Daily reminder :
Without the Froggies, USA would never have been great.
And finally, what France get ?
Insults, poop on her head, anglo culture and disrespect.
Worse, britons are now theyr very first allies.
Well, the dirty queen showed them her smelly pussy, but anyway USA, why ?
That's one of my most bitterness feeling.
If it wasn't for the US and UK you frogs would be speaking German right now
And I'm sure in the near future we'll intervene to make sure your kids don't grow up speaking Arabic
>>61116267
>If it wasn't for the US and UK you frogs would be speaking German right now
That's false. Hitler just wanted Alsace-Lorraine and Mussolini only wanted Corsica and the lands Sardinia-Piedmont sold to the French for an army during unification.
>>61116077
U r gay lol
>>61116077
It's something to be bitter over for sure. We actually knowingly fucked you, we lied to your face to get your support and then snubbed you because you were a monarchy, it was a serious screw job. I feel bad for it as an American. Even if I'm not British American, west coast Scot Irish American , family goes back to Mexican war
>>61116267
You mean French with a school-taught mandatory Russian class?
Friendly reminder that you were inconsequential in the liberation of mainland Europe from the Nazis.
>>61116077
OP, please ignore my dull minded countrymen. Your contributions to the world in art and literature make the USA look like shameless retards. Also lattes and croissants.
Anyway stupid American cowboys its easy to act brave toward Germany when YOU DONT SHARE A BORDER AND CAN RETREAT BEHIND THREE THOUSAND MILES OF WATER.
What the fuck did i just read
>>61116267
Are you fucking kidding ???
RUSSIA MADE IT ONCE FOR ALL
>muh Marshall plan
>muh normandy
This grinds my fucking gears, hearing this shit again, and again. Otherwise, Hitler respected France of Vichy and Maréchal Pétain, they were almost autonaums. France wouldn't have disappeared, moron.
As I said, ungrateful bastards.
>>61116077
I appreciate you f.am, even if you did prop up a bunch of SJWs just out of spiting us.
>>61116077
you got what you did, we as well, republicanism is cancer.
>>61116766
>thumbnails
T-thanks grandpa.
>>61116826
liberty should never be given, equality should never be given.
>>61116826
the entitlement child of republicanism is communism, the enemy of communism is Duty, God, and the unchangeable.
>>61116651
More consequential than you.
Let us know if you need another train shooting stopped.
>>61116706
I Know there are a lot of you people who like France and what she did. But fucking hell, the vast majority calls us cowards or surrenders. This is the part I shit on.
>>61117164
that was 10 years ago
>>61117164
I love Frank history, I despise France past their revolution.
>>61117242
Napoleon was the worst thing to happen to the European race, the moors, the jews, the turks, the black plague, all of them combined don't match napoleons evil.
>>61116077
Nice flag in pic france. Didnt knkw you guys surrender to allies also
>>61116077
Nice flag in pic france. Didnt know you guys surrender to allies also
>>61117242
>history
as if a republic can have history or even continuity.
>>61117411
>roman republic
Romans have ceased to exist.
>American republic
Americans are ceasing to exist.
>French republic
French are ceasing to exist.
try to destroy this rule.
>>61117206
Not really.
>>61117242
Come on. Our societies evolve. This kind of republic is clearly dirty and pointless, but something like switzerland is more what I support.
>>61117396
You're a faileaf.
>>61116414
>>61116651
>>61116766
You ungrateful fucks want us to kiss your ass for fighting the British in the 1700s? They were your enemies anyway. The US could have not entered WWII and made a fortune selling to both sides and doing business with whoever was left, but we didn't. Whether you like it or not the US and Britain are the only reason France was liberated. Hitler could have easily stopped the Red Army if he didn't have the US and UK attacking from the West. You're just annoyed that your main rival's former colony was instrumental in saving your country. You're embarrassed that France has been completely cucked for the past 100 years. And I'm sorry that we prefer the British but the bottom line is that we, as a country descended mostly from them.
By the way enjoy your Muslim neighbors
It's just bantz m8. We'll always be there for you.
If your President or whatever didnt suck muslim cock and committed to a "pitiless war" all of the french are pussies shit would stop
But you guys cant seem to get Le Pen in office and everyone else is a cuck and you're full of cucks.
Stop being cucks and live up to your anthem and your respect will change
>>61116077
Because during WW2 your country folded like a piece of paper. Left us, the limeys and the only men with balls in your country, the resistance fighters, to fight the Germans. Too bad so many of those fighters were killed, then maybe their grandsons wouldn't be so outnumbered today, and Americans would still respect the French.
>>61116077
Dude what do you expect, there were far more English colonies than French ones, this explains why Americans can connect better with the British than with the French, no Quebec here, just some enclaves in Louisiana, and a city filled with violent degenerates and drunken rednecks. Sorry France, all you have out here is Canada, I know, that sucks.
>>61117866
>France
>ungrateful
>litteraly made it happen
Dumb fuck burger eating. You're so butthurted when you realise that France, this historical loser, gave it's money and men...
By the way, your president's second name... Can you please remind it to me ?
>>61117876
Shit no, our politics are kikesuckers, so became US politics. But you know, it's better if you speak english and accept Shlomo Sam's projects.
Even Le Pen are kikesuckers now, the father was not.
>>61117953
High graded made this shit. 3 times Germany came from Belgia. 3. Fucking. Times.
And they made Maginot line. Don't forget that French fought like lions during battle of Dunkerque. But tes, that was a disgusting mess, thanks to pussys that governed.
>>61118189
It sucks, yeah.
>>61117164
OP, I really admire Victor Hugo. The Man who Laughs. Best novel.ever. people on pol too stupid to read books.
>>61119755
Good one, indeed
You should read "The count of Monte Cristo" Alexandre Dumas lad, one of the best novel of France litterature for me.
Any advice for US litterature, like Thoreau or else one ?
>>61120336
Another great one, yes. And Madam Bovary. What else do you recommend?.
>>61116077
I love you France, and your people are always underrated.
>Thanks for the Help and Support, sorry our founding fathers where dipshits.
Love forever desu senpai
Hey France, I appreciate you guys.
Without you we still may have been a cucked country ruled by the Queen. Or maybe not even a country at all. You helped us become a nation by destroying the British navy and I and every other American with a brain are thankful.
Fuck Israel, you are truly our greatest ally France.
t. america
>>61121017
Why bring Israel into this jeez.
>>61120584
Obviously "the Plague" from camus !
"Froth on the daydream" frome Boris Vian made me sick. Great book, really, to read with a belt.
>>61121098
People spouting shit about how THEY are our greatest allies.
Has been, will be France.
>>61121119
Aha, will read that next! As for American literature, I like The Fountainhead. Americans are generally light weights in the arts. We are more of a militaristic fascist spartan culture that is now generally obese. Make sense?
I blame De Gualle, he turned on the US after WWII to gain political capital in the country and that kind of poisoned the well between the two nations.
>>61121203
So maybe Israel is our second or third biggest ally. Is this a pissing contest grow up.
>>61121327
Yes, Goy, Israel IS great!
>>61121327
They should be Glassed along with the Mudsliders
>>61116077
Thank you France for realising your mistakes
But never forget:
You supported Muslims against orthodox Russia in the past, you do do again today.
You supported niggers rights,Paris is like Somalia
You are USA bitch in NATO
You are Germany bitch in eurozone.
Please don't ask for sympathy until you repent for your past
>>61116077
>And finally, what France get ?
american soldiers to save your pussy ass train passengers?
Or are we just forgetting about that most recent of solids?
>>61121379
Maybe it is you who will be gassed
>>61120681
>>61121017
Thank you fahm. I know there are a lot of you that respect France.
>>61121486
Glassed, you illiterate kike.
>>61116077
First off, it wasn't out of love for america or its denizens that france provided us with currency/munitions/trade during the U.S. Revolutionary War, but rather as a show of force against England with whom you were still pissed. So don't act like we owed you a fucking thing, the only reason your country did a damn thing was because you wanted to weaken the british empire, which you succeeded in, which means all debts made were paid in that exchange. Since then however, your country has been at best a fucking tag-along in the world theatre, and beyond culturally "enriching" yourself, the best service you have provided America is to act as a cheap source of laughs and stereotypes.
I used to have a lot more respect for France, but honestly your country is kind of a shit hole, and I am really not too impressed with your people.
Also Marshall plan. Get off our food stamps.
Oh and two things about russia: 1) number of soldiers dying=/=usefulness or strength in any rational mind, and 2) I am pretty sure france would have done better under Nazi rule than Russian. So even if you don't think we saved Europe (protip, we did), it was our stewardship of the ashen crater you call home that allowed you to build it back up and fuck it up all over again, which is honestly more your fault than ours.
>>61116267
US had almost no influence at all in the saviour of France
>>61116077
France saved US once, US saved France twice. Despite that, France pussified and refused to fight the Muslims when Bush requested you be with us, or against us.
Yes the French Monarchy did a lot for us.
It should have been France with the special relationship with the U.S. How does it feel knowing you guys fucked that up?
>>61121615
>>61121615
No American you did not save Europe.
Russian soviet war machine with Chinese commies would eventually win even if there was no western front. Attrition and the best strategists would make sure of that. You can't occupy Russia.
Your only contribution is bombing western Germany museums and killing civilians, stealing tech and importing nazis under the CIA operation paperclip to compete with soviet minds who were years ahead of you in the space programme
Oh you also committed the biggest war crime in history, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Hague awaits you
>>61120336
Just posting to say that the count of monte cristo is one of the best stories I've ever read.
>>61121486
I said GLASSED.
>>61121511
Np mate. But still. Like to banter
>>61121916
take back constantinople or gtfo.
Losing the jewel of christendom to a bunch of mudslimes was the biggest wartime in history.
>>61116077
everyone can relate to this post. amerijews respect nothing.
>>61121260
I note Ayn Rand, thanks. Also, I heard that Thoreau made great books, I was fooled ?
>>61121279
I blame him too, not for the dame reasons.
>>61121397
France, Germany's bitch ? Motherfucking kek.
Accept the fact that we mesure hierarchy by the amount of jewish/US dicks country are taking.
France, first.
Germany second.
Albion the dirty, third.
And please, fuck you moussaka, pay dembts and we'll talk again.
>>61122005
I once had a twist on the traditional Monte Cristo sandwich that was the best sandwich I've ever had. Ham and cheese with pineapple, in a slightly sweet, very crunchy, thick batter, deep friend and served with a dash of powdered sugar.
>>61122091
You seem upset Poland.
Did the rest of europe fuck you?
Did you love it?
>>61122091
One of the most based and underrated?
Sorry I read my history books.
>>61122099
Hey OP I'm Jewish don't know why you criticize us just trying to make a living like everyone else
>>61122339
>we are just like you goyi- I mean guys!
>really! Just trying to make a living
>with deceit and usury
>>61122252
I am now posting in this thread to also confirm that monte cristo sandwiches are fucking delicious. Ham and swiss on french toast......delicious
>>61121260
>Americans are generally light weights in the arts. We are more of a militaristic fascist spartan culture that is now generally obese
>>61121916
Changing subject. Typically Murican. Gtfo
Constantinople was roman. For you dumb fucks with common core: in the late roman era that translates to Graeco Italian.
Italians under the doge of Venice and the Catholic "crusaders" sacked the city two times, pillaged byzantine lands across eastern Europe thus leading the way for an easy kebab invasion.
>>61122532
>>61122258
germ muhheritage detected
>>61122320
irish or pole?
>>61122464
Fuck you white racist just keep it up. Your days are numbered anyway.
>>61122099
No you're a bitch and karma is a bitch as well.
Enjoy Le Islamic arabique republique francaise fagot
Also
>debts
>expecting repayment
>>61116077
>And finally, what France get ?
We get what we deserve ? USA's """"""" culture """""""" invaded our country, yes, our values and our differences are quickly dying, if not already dead.
But who did we vote for ? Which path did we chose ?
We voted for Europe, we voted for socialism, we voted for multiculturalism, we fully submitted to liberalism, etc etc.
We made our own decisions in the end, calling out the US & UK elites (common people are in the same boat we're in) for fucking us is one thing, but forgetting our responsabilities in the process is dishonest.
We are a disgrace to our ancestors, and we probably deserve to disappear as a Nation.
>>61122553
>waaaaahhhhhhhh its everyone elses fault, not ours!
Take some responsibility there Stelio Kontos. Start with accepting you are a douche, after that pay debnts
>>61122005
Sure. Edmon Dantès, ultimate alpha male Vendetta.
1) great historical period
2) Edmon Dantès, the based one
3) I like ships kek
>>61122680
>Fuck you white racist just keep it up. Your days are numbered anyway.
Oy Vey!
>>61121752
Except for you know, planning and leading the invasion into France and repelling the German counter attack
>>61122735
Exit nato
Ally Russia and other orthodox nations
Force orthodox Christianity
Remove kebab
>>61122738
0/10
>>61123053
Won't happen before 2022+ any way you see it.
>>61116077
NOPE WE HATE THE BRITS WE SEE THEM AS NOTHING BUT OUR DOG WE ACTUALLY LIKE THE FRENCH
>>61122339
I don't hate every jews. I don't hate someone because it's a jew. I hate some of them, who FUCKS LITTERALY MY COUNTRY, TALKING RATHER ABOUT ISRAEL THAN FRANCE
CRIF - jewish club in France more powerfull than Président himself
Jewish médias in France, open your TV (first TV channel of Europe) 1/2 TV animator is a jew surrounded at least by 1 nog / sandnog
Jewish who are investigating the France's multinationals.
France is basically the pocket US.
>>61121916
First off, pay denbts, second off, prove to me in any way that America did not save Europe, because from the look of it, all the countries we had stewardship over ended up doing amazingly better than the ones controlled by russia, even the difference between east and west germany TODAY is staggering. So yeah, that was us.
Secondly, you really don't think the nazi army wasn't capable of destroying the russians if they were the only force they had to fight? Even before our direct participation in WWII, we were the primary supply depot of the entire allied powers, which means even pre-emptively we were instrumental in the safeguarding of europe.
Battles of attrition work if you don't have a massive military that has shown it is willing to kill every man woman and child in their way, and had the nazi's been freed from western conflict (solely present because of American troops and supplies, we were pumping a tank out of our country literally every minute at the height of the european theatre), they would have been free to switch out their battalions to keep up morale and reduce battle fatigue. Russia would have been crushed and very much almost was, shit, if you were between the ages of 18-35 and a male in russia during WWII, there was literally a 90% chance you would be dead in 5 years. That isn't the mark of a "successful" military campaign.
Fuckin grekos.
>>61123104
-4/10
>>61123230
Not for the majority.
>>61123168
There won't be nato by then but caliphate
Viva la France. No greater man ever lived or ever will.
>>61116077
You're worried about the USA when fucking Muslims are blowing up Paris?
This is why you deserve to die.
>>61123370
Said moussaka, the very first nigger of Europe
>>61122738
STELIO KONTOS! honestly maybe the funniest fucking ref I've ever seen on this board
>>61123352
Belisarius is greatly underrated. I hope one day hollywood/hbo etc gets hold of the Byzantine period.
>>61123293
>Second off
Stopped reading.
My sides in orbit.
You're sad. Quit life
Ps your country is in the last stages or life. It's called decadence. Look it up in a dictionary
https://youtu.be/SRkFDcX_72c
>>61123352
That's not how math works
>>61123575
>greek
>not understanding negative numbers
>>61123447
Ja jestem francuz and I like you Poland.
>>61123486
Everything under control John, let's talk about your 2000+ death during 11/9
>>61123515
One of the greatest generals of all time, his victory at Dara was absolutely incredible. The total madman
>>61123506
Lol Jamal triggered. Greeks are very conservative in society. Mixed marriages are frowned upon especially with nigs and sandnigs ::)
Result is Greek gods with immunity to skin cancer unlike you genetic failures
Gauls were always considered barbarians you just proved this
>>61121260
>America light weights of art
>doesn't mention Steinbeck, Fitzgerald, Salinger, Hemingway, Faulkner, Twain, Hawthorne, Poe, Emerson, Whitman, Miller, Vonnegut, Frost, London, Updike, other Miller, Heller
>What the fuck even is American Exceptionalism
You probably didn't consider them because they are so fucking ubiquitous in the "great author" lists that you didn't even consider the fact they were all American born and raised.
>>61123675
You can't use negative ratios to rate something. Dumb fuck oh my god
>>61122754
Alter Egos, Luigi Vampa, Turks being Turks... that story has everything
>>61123938
Maybe it's a 20 unit scale running from -10 to +10
>>61123938
>being this triggered
>>61124026
but of course he would not think of that, the olive is incapable of creative thinking.
This is why he lives in a failed state with financial problems known the world round.
>>61123523
PS, your country has been a shithole for literally 2,000 years and you haven't contributed anything to the world theatre other than debt, so pardon me if I don't take your insults too seriously.
>>61123938
Maybe it is your strong understanding of numbers that granted your country such fine accounting skills.
>>61123786
That's it, gay or niggers.
"Gay like a greek" is more common than "gay like a french".... Just imagine...
>>61123714
i-I like you too France.
>>61124026
He did not define such scale. On the commonly used scale 0-1 it's nonsense.
>>61124149
See above dudeweedlmao
>>61124164
Hur during insults keke stay mad tryhard. I don't even need to type anything insulting, your existence is embarrassing enough.
https://youtu.be/jNzN3q-VgwI
Depicted: typical American past 25
>>61124382
french>greek
Stay mad faggots going to buzukia
>>61124470
>On the commonly used scale 0-1
Greek math ladies and gentlemen
>>61124493
Meh, I respect greece usually, but greeks posters are like turks. Because they are turks maybe ?
>>61124567
>i just got btfo
>LOL STAY MAD
>>61116077
which eurotrash country are froggies from and we bailed their ass out in two world wars...
Your welcome losers.
>>61116077
I think we have returned the favor twice now, but regardless we still appreciate you oldest ally.
>>61124605
For goodbye :
Between 0-1 there exist an infinite amount of non-integer numbers.
And also 10/10=1
0/10=0
>>61124470
I'm a disgusting, vile pervert.
I want to go up to that fucking animal and just stare at her in silence for about 10 seconds and grab a huge handful of that flab ass thing and say "can you even fucking feel that you fat slut?" and then like work up a hard on and whip it out and say "you fucking want this don't you? have you ever even been fucked you fat disgusting whore?"
>>61124656
French have been bro-tier since the U.S was born, and helped shape and define our national views.
Greece has contributed nothing to our culture except sponge diving
>>61122796
oy gevalt the goyim aren't passive!
>>61124825
France always played second fiddle to Britain - always.
Britain let their colonies go; France lost hers.
France failed to implement the Continebtal system over about a decade; Britain implanted it's economic hegemony for at least a century.
France got #rekt in WWII yet still had a piece of Germany and a seat at the "victors" table; Britain earned theirs and let France join for fun.
>second
>fiddle
>always
>>61124770
>>61124774
2 WW
USA history strikes again.
Barely the second one. But the first... Even brits got BTFO, especially during the battle of Somme.
France did it, with brits help, yes.
>>61124879
why don't you masturbate or something goyim? life is too short to revolt against us shalom, have a nice kosher gal.
>>61125057
>kosher
>for a goy
>>61116077
We know you saved out asses in the revolutionary war. We bailed you the fuck out in 1944 though so we get to talk shit about you until you pay us back.
France was powerful at one point then was slowly destroyed from both the inside and the outside
>>61125017
Tell the whole story pepe
On the battlefields of France in spring 1918, the war-weary Allied armies enthusiastically welcomed the fresh American troops. They arrived at the rate of 10,000 a day,[34] at a time when the Germans were unable to replace their losses. After the Allies turned back the powerful final German offensive (Spring Offensive of March to July, 1918), the Americans played a role in the Allied final offensive (Hundred Days Offensive of August to November). Many American commanders used the same flawed tactics which the British and French had abandoned early in the war, and so not all American offensives were particularly effective. Pershing continued to commit troops to full- frontal attacks, resulting in high casualties against veteran German units. Nevertheless, the infusion of new U.S. troops greatly strengthened the Allies' strategic position and boosted morale. The Allies achieved victory over Germany on November 11, 1918 after German morale had collapsed both at home and on the battlefield.
>>61116077
You got two and a half centuries of banter plus the ability to still exist as a sovereign nation after 1945.
We shit talk you the same way we do the bongs, the Strayans and the Elves.
Vive le France.
>>61125015
Sure.
Jewish money supply did it, surely not the Kingdom itself.
6 coalitions.
6 fucking coalitions.
>>61116077
>Britain
>Ally
Alliance implies equality, in our relationship with Britain there is none. They are our vassal.
>>61116077
blame jews in media
srs its result of their brainwashing
the first thing i knew when i was kid that i noted about france was paris, surrender monkey and white flag. a kid cannot know any better because they arent interested in history, even if they have history classes. where i got this? from tv, there was no other source of such information to be given.
it sickens me greatly, because it is seen as banter of whatever, but because it was used in propaganda purposes i m greatly disgusted about it and never reference france when talking about surrender. true liberator is what comes to mind now, but that is from the past, the present french is still unknown, because they always bring up mainly news about muslim population , but hows the rest doing? the real french people? hardly we hear from you, FN is sign that there is still people who have will to rise when tyranny finally shows itself. how hard is the propaganda there? do french people fall for it? i image not because i have been in france and back then the family values were still appriciated, at least in the village that i was visiting. perhaps you give great value for your family ties, that overthrows any propaganda the outside tries to push onto you.
>>61125015
Agreed. France post 1815 is just shit, no excuses.
>>61121752
Except for literally all of your ammunition, food, planes, tanks, and rifles. Oh and our army and our tanks and our planes and our rifles.
>tfw brit cucks sell their empire and power off for food and guns
>>61125210
As usual, coming when Germany had hard time on east front and france lost millions of strong mans. It was already bent sir.
>>61125384
careful now, they do not like to admit we helped them or that our supplies kept them from collapsing. It makes them look weak, and nobody will ever admit to being weak unless they are a true cuck.
>>61121752
Paki education
>Mfw Dutch Republic helped American Revolution too
>Nobody cares
>>61116077
We still have a soft spot for you sweetheart, thats why we saved you from Germany twice even though we were bros with the Germans. We will eventually save you from the Arabs and even yourselves. I'm sorry our gruffness offends your delicate sensabilities, but that's who we are and you knew that from the start. We are sorry we can't be as close as we once were, but keeping the world from exploding requires allies like Brits, and Aussies, you know, tough brainless guttermonkeys. You just get back to that kitchen and make me some of that great food baby, daddy will be over when he's done slapping some chinks and arabs around.
>>61125286
Shhhh, let them keep thinking they are our equal. You don't rub your dad's nose in the fact that he's all old and feeble and you can whoop his ass if you want too, it's just disrespectful
>>61125269
And when Naploeon fell, France became UK-lite with Hewish bankers infused forever into the country.
You managed to conquer the coast of Algeria to try to compensate for your shortcomings... While Britain conquered India and Egypt at that same period.
>second
>fiddle
>>61125738
Damn, Japan is bringing the heat today.
Sometimes I regret that we bombed you guys into anime retardation.
>>61125595
You also brought the first niggers to North America. You don't tip a whore who gives you an STD.
>>61116766
ok then
if it wasn't for the uk and us then you frogs would be speaking russian right now
>>61117866
Grateful yank.
AMERICA YES
>>61125830
that amerifat kendo student has got some insight, doesn't he?
>>61117242
>>61117361
>>61117411
>>61117550
You look really sad when you talk to yourself like this, please stop
>>61125830
I always want the Japs on my side.
>>61126079
You know, generally speaking U.S Citizens love both the brits and the french.
But as of the past hundred years or so we like the brits more. We are more alike.
>>61125864
>Implying Slavery wasn't good money
We all all profited from Slavery
Africans Dutch and Americans alike
you should just have send them back to Africa after you liberated them
>1863 Worst year of my life
We're just mad you turned your own country into a multicultural shithole. Can't even go to Paris without being surrounded by niggers. We did it to ourselves so you wouldn't have to.
We love you France.
Almost as much as we love hat.
Because we love you so much, we must give you noogies.
>>61126282
>We all all profited from Slavery
and we end up taking all the blame, despite the fact the institution existed before we as a country did.
>you should just have send them back to Africa after you liberated them
We tried, but the nigs didnt want to go.
>>61124470
>it's impossible for a 0-10 scale to have a negative value
>it is possible for a scale including non-natural numbers
the definition is implicit
Euclid you are not kiddo
>>61117164
It's a joke. Americans in general, from all walks of life, adore France. Ask the majority of us where we'd want to go on vacation - France. The Frenchmen that came here to help us during the revolution are revered more than saints. The cheese-eating surrender monkey meme was spread by underage faggots years ago, no one who knows shit about shit actually believes it.
>>61126537
>this
It's just bantz for most of us.
>>61126374
Well first reason is the fault of Cultural Marxism as we all know we Dutch can't help that. you should blame
>Da JOOS
for that
Second reason should have tried harder senpai i know you guys had Liberia for former slaves.
Just because you guys handled them poorly does not mean it is our fault
>Mfw I will never sail with the WIC
>>61126686
On a side note, Vermeer is my favorite artist.
Also, I respect the fact that you guys are blatant racists and absolutely refuse to admit it to the outside world. I fucking love that you go all blackface for xmas.
If we did that shit in the U.S there would be riots.
>>61125345
You said it. Europeist are killing the identity of my country. Europeist carried by kikes.
Look at the map related.
They just made new régions : fusions of older régions. That's insane. Nobody wanted it.
The majority rejected Europe on référendum, 10 years ago. They shat on it.
But french are, year after year, pissed off. It smells like a fucking révolution, my dad, some friends, they know one day it will collapse. That's to much, even for moustaches eating cheese.
>>61116077
How's your vacation Australia?
>>61116077
I don't have anything against France. I consider you guys to be our oldest and dearest ally. It's sad that so many of my uncultured, historically retarded countrymen think poorly of your nation.
Fuck the UK, fuck the queen. Why do they feel this way? Probably jews and years of social conditioning to suck the queen's dick.
>>61125595
So did spain.
But like you said, nobody cares Edwin. Stay comfy with your weed, it's enough
>>61127145
English culture is superior tbqh
Rule Brittania
>>61126900
Dutch painters are indeed god-tier. It makes me proud to be Dutch
Literally almost every Dutch person hates those people in that pic. Our traditions are our Traditions and Zwarte Piet will stay those god damn nikkers cant do shit against it
>>61116077
Well there was that one time just a decade later you attempted to starve us out by seizing all American cargo and sinking any ships.
And then when we sent diplomats you demanded a bribe to even begin discussing the matter.
And you pretty much spent the entire century after that threatening us.
>>61127201
Better that people never care about us, Then only care about you when you are butchered by Muslims Pierre
>>61127403
I care about the Netherlands more than France, fuck the frogs
>>61124493
>>61124774
>>61124816
>>61125212
>>61125724
>>61126337
>>61126537
>>61127145
Fucking nice part of America. Thanks lads
>>61127403
Hey aren't you that country that sold Anne Frank to the nazis?
>>61116077
Because you fucking frogs can't put together a coherent sentence.
>>61127386
"Threatened"
Like bongs, sûre
>>61127403
Colgate, stahp
>>61127504
Thanks mate means a lot
>>61127585
Lel, We always praise ''the resistance'' in our country . But i am pretty sure we were pretty okay with the Nazi's. I think this because we were one of the countries with the highest amount of deported Jews.
>>61116077
If it makes you feel better I hate the British
Too bad the French Revolution was absolute shit
>>61127826
The whole point of the XYZ affair was that you were openly threatening to invade us and wouldn't even see our diplomats. Unsurprising that you only know "why America should like us" and completely ignore the real history.
>>61127826
France cant handle the Bantz, They are Surrendering already
>>61116077
>what France get ?
France got protected in 2 world wars asshole
>>61127803
English bredy dificults sorby
Otherwise, I gladly invit you to fuck yourself, you're the first who makes the point.
Daily reminder France surrendered in ww2. Cheers for the help frogs.
>>61116077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Ky0v_0w0E
A BRITISH TAR IS A SOARING SOUL, AS FREE AS A MOUNTAIN BIRD
>>61116077
OP, get a grip. You guys started the Anti-American shit since the 1790s in Paris. It's because historically and culturally, we are descendants of Britain, I.E. Anglo. The entire reason you helped us in our revolution was purely to spite your rival. I'm just putting the romanticism aside. It was a game of interest, and we always will look out for our own first, as will you I'm sure. I don't particularly have any negative feelings towards you, but don't give me the crap that 'why u no like?'. If we were part of the Spanish colonies you wouldn't have batted an eye.
>>61127938
I like Netherlands, good cheese there.
>>61127989
Said the son of robber, rapists and goatfuckers (the white ones)
>>61127938
>in denial about the fact that he's just a swamp frenchman pretending to be german
>>61116077
Frwnce was pretty based up until the 20th century. That's why we roast OP. You want you to regain glory.
>>61116267
Also this. They paid you back
>>61116766
You literally would be better off under the nazis than ruskied
shut up. Britain was never kind to its neighbours to begin with, for fucks sake they used us as cannon fodder in ww1 and then went "whoops wrong strategy"
>>61127585
There was a census just before the war broke out. The thing is though, the religion of the people was also written down, made it pretty easy for the nazi's to round up all the jews that were in the country.
>>61128193
Of course Johnny, I'm not that romantic. Bug come one, THE BRITS
THE FUCKING BRITS
>>61128254
The French are also very skilled in the Cheese craft Keep doing good work Monsieur.
>>61128254
>Implying we aren't Bloody Batavians
>>61128633
Second response was for
>>61128294
>>61128633
This one
>boner.jpg
>>61128689
You're more likely to be a salian frank than either a batavian or frisian.
>>61116077
France was once a great country, undisputed. What we should be asking ourselves is how were they so ruined and how can we avoid it?
>>61128552
rule brittania tbqh
better than you tbqh
at least their women shave
france is a joke smdh
>>61128294
I'm from Alsace, bordering Germany, my name is german because people here are basically Aleman people (700 A C)
>>61116077
>Without the Froggies, USA would never have been great.
Without the United States you'd be ruled over by Germans.
You're welcome.
>>61128871
I know for sure that I have Frankish blood in me. Especially because I know I have Deep roots in the Elsass. But i am still sure i have some Batavian Blood because with the amount of ancestors I have its quite likely some are Batavian
>>61116077
Well France, you became gunless faggot surrender monkeys. And in case you haven't notice, we hate gunless fag Britcucks probably more than we hate you now. So it works out.
Get guns, then we can be friends again. It's not that complicated.
>>61129142
>>61129281
>Mfw I just typed this
>>61129142
You guys realize that you're probably some of the closest related races on earth right? Frenchmen, Germans, Dutch, Flemish, and Walloon are for all intensive purposes basically genetically identical.
>>61129197
>wehrmacht coming in France
No rapes
> USA delivering France
Shit tons of rapes
YOU'RE welcome
>>61129281
>>61129369
Ik ben kanker kutje
>>61129383
>YOU'RE welcome
not much of a gift if you ask me, we all got hair on our dicks from the forests all your women have down there
>>61129529
Je suis petite Merde
My French is pretty bad tbqh
>>61126374
Hell we established TWO countries in western africa to send them too. Nigs wanted to nig here because they realized how good they could have it.
>>61129372
That's not very homogenous... South of France is more likely latin, Brown haired.
North, sure they are frankish and germano celts blond/blue eyes.
>>61129747
salut tu veut etre mon copain :3
>>61129372
Well we do not like to believe this because then Slaughtering each other seems like a bad thing.
>>61129550
>we
Certainly not, moron
>>61129683
Good enough to communicate obviously ! Here we used to say "Elsass über alles"
But these days... >muh identity
>>61116077
We repaid you by giving you back your sovereignty during WWII and preventing the USSR from annexing you. Stop crying.
>>61129800
Non pédé pas à cette heure
>>61129904
True... What a fucking waste.
>>61129977
How do the people in the Elsass identify themselves most of the time? Germans or French?
french people are all secret faggots don't listen to them famz
>>61130144
s-stp tes ou je viens te chercher <3
Frankbro, have faith. Soon your countrymen will rise up and cast out the mudslimes as you did centuries ago. Your national pride will be redeemed, and the soul of your people's hitler, Napoleon, will smile upon your lands once again.
Fear not, got mitt uns.
whala sui un refugier syrien suis posais et je viole marie :D
>>61130431
>national pride
how can you sympathize people who think they won the 100 year war because and even say it's because some random slut
french people are just horrible gay snobs
>>61116077
Please take back the French Canadians we no longer want them.
>>61130202
>>61130202
Elsassich, und vieleicht französe
Seriously, basically Alsace is one of the most active region, we inherited this from Germany. We like Germany, but sometimes not germans. We're more french than german.
But you can meet nostalgics oldfags here claimin theyr german roots. Fucking traitors for me, Alsace first, then french.
>>61130581
we neither
>>61130529
>France lost the hundred year war
Spotted the bongistani on vacation
>>61130628
Je suis francais connard je vie a lille
whala suis une arab gros
I'm an terrorist who lives near belgium border
>>61130616
try telling them that ayy
>>61130298
>>61130441
Hi bong, sup ?
>>61130431
Deus vult, thanks lad
>>61130592
Good to know I should really try to discover more about that part of my heritage
>>61130740
tg sal batar vien jtencule ta race sal pedale qui se cache deriere son clavier
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61130581
With pleasure
>>61130864
t ou gro
PUTAIN JAI
MAL AU BIN G MANGER TOUT LES CHOKAPIX QUE MA MAMAn MA ACHETER!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61130581
Why do you lads hate the quebecois? I don't get it, sure they're snobby french people, but they're no worse than any american you'll ever meet. They're super nice and helpful to non-native french speakers, and I've never had any issues with them.
>>61130762
You should lad, even in country Alsacian are Nice people, very talkative.
Nice région tbqh : route des vin, Obernai city (small city, beautiful city)
>>61130812
Look at the time john-pierre
>>61131035
I think it's because they're all hardcore progressives.
France lost a lot of respect for your absolutely terrible and pathetic showing in WW2. You lost to the Germans in 3 weeks! An entire nation of 50 million people, getting annihilated in 3 weeks! The Germans fought 20 million Red Army soldiers and 10 million allied soldiers to the bitter end and every kilometre within Germany was contested and defended aggressively.
Why did you lose so badly? You can't recover from that, lads.
please listen to this traditional french song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7gINSZ6Oz4
it is the sound of my people
>>61131075
sal faible
>>61131131
>australia
losing a war against birds
I hate snobby french people but just because some generals lost a war in 1940 doesn't mean our generation did I mean did Australia ever invade more of Europe then France?
>>61131035
persian's are cool quebecois are rude smelly inbred filth
>>61131153
Alsace fils de pute, t'es où toi ? Mec, je suis supérieur à toi physiquement à 95% sale enculé, à moins que t'es un 9mm ou un couteau t'as aucune chance sale chienne que t'es
>>61131035
Le bantz
>>61131287
lille
sui un neet ne me fait pas de mal stp jrigoler :(
>>61116651
That isn't true at all. Don't act retarded just because some American hurt your fee fees.
>>61131404
fuck u amerikanski
>>61116267
>If it wasn't for the US and UK you frogs would be speaking German right now
Forgetting the resistance once again
J-Just chill fellas it's past 4am here, listen this classy french song and get a sleep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZY8z3pRVM
>>61131364
Putain de fagget, t'as rien d'autre à foutre à 4h30 ?
On dirait un autiste qui s'ennuie fils de chienne
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>>61116873
Seek mental health counseling please.
>>61117866
BASED YANK, ABANDON THREAD
>>61131528
>french resistance
now that's not a resistance de gaulle even negotiated with the Americans so he could be the first in Paris
now a real resistance are the yugos who liberated themselves and where the only "socialist" country really independent from the USSR
>>61131546
t srx ta pas poster du b2o mais nique ta mer sal connar
>>61131552
tes comme tout les francais mechant :(
le seul truc que je connais de l'alsace c'est votre vin blanc que je suis en train de boire :3
>>61131528
oh look, a 'Canadian' shit posting to defend France.
>"b-b-b-bbutt the resistance!"
we should have left them to beat Hitler, I'm sure they could have done it alone - right?!
>>61116766
>number of military deaths is the best measure of a nation's military contribution to a conflict
Russia had a shit military with shit equipment aside from what we provided them. Of course their losses were higher.
>>61131676
were*
sorry for my english
>tfw can't speak english or french :(
>>61131803
lmao I love how americans get butt hurt about russia
>>61118304
I can just imagine you, shaking so violently with rage that you drop your croissant on the floor and hurl your sack of baguettes across the room as you post.
Suis le seul vraie negro dans ce thread
>>61131787
this
>>61131715
b2o c pour la chatte a ta soeur écoute ca guella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZmWaf8d1U
>>61131890
> croissant and not a croissant aux amandes
pleb taste
>>61131803
If you just look at the casualties suffered by the allies, that may be the logical conclusions.
If you look at the axis casualties, you notice Russia really did do most of the work.
Deus vult indeed.
>>61131777
Lequel ?
>>61131787
As usual, the bongi smugging talking shit.
France never surrendered during WWII.
>>61131803
More than 50 times mate, just realise this number, and read about germans losses.
>>61131939
je shit poster pour b2o mais j'aime bien sa
ta plus de "gangsta rap" francais?
>>61131976
You see this flag you little bitch? This is the flag that has pounded yours into the ground time and time again over the centuries.
We stuck up for you, my grandfathers died, and all you can do is be an ungrateful little shit and correct Americans on their English skills.
You should be kissing our fucking boots.
