Then destroy the fake spoons because the concept is stupid. SJWs have no more spoons.
>>61158497
>showering and getting dressed takes more effort than work
god bless welfare
>>61169375
>>61158655
What is fleek
>tfw I'm old enough to not recognize kid lingo
Okay. This isn't new.
But I don't get why fucking spoons. Holy shit.
Say 'enegery' or fuck even 'Action Points'. Why fucking spoons holy shit.
It pisses me off when friend talk about that shit. Spoons as a system of measurement makes no sense.
Jesus fucking christ i dont even fucking know anymore
I feel like society has left me behind
fucking good
>>61160936
It's because they're the equivalent of a drunk cripple on crutches talking shit.
If you punch someone like that, you'll kill him. You want to slap the taste out of his mouth, but you're going to jail if you break his pencil neck.
I have to get up and piss but I'm too comfy, gotta wait for my spoons to recharge.
>tfw you have 10,000 spoons but all you need is a knife...
How long before we hear about "spoon privilege" and other shit like "I identify as sporkenergetic"
>>61158551
>/.../ and crush the patriarchy!"
Every. Fucking. Time.
What is sad about this is not the metaphor but:
1. How they think inventing a unit is fine without a means to measure it; it's a sign of scientific illiteracy.
2. They're reinventing the wheel here since I'm sure that the energy that the brain and muscles consume in various activities can and has been measured.
3. Smart people are shown to have more efficient brains and less stress so based on their own words there is reason to believe that stupidity is the disease here.
i think we need to conduct some experiments.
=
>>61173368
It's signaling, anon.
If they said something immediately intelligible to the majority of people, it would no longer be a way to demonstrate you're in the cult.
And now, in some graduate studies course somewhere, there is a lesson plan dedicated to teaching this buffoonery. Just because some Cultural Marxist labeled it a "theory" doesn't magically give it any weight, but they'll try to sell it as such.
Job security, perhaps.
so stupid it hurts
>>61158497
>working is only 1 more spoon level than showering
these fucks dont have jobs who are they kidding?
Okay. If you're developmentally challenged, or a small child, or brain damaged in some way, then yes, this is a neat, memorable way to organize your day.
It has absolutely no application to healthy adults, however. OR it does, but then you have 120 spoons to deploy in a day if the aspie only has 12.
It's Sesame Street, essentially. Or like watching Sesame Street and then congratulating yourself for getting the maths sections correct.
>>61158497
>mfw
>>61158497
W-what
Why spoons?
>>61159039
>Collecting real spoons? Sure.
I have exactly three collectible spoons that were given to me as gifts by the mother of this girl I was dating in high school. She thought I collected them. I didn't even know that was a thing, and for two years, I received one for christmas and two on my birthdays.
We still laugh about this.
>>61158497
The metaphor is fine. I know somebody that used this to explain her energy to me because she suffers from a disease that weakened her body and makes her suffer from random periods of fever and fatigue. It's stupidly rare too. (TRAPS if you are interested)
It does make me fume though that these special snowflakes are using this to justify being pieces of shit.
They only have spoons because nobody will fork them.
I'm autistic and even I don't understand this at all.
>>61174556
Trigger warning is as well.
It is real, I met a girl who was really triggered by talking about sexual abuse. (Do not know why). Sweat on forehead, hands shaking, hard bite on lips, eyes have this 100-yard stare. The whole package.
a) no SJW has anything even remotely close.
b) her therapist has told her that she should actively avoid coming into situations that make her like that. (The word uncomfortable, does *not* describe this). That is the exact opposite of what SJWs are trying to do. She would speak in private with a professor about her problems, an what to avoid because of that. Not publically, ever.
c) A trigger warning would probably trigger her
>>61158497
How the fuck does anyone take these cretins seriously?
>>61174720
/spooned
>>61175566
This is the biggest crime of SJWs. They take away attention from people who probably need it, and then of course ruin it for everybody.
I fucking hate shit like this. Boils my blood.
>>61158497
This was somewhat believable till I read the bottom part about being able to borrow spoons from the next day. Well that means its all bullshit. If you can force yourself to do a few extra things tonight than tomorrow will not be affected... God damnit these people dont think...
