I TRIED SO HARD
>>61118622
>>61118622
AND GUAC'D SO FAR
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTEEEEEEERR
>>61118679
IN THE END
>>61118622
[WAKE ME UP]
I HAD TO FALL
>>61118750
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
How long will he actually stay in? He should have realized by now he has no chance. Tilting at windmills isn't presidential.
>>61118932
he's just going to keep spending millions on guac bowls and shitty commercials
I put my trust
>>61118766
Shit tabs m8
>>61118747
THE GUAC DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>61118622
Not really. Fiorina put in more effort than Jeb, and she crashed and burned after like 2 months.
>>61119193
in jews
I PUT MY TRUST
IN YOU
>>61118823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtGykAQh514
>>61118823
have to day it was hilarious to hear Ben say "wake me up" within the first 10 minutes of the debate
>>61118622
AND SPENT SO MUCH
>>61120654
BUT IN THE PRIMARIES
>>61120131
I HAD GUAC ALL AND LOST IT ALL
>>61118622
why is old linkin park so well known but none of their newer songs
I hurt myself, today.
To see if I still feel.
>>61120704
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS WIFE
I've seen other picture but she looks like a goblin ball in this one
>>61120983
Bush is confirmed married to martian
>>61120983
Idk, it is weird.
>>61120882
lower quality overall, even if some of the newer songs are still bretty gud
>>61120481
>>61120943
Kek
Marryed his maid lol
>>61120943
Fucking Johnny Cash is mint
I'VE BECOME SO TRUMPED
>>61120704
this cant be real
>>61122143
Idk, but I know this one is shooped.
>>61121830
I was looking at some old Jeb photos. He looks great with a tan, why is he so pasty all the time, now?
>>61122491
>pasty
For instance.
>>61120704
Kind of a stupid comparison. Trump si a billionaire, you get trophy wives just cause of that
>>61118766
homo erectus in your ass last night
>>61122730
>son of president
>brother of president
>somehow unfair in Trump's favor
>>61122730
You do realize Jeb is the son and brother of two former Presidents and is a millionaire in one of the most powerful world dynasties, correct?
>>61122308
here's the original
>>61121389
>that image
>>61118622
MAKE AMERICA GR8 AGAIN!!!!
Foook off Bush, you cuck
>>61119078
Kek, thats funny
>>61123154
Kek
>>61123269
>>61118622
TO CLEANSE THESE REGRETS
>>61118622
>WEAK
>>61123476
well played anon
>>61121246
>Bush is confirmed married to martian
>>61118622
>>61123513
>i will be elected without the support of the base
How's that goin' for ya, Guac?
>>61122730
Jeb Bush is the son of a president (more than enough to get you hella laid), brother of another president (more than enough to get you hella laid), a millionaire, and a member of the currently most prominent US political dynasty.
He has no excuse for dating Golem other than him being an autistic cuck.
>>61123604
>>61123021
How does someone like that grow up so autistic with the turtles and shit? Until he fucked up the florida election he was the favorite with the bright political future so its not like his parents ignored him to focus on w
>>61121389
amazing stuff senpai
>>61123722
>>61120704
Dude, I cant breath..he actually married a goblin.
>literally
>>61121389
This shits so funny. I needed this one..good times
>>61123815
>>61123604
plz add gauca
>>61123915
>>61120704
Imagine Jeb fucking that imp
>mmm you want my secret guac recipe mm yes you do
>imp never orgasms because low energy
>>61123154
Thanks asshole. I spit my beer out looking at this pic
I put my trust
In guac
>>61118622
Cheer up Jeb.
You did your best, and that's important.
Some people just don't have what it takes.
That doesn't make you worthless. It just means you have to find something else that you are good at.
Like making guack, or selling insurance.
The US is in good hands with president Trump.
You can try again in 8 years.
Maybe you can take this time to learn what the people really want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HetoUT4OE
>>61120704
Jesus Christ can you imagine having to fulfill your marital obligations and have sex with that thing?
>OH JESSS YEB
>FILL MI WET BURRITO
>AY YAI YAI YAI YAI YAI
>>61123722
Autism finds a way.
>>61123722
autism is indiscriminate. He should head down to /r9k/
>>61124062
>imp never orgasms because low energy
>>61118622
the guy does look beta, i don't know why exactly
MACBOOK
A
C
B
O
O
K
>>61124186
>beta
>>61118747
But in the end, I dropped it and it SPPPLLLAaa-TURD!
I had to fall, to kiss my Troll. (cuz she's SHORT!)
>>61123662
jeb is a nice guy. leave him alone.
>>61124314
Kek
>>61120481
>>61120442
GUAC'D AS FAR AS I COULD GO
>>61124345
He a gud boy. He dindu nuffin.
>>61124475
He even looks retarded as a baby
>>61124045
I feel so bad for him.
He should give up now and spare himself the humiliation.
On the other hand having him in makes things funny.
>>61118823
How did this man even do surgery? How many times did he fall asleep whilst mid operation?
>>61124413
>“This is the only picture from our wedding,” Bush wrote on Facebook. “The photographer, my brother Marvin, accidentally rerolled from a Frank Zappa concert. Thankfully, my mom took one photo with a Kodak.”
This isn't even funny anymore, God is clearly intent on cucking Jeb for all eternity.
>>61118823
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>61121951
It's a Trent Reznor song though.
Jeb is seriously a nice guy. I hope he gets VP.
>>61124475
you think george dropped him on purpose??
>>61124667
Reznor disagrees
>>61124107
No one should ever have to have sex with yeb, that poor animal
>>61124681
No, hes taking millions from lobbying groups. He would run the country exactly like his brother.
>>61124045
>>61120943
>Johnny Cash is still dead
...the wound is still fresh, even after all these years.
>>61124667
Even Reznor said Cash did it better than NIN did.
>>61124999
truth
>>61124740
>you think george dropped him on purpose??
It would explain a lot.
>>61120704
>At the time of the wedding, she did not speak English; therefore, a part of the wedding ceremony was conducted in Spanish
>Kids are druggies
Wew lad
>>61118766
>those higher lows
>>61124475
TOUCH OF THE
D
O
W
N
S
>>61124657
>>61125348
Wow
>>61118823
CANT WAKE UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19VprtKvqY
>>61125252
i mean seriously who sells guano bowls
>>61124924
That's a Trent Reznor song you insufferable faggot
>>61124045
I remember back when bush ran for president some people said "why not Jeb, George is an idiot."
Well now we know.
>>61118766
>all the Carson people went to Trump
>>61124247
>>61118622
>not posting Jeb's true song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>61125511
Even more improved version
>>61123604
>that black arm
KEK i got it
>>61125443
kek
>>61125432
His hand looks like a balloon
>>61125443
>>61125846
I love how Trump is the only one not shopped
>>61125826
>>61125646
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Vomit on his hoodie already
>>61124475
.I feel like this is up somewhere in granny Bush's house. It's the only picture with Jeb in it.
>>61125922
>>61125445
>>61126107
First time I noticed the guac bowl, I'm dying all over again.
My name is Jeb Bush, and I'm running for president in 2016. I come from a long line of distinguished presidents, and my campaign has been running to continue this tradition. I've been the governor of Florida, and I married a latino woman. This campaign has received heavy investment from the establishment, and I look forward to continuing that investment with you, and we can do Jeb! 2016.
Kevin: How are your numbers so far?
Jeb: Well, we're currently polling around 2-3%.
Kevin: What are you chasing?
Jeb: Unfortunately Mr. Trump is at 40%.
Kevin: I'm out.
Mark: Mr. Trump is actually a fellow businessman who I have already endorsed for president, and I can't invest against him, so I'm out.
Daymond: To be honest, I like what you’re doing, but I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about and I can’t read, so I’m out.
Lori: Yeah Jeb you’re not a female that I can play to with feminism and take advantage of, so I’m out as well.
Robert: How much are you asking for?
Jeb: I am asking for a $200 million investment, and in return you get 70% of the top lobbying rights on executive decisions.
Mark: Wow.
Robert: How much have you spent so far?
Jeb: To date we've spent $128 million.
Robert: Yikes.
Kevin: See, this is why I was out, I knew this was trouble from the start.
Robert: Jeb, how can you possibly think you can continue this campaign? Where is the money going?
Jeb: W-w-well...we have inventory...
Kevin: He's DEAD, this is not happening, he just doesn't know it yet. DEAD!
Robert: What’s your inventory?
Jeb: 2,000 guac bowls, and two warehouses full of shirts and sweatshirts.
Mark: Yeah look Jeb you're a nice guy and I'm not going to jerk you around, I know Robert will try to soothe your feelings here but listen to Kevin on this one.
Robert: And how much do the guac bowls sell for?
Jeb: $75
Kevin: Like I said, DEAD
Robert: Well look I can't come down on your whole campaign, but for me, with those numbers, I'm out.
Jeb: T-thank you sharks.
>>61126183
>>61118679
But in the end, there isn't any lemon.
>>61126215
Someone cap this, this is brilliant
>>61125960
>>61123815
For once 'litreally' is being used properly on /pol/.
>>61125646
Switch the position of the turtles and the guac
>>61120704
what's crazy is this dude was governor of my state and i never knew he was married to Gollum
his handlers hid it that well
>>61126301
>not adjusting for quac bowls
One job.
>>61123801
They should have made this joke about Jeb being erased from the family back to the future style
>>61126413
POST-DEBATE BACKSTAGE
>Trump is swarmed by enthusiastic reporters
>Rand chats casually with his family
>Carson is wheeled away with an oxygen mask
>Christie goes out back where his wife is waiting with three double cheeseburgers
>Cruz and Rubio shake hands with a scattering of supporters, smiling politely
>Carly Fiorina sips water from a dish in the hall
>Glasses of champaigne are handed out
>Cruz pipes up: “You know, I just want to say, you all did great out there. I’m really proud of this party. I wish you all peace and happiness over the holidays.”
>Rand: “Yeah, Merry Christmas everyone! I look forward to locking horns again in the new year!”
>Carly wags her tails affectionately
>Rubio: “Hey, where’s Jeb?”
>Trump: “I saw him head straight to his dressing room after the debate.”
>Rand: “I hope he’s alright.”
CUT TO JEB’S DRESSING ROOM
>Jeb: “So you want chaos? I’ll give you chaos.”
>Jeb loads up his revolver and flees the room, returning to backstage.
>He pushes through the crowd of candidates, straight for Trump
>He raises the gun to Trump’s forehead.
>Jeb: “You call this low-energy?”
>Trump smirks dismissively.
>Jeb: “You think I won’t do it?”
>Trump: “I don’t doubt you’re willing to pull the trigger…”
>Jeb pulls back the hammer
>Trump: “ ‘cause I know you’re a tough guy.”
>Jeb pulls the revolver away and puts it to his own temple and pulls the trigger.
Fast forward to Fox and Friends the next morning discussing the incident with Trump:
>Trump: “I said it from the beginning, he was a weak candidate. His murder attempt was a disaster. The only thing he did well was suicide.”
Jeb, the only thing he did well was suicide.
>>61126505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwMxD6hh38&list=LL4wfxlsPGP9qpadVoVKAv8w&index=3
>13:50
>>61126215
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>61126215
>To be honest, I like what you’re doing, but I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about and I can’t read, so I’m out.
>>61127116
Kek
Bernie totally exposed! Caught with his pants down!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcHgTNOuyo
>>61126413
>>61126869
>>61126215
ya i get what you are going with and its good but i dont watch tv and have no clue what the show is
still will be useful in upcoming yeb threads
>>61121838
>those downvotes
>>61118766
>Jeb's numbers never increased, it's been one long decline
>>61126215
Lol
>Watching Jeb's concession speech
What will you do /pol/?
Laugh? Cry? Masturbate?
i kinda want to get a jeb guac bowl, so i can have a cool ironic meme item from the 2016 race
someday when I am an old man, I will show it to my grandkids while telling the story of how the trumpenreich came to be
>>61120882
Cause they're not as big
>>61126215
>215▶>>61126413 >>61126869 >>61127116 >>61127836 >>61128511
>File: 1452901341686.jpg (501 KB, 918x624)
PErfect diaglogu
ty desu
>>61128438
Kek
>>61129364
WTF am I looking at?
>>61125477
Yeaaaah, but Cash did it better
>>61129563
>sunday funday
>>61124103
Jeb won't get a second turn. He's a one shot sort of candidate, that's why he didn't run in 2012.
He spent decades waiting for his perfect chance and Donald snuck up and fucked him in the arse.
Jeb is innocent and precious. He has a pure heart, and would be a fine President. Why would you vote for a monstrous bully like Trump over an angelic, dignified and kind soul like Jeb?
>>61118766
Santorum is at 0%, kek
>>61124185
What is the source of that?
>>61124657
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-02-23/thanks-to-frank-zappa-jeb-bush-has-just-one-wedding-photo
Holy shit that's a real quote. This guy's entire life has just been one long string of things not quite living up to their potential.
>>61129949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9cv1YsRXs
>>61124667
>>61125477
There's always a couple of autists who think they're highly musically informed because they know Hurt was a cover.
![dog-chart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zXJMFM7.jpg "dog-chart[1].jpg")
>>61124186
he has no jaw or neck, and his eyes are one step away from being places like down-syndrome people. He actually just looks like they put a retard in a suit. Also you can tell he doesn't have a lot of confidence in the way he holds himself and the way his eyebrows always looks sad.
I just had the conspiracy theory thought. What if Jeb Bush is intentionally acting autistic in order to make Trump look good and then in return Jeb gets VP?
>>61129713
bravo
>>61130083
I can't find it m8, this video has a shit ton of jump cuts.
>>61123604
hahaha the pocket turtles and the black hand
>>61124924
You fuckers pretending to be Cash fans, do not even realize when they hear Cash covering a song or not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_IV:_The_Man_Comes_Around
For u, idiot.
BEATING ME DOWN
>>61124657
It's what you get for your family selling out to evil fucking kikes.
>>61130234
what a stupid fucking image
>>61130234
>Great Dane
>Overrated
Fuck that chart man
>>61120704
I-is that a shop?
>>61130875
selling out to who??
dumbass
>>61118622
jeb... we at /r9k/ are here for you if you need us. it's gonna be ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Q0sX2cv-Q
>>61123154
Rune fucking scape
My nigga
My nigga
My nigga
Rune fucking scape
>>61131722
black dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
>>61130875
>>61131353
They sell out to both the kikes and the sauds.
(((((bestest buddies))))))))
>>61128595
Mostly just laugh and masturbate
>>61130234
that fucking chart
Best debate moments with Jeb:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ
>>61130234
>cat unlabeled
