1 Hour and 20 minutes till markets open
I have a good feeling about today lads.
http://money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/
*** Briefing ****
Yesterday the Chinese Market rose almost 2%, thanks to the painfully obvious government injection.
We are now just a hair over 3000
Watch the Japanese markets here.
http://www.google.com/finance?cid=15513676
Watch the CHINESE disaster LIVE here
http://www.google.com/finance?cid=7521596
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/ejTgl3cCyDo
getting comfy now
50 MINUTES LEFT
>>61010296
I love this market threads. You know at some point everything's going to hell.
That's a fact at this point.
I've read somwhere that there's been I think 3.17 trillion dollars wiped of equity market just this year. Madness.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY.
>>61010296
chek em
>>61010296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft5qSmPAXsE
I like this song better
Just a little teaser from Australia.
Reddit: The Thread
Go get "comfy" somewhere else happeningfag frogposters
>>61014148
beat it, nerd
less than 20 minutes to go, lads
http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
>Chinese Market
Do you think its going to stay Under 3K ?
>>61015907
no, it'l rise to about 3030 today
>>61016555
>>61010296
>tfw sold my rare pepes for rare alberto barbosa's
>>61017008
Don't worry, the Wojak stocks are still going strong.
>>61016793
Nah it's true. People gonna buy hard early in the day, only to resell it later, only to sit slightly above from the start of the day. Though, personally I would buy up as much as possible, cause this is exactly what happened at the end of 2008 crash.
SHE'S DROPPING HOLY SHIT
>>61010296
Market goes up yet you faggots still claim there is going to be a collapse
Im sorry but /pol/ is always and i mean ALWAYS wrong when it comes to financial items. If you listened to /pol/ you would own a ton of buttcoins and gold which you would keep in a mattress under your bed.
Look stick to what you are good at /pol/ politics, dindu nuffins, and jooooos.
>>61017843
BUT MUH DEADCATBOUNCE
>>61017843
>goes up
what.
the US market is recovering already
today was a good day
>>61017843
I fucking WISH I bought bitcoins back when I first heard of them on 4chan
>>61018063
The DJI and other markets in the USA recovered a bit today. I'd expect the same in China, and even Japan.
>Nikkei 225 index is 100+ up
>Shanghai is down a bit, but the Chinese Government will pump as much money as they have to in it
>>61018051
Look i followed you all back in sept i still have this shit
point is it didnt happen then and it wont happen now. You are all just getting your hopes up to be let down again.
>>61017843
I bought some bitcoins thanks to /pol/.
Second best investment in my life. First was a joint real estate deal with my downstairs and upstairs neighbors.
>>61018218
what kind of fiat currency do you want annon?
>just
>>61018446
It's the Jubilee year though (it happens every 7th Shemitah), whatever was supposed to happen will apparently happen between last September and this September coming. /pol/ fucked up because they didn't understand the way the Shemitah works.
>>61018862
are you calling bitcoin a fiat currency...
it has a limited supply
its value comes from its scarcity
l i t e r a l l y the opposite of fiat
If ending digits match, happening threads are shut down forever.
>>61019024
or maybe im wrong and dont understand things nevermind this
>>61019024
It's not "scarce" it's fucking virtual. You can argue till you're blue in the face but if something exists virtually there is an infinite supply
>>61019274
it has a hard limit of 21 million that can be created ever
thats a limited supply
>>61019274
......... no comment
>>61010296
CHINESE FUCKING SHITS
>>61019487
jej UCujNL3J is a shitposting faggot
I didn't know Alan Rickman kicked the bucket.
Fuck my shit up China
>Bought 36 ounces of silver and 10 grams of gold
I got a good feeling goys
>>61010296
Will constant federal injections be able to protect the economy or is it just pushing back the deadline of the crash
>>61010296
hell be fine
>I have a good feeling about today lads.
>>61020024
I didn't even know he was in Harry Potter or Robin Hood
It's hard to imagine him without his Hans Gruber beard
• Burgers Guide to Crashing Chinese Market •
Step 1 - Visit http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
Step 2 - At the bottom of the text box that contains the scrolling text select the text input box and spam your choice of shitposting from the master list below.
• Master Shitposting List •
市场将会崩溃。卖卖卖!
>THE MARKET WILL CRASH. SELL SELL SELL
虽然您可以卖市场将会崩溃
>WHILE YOU CAN SELL THE MARKET WILL COLLAPSE
我们正处于经济衰退。卖!
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION. SELL!
紧急政府会议有发布了
>???
吗更有威胁另一关机!卖出卖出卖出
>They're threatening another shutdown sell now
呀,他们没有购买太良好
>ah they didn't buy too good
经济会崩溃。卖出卖出卖出
>ECONOMY WILL CRASH. SELL SELL SELL
犹太人引起死机
>Jews Causing Crash
政府抽钱,卖你还能崩盘迫在眉睫
>Government is pumping money, sell while you can, crash imminent
那个犹太人将破坏我们的经济!
>The Jews will destroy our economy!
我们不得不出售这一切今天!
>We have to sell all of it today!
没有希望
>Hopeless
放弃你们的钱
>Give up your money
Step 3 - DDoS Attack (???)
Step 4 - You don't profit.
here we go
>>61021642
I done did it a bit
we crash nao?
>>61024138
ITS OUT OF CONTROL
first hour done, china is -1.25% plenty to go
>>61025897
>-1.25%
>-36
Compared to DOW and Nikkei, it's just so disproportional
>>61021642
Downarrow shitposter you are a genius
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
>>61028889
waitwaitwait, do the crafty moonfolk always buy at the dip? maybe they should be up arrows
I'm confused
>>61010296
pls make it crash
>make all the normies' 500K houses worth a quarter of their mortgage
>make the bankers shit their pants and jump off of a windows
>make all the gooks fuck back off to China
>FUCKING FREE US FROM THIS SHIT SYSTEM
what would make China's market crash?
Serious question, I wanna learn stuff.
Today's the day lads I can feel it.
Any typw of stock to buy and get a good return on AFTER the collapse?
Daily reminder: The Baltic Dry Index continues its slide. Now at 383. No point in saying that this is the record low, since yesterday was the record low as well. The index might as well be at 0. Nothing is shipping. China is closed.
So is today the day fellas?
DROPPING
NOODLE BLEAK
2,961.47
-46.18
(-1.54%)
>>61021642
For more /pol/itical keks, add this one:
天安门大屠杀1989年!
Tienanmen Square massacre in 1989! The Chinese public still isn't allowed to know about it.
>>61029323
These days they are saying "buy at the bounce." Any bounce. Just get out before you lose 20% trying to save that 5%.
Almost no bounce after the New Year crash... scary
>>61029682
Bringing all companies that moved there to dodge tax,and labor laws back to America.As in,closing all American factories,and bringing those very factory jobs back to the states.
>No American companies in China.
>This kills the Chinese economy even further.
>POOINLOO
Goddammit /pol/.
唐纳德·特朗普将用核武器炸北京
>Donald Trump will nuke Beijing
>>61036587
Thats because its the bottom, they will recover quickly now.
>>61037777
Checking quads.
>>61021642
Lost it at youtairen fucking kek
Are Chinese aware of the jew?
>>61010296
I'm HAPPEN-READY
>>61037015
Thanks, In a perfect world China would literally collapse and the survivors will one day get to know about Tienanmen square. Anyway I can see how this is affecting China. Pretty scary
>>61017843
>correction
>goes up one day
wut
do you know the future? the market is still down for the year. of course markets will always reach new highs numerically but it doesn't account for inflation. if it did the highest the market has even bee was before the recession
buy guaco bowls
I hope all you fags are wrong, I'm only 2 years from retirement.
>>61039349
>pinning your retirement to stock prices
I don't know why anyone ever thought this was a good idea.
>>61021642
You know the shitposts don't update for the chinks too see them, right?
>>61041829
bump
>>61010296
jump
IRAN OIL PRODUCTION WHEN>
>>61020024
He looks like a chinese kid in that picture.
>>61044287
This weekend I think, at least that is when the sanctions are lifted
>>61041829
Isn't that basically a 401K though, pretty much everyone has that
All our 401ks are gona get fucked. Good thing we wont be retiring soon.
For those just join in from the gop debate: another wild ride on the Chinese stock rollercoaster ride of hell. The spikes and such are just absurd as of late
already 1.4% down kek
Asx200 BTFO
http://www.google.com/finance?cid=14240693
Look at that decline
>>61045508
Same at the Nikkei, big open and now a total decline.
>>61045508
Could be worse. Should be worse.
>>61020224
1 MINUTE TILL MARKETS REOPEN
FREE FALL INCOMING
I think the DOW only went up 200 points because banks reported earnings and oil was up $1
It was up 300+ at one point
And it's crashing
Shanghai session lows dropping along with US futures, feels good to be short
IN FREE FALL
NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW CHINA
>>61016555
Looks like I got BTFO
ALL GAINS HAVE NOW BEEN LOST
WE FREE FALL NOW
This won't help tomorrow
>Goldman Sachs in $5.1 billion toxic mortgage settlement
http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/14/investing/goldman-sachs-settles-mortgage-probe/index.html
>mfw we still have 2 hours of this madness
>>61047171
Wasn't the JP Morgan getting rekt too?
>>61047261
I think I heard they had a better than expected quarter
Omg it fall 10 points in a few seconds!
WERE IS CRASHI-CHAN?!
WE FALLING
JUST
AND I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN'
HOLY SHIT
WTF HAPPENED
QUICK KEEP THE FALL ACTIVE!
USE MEME MAGIC!
SELL SELL SELL
Don't know if the page was frozen or it dropped fast, but it went from -57 to -80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
SHE'S A GOOOOOD GIIIIRL
Buddha wept.....
>>61047521
China thinks that leadind they markets to 3000 points would a moderate to their markets by throwing the money like no tomorrow.
Thanks for that, China is doing a hyper bubble that would do the worst economic crisis in human history.
One a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked is china and the world at the moment?
>>61047655
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
nope, not happening, go back to looking for a job folks.
>>61047751
china? 11
world? 3
Your stock market took a little tumble off the cliff
>>61047768
>Having this mentality
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61047877
either way, US is safe, go back to work wage slave faggot.
>>61047768
>implying I don't have a job
>implying we don't want a financial apocalypse so we can go on rage fueled bullet carnage
Wew
>>61047768
I'd rather wait until china crashes and all these factory jobs comeback to America.
>>61047959
>implying i work
>>61047768
>Looking for a job
Going to be pretty hard now that it is HAPPENING
Why is the Chinese market so unstable? It fluctuates so much and so quickly
>trump talks about putting a tariff on chinese crap
>china collapses
>>61048190
they keep their inflation level artificially low and is dependent on alot of foreign interest to support their economy
>>61048249
>tariff on chinese crap
I wonder if something like this is even viable economically. We import ridiculous amounts of stuff from China. The price of pretty much every consumer product would go up.
Though maybe that's what we need. Less consumerism.
>>61048190
Unstable and unsustainable economy and pumping in money does that
>>61048190
export economy
>>61048324
>Though maybe that's what we need. Less consumerism.
and people might have more than $200 in their savings account
The market is still above 2900
I'm sure itll be fine
>>61048249
>>61048324
Just imagine, in a few hundred years all our Chinese products will be worth millions when they're collectable antiques
>>61048442
>The market is still above 2900
For now
It's fallen 200+ one or two days just this year
>>61048442
Oh now you've done it
>>61048374
They may wind up weened off that faster than they anticipated.
To bad they still don't have a real middle class to support a domestic economy.
>>61048324
Point being that domestic product becomes more attractive in the market. If there is no current production it will create a demand which will be filled.
As for reciprocal tariffs, who gives a shit if they up the price of our food in their markets?
They need to be fed more than we need to feed them. A sure fire way to a revolt in China, which is already on shaky ground, is skyrocketing food prices.
Trump was right: They'll blink.
>>61048442
I'm sure he'll be fine
-3%
HAPPENING
>>61048442
nuoh my god
ACTIVATE IT
>>61048442
-3.4%
i don't know shit about the stock market
why wouldn't you just invest in bonds
>>61048554
Speak of the dragon
Is this it. Are we crossing into the 5th dimension?
DO IT YOU FUCKING YELLOW BASTARDS
CRASH THE WORLD
>>61047806
Chile? lim of x -> 0 when f(x) = 1/x
Selling so fast I can barely keep up.
Jesus it is dropping incredibly hard.
They are going to open up the pipes for pumping soon.
>>61048965
bonds barely cover the rise of inflation if that.
Incoming Pensions
>52 week range
>2,850.71 - 5,178.19
holy shit why would anyone invest in this
Hopefully this keeps up
>crashes
>climbs
>crashes more
>climbs
>crashes even more
3000 NEVER AGAIN
Too bad today is the last day for trading in China
TIMBER
>>61048769
Watch it artificially close at around 3000 again.
CCP doesn't give a goddamn about ordinary shareholders and traders, all they care about are their people who are clearly making after hours trades. They've decided to shift their spending towards later in the day in hope to drive down volume (ordinary sellers won't get artificial gains), and therefore cost to them for pumping by that point. But that'll only work until traders wise up: probably another two days. Then everyone will just wait until near closing and the CCP will have the same problem (or piss off their people by having to close low of target).
Spam:
>小时后,老板换的
>tfw want to go play more witcher 3 but also want to watch the chink armageddon
>>61049138
JUST
>>61049305
CHINK
>>61010296
>trump explains how he will lay the smack down on china
>almost below 2900
literally cannot be stopped
loyal to his friends, devastated to his enemies
ECONOMY
UP
>>61049358
POOPCHUTE
baka senpai
>>61049283
Bruce Lee Ab Workouts
Waist Twists: 4 sets, 90 repetitions
Sit up Twist: 4 sets, 20 repetitions
Leg Raises: 4 sets, 20 repetitions
Leaning Twist: 4 sets, 50 repetitions
Bruce Lee’s training focused on toning and compound exercises rather than concentration and mass. Bodybuilding played only a small part in his physical conditioning, with stretching and aerobics taking up the rest of his exercise cycle. He would perform this weight-lifting routine every other day.
>>61049358
>>61049361
>>61049367
>hivemind
but seriously buy your food, water and ammunition. if the helmet is blue shoot at it. if it is federal shoot at it. if it is black shoot at it. we can pay mexicans in rations of beans and rice to work while we make america great again.
>>61049138
so youre telling me that if i invest now at 2900, i will increase my money by 80% within a year?
SELL SELL SELL
>>61049575
or decrease, sure
Post the song you're jamming to right now
https://youtu.be/Wl7cF9bwNHE
>All these threads and not one anon has figured out how to crash the economy yet
What gives m8
>>61049575
no you fucking retard its over. we are entering the happening.
That pump
Millions of old chinamen now won't have two chopsticks to rub together
>>61049728
well. we're broke and not competent to insider trade.
SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61049708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAagFKdsSNs
STOP GOING UP
REEEEEEEE
yall realize it was below 2000 less than 3 years ago right?
it could cut almost in half and be alright
FALLING
>>61010296
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS STOCK AND IS FALLING POL
DIOS MIO
HELP ME
TENCENT HOLDINGS
>>61050168 SELL SELL SELL
It's funny because you are all watching the patient's blood pressure while his kidneys are failing. His pulse will be going for weeks after it is too late to save him.
>>61050091
Are you stupid?
STOP GOING UPPPPPPPPP
I get all kinds of warnings and notifications about the markets
>>61050605
will chipotle recover?
Why do you guys want the market to crash?
Wouldn't that be a bad thing?
>>61050815
You must be new here
>>61050712
McDonalds up, Chevron loses its 5% gain
>>61020012
Rare flag. Last one i needed thx
>>61039349
man you got the dual 5.25 disk drives? Schweet!
At least I'm too poor to have any investments to worry about
>>61049708
>>61049827
Jamming out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tel-sGeDMw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egUAlW0WIic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHYdJ8izRfs
>>61049728
>yet
Exactly
>>61010296
ITT (as well as all the other /pol/ stock market threads): People who don't understand the stock market at all and simply want to be part of the shit show.
>>61051030
>implying there are people who understand the stock market
>>61012918
Wait just in 2016 alone?
>>61051099
protip: invest in trends, then drop out 1-3 months later.
>>61050886
What about Netflix and Amazon for long term?
>>61051099
>implying there's more than 5 people here that know anything about what's going on beyond watching which way the line is going and what color it is.
>implying
>>61051303
Actually 7 people and an African.
>>61020325
I believe that injecting money into financial markets when there lingers an imminent crash is just inflating the bubble so that more people will contribute. They need to keep the consumer confidence up.
>>61051215
Yes
>tfw I have $40k set aside for the next big 2008-tier crash
>tfw I'm going to invest like a mother fucker once it happens
I've been waiting for this for a while now, honestly.
>>61050857
That still doesn't answer why tho
Or is it not serious
>>61051588
chatty kathy's on /pol are like Soros, they want pandemonium.
But for different reasons.
They don't feel in control in the world and chaos would give some sort of comfort.
-and then there are those that are holding inverse ETFs
>>61051588
Lurke moar
>>61051099
The only thing i know for sure, that here til 2024 the things are going to be ugly as fuck.
SHE'S DROPPING AGAIN
THIS IS IT
ITS FUCKING CRASHING FOR REAL!!!
!!!!!!!
>>61051794
Back to reddit
Wow you can literally see the government and the investors going at it
>>61051030
>>61051099
>>61051233
>>61051303
How hard is it to follow news about companies and trends?
>>61052142
Fear vs Greed
THERE SHE GOES LADS
-100 points, -3.39% GO GO GO IT'S ACTUALLY STARTING TO HAPPEN
>2999
WE -100
2899!!!!!!!!!!
WE 2,899
HERE IT COMES!
GET FUKIN REKT CHINA
MASSIVE SELLOFF INCOMING! -4%
Dropping like mad
Alan Rickman does for this.
F
ITS OVER HOLY SHIT
Who /comfy/ here?
>>61051278
>Amazon
gonna die sooon
not willing to read the whole thread nor check the market. did it happen or not?
IT'S TIME FOLKS
-4%YES YES YES
>>61052419
Gettin' real comfy over here famalam
Literally tears of joy lads!!!!
>>61048442
lol @ right now
SELL SELL SELL
STANDING
>>61052461
You came just in time.
AND THERE'S STILL 35 MINUTES LEFT
>>61052419
/buginnarug/ here bro
>>61052392
u gon get snaped
f
>>61051465
You should do well. Its fun frothing over what great companies cost in 2009. Just dont rush in, we've no idea how major this is and where the bottom is. The high-yield debt market is fucked. and the media isnt talking about it.
>>61052461
>did it happen
>>61052461
Its happening
Who here hyped for the Australian Open?
Roger needs this
>>61052497
You sound like my ex-wife
You think they're pumping cash now?
>not expecting the pre-close rally
c'mon
happeningfags on SUICIDE WATCH
B
T
F
O
Its going back up fucking hell
