Why does go hate us, my fellow Australians?
We get sweltering heat and bush fires one day, then storms and hurricane winds the next.
What have we done to deserve this?
>>61061870
God loves us. The most beautiful and unique country on earth. Inb4 abo
>>61061870
jealous of our thick aussie cocks i guess
>>61061870
Same reason the US hates Texas. They don't understand us. And they think our relationship with brown people needs to be fixed.
>>61061870
Meant to say God, obviously.
>>61062097
Flush it down mate.
My view.
>>61061870
Just God having some bantz ya pussy
First for Texas becoming a satellite state of Australia.
gooday mates
hows the outback tday
seen and kangaroos lads?
gday
>>61061870
>Why does go hate us, my fellow Australians?
>We get big black prime male specimens, then we are expected to try and compete.
>What have we done to deserve this?
>>61062446
That looks like a good way to get bird lice.
>>61061870
You could stop being autistic shitposting criminals :]
>>61062558
I always make sure my wife's boyfriend uses a condom for this reason. It doesn't have to stop you from having fun :^)
>>61062558
>aussie STDs
>>61062588
You could make your flag not look like a Christmas present.
>>61061870
Criminal offspring
>>61062710
Top bantz
It is because of racist stereotype that everyone outside Australia is spreading about you guys.
I am so sorry for this. I have been to Australia many times, and I know the truth. Watching this rampant racist and bigoted attitude towards you Australians here in /pol/ is truly sickening.
You are a culture, not a costume. Peace.
>>61062710
Nah we like Christmas and it's infinitely better than having Pakiland 2.0 flag on our flag.
You must be the biggest keks in the shed - Being cucked by cucks
>>61063061
Every australian I've met in real life looks and acts like the stereotype. Dunno if it's just shitposting IRL when out of Australia.
>>61062446
That's a large chicken. Niggers would fry the shit out of it here.
>>61063061
I don't remember Harold and Kumar getting cucked by any emus
>>61061870
This degenerate shithole has turned its back on God, and now it's getting the repercussions of doing so.
>>61063272
Sorry m8, but you've probably just met American impostors.
>>61063644
There is no difference between an Australian and an American imposter.
>>61062184
It's like nobody wants to acknowledge we are the last bastion of America's values
