Ted Cruz
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hes a canadian plant with the sole purpose of vassalizing america for the greater good of your top: Canada
>>61044950
Does wv not have pizza?
He got brutally raped on all sides tonight. Cruz BTFO.
>>61044950
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WEST VIRGINIA??
>>61045240
We do.
I am proud of my state for having the bravery to include anchovies as a local topping at all local members of major chains. Sadly, we are still enslaved by the meat-tube Jew.
>>61045488
pizza sucks cock anyway, I'll have a slice of plain cheese once in a blue moon
>>61045240
Maybe West Virginia has no favorite topping, they prefer plain cheese pizza.
>>61045651
>american pizza sucks cock
gourmet wop pizza is fucken delicious
>>61045667
My brother ate an entire cheese pizza daily for over 8 years. He may have skewed the results.
>>61045122
canada is not top, learn some fucking geography
>>61044950
he just put it work on that debate
idk how trumpfags can deny it
i actually liked trump too
plus rubio trying to lie about his record
disgraceful
>>61044950
Canukchurian Candidate.
>>61045845
Bitch please... Canada sleep to our side.
Cruz is a dope
>>61045258
Front runners get attacked from all sides. News at 11.
>>61045240
>>61045488
>>61045667
When the survey company called foodservice distributors to get a general estimate of supplies used, all 17 of the numbers dialed were to disconnected phone lines. Fearing a mass technical issue in the area, a police station near the state border were summoned to investigate.
Upon arrival, police reported back that most foodservice shipments and any other supplies passing over the border were stopped and traded for various amounts of moonshine, moonshine incorrectly labeled as whiskey, and distinctive but otherwise ordinary rocks.
For pizza toppings specifically, food supply trucks were run through the town each week with handlers dumping a clean line down the main street of most towns. Residents would scoop up the supplies as fast as possible and return to their homes. When asked if they intended to make pizza with their gathered supplies, and if so, what kind of pizza they would make, they grunted abruptly and spat in the surveyor's face.
So they're not on the map.
>>61047682
Yeah, that's typical.
>>61047682
I'm a West Virginian and can confirm these events did take place.
I still have 2 pounds of pepperoni from it.
>>61045240
Pepperoni rolls are the official pepperoni consumption method of WV. Tasty stuff.
>>61045845
Man, upside down maps are actually pretty cool looking.
