Norwegian inventions:
>a fucking cheese slicer
And the prize for the most useless country in all of existence goes to..... NORWAY!
>>61081628
Kingdom of Swaziland exists
OP is literally a faggot. Flag checks out too.
>what is every country in Africa
They exist only to consume
>>61081628
This man does not portray Swedish opinion of Norway accurately.
Finland's greatest invention
>>61081628
Sweden invented cucksheds
Back to the shed, Sven.
>>61081628
>swedish waitress working in Norway detected.
Stay jelly, Sveariget.
>Grandparents on fathers side came from Norway
>Grandparents on fathers side came from Sweden
>Great-Grandparent came to Norway through Denmark and I have a Danish surname
What should I claim of the three? Which one is less cucked? I have already considered suicide due to Swedish ethnicity.
the only thing Sweden ever invented was a fucking HIV tracker, you cucks.
>>61082604
none.
you're american...
>>61081628
Swedish inventions:
>The Quran
>>61081628
Don't you eat cheese you faggot?
>>61081628
>>61081628
A Norwegian did discover Thorium
Also Hafnium, but it was predicted to exist by Mendeleev
>>61082819
he probably only eats dickcheese lmao
>>61082686
I realize that. I mean when people ask me about my heritage when they see my surname.
>>61082983
>>61082819
>>61081628
>Scandinavia
>>61083467
Truth
>>61081628
>>61081628
Norway helped stop the Hun getting the Atomic Bomb.
>>61082421
Finland = meme factory.
>>61081628
Sup sweden
>daily reminder
>>61081628
you forgot explosive harpoons and aerosol spray
We discovered America way before that faggot Columbus. The only thing Sweden has done of note is discover the slowest, most painful and idiotic way to commit suicide. You all deserve the Darwin award.
>>61083366
whats your surname then?
>>61081628
Sweden:
>helped mankind with its many inventions, like the pacemaker, dynamite, three-phase electric power, ball bearing, tetra pak, adjustable spanner, propeller
>discovered a whole bunch of the elements in the periodic table
>supply the world with iron ore
>Alfred Nobel
>good music
Norway
>cheese slicer
>low-tier black metal
>church burnings
Finland have made more progress in the last 200 years than Norway have for like 1500 years.
Important nordics: Finland, Sweden and Denmark. The least Norway could do is to take all the refugees that arrive in the other nordic countries to make it up for their level of irrelevance throughout history.
>>61085013
Sven is visiting Copenhagen, eh? How do you like the cheap beer?
>>61085013
A fucking 2 year old could defeat your toughest mountain, Denmark. Shut your stupid mouth.
>>61085013
nice proxy Sven.
Norgebros are basically Mountain Danes you cu ck.
>>61085013
one fag plays black metal and burns a church and its all every norwegian ever do.
how does everyone know about this? i didn't even know about it until recently
>>61085527
More like mountain gorillas, skiing down some slopes for a living.
>>61085504
Don't believe the impostor, you are better than this. And even if he is a real danefag, he's clearly not white, so his opinion should be disregarded anyways.
>>61085013
C U C K
U
C
K
Swedish inventions:
>a fucking cuckshed
>>61085013
Swedish proxy detected. Denmark and Norway are brothers. The black sheep of Scandinavia is Sweden.
>>61081628
Fuck you sweden, you're the one ruining scandinavia
>>61085689
someone is jelly about our glorious mountains and snow.
>>61081628
You're just mad because you don't have oil.
>>61081628
Sophus Lie was Norwegian, you mentally impaired faggot.
>>61083366
I'm going to guess that your surname ends with -sen or -son
What about Ireland?
>>61085897
I'm gonna go with muhammad
>>61086018
kek
>>61085844
DENMARK GOT MOUNTAINS N´ SHIT! SEE PIC SNOWNIGGER!!!!! REEEEEEEEE
feels good being finno-danish
none of em cuck genes
which one should i move to?
meanwhile czechs invented contact lens and basics of genetics (Mengele). are we master race?
>>61086161
*Mendel
LOl.
>>61082599
How does your socialist society actually work, Norkek? Would it work at all without the trillions of dollars you made from oil?
>>61086141
depends. Finbros are generally more based than the average danes, but I think you'd have more fun over here since everyone is DTF, good looking and alcohol is insanely cheap and weed is basically legal since you can just easily talk your way out of fines in the court, if you are one of the few who actually get caught.
>>61085830
>that Swedish woman who said Kardemommeby was right-wing extreme
"mfw "do not bother other people, be kind" is considered extremism by Swedish feminists
>>61082225
white south africans are quite handy though.
Dolosse
Kreepy Krauly
CAT Scan
Speed Gun
Pratley Putty
Economical Solar Power
Q20
Smartlock Safety Syringe
Oil from Coal
Heart Transplant
Retinal Cryoprobe
>>61085155
I'm not using a proxy nor VPN. 4chan just thinks my IP is danish for some reason. And I'm just being realistic here, Jens.
I like Denmark though, Copenhagen is really nice.
>>61081628
What are you comparing Norway to?
You certainly aren't comparing Norway to any African countries, because if you did you'd see Norway is practically populated by God-Men compared to Africa.
>>61086325
Not too interested in herbs or alcohol because i tasted it once and it tasted like shit.
>>61086316
>become rich
>take glorious clay back from the evil EU jews
>make your own rules
>keep enough money within borders to keep everything safe
>allow citizens easy access to financial help and counseling on business
>citizens become millionaires
>????
>profit
>>61085814
>Swedish proxy detected. Denmark and Norway are brothers. The black sheep of Scandinavia is Sweden.
Correct. Danes love norway, even if they tricked us out of oil. Sweden can die of muslim aids for all we care.
Norway invented synthetic fertilizer, they key card lock, aerosol spray, writing paper, the gas turbine, the hand grenade and the land mine you Swedish cunt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkeland%E2%80%93Eyde_process
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_S%C3%B8rnes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Richter_(inventor)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Rotheim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86gidius_Elling
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Waltersen_Aasen
>>61086513
Var snäll nu danskjävel.
>>61086476
How do I get rid of corruption? It's a problem with us Slavs.
>>61086462
Dont like alcohol? Funland and Danmarx might be bad places to go then.
Look up Lithuanian inventions, prepare to laugh.
>>61086569
Whatever Mohammed.
>>61086138
>during the 19th century an expedition of 15 men tried to reach the top
>only 3 survived
been to Denmark three times. god tier amusement parks. was also the only times i saw cornfields.
>>61086344
>mfw 4chan knows Sven clay is rightfully danish
>>61086778
I swear the fucking ice cream cones are like two meters tall or something.
>>61086325
does denmark accept white australians?
>>61081628
>>61086572
Enlightenment. It sounds like bullshit, but it's like the happiness redpill. And when everyone is happy and can look beyond the "i need pleasure now" part of the ego, they'll realize you can get further by not being a corrupt asshole.
That, and murdering the people who oppose this.
>>61081628
Sven pls
>>61086834
Someone needs to undo the Treaty of Brömsebro and the Treaty of Roskilde, to set the borders straight.
>>61086572
by being honest and not subhuman trash
we have the lowest corruption in the EU in Denmark and we do like shit to prevent it. People just dont do it because its wrong and shitskin tier.
>>61086903
maybe... our future king seems to favor you Straya
>>61086572
Remove the Jews.
>>61086834
Fuck broder, that picture almost made me choke on my forloren hare. That's amazing
>>61086572
>citizens become millionaires
there's your answer.
>>61086513
>even if they tricked us out of oil
enlighten me about it
>>61086834
man i want some red pölse
>>61086691
I mean it probably depends on the alcohol but i certainly wouldn't haul that shit up every week.
>>61087069
Is it too much to ask for help in socially engineering Serbs so they see past the crab bucket mentality? Mind you this can easily be a 10-15 year project.
>>61082421
>>61086834
Kek. Funny thing is, I'm not even close to Skåne so I don't see how this happened. Anyways, I wouldn't mind you taking over that shit in terms of our geography and all, but you see, a huge amount of SD voters live there so without Skåne, Sweden will stay forever cucked, fellow danebro.
>>61086903
Our people are already more alike than you might realize. Just the fact that you are a straya cunt would give you instant recognition and respect.
>>61087191
>maybe... our future king seems to favor you Straya
Are there many Ausfags there?
>>61085830
wtf happened to sweden? How did they become so hopelessly cucked?
>>61087446
good, i'd like to win over some danish qts with my aussie charm :^)
>>61087343
Serbro, The vast majority of former commie states are filthy with corruption.
Give it another generation or two, and it will eventually wash itself out.
We're still corrupt as fuck, but slowly things are turning for the better;
At this certain point in time and history, i'd much rather be poor than enriched.
>>61087402
I live in skåne and sometimes my IP appears as norweigian
the cuckshed wifi is wierd sometimes
>>61086736
>The Euthanasia Coaster is an art concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.[1] In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives "with elegance and euphoria".[2] As for practical applications of his design, Urbonas mentioned "euthanasia" or "execution".[3] John Allen, who served as president of the Philadelphia Toboggan Company, inspired Urbonas with his description of the "ultimate" roller coaster as one that "sends out 24 people and they all come back dead".[4]
Germany should build one and say its training equipment for suicide bombers.
>>61087258
Per Hækkerup got drunk and accepted a deal about the north sea oil fields in 1963 that wasn't very beneficial for denmark
>>61087255
While squatting and drinking, me and a friend figured out that it would take us about 400 years to catch up to Nordic society. It's kind of depressing to think about.
>>61087179
it will never happen bro :,(((
>>61087293
Gods gift to Nordics
>>61087496
nope. Got a few tourists once in a while. Never met one myself in the 10 years Ive been living in the danish capital.
>>61087402
>a huge amount of SD voters live there
Thats because they carry based danish genes.
>>61087612
well, you got most of the silver from kongsberg so i'm sure we're even
>>61087498
http://www.destroyzionism.com/2013/01/13/how-and-why-sweden-became-multicultural/
>>61087553
I know...It just kind of sucks that I'll probably be dead by the time things change. What's even worse, us young people have access to all of this knowledge but we have absolutely zero resources to do shit about it.
I guess my destiny is to work abroad if I can and then spend my money back home.
>>61087697
nah more like they live closer to sandniggers than anyone
>>61087322
a beer a day keeps the queers away
>>61087343
A big game changer is removing toxic shit from your food. Organic food is good for the reason, that transfats and other weird synthetic shit and not compatible with our system. A lot of it requires very specific structures to integrate with the human body and give benefits instead of ruining.
It is not a shot in the dark to assume, that when you have spend 20+ years building your body up with shit that's basically a retarded version of what you need, that you then end up being a retard. But you must not blame, the only thing you can do is be positive and be the best example you can be. It will change the world around you.
>>61087736
NORGE SUGER MIN KUK
>>61087697
DANMARK SUGER MIN KUK
>>61082983
FINLAND SUGER MIN KUK.
SVERIGE MASTERRACE BEST OF SCANDINAVIA
>>61087258
A minister of ours basically gave you insanely rich oil fields for free/symbolic sum, because he was drunk.¨
Denmark has been fucked by incompetent leadership for 200+ years now.
You've really stepped up your shitposting game recently Sweden, I admire your high aims but you'll never beat the the Australians
Why is Sweden not only wrong but also pretentious on every single issue?
>>61087402
>implying its not all Dane clay
>>61087550
act mysterious and dont be pushy, and soon your accent will get you in the pants of several 16 year olds.
>>61081628
I think your hatred is misjudged. Instead of focussing on your national allies, focus on your own god damn invaders, Swedecvck.
Your country is the joke of Europe. Even Poland is doing better.
>>61087736
Well it's okay norway bro. You need oil so you can earn money and pay the 80 kroner a cucumber costs. We forgive you and unite in our hatred against for swedistan.
>>61081628
>Sweden
>A country whose biggest national hero (Gustav Adolf) died a few battles into his rebellion, causing it all to tumble down miserably
No wonder that you lot are such cucks these days.
>>61087679
>nope. Got a few tourists once in a while. Never met one myself in the 10 years Ive been living in the danish capital.
That's surprising, but then again I think most Australians that move to Scandinavia end up in Sweden.
>>61087915
thanks bruh
>>61087642
>Slav drunk math
Probably accurate
>>61087789
Protip: Buy cheap from china and sell at absolutely ridicules prices at home. It'll take a few hundred or thousands depending on how stronk your currency is, but doing it right will lead to exponential growth. It'll take a few months, but you can earn millions in max 3 years. And when you have the first million you can make it into atleast 3. And the train keeps rolling.
>>61086316
It's not really socialist, though. Not in any real sense of the word. We have free enterprise and consume like crazy.
high taxes, the fact that we are so small and that people have high trust in governing entities due to very little corruption, and most women working is what makes our wealth possible.
One of the most important factors for Norwegian, and Scandi wealth for that matter, is - I shit you not - women in the workforce. Scandi countries were the first to have women in the workforce on a large scale.
It is estimated that our women's workforce is worth 3x our oil wealth. The oil has taken us a notch above our neighbors, but we would be pretty great regardles.
>>61087789
To be incredibly honest with you, I'm quite proud of Romania in my own stupid way;
Then again I do live in Bucharest, so i'm not feeling the "pain" of the countryside, and the capital is pretty much like any other one in europe...without the rapefugees which is really cool.
Generally I'd say in about 10 years we'll be decent enough..
I was actually pretty amazed the past few days, cuz i was watching TV and for the first time they were actually saying good things about internal growth and stability so I can only hope for the better.
How are things in Serbia?
>>61087812
This is true. The food here is beyond unhealthy but the only other option is pretentious yuppie food for lazy soccor moms that costs x3 the amount of regular. I thought Balkanbros had pretty good food, or is it just the Bosnians?
>>61087842
>Denmark has been fucked by incompetent leadership for 200+ years now.
i know that feel.
when cars were new and all the cool kids were making them the government decided it wasn't worth the hassle.
>>61087812
We have very good food. In fact, this resource is so vastly underutilized that I have legit concerns that we are a nation of retards. We spend millions in keeping heavy industry afloat while neglecting our nature and arable land.
We neglect IT in favor of building car factories.
What the fuck does a Serb know about building cars?
Jesus Christ, if we could actually focus on the things that are plentiful here, we would be rich.
I mean, the fucking Dutch make billions from trading flowers.
I'm just saying I think food products could be our oil.
Sorry to bother you guys with my poverty, I'll probably be seeing you when I emigrate LEGALLY.
we did get the nobles prize in medicine in 2014 and won tour de ski a week ago
>>61086861
Thats bornholm.
>>61082944
Yes, but that's not an invention.
Norwegian society while left wing in general, is open to discussion and includes multiple viewpoints, and tries to build consensus from what would work first, and from political grandstanding second. The political system is designed to fix problems, not to heap glory on politicians.
In Sweden they try to build consensus around what is the *right thing* first and around how well it would work second. It's why you see Swedish people morally grandstanding and Norwegians going "Yes, but our country works." as a reply.
The entire non-sequitur of "lol oil" is also just that. When we split from Sweden in 1905, the average Norwegian was more productive than the average Swede, in both GDP and GDP PPP.
That's not to say that Sweden is retarded. They have a long tradition of thinkers and scientists that they should be proud of. They have a great tradition of storytelling that is beloved over all of the Nordic countries.
Whereas Norway's traditions are those of engineering, prudence, trust and pragmatic troubleshooting.
It's why our left wing government after the Utoya shootings liberalized the gun laws. Because the police were asked to go through them and tell them what they thought about it.
The police said that the rules were a bit too strict, suggested areas where they could be less strict, and the left wingers replied with "Fair enough, you guys know this shit so we'll listen to the experts."
Now answer me this dear amerifriends, If those two faggots in California had shot a hundred teenagers and bombed the white house, would the US federal police suggest laxer gun laws?
And if they did, would Obama go through with it?
tl:dr Swedebro is wrong, and had a Swedish moment, but we still love him.
>>61088227
That, and i recently read that most organic food in the states is actually way more toxic to humans, because its cheaply produced and doesn't poison the ground. America is so fucked when it comes to legal loopholes. The only thing i can recommend for you is growing your own shit.
![Gustav_II_of_Sweden[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ftjOdok.jpg "Gustav_II_of_Sweden[1].jpg")
>>61088080
No our biggest national hero is pic related in term of military accomplishment.
Gustav XII was made a martyr because he fought his entire life against all odds and died
>>61088232
>We neglect IT in favor of building car factories.
We did exactly the opposite and it worked like a charm.
http://bcove.me/s9xvidf1
Video about our oil fund.
>>61088222
Not that bad, I guess. Good or bad, things develop at a snail's pace around here.
We're quite impractical people, it's what pisses me off the most.
Other than that, I like living here. I don't think you'll ever find friendlier people.
The only thing really lacking is the ability to be able to plan your future, and that is a major issue.
We scrape by, but most of my friends are unemployed.
Thankfully we're fucking Slavs so it's always fun.
>>61081628
Sven is still mad about 1905
And btw we also invented the modern whale harpoon
>>61088521
It's just demographics. The mentality of our aging and deluded population is killing us.
Their obsolete ideas are so bad It's got me wishing that everyone above the age of 40 just dies.
Give younger people a chance and you'll see prosperity in just a few years.
>>61088232
Serb friend, you have awakened. You see the bullshit around you and you are questioning it.
You say this;
>Jesus Christ, if we could actually focus on the things that are plentiful here, we would be rich.
I mean, the fucking Dutch make billions from trading flowers.
But you say it in a way, that implies that you dont want to help fix the problem. So you become part of the problem. What you need to do, is fucking think about all these grand opportunities that are just lying there, waiting to be harvested for mad profit. Then make lists, sum up what YOU would need to do, to make money from each specific thing. When you've spend some days doing this, you start narrowing it down to what is actually doable in your situation and what entices you the most.
And then you build your empire, and in a few years time, you'll have enough money to be as influential as what the NWO would be if they were real.
That's how the world works, and very few people know it. You now do. I'd ask you not to use it for evil, but we all have a reason to be here, and the power is yours after all.
>>61086554
Be fair, the land mine and hand grenade (the modern versions that were invented) were really done by one sergeant that REALLY hated Swedes and liked to play with explosives.
We just gave him more explosives and noted down the really interesting applications of kötbulle removal.
Just because you're insane doesn't mean you can't be an asset. He truly was an inspiration.
>>61088212
This is interesting, could you elaborate?
>>61088762
>Sven is still mad about 1905
the part when you begged us like bitch for independence and we let you out of pity? Not a single blood shed. Cant believe norweigians can still be arrogant about it.
>>61088431
It's a consumer society. Business comes first. We sort pushed this neoliberal model onto the rest of the developed world to further our own markets.
Most people are just really dumb here and would rather defend a bad model than change. They even take pride in making a shitty society because they feel it was their power which made it.
>>61088762
> invent whale harpoon
> ban whaling
Well done tard
>>61088633
Well, I fully understand the impractical feature in the balkan people.
We needed a national tragedy to enforce fire regulations - that's beyond comprehension
In terms of economics, (Again - i'm being biased because bucharest is not the whole country) you can plan your future pretty well as long as you are determined but the legal battles are impossible.
Bureaucracy over here is one of the worst things aside from corruption and gypsies.
It's one of those "Go to sector A, then to the main clerk, file the form and go to X to receive Y, sacrifice a virgin in a volcano and pay 25% taxes on any business" kind of trip
Funny..we used to have a silly saying longer the lines of:
- If you're a strong individual but incredibly stupid as a nation..you're romanian
>>61088431
link to article?
>>61088994
Can't argue with the guys who brought us Hitler. Sorry Norway
>>61088994
>sell to Japan
>no worries over sanctions or butthurt
We condemn countries for killing people with banned weapons that we sold them. This happens all the time.
>>61088818
Haha, worrying about the grand scheme of things without doing anything to better yourself is a Serbian trait, bro.
But, you're right. I guess the intelligent thing to do is to make an assessment of your situation, find out what resources you have at your disposal, find out what the rules are and then proceed to finding the mechanism to accomplish your goals.
>>61089222
> Japan buying equipment in Norway
Meanwhile back on planet earth
>>61087612
Well, that's how you faggots got Greenland, so I'm just going to say that turnabout is fair play and laugh a bit.
By the way how is Greenland working out for you?
As a peace offering have a cosplay of animu gril eating rice.
>>61081628
>>61089127
Just look at the ingredients on the back. Most all bread, cheese and meat here is full of plastic and corn syrup.
>>61088906
>norwegian inventing 101:
>give explosives to insane people and write down what they do
explosive harpoons, penguin missiles, landmines and grenades...
>>61089127
Shit man, im drawing a blank on that one. I just remembered it, since a friend sent an article a few months back about it, and i've been seeing several youtube videos with people explaining how they've become sick because of it. I'll have a look around.
>>61088818
Hehehehe stupid goyim! I now know of the vast possibilities in Serbian agriculture and will utilize it to gain shekels and poisen the serb population with hormones.
>>61089346
Mannish
>>61088222
There is nothing wrong about being proud of who you are or where you're from.
That pride and love for your home is what makes it possible for you to make it better for the next generation.
We are glorified caveman.
>>61089358
no norbro is talking about something else. How the food is actually grown. Im pretty highly educated about what is in the ingredients. Half my time in the store is reading all that shit on the back.
>>61089540
sorry cavemen*
>>61089126
> "Go to sector A, then to the main clerk, file the form and go to X to receive Y, sacrifice a virgin in a volcano and pay 25% taxes on any business"
Lmao, story of my life senpai.
What's worse, people blame the west for destroying us which is partially true, but then again I tell them that if he hadn't the negative characteristics in the first place, there would be none to exploit.
This society has to evolve sooner or later.
>>61089304
Fuck i know the feel, we Danes are fat, overeating, beer chugging, lazy assholes.
It also sounds way harder than it actually is, and the moment you get the first couple of monies from it, it'll bring you pleasure unlike anything, and thats when you know that it was meant to be and it'll become a game.
>>61088994
Whaling is still completely legal here, and was legal for centuries in most countries.
>>61088930
>begged
kek
>>61081628
Sweden is jealous as usual. Who do you think NASA is going to use to populate the Universe? You're future anime gf is gonna force you to get pegged by Abdul Jamals big black cock.
>>61089633
>begged
Sorry I mean bitched and moaned
>>61089435
Most of the organic food isn't organic. They just put it one step away in the food chain. A lot of people just get really defensive over the corruption here, lime today you don't want former agribusiness execs in charge of regulating agribusiness, tomorrow it's Islamic Communism.
>>61089538
right on enlightened norbro. Fingolia is meme factory. Sweden is cuck factory. Norway is ubermench production facility.
>>61089478
It's already happening. Gulf arabniggers want to buy up huge amounts of land so they can farm and export back to their shitty desert caliphates.
We're going to be left with huge amounts of arable land being used for foreign purposes while we starve it's going to be another Irish famine.
Fucking neocon big business bastards and their puppets in government.
>>61089333
Greenland, as far as i know, doesent do anything good for us and most likely never will since we will give them independece if they want it as soon as they are succesful... We also do nothing in our society to make Greenland feel as a part of Denmark. We rarely mention them on TV and we dont include them or the faroe islands in our weather reports.
They could be our greatest asset if only we took firm control over them and started using all their natural resources.
I wish for a stronger bond between Denmark Greenland and the Faroe islands.
A-and with you Norway.
>>61081628
>>61089706
Your* :^)
>>61089478
You joke, but this is literally what is happening globally. You know the reason why nuts costs more than alcohol, and sometimes cigarettes? Because the evil EU jews are shutting down any attempt to change the tax laws that they've made, so you buy more beer and cigs than nuts and other healthy shit that can help improve physical and mental health.
>>61089706
Upper pic could easily be from a school in Oslo east (Gronland, Toyen)
>>61089807
>Gulf arabniggers
Cant imagine the average Serb liking that too much?
Wont there be an uprising?
>>61089627
I feel like we can learn from each other, Scandibro. We have populations of a similar size and most people around here praise you. Please import more Serbs and other Yugos, we'll blend in better than the muslim hordes.
>>61089333
>NTRdWvc.png
>>61089919
>Implying
>>61089900
Yeah i know, its terrible.
And i fucking love nuts but they are expensive as all hell.
Same with alot of fruit.
>>61088994
Except we didn't? Everyone else did, and now there's more whales for us. (Japan is cheating, but that's okay, we forgive them. Whales are delicious, cheap and healthy food after all.)
Besides the US has started a breeding program now, at least according to /fit/.
>>61088433
Was that the guy who kicked the ass of the whole Bothnian sea area, from Poland to Russia, then invaded Norway and got promptly shot?
I keep getting the Swedish invasions mixed up.
>>61089977
I sense it too. Serbia will be on my list of countries that im gonna expand my business' too, gonna strengthen these relationships with cash money.
i like norwegians
they're not-depressed versions of finnish people
>>61081628
>sweden
>>61089977
As long as you dont bring thieving romas/gypsies im all for it!
>>61089933
Serbia is now open for business, bro. We're getting raped by the sheikhs and the IMF.
Arabs are ''investing'' (loaning) billions into a project to redesign the Belgrade waterfront.
Some have been buying property in the north of the country where most of the arable land is.
Things aren't looking good senpai I feel a cuckening will be had during my time :(
Thing is this is happening very slowly as not to trigger us Serbs into violence lol
>>61089712
You dont always have to say "yes", bro. Just imagine your rape statistic if you guys learned to say "no" every once in a while.
>>61081628
Soon all of Scandinavia will become part of Scandiavistan, its Allah's and his prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) will.
>>61090069
>think to myself "what a nice day to eat a mango"
>go to store for delicious mango
>1 mango 20dkk
>at the least 15 minutes worth of hard labor
>weep as i go toward cooling section to find cheap red pölse
>drown sorrow with billig sodavand filled with aspartam
>>61090185
>Was that the guy who kicked the ass of the whole Bothnian sea area, from Poland to Russia, then invaded Norway and got promptly shot?
Thats Karl XII that I mistakenly called Gustav XII. He pretty much ended our empire period but was made a martyr anyway because we felt sorry for him.
Gustav II ( lion of the north) was the savior of Protestantism and rekked half of europe
>>61089886
>Ekstra Bladet got some good shit once in a while.
>>61089977
we already got a fair share of Serbs here t b h
never heard of any problems with them. Just goes to show that its not about wealth but culture.
Poor slavs = no problems
Rich mudslimes = endless problems
Poor mudslimes = rapes in the street
lel, oil niggers btfo
lel, qatar north btfo
>>61090217
You're always welcome.
If you do expand, advertise on /pol/.
>pic related
>>61090235
Thanks Italy. I like your degenerate porn.
>>61090414
I look forward to fighting you disgusting mudslimes and liberate my fatherland and my brehtren nations.
I will gladly die for it.
>>61081628
Swedish inventions:
>fucking cuckolding
And prize for the most cucked country in all of existence goes to..... SWEDEN!
>>61090350
tbf Norway hasnt found the oil yet and we felt like you were a burden rather than useful and sweden was piss poor. But then saying you 'fought' for Independence and won is like saying the feminists 'fought' for women suffrage and won
>>61086316
Not by a long shot dont belive the other shitlords as they dont realise in any way how tied into evrytthing the oil is.
>>61081628
>Trying to shit on based Norway
>Be swedeshit
Ayy, tell me again why Sweden is the most hated country in Scandinavia.
>>61081628
Norway invented knives?
>>61090537
Yeah, basically the decency we attribute to ourselves is the only thing we have going for us if we were to start chimping out abroad, well...
>>61081628
Atleast they have this great man
https://youtu.be/17pg0-MRDnc
>>61088911
He can`t
>>61089983
I don't get it. It's just the hash imgur used when I saved it from there.
Is saving shit from Imgur bad or something?
>>61090695
So you think that if you remove the wealth from the equation you would descend into chaos?
How did you live before the oil?
>>61090584
Duly noted my friend, if i ever need a contact in serbia, i'll be shitposting on /pol/ for a month to get into contact. We will meet again!
>>61090297
Sounds terrible. Perhaps if my business plans work out and i become the nordic version of trump, I can help you out.
>>61090847
>NTRd
google it and you wont regret
t.Sven
>>61090437
Mango costs 16 NOK.
And you'd earn about 160/hr for a low paid position.
Never really thought of swedesbros as Norways enemy. They have been foolishly led away into sjwfem hell. Maybe some funny banter, but I would fight in their race war. I think in the future the liberals will look towards Norway and think Sweden 2.0
>>61088212
Your way of life depends upon you not having to defend yourselves.
You're fucking welcome.
>>61081628
>pretending like the Middle East doesn't exist
>>61090437
>20kr. 15 mins work
arbejder du i Netto min dreng? I så fald; flaskeautomaten er gået istå igen.
>>61090695
well Norgebro Denmark does not have any large reserves of oil and we seem to be during just fine.
Fact is that Scandinavian countries may seem socialist from the outside but they are in fact quite capitalistic.
>>61088222
You can't both post here and believe what you hear on state run TV. You just can't. Go away, gypsy.
>>61090976
Much appriciated burger-san.
>>61090437
Haha!
Buy fresh dates during winter, broder!
Its rich in fibers and you can get a box of 600g for 15-20kr if you are lucky.
its also quite rich in natural sugar so dont eat it too often but its the most delicious thing in the world.
>>61090947
Fuck. I just literally spend the last 6 months working at B-andfucking-O for what amounted to around 130/hr. In the weekends. Denmark is fucking shit-tier when it comes to honest money making.
>>61091012
>Denmark does not have any large reserves of oil
We have actualy just started building the largest oil-platform in the north sea my friend.
Source: I recently got a lift from one of the lead architects at Dong Energy.
>>61090437
Go dumpster diving or even ask the employes if they have fruit that they are throwing away.
>>61090695
Not entirely true, it's more that the oil killed the other industries by driving up the currency, making them uncompetitive.
That's why the crown is falling like a rock now, because the oil business is dying. On the other hand every other industry gets more and more competitive every day. Importing something from Norway now will cost you 30-40% less now than it would two years ago.
And thank fuck that whatever shit we like to throw about our politicians, they're actually kind of competent, so nothing terribly bad will happen.
We used to have a wide variety of industries before the oil came in the seventies. We were one of the largest aluminium companies, and our merchant marine was larger than the UKs.
The notion that we were poor dirt farmers before the oil came is wrong and needs to die.
>>61091012
>Denmark does not have any large reserves of oil
We're the only EU country that's a net exporter of oil and gas.
>>61091335
We had this fuckhuge merchant fleet before WW2.
It's time we rebuilt it.
>>61091312
The only thing i dumpster dive for is fucking pastries. It's mandatory to throw it out every night, even though it was made that morning. And it has to be separated into different bags depending on ingredients and whatnot.
>>61091260
I know we have a decent amount of oil and we try to suck as much as possible out of the ground.
Thanks for infor anyways bro. Didnt know they were expanding pt.
but it is nowhere in the scale of what Norway has access to.
That was my sole point.
>>61091437
true. but as already stated; we do not have the same amounts of oil as Norway.
Never said we did not have oil bro.
>>61091059
Well, now, that's more like it. We'll do what we can to get Trump in so that the protection can continue.
>>61090923
So according to UrbanDictionary:
> NTR
> Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.
Why the fuck would you want to watch that sort of shit?
>>61081628
We had the jew paragraph in our constitution.
That makes up for everything.
>>61081628
I'm gonna say Chad mate, corrupt politicians have sold the oil industry (90% of the economy) to BP. On top of that the different ethnic and religious groups are enriching each other. Oh and democracy is a joke in Chad. So Chad is my most useless country.
>>61081628
This man is a jew faggot that is trying to sow discontent with our neighbors.
Do not listen to this jew faggot.
>>61091609
Beta fucks often have a fetish of getting cuckolded - Watching other men fuck their woman.
Some of those who like NTR claim to insert themselves into the role of the outsider, though.
>>61091686
c'mon making fun of norway was our tradition since forever. But then I havent heard a norway joke since our young people fled to norway en masse for jobs.
Norway fucking sucks. If Sweden is like 100% fucked. Norway is around 85% fucked. That's the only difference. Most norwegians are just a bunch of homosexuals...Sweden, same thing. What the hell are we even arguing about?
>>61083366
Norway.. We got all of the viking exploration and history.. DK is fine too but abit dull history
>>61091811
Those jokes stopped being funny when multiculturalism was LITERALLY written in to the Swedish constitution.
>>61091551
We did, and then we manned it with philippinos because they're cheaper.
Still have Norwegian officers. If you went to the Marine High School, you could have gone on to work for a shipping company. (But that may be Bergen only.)
But it is funny how the second Germany invaded Norway, the allies logistics just fucking doubled overnight.
>>61091581
Yeah, but the new finds, while estimated to be as large as every other find put together, have been chosen to stay underground. It's just not worth the ecological risk, and also, the oil price kind of sucks, so it is even less worth it.
Far better to take the days now when we can afford to get off the oil industry dependence and ease over into other things than to try to keep the dream alive.
Besides, nature up there is just too pretty. (And yes, that's kind of how we think. We're not quite hippies, but we're pretty close I guess.)
>>61090976
Yes, and we pay for that with the uneven trade treaties. Also, I want to punch Wikipedia's retards sometimes when they list military spending as 1.6% of GDP. It's usually higher, because purchases of matériel like the F-35 (which isn't as bad as the idiots want you to think) don't go over the defense budget but over separate budgets instead.
So it's usually about 1.9%. It's in other words more complicated than it seems.
>>61091963
Wow
Someone didn't get his brunost this morning
Sweden invent
Islam rape
fucking pig
commit suicide?
>>61085013
Give Greenland and the rest back culture traitor!
>>61091990
>DK is fine too but abit dull history
How so? We were the rulers of scandinavia more often than you. And for the longest duration of "modern" history Denmark and Norway was pretty much one nation.
>>61091963
Get back over the border, Emil
>>61092097
To be fair, he probably haven't had his hike or his coffee today, so his mood is to be expected.
>>61092134
They got Greenland the same way we got control of the oil, so it's really kind of in our favour.
>>61092167
We know! You guys NEED to learn how to fight man. The entire cycle of Danish invasion beaten back into Norway by Sweden, then Norwegians beat the shit out of the Swedes, leading the Danes to invade Sweden...
Yeah, it kind of got old.
>>61091805
And cuckold porn is like inception. You're getting off on a guy fucking another guys wife. You have no emotional connection with anyone, its just a nigger fucking a flabby white chick and someone recording it.
It makes no fucking sense, it might as well be interracial porn... How can you get off to someone else getting off on someone fucking their wife.
>>61092167
>TAK I SOM FALDT, OG I SOM BLEV TILBAGE
Never forgot ;-;7
>>61091551
its expensive because of wages and outsourcing. most of our ships are manned with phillipinos as crewmen and polish as officers. only the chief and captain are actually norwegian. it should be illegal to hire foreigners on ships. then, because its on the sea, lower taxes so the companies can afford it.
we'd get our naval tradition back. its also about high time we expand our navy to defend our glorious long coast from foreigners dumping unwanted fish to get the most profit out of their quota.
>>61092334
>bork
?
>>61092389
You realize of course that shipping companies don't have to pay their taxes unless they leave the country?
So they have some billions of taxes owed, but so long as they stay they don't have to pay them. Taxation is already effectively zero.
>>61092264
>The entire cycle of Danish invasion beaten back into Norway by Sweden, then Norwegians beat the shit out of the Swedes, leading the Danes to invade Sweden
kek this is so true
All danes did was raiding and burning swedish coast and then get their ass beaten back to Norway and waited for norweigian to save their ass
What are Skiis you fucking somali nigger.
>>61092314
I think the appeal for them is watching your wife do something so degrading.
>>61092456
sneaky jews took over our naval tradition.
time to nationalize it.
>>61092044
It's not that the F-35 is bad.
It's that it's not any better. And costs more. You guys will probably cancel your order, or buy fewer.
>>61092509
Not our invention, but we made it popular though.
>>61086943
That little Wigelius shit is unreal.
>>61082421
pretty good actually. A close second to Germany I'd say.
>>61092615
it has to be better than F-16
>>61092213
I'm norwegian, and I live in Norway.. just about 2km from the border tho...
But anyway, FUCK commie Norway, fuck them!!
Only brainwashed AP cunts believe:
"NORGE VERDENS BESTE OR RIKESTE OG MEST DEMOKRATISKE RIKEBESTELANDRIKTLAND BEST!!!!"
lmao
>>61087255
There was even less corruption after WW2
>>61092591
I'm not talking about the husbands. I'm talking about the people watching the video the husband recorded.
Why is it a sub-genere of porn?
How is it different from your garden variety interracial porn?
>>61092742
Exactly you have to be pretty retarded to not know that Denmark is the best and most democratic country in the world
Glad you're not that stupid Norway
>>61092615
Did someone say F-35?
>>61085830
The eternal Swede seeks to undermine his neighbors cultures and destroy thier way of life.
![Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vqm0scv.jpg "Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle[1].jpg")
>>61082421
>white death
>>61087829
Jeg visste ikke at de hadde internett i Rosengård, Jamal.
>>61089706
It's funny because the top picture is actually from Norway. Fucking retarded oil niggers. You're only good for oil, with out it you'd be worse off than the Finns.
Since this is a thread all about how much of a cuck sweden is, i'll share this interesting little tidbit:
>a couple years ago some dude was digging through out Grundlov (laws and whatnot)
>found a law that stated something along the lines of
"in case Östersöen freezes over and it allows travelling from border to border by foot, any Swede you might come upon who's trying to cross, shall be chased away with hits from branches. And any Norwegian shall be greeted with warmth and be welcomed into your home to be offered a warm meal."
>I dont even think they bothered to remove it after it made headlines, because fuck sweden
>>61087829
Og Sverige suger Syria, Somalia, Irak og Pakistan sin kuk ;)
