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>59cents
>>61035535
>canadians
>>61035535
DUDE
>buy american powerball ticket
>if I win il just break even
Looks like the CAD will soon be worth less than the leaf on their flag.
>>61035535
>59 cents
JESUS LITERALLY CHRIST
Shit negro When the Canadian dollar was the same as the murrican I should have exchanged all my monies for murrican dollars.
>>61035535
Thanks, Trudea
start selling your women to the Chinese, oh wai
>>61035535
But dude it's the current year.
>>61036136
AUD is the same worth as CAD, to the USD
>>61036136
Isn't your dollarydoo also falling fast?
Nothing will fix it.
Harper went all in with oil.
Trudeau cannot into economy.
All our resources was sold to the Chinks,
The Provincial NPD in Alberta is raping the shit out of the oil industry with their carbon taxes.
>>61036348
>>61036467
>CAD tipped to fall
>therefore I should sell AUD because 1:1 correlation source: my ass durrrrrr
-you
>>61035535
>Canadians will starve to death in your lifetime.
Can't fucking wait.
Ted Cruz on suicide watch
>>61035535
B-but IT WAS 2015!!!
How could le Weed Man allow this to happen?
>>61035535
We gotta get up to Canada lads. Take advantage of their shit dollar and buy buy buy.
>>61036467
>>61036348
Guys this is an opportunity to join forces into a new ango union of shitposters.
Lets dethrone your queen since shes cucking you away for nothing and install the greatest nation in the history of the planet.
>>61036954
Is it time, brother?
Is it time to finally reform the Commonwealth as an Anglospheric Empire?
>>61035535
Canada is an export based economy that sell most of its stuff to America. This will boost their economy because it will be cheaper to buy from them.
>global depression
>Canadian hyper inflation
>refugees brought in by the ship full at the same time
>tfw the new hitler will be Canadian.
>>61035535
Canadian dollar is just returning to it's proper place. It being anywhere near parity was only a recent thing.
>>61035535
Mfw new job is paid in usd ;)
>>61037149
Yeah man, lets do it.
It's time Maplebreatheren.
>>61037395
Just become a state already
>>61037593
South Africa is a lost cause. We can use it do weapons testing and gene targeting viruses.
>>61037287
sounds pretty good, tbqhwy desupai.
How longs a Canadian term of office go?
>>61037198
Jose is half right, the only good thing about the dollar being at par is cross border shopping.
I think at a certain point if it gets too low it becomes negative though.
It's only set to get worse with le weed man at the helm.
Somebody save us.
>>61037287
thats me tyvm.
>>61037879
4 years.
>>61035535
I thought the muslims were going to save canada economists said because their a new population who are utilizing the social system since they cant find jobs?
>>61035535
.59 but still got big ass dicks for your whore offspring nigger.
>>61038009
>muh dik
The last refuge of the inferior intellect.
>>61037879
There is no time limit
>>61036165
yes now your learning
>>61038109
You missed "big."
>>61037149
I'm in bro!
>>61037672
So all the niggers from Detroit and Buffalo can freely cross our border? You deal with that and we will talk about it.
>>61038009
You must be that one Canadian shitposter everyone is bitching about
$0.59 = Canada
$1.00 = USA
Why is Canada so shit?
We'll have to build two fucking walls at this rate.
>>61038303
The one with the big dick? Probably. . .
>>61035535
>buy american lotto ticket
>win $3USD
>suddenly have enough canadian funnymoney to retire
>>61038109
Oh how quickly they resort to it, too.
>soon you will be able to buy canadian qts for a loaf of bread
This pleases me so
What do they expect? They elected a full blown commie.
>tfw your dollar is worth $1.00 USD
>>61038406
I'm impressed that you are able to do microwave math
>>61038598
pls become 51st state
>>61038598
What's your face when you find out your whole country has aids shitskin?
I was supposed to visit New York this year
Fuck
>>61038599
>average American citizen is capable of understanding basic mathematical and economic concepts
>the best and brightest politicians and economists of Canada can't
>>61037287
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
and gas is still 86 cents a liter
I'm so glad we put all our shit into oil
The last two numbers of your post is now Canada's currency value.
>>61037287
Holy shit
I was arguing with a Canadian about this and he called be trump supporting bigot with my head up Americas ass.
Said I was stupid for comparing the loonie to usd....... Canadian liberals might be stupider than negros
>>61038875
I'm going to Israel in a few months.
>>61039013
95c where I live nigga
We produce oil but our prices go up. Thanks Trudeau!
>>61035535
I can't wait for the riots. I want to see fuddle-duddle jr. lynched the street. Prepare for 30+ years of Conservative governments, toronto-fags. When Toronto burns I will be watching with a huge smile on my face knowing that you all brought it on yourselves.
>>61036954
This, because it's actually a cool flag!
>>61038697
>he wants more spics and denbts
>>61035535
Canada shitposting devalues their currency.
>>61038769
top bantz m8
you're totally not embarrassing us out here
>>61039082
annnddd its gone
[flustered shitposting intensifies]
>>61035535
Good.
That will boost exports.
>>61035535
>I remember when I was tipped 20 Canadian dollars helping my uncle clean cars once in Grand Rapids
>the bank gave me around 18 or so dollars maybe 17 iirc
Jesus Canada what happened that was in 2011
It's 2016!
Socialist fucks. Muh free dis muh free dat.
We told you so. Australia and Canada = commie shitholes = the next Greece.
>>61039104
>Said I was stupid for comparing the loonie to usd
people really believe this?
>Be me (Canadian)
>Vote for Trudeau
>4 years later
>On my way to walmart to buy dinner for my life partner and 3 black children
>Only have $10,000 left after selling my house
>Can only afford a single potato
>Start heading home
>Can't read the street signs since they're all in Arabic
>Get lost
>Get groped by arab gang
>They start beating me up when they realize my potato isn't hallal
>Wander around disoriented
>End up in New China
>Marijuana dens everywhere
>Accidentally smoke some
>Go on a crazy spirit journey
>Wake up in a gender clinic
>Now a womyn
>>61039302
Thank man. I actually wrote a lot of this stuff down earlier to use today. I'm glad you guys are finding it funny!!!!XD
>>61037672
Japan should become a state also. And South Korea. And the rest of those shitty asian countries no one cares about.
America should create an empire for real.
>>61035535
>tfw your debt is becoming less and less relevant
>>61037879
5 years
>no link
But why?
I sure love that people think this is the liberals fault
Canadian consumers has this hurt your buying power yet?
The free world is going to need to build a wall around Canada to keep all their shitskins locked inside.
>>61036034
I'm 90% positive you have to be a resident of the country/state in order to claim the money.
>>61037879
4 years but they can be voted back in indefinitely if the retards here so decide.
>>61039682
Harpers government going steady.
Trudeau wins, spends multiple millions on NOT CANADA. . .god damn conservatives. . .
>>61037715
After removing all of our brothers and sisters, yes, it shall be a great testing ground.
Criminals will be sent to this land to live in constant fear of the roaming hordes of Dark Ones.
>>61039082
>misread captcha as sell all the food.
Seriously though, why are you commonwealthers not anheroing? What good as that fucking batwhore queen ever done for you?
Becomes your own state and join a noncucked Union with the worlds greatest Nation and together will rule
With that global footprint and cultural homogeny in the form of a shared history, music and language China will never be able to cuck us.
>>61037879
>61037879
4 years, with the chance of long term if a good leader. You can be forced to have an election at any time if you're a baffling idiot like Trudeau. He will be gone by 2017.
>>61039082
Let's see if we can hit dub 0's.
>>61035535
its ok, in the future, canadians will just pay in WEED LMAO
>>61040019
You have to get rid of the New zealand part
New zealand is lost, its has pupulation race ratios worse than Melbourne
Seriously more than half the population of NZ is asian
Melbourne only like a third or something (not that i trust the official reports)
>>61040019
If it was up to me we would become an American state.
>>61039082
Rollin!
>>61040344
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH PAY IN WEED! FUCKING MADMAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61039082
roll
>>61039082
Rolling for double zeros
>>61035535
And to add perspective:
>We'll be taking in more immigrants annually (not including refugees) despite our ~250k a year already costing us too much
>Minimum wage will be raised to 15 dollars by 2017
>Child care, which is already heavily subsidized, is going to be subsidized further
>Every union is complaining and many workers from different professions are on strike: police, teachers, nurses, etc.
>DUDE WEED MAN incoming
>No one wants our oil anymore
>Our economy couldn't even support Target; Future shop has also closed down, and many other retailers are also going out of business
>Infrastructure is still being neglected. Potholes are so bad in my area that vigilantes are now filling them up at night and being hunted by the police
And much more
>>61036136
is this a weed joke or just a stupid joke?
>>61037287
YES
I will be heading for the Northern Lands the very day I start hearing aboot Him.
weed man is going to give us weed tho so we can get mental health issues that we can fix with our free weed health care. who cares about economies anyways? it's 2016 after all
>>61040509
>Seriously more than half the population of NZ is asian
SUM TING WONG WITH STRALIA
>>61040019
Can we get Japan in on this?
> believing currency rate forecasts
Trust me, faggots, it's fucking nothing. I know what I'm talking about, look at my flag
>>61037395
>tfw paid in cuck bucks
>>61039682
Its largely Alberta's NDP that's exacerbating the problem. Really free trade with china is fucking us as HK investors are buying up Canadian manufacturing, stripping it and sending it overseas.
So, if your economy is going into the shitter how are you going to support all those poor refugees?
>>61040599
Furiously anal fissured
>>61035535
Heard it will stay that way until 2019.
Boarder city here. Rely on that tourist $.
GL Canada. We'll be here when you get back on top.
>>61039789
Nope. Their Marketing folks made it a point to get that misconception cleared up this most recent jackpot.
>>61040880
You have vigilante road crews in your area? That's fucking brilliant.
>>61038518
Not a canadian loaf of bread though.
That shit's expensive.
And only getting more expensive due to rapid inflation that's starting to take hold.
Better buy soon!
About the same as us and we live well.
What's the big deal?
>>61039104
You aren't wrong
>>61035535
>59 cents
Now if we could just knock the exchange rate on the Emubuck down a dime.
Has the weed dude revved up the printing presses yet?
>>61041760
.59 cents is a prediction. Our dollar is better that very slightly better than ausfags right now
>>61040880
I thought you were talking about Winnipeg for a moment there
So... say I go to Toronto next winter with a budget of 1.5k USD to pay escorts for sexual relations, how far would that get me?
>>61036857
The Ice Age of 2030 will make Canada uninhabitable. The loonie will fall to 0.
>>61041557
We're 64c and are a nation of exporters with 0 inflation, doing fine.
When our buck gets too high our exports hurt (fonterra)
>>61035535
Reminder Canada is ready to go full hyper-inflation mode - The plastic rainbow funny money printing has been outsourced to a German company, the same company that did the billion-dollar hyper-inflated bill printing for Zimbabwe:
>"The firm is the world's second largest supplier of banknotes, with annual revenues of $2.45 billion. They have over 8,000 employees, and some 50 subsidiaries and joint ventures around the world.[5] The company operates printing facilities in Germany (Munich and Leipzig), as well as Ottawa, Canada"
>"Giesecke & Devrient have a history of doing business with Rhodesia and its successor state Zimbabwe going back to 1965, and they have been supplying paper for banknotes to the government of Zimbabwe throughout the hyperinflation in Zimbabwe."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giesecke_%26_Devrient
Also, his main advisor Gerald Butts is a Bilderberg Attendee.
>He was a Bilderberg attendee.
>Reisman is listed as a member of the steering committee of the Bilderberg Group, a controversial group of influential business and government leaders who meet annually behind closed doors under a media blackout to discuss world issues.
Reisman has been a delegate for several years at the annual conference of the Bilderbergs. In Istanbul, Turkey, 31 May - 3 June 2007 she was in the company of other notable Canadians: Jason Kenney, Member of Parliament; and Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario. "
>Gerald Butts, Principal Secretary in the Office of the Premier of Ontario
He helped McGuinty & Wynne destroy Ontario... Now he is the main right hand man for Trudeau.
Shits about to get fucked yo.
>>61042080
Montreal is better for whoring, or maybe I just get hard thinking about that accent while I fuck them up the ass.
>>61042080
As far as a back alley... dead.
>>61042019
Nah mate the goosebucks and the dollarydoo are the same atm
Seriously Canada, you were given EVERYTHING and you cucked it all away.
>>61041027
I dont think we should let Japan in on this, doing so would destroy that which makes them Japanese. As we are Anglo (at least culturally) we should hang with that. The Japanese of course are honorary Aryans and can be made honorary Anglos too.
But dude oilsands totally were worth making Canada's entire economy xDDD
You're all retards. We were fine during your MASSIVE global recession which YOU caused and we are still experiencing the effects of it because you let jews run your banks. Our economy will be fine longterm you dramatic fucks. And everyone blaming Trudeau needs to die. One man doesn't influence the economy and Harper was no fucking better if anything he's the root cause of all our assets being in oil because he was such a US ball-gagger.
>>61042896
>one man doesn't control the entire economy
>harper is the root cause for us being in oil
I can't wait until the French Canadian revolt and killed the brits
>>61043076
Really sums it all up
>>61042421
So you're saying I should get a mortgage now and lock in a decent rate before my chances evaporate ?
Oh well, you'll have government funded weed to quell any resistance as you push your barrow filled with money to grab a bag of milk.
>>61042896
There was a time when our oil could have been sold to the US or the Chinese. Why didn't we? Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>61037287
My body is ready
>>61042896
It's not entirely Harper's fault.
It's also the fault of every Canadian who went to Alberta cause no taxes xD and oil money.
>>61043550
Hold onto your shitty oil sands bro.
It will be valuable in the future and easier to extract
>>61042637
Oh they can stay their isolated empire though, I'd just rather see them with us before a disgruntled country attacks them
>>61043464
i say wait until the housing bubble bursts then buy property.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/top-business-stories/canadas-housing-market-most-overvalued-in-the-world-deutsche-bank-says/article15878166/
>>61037354
the budget was projected on future oil sales
Why doesn't our faggot PM legalize pot already? To hell with those "treaties". He's so fucking useless.
>>61043824
Too bad the Chinese are well on their way towards fusion reactors. Sell those sands while they are still worth something.
>>61043636
Its not like things are any better here. 3 bags of grocery costed me $60 today, we're all fucked in the end.
>>61044019
>vote for a drama teacher who was born a privileged young kid with a $1.2million dollar trust fund
>expect 'real change'
Are you as naive as the Obama voters? lmao
He won't legalize, and that makes me laugh very hard
>>61044152
>we're all fucked in the end
Yep.
>>61036954
The royal family is kinda cool though and even they don't bow down to pisslam. Besides we really don't need another failed union
>>61044152
stop shopping at whole foods
>>61042080
One night, with a B+ escort. Go to Montreal.
>>61043824
>oil
>will be valuable in the future
Lolno
Everyone is going to move onto alternative energy sources, that is the future.
>>61042887
A lot of the so called "australians" you have are actually Chinese
Also your relying on census in a country with a notorious for being easy to disappear in
its far more likely that most of your asians are hiding in the bush, in there relatives and friends houses and the like
I wouldn't be surprised if most Asians in NZ actually answer the census
I know of several australians of fled to new zealand to escape drug charges, kidnapping and the like and were never found by the authorities
Unlike NZ, Aus has the advantage of having all the degeneracy being located within two cities, (sydney and Melbourne) allowing us to easily locate and purge the filth when the day of the rope comes
Your Asians on the other hand are stuck and deeply rooted
It may take centuries b4 you are clean of them again
>>61043705
If you were a trades worker you could go to Alberta two years ago and make literally four times what you would in Ontario. You'd have been an idiot to not go.
>>61044152
>costed
The American education system at work.
>>61044282
I didn't vote for him. I just want to be constantly high. I don't give a fuck about our third world country.
>>61044331
try aldis instead bro
>>61042887
hard to argue with comic sans
We Americans should help our syrup nigger brothers by buying the guns they have over there. Specifically their sks's, svt-40's, and anti tank weapons.
>>61044436
FUCKING SHIT KEYBOARD STEALING MY FUCKING WORDS AGAIN
>>61040880
Vigilantes filling in potholes... that's fucking brilliant.
I could do that...
>>61039635
Cons lowered it didn't they?
kek, I'm gonna go to Canada this weekend and get a fuckton of maple syrup on the cheap. Tired of paying $12 a bottle
WE NEED A NORTHERN TRUMP WALL
>>61044152
>costed
>3bags of food
>$60
>>61044481
>I just want to be constantly high
Harper made that option available for you dude, just get your medical license. See a Dr., get a recommendation, pay the fee, then buy legal weed. Boom done
>>61042887
Your country is so hilariously cucked by Maoris it's laughable.
doesnt matter to me.. at the end of the month i'll have less than 100$ in the bank anyway...
>>61044436
What's the problem with Asians? They're red pilled, boost the economy and assimilate while bringing their own culture. Sounds like you're just mad that you don't have a good enough job to afford a house so blame the Chinese like a pleb.
>>61044763
i bought 3 bags the other day and it cost me $90
what gives?
I'm optimistic about global warming. If the north becomes habitable and exploitable maybe we will have opportunity. US, the Russians, and us are already vying for control of northern land.
We have a social studies teacher in charge we will be ok.
Looks like I'm booking a trip to Canada this year. Where should I go to spend my superior American dollar?
>>61043926
You know there is an endless amount of Chinese that want to get into the Canadian housing market right? Waiting really isn't the answer.. I'd say buy in at any time atm
>>61039408
>>They start beating me up when they realize my potato isn't hallal
Fuck I laughed
>>61044795
you mean we cucked the Maoris while you are getting cucked by Somalis and Kebabs.
Stay mad Australia.
>>61044763
RARE
>>61037287
I Rise
>>61038271
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY CARRY THAT COCKED WITHOUT THE SAFETY
>>61037879
2015 will last for 3 years and 9 months
>>61045009
>you are getting cucked by Somalis and Kebabs
Wrong. You have to fucking sing your anthem in FUCKING MAORI
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS
>>61039939
>sending american criminals to a country full of black people
What's the difference?
>>61036954
Needs more stars + a Southern Cross.
Nothing circular either because we don't want Indians thinking their shitty wheel is represented in our Commonwealth
Having trouble buying food these days
My breakfast is literally stealing an apple from Sobeys
Send help
>>61035535
I, for one, welcome the return of our American overlord.
Dang that's my 3rd florida city
>economy is shit
>dollar collapsing
>unemployment rising
meanwhile
>300,000 new immigrants coming in this year
>25,000+ of them are refugees
>10,000+ of them are peoples parents and grandparents
this country is going to collapse
>>61044963
Montreal has a lot of qt french chicks that would appreciate a big white masculine american dick
>tfw Albertan
The good times are over lads
>>61044985
>You know there is an endless amount of Chinese that want to get into the Canadian housing market right? Waiting really isn't the answer.. I'd say buy in at any time atm
They buy shit cash though. I'd avoid a mortgage (aka in French, a death pledge) until the prices drop, unless it is a sensible investment for you regardless.
>>61044057
>>61044404
Further off than you think buds.
All the cheap energy will be used first and there is A LOT of fossil burning tech out there that will not be retired over night.
There will always be a market for easy energy until it's all gone, the move away from oil will be a slow and drawn out process
>>61044906
Too bad the Ice Age is coming.
>>61045134
So? what's wrong with that they are citizens of HRM QEII
The brits like Maoris so much they made them citizens of the empire while they stripped your rights and sent you into exile.
Memes aside, has Trudeau even made any effort to legalize weed? It was a cornerstone campaign promise but it appears he's not going through with it. All I see him doing is posing with mudslimes for pictures.
>>61045212
Don't forget 10,000 are already here.
They costed millions to get here, now they are costing millions to house them in hotels etc.
Also, the thing you keep hearing about is schools closing due to declining enrollment.
An entire school filled with shitskins, what could go wrong there?
>>61045212
>>25,000+ of them are refugees
They have gross understated the true cost, a classic Liberal move.
>25,000 'refugees' has now become 50,000 ala Merkel-style
The estimated cost was $1.2BILLION for the 25,000.... ($200million a year....)
>http://thechronicleherald.ca/canada/1323355-cost-of-canada%E2%80%99s-syrian-refugee-plan-pegged-at-1.2b-over-six-years
Mark my words, the cost will be well over $100BILLION - How do I know this? Well, just look at the Liberal Parties past initiatives...
eg: The "Long Gun Registry" (LGR)
>It was introduced by the Liberal government of Prime Minister Jean Chrétien in 1993 and implemented by successive Justice Ministers Allan Rock and Anne McLellan.
The net annual operating cost of the program, was originally estimated to be $2 million.
>In February 2004, documents obtained by Zone Libre of Télévision de Radio-Canada suggested that the gun registry has cost around $2 billion so far.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Firearms_Registry
They underestimated the cost by 100 times.
(Should have cost $22 million over 11 years, instead cost $2 billion)
So if it's anything like that with these "refugees" we're sending text messages to via cell-phone to get them here... That $1.2BILLION will end up being over $100BILLION. (not to mention that $1.2 estimate is only for 25,000, not the 50,000 that is the new number for 2016)
For example, they are already on schedule to spend $80million just on their hotel bills from December to March....
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/government-hotel-bill-for-refugees-expected-to-near-80-million-by-march
>..."$15 per person for breakfast, $16 for lunch and $30 for dinner"
>>61044795
You read that in some tabloid bro?
There are more maoris living in Aus than there are here
Perfect opportunity to slash rules, regulations, and taxes. Lets start producing things again in this country and create real wealth. Oh yeah that's right, Trudeau's top priority is legalizing weed.
Trump is greater then Bernie and Hillary!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=69ojFGKFBtk
>>61040880
>Vigilante pothole repair
>the cops are actually chasing these people
Fucking Canada, man.
>>61036954
>diluting Australia with Canada
Why? They're fucking worthless.
Australians are shitposters.
Canadians are shit posters.
There's a clear difference.
Besides, we don't want their muslims or DUDE WEED LMAO.
>>61044845
>They're red pilled
nope
>boost the economy
only briefly and arent worth the cost in the long run
>assimilate while bringing their own culture
Oh god no, they are the least likely culture to assimilate, well they dont break the law as much as the other sub human filth, they are also the hardest to assimilate because of there tendency for breeding too much and forming enclaves
>Sounds like you're just mad that you don't have a good enough job to afford a house so blame the Chinese like a pleb.
All i know is that something within the last 50 years made housing increase exponentially (not really exponentially but close enough), to the point that the homeless that were nigh on extinct, started coming back and living in the cities
It used to be that the homeless went around country towns, doing odd jobs and others things noone wanted to do, being that the Country at the time was obsessed with spreading out everyone instead of centralizing the populations, This allowed them to get a living and eventually get on there feet if they didnt die of alcohol poisoning
Now there are thousands of homeless living in the cities which are also filled with asians
Coincidence i think not
No but seriously your really sucking the Asian cock at this moment
Is now a good time to visit Canada? I mean, things would be cheap over there for us Americans.
>>61045379
That's more than I spend on my own food lol. That's caviar and champagne tier of spending to me.
>tfw a new video game in Canada is 90$
>>61045379
>tfw live in Northern Minnesota and Canada was supposed to be my escape plan when the U.S. went to shit.
I guess I join the race war in the states. Although in all likelihood I will be listening to it on the radio.
>>61044845
Yeah bro, Asians cause less crime than whites, have money, stick to themselves and their woman like to have fling with white boy.
Us white guys are basically niggers to asians
>>61044845
>Bring their own culture
You take over entire areas of downtown's by making a chinatown, and take over entire neighborhoods?
They just come over here take advantage of western laws, and make to have not just a piece of their home, they bring the whole damn country
>>61039157
Of course the Jew leaves right before the shit hits the fan.
>>61045558
Give it another month or two, the USD vs CDN will be crazy then, we're tanking hard bro
>>61045647
Unless you make it really far north here innawoods, you're fucked otherwise
>>61045618
This senpai
$80+tax = $90
I was steaming when it went up to $70 just a few years ago. Now those are part of the good ole days
>>61045738
That's because their whole country is superior to the West. Asians are smart, they stay on the right side of history.
repeat after me: THANKS HARPR
>>61039789
Then how the fuck would Mexicans win? They probably contribute 50% of the jackpot
>>61036227
Looks like CSIS got to you. RIP
>>61045892
Thanks Jews works better
>>61044590
Me too, actually. I'd do it for free. Where can I sign up?
We should go over and buy all of Canada's guns
When is canada going to get a new political party? shit is so fucked and every current party is shit
>>61046013
We got some nice guns stranga, at least in alberta
>>61045379
If you're the same anon that posts this information in every cancuck thread I thank ye
>>61039082
heyo
>>61045618
>can't even make fun of the Australian anymore
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>61045016
Jesus that picture.
Imagine how shitty of a dice roll you get to have a sexual attraction to dookie and to furries at the same time?
Not even the funny Disney costume furries, but mother fucking Spyro the fucking dragon furry fetish. Spyro shitting onto a subway sandwhich type of rolls.
Makes me feel pretty god damned lucky.
>>61038406
$0.59 = Canada
$1.00 = USA
$1.44 = UK
What a time to be alive :^)
>>61046163
I am buddy. You're welcome. Website is coming soon, this shit is too much
How do I use my powerful American money to purchase and hold Canadian currency?
>>61045181
I've lost sixty pounds over the past year as I haven't been able to find any work in Ontario that isn't shit minimum wage or temp positions. Down to 130, look like a skeleton, but hey I've got all this white privilege to keep me from starving.
>>61045181
>Stealing apples from Sobeys
Stay out of my department you fuck
At least you have healt Canada
>>61046161
You guys could save yourselves from debt if us burgers were allowed to come over, and buy whatever we wanted.
>>61045738
>>61045737
>>61045541
>they don't have an Asian gf
Enjoy degenerate white women. Also enjoy never having based Chinese food if they don't bring their culture.
GOING TO NEED 2 WALLS USA-BROS
http://www.therecord.com/news-story/5930697-trudeau-says-will-remove-visas-for-mexicans/
>In an effort to smooth relations with Mexico, a Liberal government would remove visa requirements for Mexican citizens entering Canada, leader Justin Trudeau promised Friday.
>The Liberal leader promised to "do right by our continental neighbour."
Since Canada and Mexico are both members of North American Free Trade Agreement, there shouldn't be barriers between the travel of their citizens, he said.
>He dismissed the Conservative government's claim that Mexico couldn't be a source of refugees.
>"We need to ensure that Canada is a country that is accepting refugees who are fleeing persecution from all sorts of places around the world for all sorts of different reasons," Trudeau said.
He said asylum applications should be processed in a "reasonable and speedy fashion" but "there are other ways of doing that than slapping a Mexican visa that is hurting tourism and relations with our continental partner and quite frankly has hurt our growth within NAFTA."
>Before 2009, Mexico was on its way to becoming one of Canada's largest sources of refugees.
>>61045618
>tfw I built my family new computers when the dollar was relatively strong
>tfw we all pirate games and shit anyways
With the exception of online games we just shop steam deals or gmg. It's kinda funny the PC components that I bought awhile ago are going up in value
>>61046414
Just claim to have native-ancestors and go on social benefits
>>61038598
Pay denbts
>>61046617
Enjoy your court cases when TPP passes.
Pirating will be double illegal.
>>61046414
>Ontario that isn't shit minimum wage or temp positions
Shit is outta hand. I was 23 before I found a good job with good pay, union, benefits etc.
Government "Action Plan"
>>61040542
America could use an influx of Elite shitposters
>>61046617
>tfw I still need to finish mine
>tfw it's going to cost me more than the double of yours
>>61046617
>2015+1
>playing video games
Have you left high school yet?
>>61040880
people are fixing your roads and the cops are going after them?
>wut
>>61046670
I have too much personal pride to go on government assistance when I'm perfectly capable of working a job. Also I'm pretty sure you need to be able to prove you have native heritage and my family is thoroughly Scottish.
>>61035535
Imma go get nigga rich in Toronto!!
>>61046548
i can still find good girls outside the major cities you know, because thankfully most Australian towns are pure white and non-degenerate
Good luck to you on the other hand, new zealands have Asians in almost every town, as well as degenerate white women
You can have fun marrying your so called non-degenerate subhuman asian slut
>>61046695
Actually we've already got a warning from our ISP for pirating but ever since I setup a VPN on the router haven't had a problem since
>>61046777
nice workstation fagt
>tfw look up the average starting salary for engineers in the USA
>around 50-55k it seems
>realize this is now equal to 80,000 canadian dollars
>mfw its pretty much an impossibility to get a job like this in canada out of uni today
WHY ARE WE SO POOR
>>61035696
someone should photoshop this to have trudeau as the canadian dollar and the other guy as the american dollar
>>61040880
Futureshop morphed with Best Buy long ago.
It's why they were the same damn store just with different colors for 10 years. They finalized their morphing last year
>>61046555
You better hope that Trump wins or else they'll be nothing stopping the Mexican hordes from flooding your country and driving cheapening the price of labor. You'll have teenagers competing for delivery boy jobs against Mexican who'll accept like $3/hr
>>61046702
I had a decent job four years ago, but the company has since shut down and its like in the few years I was out of the jobhunt the rules have completely changed. Everything is through temp agencies, which just seems like it should be illegal.
>>61046161
No way that's at canadian tire
>>61046883
How bad is Auckland? Are the Asians at least cool over there?
I want to work there when I finish school this coming fall
>>61035535
>This is the reason for the Canadian shitposter
>>61046823
> unauthorised roadworks are of high quality
no
>>61047016
Best way to break up unions senpai, nobody will make one with people they never meet and company don't need to hire new people anymore.
>>61037287
It'll probably be a nationalist group.
Not just one person, it'll be a whole party that rises up and overthrows the corrupt government and starts impaling dune coons and feeding their remains to pigs.
>>61046982
>Mexican who'll accept like $3/hr
This. They live like poo in loos. 30 of them in one basement of a house
>>61047016
>Everything is through temp agencies, which just seems like it should be illegal.
Same thing for me. Have bullshit like calling into them in the morning to "get your name on the list" or actually have to go to the agency and sit there in the morning. Of course everything went to their "regulars". Then who have these places like Northern Lights, who even do that. They are more or a Recourse Center, again blowing tax dollars.
>>61047079
A calgary bro posted it a few nights ago. I was surprised to. We don't have anything fancy like that here in ontario. Though mine did have small carbine rifle in with the hunting rifles.
>>61047085
> Auckland
more like gookland
your better off moving to australia, just avoid melbourne and sydney
also theres the fact that The new zealand government is a cuck to maoris and is actually scared of cyber bullying and trolling (nigger turn off the computer.jpg)
>>61044963
the whores in montreal are top notch
>>61047342
That is wishful thinking the only ones that I could consider nationalists left in this country are the old folks in rural areas the new generations are commie zombies indoctrinated by the left
but maybe there is hope
>>61046982
>You better hope that Trump wins
If the Democrats win there, I am moving out of this continent buddy.
>>61047360
I've done a bit of investigating into my cities situation with temp agencies and have found that at least three of them are owned by the spouses of the companies they hire for. I'm honestly blown away this is legal as its essentially a way for an employer to take some of an employee's wage back before paying them.
>>61045558
i'm going to whistler in a couple weeks, got a condo with ski passes for around a hundred US a day
>>61045081
HE'S AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, CONDITION ZERO CARRY. HAMMY COCKED SAFETY ALWAYS OFF. THAT'S A SICK CUNT IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE M8.
>>61047661
I'm not surprised this level of kikery is going on. It's allowed
>>61037287
That first false flag operation against the U.S. is gonna be a bit tricky, though.
>>61047577
I have been spreading nationalist ideas around a profound university campus in Ontario. You dont understand how many young adults also agree with nationalist views.
>people are waking up to this nonsense
>>61047648
To where? europe is even more cucked
I'm curious. Is this hyper inflation solely do to DUDE man or has the value steadily been decreasing before he was elected?
>>61048178
Thank god we'll have Ackbar for you to shoot at
>tfw AUD dropped to about 0.65US the other day and nearly jumped off a tall building
Incidentally what is the deal with shipping costs from the US lately? I refuse to believe it costs $30 to send a fucking DVD to Australia.
>>61048179
Hell go to the comments section on MSN canada where the article is dealing with canada, economy politically related
Many, many redpill comments. Libs are even laughed off if they happen to pop in a comment
>>61048056
Can we do anything about it though? Even if it isn't illegal, it seems like it should count as some sort of fraud. Do I write up an actual report with what I've been digging into and send it to a couple news outlets and hope it gets some press?
>>61048258
We don't really have a diversified economy we rely on resource extraction for trade and tahts about it pretty much. I wouldn't attribute it to Harper but pretty much we've been fucked for a long time
Provincial governments haven't really been helping much either
>>61048401
I would say it's worth a shot!
At least if successful, it shine some light on it.
>>61048258
Happened when the oil in the Middle East went into higher production which lowered the oil per barrel cost, which made the Alberta oil sands no longer worthwhile an option. Since the CAD is tied closely to the oil, it's value drops relative to it.
TLDR; it was tanking slowly before DUDE WEED came along, but it's his problem now, and he has no plans to fix anything except his fathers muliculti dream
>>61037287
Kind of hard to be a legendary leader when you're apologizing all over yourself.
>>61035535
I've laughed hard at some of these threads over the years suggesting that Canada & the U.S. should merge.
>2017
>loonie = $0.23 USD
>Trump buys Canada
Holy. Fuck.
It could actually happen.
>>61045375
He hasn't even been to fucking parliament since he was sworn in. He's just been on vacation
>>61048361
This country just swung to the left and voted in a self described social justice driven PM. The propaganda machine of the CBC is still around and their is no talk of lowering the immigration rate despite a stagnant economy and rising unemployment.
Nobody is waking up.
>>61048258
There's plenty of factors.
1.Canada wasn't hit as hard by 2008 as the US was and now the US economy is picking up the pace.
2. Canada economy lost a lot after 2008 because it wasn't profitable to manufacture for the US anymore, those jobs either went back to murica or to china.
3. Our primary export is oil which is tanking right now
There's likely more but you know this is what I picked up as a retard
>>61048753
Canada has trillions of dollars of resources and Britain wouldn't allow it anyways. Just so you know the Rothschilds own your countries ass too
>>61037593
I dont want in if we're not going to save Germany.
>>61048798
The problem with Canada is that we have no identity besides multiculturalism/progressivism, so it's a lot harder for us to reject it.
>>61048753
>>61048840
Could trump own Australia?
>>61048798
But did I mention, every uses facebook to sign for comment on there. All of they are usually men.
Barely any women, who, that's right voted in le nice hair man
Add this to the mix:
>C-377 = forces unions to have open books/show how they spend money
>C-525 = gives workers the right to secret ballot to certify or decertify a union
>First Nations Financial Accountability Act = which forces first nations band councils/reserves to have open books and show band members/the public how federal/provincial money is spent
>>61048840
20% of trillions isn't looking so hot anymore.
Rothschilds are strong but they're not strong enough to stop an uprising once your dollar cant even buy imported maple syrup.
>>61048258
It's mostly due to oil. It started before weedman
>>61048840
If we could gas all the liberals and brown people I would happily support an invasion and annexation of Canada
>>61048840
You sound a bit touchy on the subject. Raw nerve?
>>61048918
There should be a new Canadian identity paradigm.
Unite all of us under one flag, to be CANADIAN not just 1/4 1/2. Iraqi, Russian, whatever, but to be canadian first. Have our values ahead of others
>>61049092
You mean like the melting pot ideology the states has? Yeah... I don't know about that
>>61049101
We have a winr
>>61049405
But we don't have pennies anymore, so we will have to round down to 0
>>61035535
>be canadian
>shitpost about american politics
>suddenly canadian money turns into pesos
>>61043898
Yeah, well a tsunami will probably wipe them out before that happens
>>61048840
>Implying a single trillionaire can stop Americans.
You underestimate americans. Break people way of life and they will bolt.
>>61044875
What province do you live in?
>>61049558
>Be american
>watch cucknadians shitpost for years about muh monopoly money being worth a damn
>watch cucknadians talk about how they are 100X better then america in every single way
>MFW canada's current perdictament.
>>61037409
Fuckin a.
That's a damn good Pepe drawing. Whoever made that is wasting his life away.
>>61050658
