> Be American
> Surrender
>>61039315
Your just mad because your country is shit. Go away pablo.
>Be Mexican
>Be Mexican
>>61039315
According to my ancestors you surrendered first
>>61039430
>>61039401
IMMEDIATELY SURRENDERED
jelly because hes a mexicant off with you Juan
>>61039315
>be Mexico
>lose 55% of your pre-1836 territory to the USA
>>61039656
We sold the land
Now, we're taking it back.
A lot of shitposting with a Mexican flag lately. I have a feeling it's just one person.
>this thread AGAIN
>be Mexican
>get decapitated
>>61039315
>>61039315
You LITERALLY just posted this is another thread. An..an..and then thought it was such a good response you'd make it a topic of discusion? Fucking hell Mexico, you guys suck at shitposting
>>61039430
>Be american
>get replaced by Mexicans
>>61039315
Soon fucking mexican scumbag....
soon...
>>61039768
At least we tried to defend ourselfs
Not like your ''Military''
> T-Take away our guns pls
>>61039768
>Be america
>Loose 100% of your territory to immigrants
:')
>>61039941
>Be American
>Get shot
You're worse than the eternal Anglo shitposter.
>>61039315
see
>>61039656
don't make us come back down there hombre
>>61039972
> An..an..and then
Literally Autism posting
>>61040062
>now you have to defend yourselves
>from yourselves
>>61039830
>humiliating defeat at san jacinto
>hur dur no we sold the land
fuck of pedro. we should have hung santa anna from that live oak tree in the painting.
>>61039315
>be a faggot
Get killed
>>61040392
Mexico didn't urrendered
We sold the land to the US
what's the point of having battleships and guns if you cant shoot back at other countries?
>>61040516
>>61039430
>Be mexican
>Get kicked out of your country
>Laugh out loud as I watch your country rot in the outisde thanks to good hair billionaire
K.
>>61039315
>Be American
>realize you're surrounded by Iranians after making a navigation error
>surrender
>spend 24 hours in Iran with the Revolutionary Guard bringing you meals
>make some friends
>go home safe and secure without setting off an international incident or getting killed
Fucking cowards.
>>61040425
Home Depot is missing a lawn mower.
Get back to work Paco.
>>61039905
no, Mexico is big enough for 2 faggots.
>>61040523
What are the Gadsden Purchase and the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
I'll take more dumb shit said by you, for 600 Alex.
>>61040648
lol we marched onto your capitol, and being North American bros we graciously gave you a fucking pittance of what that land was worth
you're talking about pretty much the entire American Southwest for pennies per acre
>>61040949
> Be American
> Surrendered at Iran fishing boat
> Get humiliated
>>61040819
>anime posting gaylord lives with a low intensity civil war- the thread
>>61041139
We are taking your jobs, your womens, your culture.
And you're doing literally nothing.
>>61041145
Yes, let's start WW3 over nothing. This is why you're poor pedro.
>>61041275
>>61041145
See the filename
Server error idk
>>61041410
HUMILIATED
I wonder how many times the woman got raped ...
![mexico-los-zetas_560x280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9wM8Nbf.jpg "mexico-los-zetas_560x280[1].jpg")
>Be Mexican
>>61039315
>be american
>tfw i will never be able to gamble on cockfights piss drunk on tequila
dios mio, por queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
>>61039941
Kek. That was actually funny
>>61041782
>>61039315
>be Mexican
>surrender and give up half your country
>>61041358
>>61041644
>We are taking your jobs
Clean my toilet.
>I wonder how many times the woman got raped
None. Unlike your mom, who sucks donkey dick for pesos
>be american
>this procedure costs $50000 under obamacare
>tax and tip not included
>>61042066
We're re taking it back
Don't worry
>>61041358
>your jobs
I dont work at Mcdonalds
>>61041127
two agreements that had absolutely nothing to do with santa anna surrendering to general sam houston at san jacinto.
>>61042386
Becaue you've never leave your Mom's basement
>>61039315
Now we know who the true surrender monkeys are.
>>61042470
Pablo fuck off. Mexico is the shit pool of niggers. Not even columbians fuck with you faggot dick suckers
>>61040648
Who would win?
> the entire Mexican army
>100 Texans in a single building
>>61042180
WTF IS THAT SHIT BRUH
>>61039315
>be american
>actually been to mexico
>drinks mexican beer
>eats tex mex food
>works with mexican immigrants
Whats with the hate bro?
>>61042001
>>61042700
>not knowing american history
why dont you google the battle of the alamo and tell everyone here who won that battle?
>>61042663
Mexico has some really nice places. Beautiful architecture, good food, nice people.
This OP is just being a dick
So what? They just surrendered? was that their orders?
How do the entire american military wont fold the moment someone looks at it funny.
Confidence in america:-50 points.
>>61039315
BUILD WALL
get ready to pay for it
>>61043358
trust peacetime armies, prepare to get cucked. thats my motto
>>61043358
The american Navy didnt surrender.
We would carpet bomb Iran into the stone age before surrendering.
>>61042749
looks like a hitachi vibrator on her, no idea what the context is, curious myself.
>>61040208
>Be Mexican
>Get Shot by Drug Cartels
>Get Dismembered by Drug Cartels
>Get Poisoned by Drug Cartels
>Be forced to be a drug runner BY Drug Cartels
Hey look Americans doing the two best things that they're best at
Being shit
And being on their knees for other men
>>61039315
>be American
>avoid another conflict in the middle east
What happened to you guys? This isn't like you.
>>61043684
>>61043203
Nice proxy faggot
>>61039315
Fucking navy kek
Doesn't surprise anybody really. I would've never surrendered
.. smdh. They made us look like the United States of Ass-kucks
>>61041792
breh, flights are like $150 to Mexico
there is pretty much NOTHING from stopping you
go live life
>>61040648
No but seriously Mexico if it weren't for the Whig's in congress the US would have annexed pretty much everything north of Mexico city. That's what had been won militarily but there wasn't the political will in Congress to take that much land.
>>61042470
>Mexico acting like it's superior to anyone not in Africa.
>Pissed myself laughing
>Had mexican bitch maid clean it up
>>61040775
It was their mistake for heading into Iranian territory. You don't shoot at another country's armed forces, that's how wars start.
>>61039315
*French
>>61043065
>100 Texans die
>Mexican army crippled nearly beyond repair
>Shortly BTFO later after turning Alamo into a martyr
I think the victor was clear there, Juan
>>61044016
What the fuck are you talking about?
I actually traveled outside the US. Ive been to Mexico and Costa Rica.
I experienced nothin but hospitality by locals.
Go fuckyourself
>be in a shitty barely armored boat
>Iranian navy deploys 10 of their big guns on us
>should we surrender or die and possibly start a 3rd world war?
only a Mexican would choose the latter option.
>peacefully surrender
>start shooting and kick off a war
There was only one option
>>61039315
Hey Juan shouldn't you be keeping an eye on El Chapo
>>61039315
>Be Mexican't
>Get Beheaded
>Be Mexican
>live in poverty
>>61044556
I agree. The sailors probably made the best option. I am interested in any potential charges brought against the sailors for apologizing.
>>61039315
>>Be Mexican
>>Be fat (pic related)
>>Ser decapitado
>>61044714
Would you appolagize if it ment not getting beheaded? Yeah, I like my head on its shoulders.
>>61044269
>1,500 of santa anna's army makes the gif of the woman stepping on that dudes dick with high heels IRL with the texans
>texans cried and peed themselves so much that they were made to join the war
texans are such cucky faggots. i dont know where you got the idea that the ENTIRE mexican army was BARELY able to kill 100 besieged men, but i bet the texas school system had something to do with that. let me tell you, ive dealt with people from pretty much every state, and let me tell you, texans are the worst, theyre shoes first then pants retarded, they cant fuckin drive, theyre just the worst
>>61039315
This is why I still claim to be from the mother land and not the US.
I don't waive the "american" flag, look at that shit.. they're absolutely pathetic. Waiving white flags like cowards, the great bald eagle.. heh
Crying ass chicken head faggots.
>>61039315
At least our boats go farther than across the Rio Grande.
>>61039315
>be american
>get betrayed by your own president
>>61044907
Butt upset Mexican detected
>>61045339
hey shut the FUCK up, ese!
>>61044965
Just don't fly anywhere near Turkey on the way back, faggot.
It's good that they made it back without harm
They IMMEDIATELY surrendered too like pathetic fucking cucks.
America confirmed for #1 cuck nation.
>>61039315
>>61044269
Ohh fuck!, I thought you where talking about two Mexican guy's.
The day I was ashamed to call myself and American :(
everyone already knows that americans are softies. what a bunch of cucks ROFLMAO
>>61042749
>>61043736
For science!
Yeah...let's say that.
>>61039315
>>61039315
Keep dying to drug wars and corruption pal.
We test our nukes in New Mexico, the name is not a coincidence.
>>61039315
Trump will make us great again.
</sarcasm>
>>61044706
>Be Mexican
>Filthy Rich
>Break any law under the sun (Speeding and fucking any one I want)
>No one blinks an eye
This is paradise.
>
>>61045717
"Come home with your shield or on it.":
this is the opposite of the """u.s.a"""
>>61039703
kek
>>61039315
hey at least we're not Mexico
>>61047108
>because of faggots like you
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto
>>61043468
Kek
>>61046114
https://desustorage.org/int/last/50/50298328/#50302555
The Jew posted a few of them in this /int/ thread. A German speaker might be able to decipher a source.
>>61048372
man, I feel so bad for those 11 people that died
imagine being their families and watching all your neighbors' sons and husbands and fathers returning home while yours never come back
>>61045872
Some based anon posted this yesterday
>>61039315
Yeah. Real glad we made a deal them. Stay classy sandniggers.
>>61044734
>Mexidough
image related, feels good man :^)
>>61039315
Not for long.
>>61044058
Mexico only sold a small portion. The rest was annexed. The total reduction of Mexican territory was more than 55%, or 900,000 square miles (2,300,000 km2) after the war.
>this entire thread
Damn and Ameriblobs claim Germans get easily triggered and baited.
Now go ahead and bring on your best Syrian/Ahmed/Refugee/Cucking banter.
>>61050779
Your cars are shit.
>>61049812
>total damage control
I post this badly drawn picture, that will show them!
>Calm down nervous man. Nobody has called you a French yet.
>>61041644
Lol, did they really surrender to that floating bathtub?
>>61050843
t-take that back
>>61048372
They forgot to put Rio Grande on the side of Texian rebels. It's one hell of a military asset.
Americans are so pathetic
>>61051144
Do you even try?
Given the timing - just before sanctions on Iran are supposed to lift - I think we can say with absolute certainty that they were deliberately sent into Iran's territory with the intention that they be captured or worse. The US government was probably hoping they'd be held for weeks or even killed, that something would go wrong. Then they could keep or increase sanctions, breaking the deal.
>>61051144
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil;
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair.
>>61040887
>Be American
>Watch with great pity as the Mexican people are torn to pieces by cartels.
>>61040208
> be a nigger, get shot
You have NO idea how we operate dustnigger
>>61040648
> tanks, attack choppers, ands jets that hadn't been invented yet
Get lost dustnigger
>>61039315
The fact that this made it to the news proves its fake and its setup. Think sbout it.. theyre all white men, marines for that matter, the average american looks up to a marine, this is mind poison to further forward the whole whites are weak propaganda, the military would have never allowed this screw up to air unless it was on purpose to further an agenda.
Read between the lines.
>>61040648
This is a lot of tough talk for a citizen of Mexico. We appreciate you guys sitting quiet. We wouldn't want to have to come down there again, especially given what you've done to the place.
>>61042873
>go to mexico
>work with mexican immigrants
Pick one
>>61051646
They are sailors not Marines don't say that shit again.
>>61051144
>Triggered
>Knows its shitposting
>Still triggered
I love you, Australia
Man now we're no longer the globally hegemonic military and political power.
Oh wait.
I know that /pol/ is mostly trolling faggots but just in case any of you seriously think there's something wrong in OP's picture, you're an idiot.
Entering someone else's waters and doing anything other than surrendering is a demonstration in retardation.
Think about it. America's the one that fucked up, but we got the Iranians praising us for how we handled it. Talk about cucked.
>there are literally people on /pol/ right now that believe this event actually happened as chance.
This "sailor surrender" was orchestrated by John Kerry to distract people and stop the media from covering Hillary Clinton's newest allegation relating to the email scandal and corruption.
You people, that actually believe these sailors accidently cruised into Iranian territory and were caught and surrendered, are morons.
>>61051144
Americans on suicide watch
>>61039315
Operation "Oh No, ISIS terror attack in Iran" failed.
>>61041358
Actually, Im fucking latino women 2-3 times a week. Pump and dump. They dont care, they just want a whiter baby.
>>61039703
lol they made her cover up her slut hair so as not to try to seduce her way out
>>61039315
You using a vpn now britfag?
>Be American
>Also be anchor baby :^)
Get cucked gringos, I'm expecting one of you to lend me your wife
>>61042700
who would win?
>the entire US military
>a few hundred vietnamese farmers with outdated weaponry
Trump is right about it being a weak show for the Americans, but this was pretty tame. The US were in Iran's waters, it was pretty textbook. The US does need a nationalistic American as president, but that person shouldn't be brash and should think twice. I feel like this is just party play to rile Americans because they saw their soldiers on their feet. They were in the wrong this time, it wasn't a humiliating defeat. Any Americans care to elaborate Trump's response, if they support it?
>>61051144
REKT
>>61048796
Imagine living through a bubonic plague epidemic. About a third of everyone around you dying.
Imagine being that poor sucker who got impaled through his butthole on a spike.
You're totally right, two small gunboats with no power should go up against an entire IRG naval installation.
>>61039315
i fucking laughed
>>61041644
roger that
>>61050868
>hungary
At least you people produce good porn stars.
Lol fucking pathetic americucks
I bet they eagerly sucked the cocks of their Iranian captors right after that photo was taken lmao
>>61055614
That's when the liberal cuckiness began. America still beat that ass every conventional engagement.
>>61043684
does this nigga believe what he says ?
>>61056634
>we give them 150 billion dollars
>we give them control of there own destiny
>they show no signs of appreciation
>>61044556
>>61044714
do you remember few years back when North Korea artillery shelled and killed some South Korean soldiers and no war happened?
US have been doing drone strikes with heavy collateral casualties so shooting some Iranians and claiming it as accidental clash later would have been a better choice than surrendering like this and get embarrassed the fuck out
>>61039315
kek. that felt good
am I the only one who thinks neither Iran did sth bad by capturing them nor US soldiers by giving up? seriously, don't be such drama queens faggots.
>>61039315
>>61039703
>>61040062
>>61040425
>>61041145
>>61041644
>>61041775
>>61042001
So thats what happens when Americans face off a somewhat decent military?
Fucking LMAO
>>61039315
>92 killed
>5266 captured
True.
>>61048372
>Santa Anna
Did you expected something different? guy was a total cuck
>>61063194
Damn. Wrong picture. :^)
>>61039315
Be british
surrender twice to the same boats.
hide behind a vpn to keep from being reminded
>be Mexican
>trying
>>61063194
>>61063318
Battle but not the war etc.
>>61039703
>american woman forced to wear headscarf
Wow that must be embarrassing.
>>61051144
i love aus shitposting so much
>>61059321
they kept them a short period of time and treated them well while they did, that's a pretty good show of appreciation for a country that a couple years ago was barely on speaking terms with the US
>>61040425
>>61051144
Holy shit I think I'm gonna go kill myself now
>>61039315
Were hanging our flags at half mast in all mcdonalds.
>>61041775
can't these niggas afford couches? lmao rugs are for standing on no wonder they can't manage to build their own nukes 70 years after the technology was invented in the U S A. fuckin dummies got sand on the brain or somethin.
>>61063194
Who the fuck included Poland? I'm sick and tired of these polish cucks rewriting history to make themselves look good.
>>61046832
Let me come live with you pablo, we'll have a good time fucking all the senoritas.
