Dad:
>In the future there will be three main parties.
>Christians, Muslims and Faggots.
>>60993804
And not the mightiest party of them all?
>>60993804
Your dad did not warn you about jews.
>>60993804
Italiens R Gaye - ded
>>60993804
My grandfather:
>Find a man that you admire, and pretend you're him. Sooner or later, you will be.
>>60993804
>Hey, son. Did you go to the Muslim birthday party?
>Uh... no?
>Oh, I heard it was a blast.
Kek. Dad always gets me laughing.
>If you want to figure out the reason things happen, just follow the money.
Never served me wrong.
Granddad:
>the jews did it
Algerian granddad:
>Islam is the death of progress.
The guy was a piece of shit, but he had his moments.
>don't live in california
>do whatever you think is right, just remember that cops can ruin your life
>jews punch above their weight
Thanks, oppa.
>>60993804
>"Never trust women anon"
>"Don't trust them fifty years ago, don't trust them today and don't trust them a hundred years from now"
>>60993804
>Hitler was right.
Thanks mom.
>>60993804
Dad:
>The world doesn't owe you a living, but you owe yourself a living.
Mom:
>Most women are stupid, if you don't watch out for yourself they will take advantage of you and have no remorse.
>>60993804
>Whores and sluts are fun when you are young but if you end up getting one pregnant your life is over
Dad:
>The minimum wage is racist because blacks are worth less than whites.
>>60993804
Dad:
Where ever there's a dollar to be made, you'll find a Jew
Dad: cut the starving artist routine and start making money.
It hurt to hear, but I did it. Life is better when you're not worried about hittin $0 all the time.
>In the future there will be three main parties.
>Christians, Muslims and Faggots.
Kek.
My dad who is Jewish:
>If you're Jewish and leftist you're either stupid or suicidal
Mom:
>don't borrow or lend much money. either of those is likely to get you in trouble.
I can't recall anything specific, but he redpilled me about women a lot. Thanks to him I'm not some cuck whiteknight faggot.
G-pa
>If she locks up on you, punch her in the face
>There has never been a successfull black run country
Told me this so long ago, I don't even know how old I was. Guess I know why he voted against Obama twice.
>>60993804
Christianism is almost dead.
Maybe only muslims and faggots
You can't just genocide your problems away!
>implying
They actually never taught me anything worthwhile. The entirety of all wisdom I ever got from them was "don't be poor". I guess lifelong training at dodging thrown weapons and taking punches will ultimately be handy at some point though.
