can we get a thread going of just pictures of the pure fear and uncertainty in this mans face?
Is he retarded?
>>61049368
he probably has mild aspergers. theres no other explanation as to why hes so awkward
>>61049368
Look at what he married and you tell me.
>>61049574
There is nothing wrong with marrying a Mexican kobold.
>>61049574
holy shit I heard it was bad but thats just obnoxious.
>>61049243
Do you have the full webm of Jeb responding to the Boeing question by Trump?
It was the most hilarious deer in the headlights look I've ever seen.
>>61049526
>mild aspergers
The man carries around fake turtles, which he pretends are real and talks to them, in his pocket.
>>61049828
he puts good old georgie to shame. you know george could at least defend himself
>>61049734
You no take guaco!
>>61049243
Literally what happens when rich powerful men pull strings to put their retarded sons into positions of power.
>>61050102
It's been happening all throughout history. Now Trump is finally going to end it.
>>61049734
holy fuck my sides
>>61049828
I thought you were joking at first but then I googled it.
>The Republican presidential candidate, who early on in his campaign referred to himself as a "joyful tortoise," walked over to a 13-year-old boy here at a breakfast joint Wednesday and pulled out a tiny turtle figurine.
>"Slow and steady wins the race," Bush told the seventh grader.
>"I give them out to kids. Slow, steady progress -- that's what that means," he told reporters, as he pulled out more turtles from his pocket. "I have a bunch of turtles. I got the little baby Jesus, I got my rosary beads and I got three turtles."
jesus christ georgie was just stupid but jeb is autistic.
>>61049734
He should have married a Japanese Goblin instead.
jebs face after trumps "Im at 42 and youre at 3"
>doesnt matter
>>61049243
>>61050882
This is beautiful.
Jeb's face basically says
>My Jew donors didn't prepare me for someone like Trump. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
>>61050882
>invisible pimp hand
>>61050882
Fucking Jeb never disappoints. He's a breathing meme machine.
I love these bullying threads keep 'em coming folks.
>>61050882
i don't think jebs a bad guy but he is in a game that hopefully won't ruin him for the rest of his life.
i hope he drops out soon so he can go back to doing cool things
:'^{
>>61051178
heres the end of the debate
>>61050882
>>61050882
god you can literally see the phases of how caught off guard he is.
trump goes in for a low blow and jeb reacts accordingly jerking his head
then he realizes he caught himself off guard by what hes just done and gives an awkward smile to the camera further digging the hole of caught off guardness
>>61049243
Jeb's problem is that he's trying to do the same "goofy, slightly dumb" act that Dubya did. That worked just fine in 2000 when the world seemed peaceful and prosperous, but it's the exact inversion of the proper strategy for our current cycle.
With Cruz now presumably crippled and no other candidates capable of usurping New Hampshire or Iowa it looks like Trump is going to start ignoring the other candidates to focus on the general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky0scIBD2RY
MOAR YEB MAYMAYS
>>61050314
>joyful tortoise
You must be kidding me
>>61050882
'Who's more cut out to be President: Jeb or Trump?'
This webm answers that question immediately. He's far too awkward and easily intimidated to be leader of such a country.
>>61051908
but will his strategy of showering isis in his signature guac be the answer?
You can't spell live without evil
DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT CARSON CLIP WITH THE SHAKY CAMERA AND HIS FLAILING HANDS
I NEED IT BADLY PLEASE I'LL GIVE YOU MY DUBS FOR IT
I actually think Jeb is a genuinely good guy. But he is terrible at this. He shouldn't be on that stage. It's not his game. He may be good at something, but it is not public presentation.
>>61052277
he totally seems like the childrens therapist type.
>>61052277
he totally seems like the childrens therapist type
>>61052274
Lol I know what part you're talking about
Perfect moment because it was like he just woke up and the cameraman had to turn to him quickly before Carson got comfy and fell asleep again
>>61052371
>>61052403
so much for American super internet
getting a bit of lag there, mate?
>>61052510
we need a picture of jeb talking into a radio with the caption "Id appreciate it if you shut it down thanks"
>>61052274
pokemon snap, carson edition
>>61052510
don't even fucking start straya
>>61052371
Or a children's the rapist type.
>>61052274
It's in the sleepy Carson thread.
>>61051190
>i hope he drops out soon so he can go back to doing cool things
Like making guac?
>>61049574
anyone have the side by side with trump and his wife lol
he's had an iwatch for 9 months and had no idea it takes calls
>>61049243
>>61049243
i'm not editing it
>>61049734
fucking lol
![image00.nocrop.w529.h397[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nIzZ9qr.png "image00.nocrop.w529.h397[1].png")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ycP9P4lME&feature=youtu.be
>>61049243
>gets called weak
>makes creepy pedo smirk
possibly the least-gifted politician of our times
>>61052718
Thank you my friend I got it.
>>61049526
>>61052274
gotchu family
>>61052496
>>61052833
>windows 10
bro...
>>61052926
link it back to us nigga
>>61053147
probably a woman operating the camera
Saw this in the debate thread.
>>61052833
>modding an already perfect game
>>61053522
that is quite possibly the saddest thing i have ever seen.
>>61053372
>>61053618
I also have this
>>61053664
I can't even laugh at this.
>>61051307
That lady is looking at him like hes a disgusting beta
>>61053664
This man is such a mystery, he raises so many questions.
>>61053664
That's just sad.
Do you guys think Jeb posts on /r9k/
>>61053892
Yes
>>61052983
the feels D:
>>61053996
i cant get over the fact he actually does this.
>>61052635
the black arm kek
wait a minute, Ben Carson is a Snorlax, Jeb is Ash Ketchum with a pocket full of Squirtles, Rubio is a Zubat, Cruz is james from team rocket, and Trump is a fucking human being that doesnt play video games.
>>61049243
"Call off the planes.
Yeah, the one going into the White House and the Freedom tower. Tell dad the plan isn't going to work this time..."
>>61049243
>>61054331
>that fucking TIE
>>61054331
I can't laugh at this guy, it's like laughing at a retarded child
>>61054331
>a fucking cat tie
>cat tie
>>61054372
>>61053664
He's probably just an introvert
>>61054423
>>61053372
>>61054473
>>61052746
>>61054511
>>61054584
>>61054369
I dig that tie.
Carson's ties are the worst.
Legitimately feel bad for Jeb. This was probably his best debate, and the only time throughout the course of the debates where he was able to minimize his awkwardness and show some backbone.
If he had started like this instead of ending like this his campaign wouldn't the be the source of so many dank memes.
>>61054584
BIG
Jeb "B-but I'm a Nice guy" Bush
>>61053996
That kid ate the turtle after the picture to fully embody the spirit of Turtle Jeb
>>61053147
HOLY FUCK CARSON HAS PSYCHIC POWERS AND CAN STRAIGHTEN A CAMERA
Trump straight up called Jeb weak in this debate.
If that isn't an open invitation to get fucking fiesty and throw some shots and forget about proper political behavior then I don't know what is.
Gaaaawd I would have roasted Trump if he called me weak
Your election is a fucking circus.
And Jeb is the sad clown.
>>61053664
¡Yeb! and Cruz should get together. Sounds like they have a lot in common.
>>61049243
Jeb is the dadbod of politics.
>>61053996
jeb turtle #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSASN36T2Zw
jeb turtle #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4
When do you guys estimate Yeb will drop out? Right after getting BTFO in both Iowa and NH?
>>61054993
>Your election is a fucking circus.
Good. It has been establishment teleprompter robots on both sides for too long. Time for the People to take our damn Parties back.
>>61053996
>>61053664
I'm starting to love him /pol/. Please help.
>>61049574
I doubt she was even a 5/10 even when she was in her teens.
>>61055129
He literally wrote a thank you note to a sub par comedy show making fun of him
>>61053522
JUST
>>61055276
There are no breaks on the autism train.
>>61055440
*brakes fuk
>>61055268
the wedding had to be Spanish since she couldn't speak English
and that was after they'd dated several years
and they met when she was in an English class he was teaching
>>61051178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M
Is he like mildly retarded? Because he always comes across as awkward and weird and confused.
>>61055027
how can that seriously be his wife?
I never realized Jeb was so fucking defective
talk about regression to the mean
>>61055268
>>61055554
maybe he has a thing for bitches with bone disorders
>>61055554
think he won her over with the turtles?
>>61055706
I think she put a love spell on him.
>>61053147
>carson so sleepy even the camera man got narcolepsy
>>61055686
Mildly yes, like the Bush clan in general. I think he is smarter than Dubya to be honest, just autistic as fuck.
>>61053664
there is literally nothing wrong with not having friends
>>61056029
No but theres something wrong with having a turtle dealer on your phone.
>m-my name was mentioned...
>>61055959
Dubya came across as a bit dumb, but not full-on retarded. He seemed like that one guy who has trouble with words and never quite grasps the question, but is functional. Jeb is just that kid who didn't understand why people don't do certain things, or why people think he's weird, and just used this insane retard logic to try and justify things. If you told Jeb and George the same racist joke, George wouldn't get it, but he'd laugh anyway, and Jeb would need it explained to him, then he would loudly tell it in a crowded restaurant and blame you for telling it to him in the first place.
>>61049574
>MASTER
>BLASTER
HE'S JUST A CHILD!!!!!
>>61049734
KEK
>tfw
>>61056103
Go to bed Jeb, you have turtles in the morning.
We need to start spreading the rumor that Jeb carries a pocket full of LIVE endangered sea turtles around with him at all times.
>>61056218
Jeb will hang himself live at one of his rallies, but nobody will find out until the next morning.
>>61053664
I get it now
jeb wants to be friend the country
>>61053372
hahah, aww shit
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452829308143.webm
Enjoy, with sound.
It hurts. He looks so innocent, but he's stuck in the middle of the lion's den. I don't want anyone to hurt Jeb's feelings ;-;
>>61056218
>>61056596
damn, that's brutal
>>61056401
Top kek 10/10
>>61056650
>>61056401
that's fucking amazing.
i've been wondering where jim got it.
>>61056123
that is a perfect analogy
>>61054989
Yeah but you're not Jeb, who is practically incapable of roasting anyone
>>61056703
did he ever respond?
>>61056218
im fucking dying man
https://youtu.be/Lc3VhsZm9t4
doesn't matter
doesn't matter
>>61056905
I don't know
Christ these threads are like reading netorare. You feel fucking terrible but you keep reading.
Jeb's first foray into politics was the 1994 Florida Governor's race
His face when he LOST
kek
>>61056922
Is he actually autistic?
>>61049243
Have you seen Jebs new add? He's so desperate he's just calling trump a jerk now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk_0IXXjYCc&feature=youtu.be
It's not even funny anymore. You can tell that even when Trump went for his normal jeb insult he tried to stop himself from finishing the sentence when he looked down at Jeb on the end. It's like he realized he's just kicking a man when he's down.
Jeb is the ultimate example of a nice guy who will never win. I mean, I've grown up and accepted this fact, but it still pains me to see grown men who never realized that being a nice guy who wants to please everyone genuinely gets you nowhere in life.
>>61056703
Damn, even Julius gets more love than Jeb.
Maybe Jeb has a genius, long-term strategy to make us all feel bad for him.
You know he knows he's done, all those donors have to be fucking furious with him for burning all their money for nothing, he's become a living joke in the only world he's ever really known. He's now being openly mocked across even the serious news media. It has to hurt.
And yet he keeps trying to stand up for himself, and take a swing at Trump, and then he gets bitchslapped and humiliated in front of millions of people, and his peers, over and over and over again.
I want to give him a hug.
>>61056218
>>61050381
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
>>61056946
It's like I don't want to see a man driven to suicide but my goddamn eyes are glued to this train wreck.
>>61057390
He will make Trump feel really bad for him, so Donald will give him a prestigious cabinet position.
Ambassador to Chad.
>>61051307
Is this the part when he didn't get a closing statement? Did he have a closing statement?
>>61057284
Geez that's really sad
>>61056218
That is just sad, why can't he just drop out its painful to watch
>>61057420
I'm cackling. I love Yeb BTFO threads
>>61057178
Jesus, he is sounding exactly like a bitchy SJW. No wonder Republican voters want nothing to do with him.
>>61053372
oh my fuck hahaha
Yeb in "white aryan supremacy" lizard frog form
>>61057284
someone for the love of god piss in the ball pit
>>61056401
I can't fucking breath
>>61052983
That genuinely makes me sad for him
>>61057506
>Ambassador to Chad.
>Chad
10/10
Am I the only one who genuinely feels bad for señor yeb!?
I mean look at him, he is a pathetic puppet who was going to get the nomination without any effort, then the school bully took his lunch money and nomination and now is trying to get it back, but keeps failing miserable in every attempt
Also the man is a spaghetti machine
>>61053522
Jeb be more like alpha Trump if you want to make it
>>61056401
Where's the youtube link?
How much longer before he becomes this?
>>61053664
Fuck, I just want to call him up and go grab a beer now.
>>61057845
WTF is that some kinda fat spider monster?
His Super PAC shut down.
Where does the money go now?
>>61057845
Proof that Trump is a cuckfag... His old ass couldn't keep that woman satisfied. She sticks around for the money and fucks Chad on the side.
Recorded this gem a couple weeks ago. Less than 30 secs long
https://youtu.be/IZf0idDs21Q
>>61057850
No way, I haven't had this much fun with a candidate since those pictures of John Kerry trying to catch footballs and play football were released.
>>61057990
Oh god, I forgot about that awful cartoon. Painting jeb as a mouth breathing retard was the only thing they did right.
Why do you hate him so much? He seems like a nice guy
>>61056123
Great analogy. Jeb has Asperger's, George is just dumb.
>>61058130
jeb campaign staffer shill go pls
>>61058130
Are you an avocado?
>>61057845
Is that really his wife unedited? Jesus Christ, it looks like a toad or something.
>>61057850
>Am I the only one who genuinely feels bad for señor yeb!?
Remind yourself that he's a tool of the establishment and the elite. He would pass TPP and other deals to screw you over.
>>61058001
I dare you to fuck it
>>61058130
He's a literally autistic puppet of the party bosses
I always got the vibe that Dubya and Jeb only got into politics to please their old man. Jeb seems like a pretty genuine guy that is all caught up in the family dynasty.
>>61049243
I wish you would step down from that ledge my jeb
>>61050882
What was the question and which debate was this from, I want to hear it.
>>61057791
>"what kind, donald?"
>"2%"
>>61056401
11/10
>>61058201
I feel bad for him but I aint voting for the cuck
>>61056401
I lose it every fucking time
>>61058130
Nice guys don't win in politics.
>>61058135
You pay a bitch enough money and she will say whatever you want. Don't you watch porn? Of course it ended up in the paper. That's called propaganda so that sperglords like yourself will drink that up like jizz down your throats.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9488DLG.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>61053544
>playing any bethesda games without mods
>>61051717
lol
>>61055129
>second video
it's just sad at this point
>>61058271
from tonight and i didnt see this part so i want to know too
It's a bit depressing that most of us are way more like Jeb than Trump and still we love to see the Alpha cuck him.
... Then we go to sleep with our full length Anime waifu pillow.
>>61058373
Just do it already Jeb
>>61058482
Jeb is too nice, he shouldn't have been a politician. I guess that's the curse of his family.
>>61058472
You can be a beta loser all you want but don't try to run for president if you're a beta loser. If your whole country becomes beta losers because of poor leadership then you become Sweden
>>61058170
>George is just dumb.
Didn't George graduate second in his class at Yale?
>>61058472
Speak for yourself.
We may not be alpha like Trump, but Jeb is a straight up omega.
Living proof that all the money in the world can't make you a winner.
>>61057791
>>61058383
>being this much of an entitled cuck
why not just make your own game from scratch you pretentious faggot
>>61052833
Get ShareX you lazy shit
https://getsharex.com/
>>61058598
Too nice my ass, he would have done a shit load of evil shit if he got the presidency.
>>61058611
Don't know but he was a pilot, which is pretty hard if you ask me, beats the hell out of the current Community Organizer in Chief
>>61058482
That isn't hurting mah feels. I'm not so much pro-jeb as I am anti-trump.
Remember: Jeb approved the first "stand your ground" law in the country when he was the governor of Florida.
>>61058238
>Jeb seems like a pretty genuine guy
Are you nuts? He's just another criminal cocksucker.
>>61050882
He genuinely looks like a nice person. I hope he drops out soon so Trump can stop fucking his shit up
>>61049243
>Kill me now
>>61058806
Remember: "stand your ground" was not invoked in Zimzam's trial
>>61058806
Cool. Jeb can be the best legislator of all time, but he's extremely weak and borderline autistic. He's definitely not fit to be president. Why are you anti-Trump
>>61050314
i have seen this video and reading this still has me in tears
>>61051455
2000 bush mccain debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50c2kgvojCs
bush slow-fucks kerry in 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrXXa1_oArM
>>61058806
And Hillary was opposed to gay marriage. These are football issues deliberately pumped up so that establishment politicians can pretend to be at odds, when on all the issues that really count they are in perfect agreement right down the line. Since they don't actual give a shit about the football issues, they can switch positions anytime the wind blows.
>>61053522
Poor Jeb ;_;
>>61056401
jajaja
>>61058806
Also sanctuary cities, common core, etc etc. Jeb is a fucking nightmare. You got your 4 cents, you can go now.
Jeb wants to kill Baby Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Iz2nA1A5M
>>61058837
>He genuinely looks like a nice person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1valYG9IVI
>>61059036
I'd kill baby Hitler, too. Just to prevent Israel from coming into existence.
>people feeling sorry for jeb
Remember his family got rich flooding white neighborhoods with niggers. Sending whites to die for Israel. His family ruled the country for 12 years and it's become a slum.
>>61058611
Yeah people knock W as being dumb but hes clearly intelligent. The left usually falls back to 'oh, he graduated top of Yale cause his daddys rich'.
>>61059036
A baby is probably just about the only thing he could kill
>>61053748
she almost looks afraid of him, like he'll go batshit crazy on her and his staff afterwards in private.
>>61058974
I want Dubya back
Hot off the presses.
>>61056401
top cake
>>61050882
>>61058271
Found it 1h41m41s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeqe_XKWs3o&t=1h41m41s
>>61057178
lmao Jeb is so pathetic he has to suck up to literal retards because nobody else will be seen with him.
I think his campaign manager actually hates him and is actively sabotaging him.
>>61059139
And thanks to his immigration policies, Florida is now on the fast track to become the next California. Once the demographics switch in FL is big enough, Republicans will never win another national election. He fucked his state and fucked his country. I don't care how much of a mongoloid this guys is, I sure as hell don't feel bad for him. He belongs in a hole.
>>61055027
She get's tinier and more goblin-like for every time I see that picture.
Poor Jeb. I actually really like him as a person. He's just... not man enough to become president.
Imagine jeb having sexual intercourse with his goblin wife. He is twice as big
>>61057841
lol
>>61059560
Not really fond of bestiality toothpaste
>>61058067
John Kerry is a fucking queef.
>>61058482
he's right though. She's definitely here for the money and advertising.
Anyway you don't vote for someone because his wife is hotter, r-right Americans ?
Jeb is a sad case.
He's clearly a fish out of water. He doesn't belong in politics. But you know, family business I guess
>>61057791
>2%
>>61059776
Jeb is actually into high fantasy role playing
>>61052983
It's like a retarded boy running to his dog after special ed
Don't go to the Guac Party tomorrow.
>>61056401
That was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>61059880
the goblin, got it. She is fucking disgusting, you would think a BUSH beta even like Yeb could have landed a better specimen. He's got enough money
>>61049243
Jesus. Seriously.
> his face says one thing while his mouth says something else
His facial expressions do not match his body language or what he's saying
Has dubya come out with support for his brother?
>>61059124
>I'm new
>>61060103
haha
