>Be most powerful drug runner of all time
>Telenovela actress calls you a hero
>Send her flowers (that get intercepted)
>Invite her to your hideout for drinks
>Get arrested
>While inside text her 23/7
>She says there should be a movie about you
>Only if you're in it ;D
>Escape prison but still keep in touch
>She wants me to meet her American actor friend
>O-okay, but only if you're there too
>He gives you an akward interview
>FBI intercepts info
>Mexican government finds your hideout
>tfw she never cared
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a fucking manlet beta.
>>60741202
Mexicans are notoriously thirsty. Their women even more so. Why do you think Jeb got hitched to one?
>>60741286
Wouldn't that make Jeb the thirsty one for settling?
>>60741202
>>60741286
this is actually very surprising for me, this guy gets the cutest 16 yo girls in all sinaloa (he even married some) and gets his cover blown for some bitch?
>>60741202
plot twist: Hes working for cia and has been a deep undercover asset for over 2 decades. They are transporting him to the united states where he will receive plastic surgery and then assimilate into american life.
>>60741202
can you imagine the fucking power vacuum in mexico at the moment?
>>60741202
Incredible to be honest.
This is a guy who built an empire selling billions and billions of dollars in drugs yet feels obliged to video tape an interview for douche bag commie Sean Penn.
Kate del Castillo is dead woman walking, as long as she stays in Mexico.
>>60741202
That nigger never went to jail the first 2 times and he wont this time, Being a billionaire buys you body doubles and reconstructive facial surgery, any of you guys seen die another day? That dude is Chinese or Arab by now
>>60741202
He's pretty white for a mexican.
That's okay, so am I.
>>60744838
he was born in sinaloa, don't ask me why but there is a shit ton of white people there, the women are gorgeous too, with very white skin and large tits, shame they're all buchonas (narco wives)
>>60741202
is that a pic of her on the back wall?
JUST
>>60744963
Aren't they white because spaniards were white? I don't know famalam, but that's my guess. Sure ain't the dirty atzek/mayan blood that most of you squat beaners are comprised of.
>>60744794
You know....I somewhat suspect that.
Assuming this spic isn't a dumbass.....why wouldn't he pay for a body double.
Find some poor spic that can't feed its family....give the family 10 million dollars, then pick up the telephone and call the corrupt spic president of mexico and tell him:
"You arrest my body double. Then I go free and promise to never to return again. Since you're the corrupt spic president of mexico, this will make you look good in the eyes of the public."
>>60744838
So is Louis C.K
>>60744963
>he was born in sinaloa, don't ask me why but there is a shit ton of white people there, the women are gorgeous too, with very white skin and large tits, shame they're all buchonas (narco wives)
What the fuck is it with you people and your obsession with being white?
>>60741859
The hot Mexican women are thirsty for alpha white guys, and the ugly ones are thirsty for beta-cuck white guys like Yeb!.
>>60745080
yes but I've heard that Sinaloa is special because it has german blood too not just spaniard/criollo descendants (banda sinaloense is related to german polka), actually the north of mexico is noticeably whiter than the south and for some reason sinaloa got the jackpot with the women
>>60741202
I am from sonora I and I have lived with people of sinaloa and I can attest they aren't the smartest tool in the shed, the people down there is barbaric.
you don't have to be smart to become a drug Lord king ping specially in Mexico, el Chapo and Many like him become drug lords mainly because they are molded in to it.
sinaloa is full of this scorn of the earth, everybody there dreams of becoming narcos but I can guarantee for experience that most of this people are dumb as fuck
>>60745111
more like 10 thousand pesos
>>60745140
Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and other Latinos love peacocking on /pol/ in order to convince other nations that they're white.
>>60743035
its already happened hes my neighbor actually. he looks like a short white chubby guy but with a heavy mexican accent his name is john goosman
>>60741909
hahaha El Chapo BTFO
Bet Trump executes him publicly!
>>60744584
>she is a dead woman everywhere
recently in arg there have been a few sicario kills in the middle of the day, this people dont give a fuck
>>60745111
you do understand there is a science call DNA testing right?
if gringos test him and see they get cat fished what do you think is going to happen?
>>60745244
isnt all of mehico south?
Why do Mexicans worship these cartel leaders when the cartels murder hundreds of innocents a year and even murder the very rare non corrupted mayors.
>>60745429
You do realize how much a billion dollars is in a country with a history of corruption
>>60745140
Most of /pol/ is obsessed with being quite.
>>60745671
*white
>>60745483
to americans yes. but the north of mexico doesn't get along very well with the south, there is people in sinaola or sonora who think they're white and don't trust chilangos very much.
>>60745535
Same reason niggas wanna be thugs. When you're born in poverty and the only way up is drug dealing, you gonna have to kill people. Only the ones at the top can do so because they are sociopaths. After a while they just don't care to remember how many people they've killed.
>>60741202
>Be most powerful drug runner of all time
>most powerful drug runner of all time
>of all time
Bitch please.
Its like the story of Sampson and Delilah.
>>60745947
I honestly don't know how they calculate drug dealers net worths...its not like they pay taxes or anything
>>60744838
tfw light skin blue eye 6'1 Mexi/Spanish mix
No one will suspect a thing
>>60746061
They are all CIA employees, it's not that hard keeping book.
>>60741202
#WasteHisTime2016
>>60745111
You must be the nerd in your high school classroom. Not for intelligent, just because nobody likes you.
>>60741202
>>FBI intercepts info
You dun goofed
>>60744838
>>60746150
You like the white cock much?
>>60745308
I'm white, trust me.
>>60741202
All that money and he's still just a thirsty spic manlet in a dirty wife beater.
This just proves women are the bane of man. I wonder if getting caught was part of his plan.
>>60746302
Fuck off vato
>>60746396
>>implying its not his fall guy body double
you think a billionaire would get caught dead looking like that?
>>60746396
He tried escaping via the sewers.
>>60745140
>What the fuck is it with you people and your obsession with being white?
You can't lump this with this you fucking moron just because they're both mexican.
How else would you call the one on the first?
>>60746193
/thread
>>60746498
All mexicans look like that, don't be raycist!
He doesn't have control over that organization anymore clearly his own dudes sold him out to turn off the police heat from his prison escape. Sinaloa has 3 leaders, he was replaced a while ago by El Mayo Zambada
Sinaloa is "too big to fall" type cartel that outright controls entire provincial governments and works with DEA on informal level to snitch on and fight other cartels for them.
>>60746061
It's not about money after all, Pablo Escobar actually engaged in a war against the State, he killed 4 presidential candidates, some Senators and like 10.000 people including police and soldiers.
He didn't need to escape prison, he owned that shit; his net worth something like 25.000 millions of dollars and was ranked 7 in that Forbes list.
That Chapo guy is just a little kitty.
Do not listen to the woman.
>>60746527
>caked on makeup
>seriously she's white
>>60746193
No....
>>60745535
Only idiots do that 2bh.
So what now?
>>60741202
Thats the story? How pathetic
>>60746623
Makes it even easier and cheaper.
Hey you guy that can't feed your family, go to prison for me and they will never have to work again
>>60746733
>neck is the same color as her face
>no it can't be her skin, surely the second girl could look as white if she used makeup
American CUTLETS are a fucking joke, they lack the most basic intelligence
>>60746886
No, he was doing interviews with Sean Pen or some shit and they tracked him that way.
>its just the makeup guys shes actually brown!
>>60746520
How the fuck does his hideout lack adequate escape hatches and tunnels?
>>60746527
>>60746933
>>60747017
Ya cabron...no te obsesiones
>>60746955
OP referenced an interview with an American actor.
>>60747144
equisde
I absolutely agree. I wonder how complicit Kate and Sean were and how directly they made this arrest happen.
This is truly a Hollywood story, for the legend category.
Fuck, I wonder if Kate was his lynch-pin that created his demise.
>>60747144
Ya cabron.. no le digas lo pendejo que es a un pendejo.
Por cucks como tu es que se ríen de los mexicanos estas bien adiestrado a portarte bien a ver si te aceptan tus overlords gringos.
they say it might take up to 5 years (instead of the usual 1) to get extradited, he is definitely getting away again lol
>>60746186
Topkek for the truth
>>60747017
She may have white skin, but she's got Aztec mestizo features. Now stop spamming that beaner bitch, beaner.
>>60741286
>Mexicans are notoriously thirsty. Their women even more so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>this is common practice in burgerland amongst white cuckies
>>60747314
What are those features?
>>60741202
how comes hes got a dirty ass under-shirt on?
even the richest mexican in the history of man wears a dirty under shirt
>>60747316
lol. i've been to mexico, even the "white" mexican upper class is full of pussies.
>>60747316
>that fedora hat
ahahahahahahah
>>60746527
Even with the makeup you can see her underlying skin tone. She's not white.
I bet her nipples look like milk duds.
>>60747410
This >>60746520
>>60747206
The host of the dating game claimed to have beenna CIA assassin. Makes you wonder if a lot of them do this shit.
>>60747460
lol. i've been to america, ALL of the """white""" americans are pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZIiWmKBMs
>>60747528
i bet that unironically she's whiter than you
>>60747017
>>60747460
white people confirmed for thirsty beta max pussies no matter where they're from
Familio. blondes love Mexican cock.
>>60747460
That only applies in America and Western Europe
you don't know shit.
>>60747746
Most american "white" women are orange skinned, dry, brittle hair prepubescent body sluts.
>>60747642
no dude. people here are normal. in mexico it's like all the guys have a chip on their shoulder. idk why.
Can you imagine the Happening if he were extradited, tried/convicted, sent to ADX Florence...and escapes?
>>60747802
No, I'm talking about blondes.
>>60741202
That dude is getting out if they don't send it to USA.
>>60747817
That really would be a miracle, but I doubt it.
>>60747641
fuck. i couldn't even watch it lol. touche spic.
>>60747809
>no dude people here are normal. that's why cuckolding by black bulls is one of the pillars of american society
>>60747846
and i'm talking about the same blondes you're talking about, sunbathing (which is rampant in america) leads to orange, dry, eroded skin + disgusting amount of freckles and cancer propensity.
Americans think they can banter but you're morons who just parrot the same old shit everytime.
>>60747995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW4Lwis2osI
>this is every american in /pol/ until proven otherwise
>>60747995
that's not a pillar of american society bro. idk what you're smoking. maybe try to explain why mexicans are pussy faggots. even the old hardworking guys are trash.
>>60747817
Nothing happened the last 2 times
>>60748135
People have escaped from ADX?
>maybe try to explain why mexicans are pussy faggots.
http://www.myotherself.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Fantasy-Cuckold-Survey.pdf
americans are known cuckolds you fucking disgusting disgrace.
someone please shoop JUST hair kek
>>60748280
americans simply and inevitably BTFO
>>60747612
>The host of the dating game claimed to have beenna CIA assassin. Makes you wonder if a lot of them do this shit.
If you want to know the truth about Hollywood and politics, consider mob bag men, delivering bribes to their bosses, regarding compromised celebrities and politicians. The digital age has made blackmail a fact of daily life in Hollywood and Washington. The mob will push degenerate lifestyles to get targets in their pocket.
Elliot Ness took down Capone and the like to shore up competition, with the CIA.
The CIA is the lead mob now.
>>60748280
that's fucked up tb.h. i'm a little ashamed to be american now. but this is still a great country, bronies and literal cuckolds are going to hell anyway.
>>60747316
WHAT THE FUCK
That beta faggot actually thought he would win her over with that bullshit.
>>60748555
Begone filthy cutlet, let the real Mexican bulls with FORESKINS to impregnate your filthy and slutty women.
>>60748717
i'm out. that's some gay shit.
>>60747478
>>60748782
Another american BTFO.
I'm going to start organizing all this info i got on cuck americans on a folder in order to quickly deal with you fucking morons.
>>60748717
>I'm overly concerned about the nature of other guy's dicks and want to argue about it
Keep telling yourself you're not a faggot
>>60748280
that's about what i expected Mexico.
>>60749038
There's nothing to argue here, you're objectively inferior, as proven by science, little and pathetic CUTLET.
>>60748830
underated post
>>60741202
Hahahahahaha
KEKED
Heh /pol/ doesn't know that mexicans are a thirsty breed. Go to any predominantly hispanic city and see why all these hoodrats are super stuck up.
It's because they're literally worshiped by these mexikucks, it's a way of life here. If you think the situation is in dire straits in the white areas, it's nothing when you compare it to our community.. and it's all because of these mexicants. It sucks because I know I'll get grouped in with them everywhere I go just like 90% of all hispanics in the US
>>60749096
Yeah if you had read the study it was a poll you stupid fuck where americans PROUD of their strong KEKOLD values admitted they REJOICED at the thought of their WIFE getting plowed brutally by a strong BULL.
But its understandable, as you cutlets would never be able to satisfy a woman.
So, Kate del Castillo and Sean Penn could locate and meet up with El Chapo relatively easy and the government couldn't for months?
>>60747641
>lol. i've been to america, ALL of the """white""" americans are pussies.
The Mexicans are the only ones who discipline America's blacks.
>>60746322
I believe you, my grandfather and dad were white mexicans.
>>60745140
I don't know, most spics are Romanized Iberians. Not white in the slightest. Then there's the Gitano and Morisco fucking.
>>60749147
>I'm so concerned about how other guy's cocks look I'm going to rage about it on the internet
kek, fucking faggot confirmed
>>60749257
I am pretty much certain that this brought him down. I actually know Kate. Not great, but we have spoken about 5 times.
It never occurred to me that ethnic celebrities are friends with mobsters of their ethnicity, until I saw Ray Donovan's most recent season, with the Armenian celebrity singer and the Armenian gang in LA.
>>60747641
El mejico es blanco !!!
Seriously,shut up tacOREO.
>>60749251
what's it like to live in a country where everyone has gas 24/7?
>>60749367
>whenever we americans insult people its banter, whenever we get BTFO its them raging.
Save it cutlet, your filthy crybaby tactics don't work on me.
>>60749428
>the only chilean with internet access who constantly makes threads crying about reggaetoneros who won't let him sleep thinks his opinion about anything matters
>>60747316
>I got 2 hugs! And a thumbs up!
>That's the CUTEST thing I've ever seen!
>>60749555
hahahahaha beaner so butthurt
WAAAA I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PENIS
>>60749481
Better than living in a country where not sharing your wfie gets you labeled a creep woman oppressor and gets you fired from your job.
>>60749733
Don't act like you're any better than him cuckie, that's imbedded into american culture, the same as the eagle.
>>60748830
how did he keep his fedora on him
>>60747316
Literally every white male in the US is exactly like this.
>>60749833
Meme magic of course.
>>60749753
>starts to use ebonics levels of "english" to try to conceal his uncontrollable rage
>>60749833
That's something american cuckies are taught at birth, instead of slapping their buttcheeks to make them cry they take their fedora off.
>>60744963
> shame they're all buchonas (narco wives)
Women are what they are. They want to land the chief of the tribe and in some areas that is the narco chief.
>>60746193
F U C K
U
C
K
>>60750089
Move along, if we ignore it we can meme it into the cornfield Anthony.
>>60749909
That wall isn't going to build itself
>>60749962
true, it's unfair for the rest of the normal mexican guys who aren't drug lords, but some women really want a strong manly as fuck dude, specially in mexico. I guess i'll hit the gym instead of becoming a narco, i really want a high test qt for myself.
>>60750210
>Statistics show that women are 3 times more likely to cheat on their husbands if they have suffered circumcision
C U T L E T S B T F O
Or should I say Cücktlets
>>60750306
>>60750316
Whoops, there goes the beans
>>60750432
Whoops, there goes the cucklet.
>>60750432
what's wrong with wanting a big ass mexican qt grill for myself? it's one of the few good things about living in mexico there's high test everywhere
>>60747817
Not even Teddy can escape ADX, and he's as smart as 5 Chapos combined.
>>60750523
>>60750624
>americans fantasize about them being manly while THIS is a fact of life that they try to ignore
>>60750608
Sorry, but who is Teddy? Also, I feel like he was meant to escape, otherwise why wouldn't they put him in the prison Teddy's in first?
>>60750674
I get it, but this goes back to Kinsey. The white and more educated people always had more intricate and kinky fantasies. It is not just cuckolding. Get money, have time to think up weird stuff.
>>60750523
>saving pics of dicks
>not a faggot
pick one you fucking spic
>>60749775
I'm actually Mexican.
I'm here on extended vacation.
>>60750801
>extended vacation.
Kek
Say goodbye to your Sanctuary City yah dingus.
This wasn't a Chapo thread?
Why is everybody talking about dicks.
>>60747316
So cringy... *_*
>>60741202
That fucking look in his eyes. Haha, oh my god.
>>60750879
Because the homo-eroticism of Mexican gangsters is an intoxicating vapor.
>>60750795
>>60750792
>>60750871
Begone already filthy cucks, i don't want to hear your cries and laments.
>>60750801
Then i'll spare you further humiliation, as you seem to be on the yearly impregnation break we take in order to help out our american cucklet neighbors, since they're so obsessed with cuckoldry.
>>60741202
>most powerful drug runner of all time
you mean Pablo Escobar?
I'm disappointed about how people still swallow and debate the official stories, either pol is totally filled of disinfo agents or people here is just getting more retarded... Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzman and the cartel work with the government and CIA agents since the last decade. It's all a political circus; much like everything the US media shows.
>>60750959
You are on one.
>>60751037
/thread
>>60751037
They know of this already, the american cuckolds LOVE to roleplay, They pretend they don't know as they pretend they are manly men but in reality they need other men to impregnate their women because their cutlet dick is inferior.
>>60746527
One has more indian blood, the other more european spanish blood, simple as that.
>>60751037
>Guzman in bed with the CIA
Yeah, of course. You bring up a great point. So, the real question is why now? Also, why the theatrics of the catch and escape, only to be caught again? I see him escaping again, at this point. Anyway why? Is he that much of an evil figurehead that the politicians would prefer him caught, to save face? That is my first guess.
>>60751037
>muh CIA boogeyman
the co-operation probably existed during the Clinton/Bush term, but the ties are already broken, that's why the three big cartels from the 80s/90s are now breaking into mini-cartels, the power players are many and all of them want their own turf.
>>60751137
And the nethercuck?
Well the nethercucklet is busy getting BTFO by men who are one feet shorter.
>>60748871
>lives in shithole
>people getting brutally executed in his state daily
>parents and children starving to death
>somehow all the women are fatties
>lives in shed
>gets sick from drinking water
>has family members murdered
>his own people gave up on their country cause they dont have the balls to fix it themselves
>his own countrymen are fleeing by the thousands to america because there country is such a shithole
Uh a-at l-least im not a cuck like americans!
>>60741202
El chapo posts on /r9k// every day
>>60745045
hahahaha
>>60746396
I doubt you would catch a fugitive on the run wearing a three piece suit.
>>60751159
All government ties in drug trafficking go back to the beginning. The US runs the market. If you want to know how I know, ask the poppy field farmers in Afghanistan who keeps their opium operation protected.
>>60745390
Trumps gonna save him for his last debate against bernie.. Meme magic is true
>>60751204
Exactly i could be an african dying of hunger but i'd never lose my manhood, this is something alien to americans, as it is the first thing they would give up, it is meaningless to the americucklet..
The cutlet is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a CUTLET and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>60751159
>but the ties are already broken
Nah, they aren't. You just have groups that aren't officially endorsed and protected by the Government, for whom their acts of violence have been an alternative to operating in the channels of federal approval.
>>60746527
The left one is a castizo. The right one is a mestizo with excessive amounts of Amerindian blood.
It's the bitches that'll get yas
>>60746661
So you're saying what's going on in Mexico is child's play compared to what happened in Colombia?
>>60746193
Oh my god
>>60743035
I belive this is correct ,Mexico's political class might have him killed before extradition.
>>60751317
>thinks he's a man because he can feel all of his cock when he fucks a ghonorrea ridden fat mexican trap
>cant get a job in his own country
>neither him nor his countrymen can fix their country
>neither him nor his country can even set up a badic infrustructure
>neither him nor his countrymen can protect the laws of their land
>not man enough to try fix his country
>his brethren are fleeing by the masses to their superior northern neighbor
B-but a-at least my d-dicks not cut, r-right amigos?? Right?
>>60751419
No, he is saying no one man has ever owned everything like Escobar.
>>60746186
That Sicario redpill
>>60747316
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!
>>60751623
Average """"white"""" american attitude regarding interactions with the opposite sex.
Notice the quotation as whatever you filthy mutts are you aren't white.
>>60751528
Keep giving me something to drink filthy cutlet, you are a disgrace to humanity, in fact i remember making a 200+ reply thread about why cutlets should be euthanized.
>>60751419
Yes kind of. Its the truth. Read Killing Pablo. It will open your eyea to just how much power Pablo Escobar had. Definitely a HAPPENING/10 story desu senpai
>americans
>>60745308
Its even funnier when thy start pretend to be racist against other shitskins to gain our favor.
>>60751830
the fuck is a cutlet
jesus fucking christ if you're gonna meme
at least meme right
i guess since its not literally selling drugs, you're not good at it mexibro
>>60751849
This, it's fucking hilarious.
They're really insecure.
>>60751722
Lmao oh pablo. Im not going to argue with someone whose inferior to me anymore. Some poor beaners just are to stupid to reason with. Be happy about your uncut cock. Its all you have. I dont use drugs but i might just by an 8ball of coke tomorrow just to know that im monetarily supporting the destruction of your company. Maybe that money will pay the man who executed your narco brother. Who knows
>>60751920
>He doesn't know what's a cutlet
>He probably IS one
Back to reddit with you disgusting melanin mongler
>>60751931
*buy
*country
>>60751963
im so sorry that your memes are shit you just made up in your basement between packing bundles of coke
>>60751931
>I don't use drugs but i might just by an 8ball of coke tomorrow just to know that im monetarily supporting the destruction of your company.
Yes cucklet, i enjoy your enthusiasm, And surely you consuming drugs will inevitably mean you'll be harming me rather than you!
Cucklets seem to be improving quite a lot, they seem to reason so well, it seems like they're overcoming their gargantuan levels of anger and rage, truly a sight to be seen.
>>60751931
>Cutlet can't take it anymore and is looking to overdose
>>60752037
>Maybe if i worship and defend my american mutt overlords they will consider me an honorary white!
You are Mexico's spics, your disgusting big nosed black countrymen come to get the top tier dishwashing jobs and fulfill their lifelong dream of being a waiter.
>>60752037
*loses malvinas*
>Kikes in America literally mark their goy cattle's genitalia
>>60752048
>implying im actually low enough to associate with mexicans to get cocaine.
Oh pablo. Im going to wake up tomorrow in a peaceful american town, free of cartel violence. I will have enough to eat for the day in my comfy home. Hopefully you can kill a chihuahua or something so you can feed your family. Anyways good luck trying to make it across the border!
>>60752187
>babies get their schlongs mutilated
>peaceful american town
>>60752139
>>60752174
>mexican banter
kek
maybe it sounds better in spanish or something
>>60752187
Oh pablo. Im going to wake up tomorrow in a peaceful muslim town, full of social justice. I will have enough to eat for the day ( for 3 african countries ) in my trailer which has a nifty scooter ramp. Hopefully you can kill a chihuahua or something so you can feed your family. Anyways good luck trying to make it across the border!
>>60752275
They're just shitposters. Don't take them seriously.
>>60752245
>mexican
>having a disposable life just to get americans their drugs
>trying to say whats peaceful
>just cried over his amigos dead body yesterday
>just buried his uncle last week
Even Mexican drug lords are beta
I bet he watches DBZ too
>>60752275
>am i doing it right american overlords?
>mfw the same americans you're defending on this thread start calling you black on another thread
>>60752275
>can't even reply with his own banter
Typical, Argentinians losing against whites, happened once, HAPPENED AGAIN
>>60752376
>ireland's best fighter is 5'8.5 (he actually mentions the decimal) and acts like he's a giant.
>>60752378
>>60752430
>can't even do flah attacks well
wew lads lay off the drugs awhile
>>60752308
>Be mexican
>wake up to gunshots and screaming
>kills his bottle of tequila to try and numb the pain of being a mexican
>walk outside
>son got shot and killed
>cop walks up to you
>that will be 50 pesos el sir
>goes inside
>drinks water
>dies
>>60752495
>your yfw when you can't handle the bantz
>>60752533
>Be american
>wake up to gunshots and screaming
>kills his milkshake and 4 burgers to try and numb the pain of being a cuckold
>walk outside
>wife's son got shot and killed
>cop walks up to you
>that will be 50 bucks plus tip sir
>goes inside
>gets heart attack from walking too much
>dies
>>60751317
I will hand it to you, that's some high level banter you are throwing around.
Only thing you don't seem to understand about our lack of machismo when it comes to mexicans is this:
Any time it comes down to dealing with beaners, we understand that you aren't worth the trouble. It's better to be a lowly cuck in a beaner's eyes and live an amazing white life than to be king of the beaners and loose all that to prove you are tough.
Think about that the next time a white guy backs down to a beaner. He looks at the small brown angry man acting so tough and 100% of the time realises a mexicans opinion doesn't matter
>>60752533
>american
>falls in a debt 3 lifetimes to get his degree on women studies
>2 days before graduating
>korean kid shoots you
>next day
>little brother goes to elementary
>gets shot as well
>>60752538
>tries to give someone shit for being black
>literally is a mexican
>>60752614
>plus tip
Hahaha okay that was a good one
>>60752694
>americuck
>tries to say anything about blacks
>gets locked in his shed while your wife apologizes on your behalf
>>60752645
I think the feeling is mutual. Last time I went to a Marianas market there was a white family who couldn't read shit on the menu and attempted ordering burritos, he kept dropping his spaghetti everywhere until the cashier got tired of his stammering and said "We aren't serving food anymore," just AS they brought me my delicious tortas.
>>60752431
he's the champ and you can't even compete
how do you post with no head?
>>60752538
>le cant handle muh bantz xDDD
what bants? jesus fucking christ if those are your bants i dont know what to say mexico
a fucking retarded cactus could handle your bants
>>60752694
>american cucklet/cutlet whorshipping a filthy BALDLET
I bet everything i fucking own in life that you're also one of those filthy inklets.
You can't make this shit up, if there's one group of people who should be euthanized before cutlets, they are BALDLETS.
>>60741202
>tfw he was my old boss
my current boss could probably kick his ass and he's a fucking faggot.
>>60752758
>He still hasn't replied with bantz
Really kid, kill yourself, or ask a bong to do it for you
>>60746193
>mfw that disturbingly fits what happened
>>60752772
>PAY FOR WALL
>BUILD WALL
>>60752645
>Think about that the next time a white guy backs down to a beaner. He looks at the small brown angry man acting so tough and 100% of the time realises a mexicans opinion doesn't matter
>Americans confirming that they're afraid of the filthy 4'11 sureños that flee to america.
I invite you to come to Sinaloa and watch as 90% of the males tower over you with your glorious 5'8 average height.
>>60752804
>wants me to use my fine quality premium bants so he can fucking STEAL THEM like the filthy mexican he is
no
>>60752880
>confuses being afraid of mexicans with not being worth their time
>not tall enough to ride rollercoasters
Oh mexicans.
>>60752758
Argentinians are known cucks too, just last week i spotted one filthy argentinian on walmart, I bumped into him accidentally and the little cucklet started apologizing to me, the emasculated piece of shit was there with his 2 son's (probably his wife's sons).
>>60752880
>5'8" height
>glorious
LMAO
>>60752951
>gets DESTROYED via bantz
>"i'm not gonna counter attack because muh OC"
Kek, i bet that happened back in those islands as well
>>60752844
Donald trump is a proven cuckold, how do you think he convinces young women to pretend they're with him?
He buys them shit and lets Jamal and Juanito satisfy their needs.
>>60752951
Kekd
>>60753047
>BUILD WALL CARLOS
>>60753006
>I WON I DID OKAY
>I WONNNNNN
this is awful
pretend your posts are a wall & build them
>>60753085
>he worships a baldlet
>>60753141
>BUILD WALL
>>60753126
>keeps replying to an obviously lost argument
>hasn't dropped the claim to the islands
p o t t e r y
>>60752648
>Mexican
>no strong banking systems to offer loans with easy credit
>no credible universities
>weak job market (minus drugs)
>corrupt government
>in debt to cartels as opposed to bank
I mean FFS, the Mexican stereotype of Americans is that we all look like movie stars...I'm sorry you are from Mexico but you don't need to project so hard on the internet
>>60753126
Stands there petrified as his middle school level of english can't compete with the two
>mexican intellectuals
Who are ripping him apart limb by limb.
Look kid lets not ignore the fact that if you weren't so fucking retarded you would have replied with something worthwhile by now but the only thing you can do is to showcase your pathetic english and hope for the best.
>>60752742
I don't really dislike mexicans... some of the young girls are pretty and some of the guys are respectable and intelligent .
I just don't trust them because they are very racist, and I'm sure they assume I am, so they can justify whatever they are planning to do. It's an odd concept of dignity. Mexicans take more pride in tricking a white man than gaining his respect. I understand it because they have been fed a lot of negative history, a lot of it true.
But in reality, most of us yearn to see your culture develope into some semblance of our own. You have the family values and work ethic, but a solid core of integrity and a yearning for knowledge is missing. So close..
I hope all that changes in the next 50 years. No more theiving mexicans who end up in trouble trying to be tough guys or get ahead quick. Just slightly shorter and browner Americans. Kind of like the Irish or Italians
>>60747316
yeah there's no fucking way I'm going to watch all that.
15 seconds in and it's already WAY too much.
>>60743035
I wouldn't be surprised
>>60753247
>mexican intellectuals
>>60753233
>I mean FFS, the Mexican stereotype of Americans is that we all look like movie stars...
Yes just look at this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hOJfM88qH4
Prime american movie stars, if you look like a movie star it is this guy right here.
>>60753221
>>60753247
tacos
>>60753141
Interesting. I've never seen an explanation of the phenomenon. I'm still not sure I know how it works though.
>>60753233
>American
>by law preps 30 refugees a day
>literally owe to China more than the whole country is worth
>SJW goverment
>no non-shooting range universities
>the Mexican stereotype of Americans is that we all look like movie stars
more like beta lanklets who can't even defend their borders
>>60752880
You really don't get it. Violence isn't scary. The idea of having a record that could screw up a good future just to beat the ass of a dumb man with small man syndrome is scary. Like... waking up in a holding cell and having to hassle with judges and Lawyers and explain to friends and family that you didn't walk away from a fight with a 4' tall burrito. It makes me ill
>>60741202
I legit think Sean Penn turned him in. Or it was all part of some undercover bust/ deal with him to bust others in the Mexican drug trade.
Also, if Sean Penn didn't turn him in, and was being friendly with him, why do people think that's cool? This man has probably ruined countless lives and murdered a lot of peopleor ordered many murders. He should be held with the same regard as jihadi john and Sean Penn should be disgraced.
>>60744963
early settlers in Sinaloa were German of from German descent.
Therefore, that mix gave way to, pale skin tones, blond men/women, green /blue eyed, hot as fuck women, violent behaviour, etc.
Culturally regional music is very much alike german folk, polkas basically the same, as well as early banda music.
>>60741202
>mexican intellectuals
>>60741202
Sean Penn is a CIA asset, he gave Chavez cancer in Haita and he gave the position of Chapo.
The Mexicans went to the exact place that the meeting was held at, now if you know anything about how shady organized crime outfits like these guys do interviews, youd know that they would have put a bag over Sean Penns head, and put him in the back of a van, and drove around a bunch doing circles and shit to throw him off, and then put him in another van while in a traffic garage to avoid drones watching and shit.. and then take him to a remote warehouse or something where the interview would be done.
Sean wore a GPS unit and the mexican government was following it. Its the only explanation as to how they could have followed them, but they did admit to taking pictures of Penn at the airport.
>>60753422
>You really don't get it. Violence isn't scary. The idea of having a record that could screw up a good future just to beat the ass of a dumb man with small man syndrome is scary
>this is what the cucklet tells himself in order to sleep at night
Look buddy there's a reason the white race is coming to an end and that's because you are disappointing your ancestors with your petty cuck excuses for his lack of manhood, because of attitudes like this your race wont exist in a century.
>>60753424
>American movie star
>looks like a goblin
>that fucking hair
>looks like he smells of cigarrettes and whisky
>can't even grow proper facial hair
>by his facial expression you can tell chapo is crushing his prickly fingers
>mexican billionaire
>grommed
>perfect hairline and moustache
>classy shirt and tuck
>short but well built
>about to bang Kate after Sean preps him (like the good american he is)
>>60741202
See the only problem I have with actually extraditing him, asides from the en-fucking-sured 5yr length of the process.
Is that being in the US is just going to further launch this manlet cocksucker into "le ebin legendary rebel" status like that spic cuban shitstain "Che".
We'll be seeing imbecile, retard, shitbag, motherfucking kids wearing apparel with this asshole's face on it like he's some sort of folk fucking hero to lobotomized kids; and I ain't talking about the subhumanly-stupid niggers down here who already write and sing "corridos" (fucking dumbest shit to call anything) about this waste of space's in-humane , ruthless, sociopathic, psychotic rise to the top of the drug scene.
I mean what kind of fucking failed abortion of a person ignores the trail of human misery this disgusting beaner has laid out???
FUCKING EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME
I mean seriously, not to derail this thread....but has Mexico ever done anything respectable?
(Except for ceding half their land and women to US?
>>60753233
Actually...
>>60753543
>everyone but me is posting pictures with their replies so that people actually read them 200 posts down
Mines red. I win.
>>60753529
thank you for the OSS-117 movies, France.
>>60753233
and this
>>60753656
that actually worked dude i ignore your first post but actually read the second one.
Don't worry just add a cutlet or two in your posts and you'll have the american cucks replying to you in no time, its a trigger to them.
>>60753579
>acting all enraged about el chapo in order to get affection from your americutlet overlords
You're a disgrace to mexico kid, its one thing to not worship him but to fake this level of enragement you're only showing how much of a chilango cucklet you are.
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