VOLATILE AS FUCK EDITION
Watch it LIVE here
https://www.google.com/finance?q=SHA%3A000001&ei=1BePVrmBMc6eebDvvbgB
Shitpost HERE
http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
Watch DOW futures here
http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
Official /comfy/ Stream from yesterday
http://original.livestream.com/knoxster1990
Related News
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/12093807/RBS-cries-sell-everything-as-deflationary-crisis-nears.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-02/china-s-fix-for-a-margin-debt-boom-roiling-stocks-more-leverage
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-02/china-to-individual-investors-go-ahead-bet-the-house-on-stocks
First for happening
dubs?
im close to bustin a nut over here. lets go all red all day.
>>60728511
DUBBED
>>60728355
First the cash reserves will run out, then the T-Bills will be sold, finally the gold will be sold...
but it won't be enough
it will just make the meme magic bigger and hungrier, like a growing black hole
trying so hard to not sub3k
just remember, after all the world is in ruins, you will still have no gf.
>>60728355
>>60728511
stop it, stop it, the suicide rate already doubled in alberta
WE MUST SACRIFICE ANOTHER CELEBRITY.
RIP moot.
POST YFW IT GOES UNDER 3000 AGAIN
>>60728355
Up it goes, creepedy creep.
>>60728595
thank you based meme magic
are the chinese closely related to the ashkrenazi jew?
>>60728625
he'll be fine
>>60728355
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/150fc4aa-b426-11e5-aad2-3e9865bc6644.html#axzz3wyobPrH2
>China is to extend a ban on stock sales by large shareholders until permanent rules to restrict such sales take effect, as authorities seek to calm market fears over the lock-up that was due to expire on Friday.
China’s blue-chip stock index, the CSI 300, tumbled 7 per cent on Monday, raising the prospect of a return to the panic selling of last summer when the main index was down 45 per cent at one stage. Analysts blamed Monday’s fall on fears over the impending end of the ban, which was imposed in early July.
>Markets stabilised on Tuesday, but only after the “national team” of state financial institutions reportedly stepped in to buy shares. China’s main indices each closed more than 2 per cent higher on Wednesday. "
>>60728640
>>60728355
>that pic
[screams externally]
CHINA WALL CRASH DOWN
UNLEASH YOUR MEME MAGIC
>>60728625
i SACRIFICE THE CARLOS MEME FOR ALL OF ETERNITY
BEHOLD THE GLORY
WHAT MEME DO YOU OFFER AS TRIBUTE?
>>60728625
RIP Amy Schumer
heart attack because of obesity, also do meme magic
>>60728640
>>60728625
moot is name of dubs guy?
>>60728625
how can you use meme magic to kill the master of meme magic
what happens if it goes under 2000
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME AND MEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
RED
>>60728701
pls no
>>60728640
>>60728780
THE SKY WILL BURN
>>60728787
link?
THEY COULDN'T GET IT BACK UP ABOVE THE RED
>>60728701
You don't have the authority to do that
>>60728762
i see that a raise you the cast of big bang, death by bad bad dairy
>>60728780
Chaos
True...terrible....chaos
>"DON'T LET IT GO UNDER 3000!!!!!"
China right now
check this pic
china trying so hard to not sub 3k
>>60728859
>>60728821
It's within my Schwab account under market research, don't think it's open to the outside.
>>60728888
checked
>>60728780
WW3, 4 and 5 at the same time
If double digits, it's all over from here.
>>60728701
MT TRIBUTE
We all waiting for that cat to die
This shit is like watching paint dry
but watching everyone go crazy makes it so much fun
we are watching a line go up and down
>>60728930
can u give me your bank account info and social security number?
It will hit 2K
So close to 2999 I can feel it.
China sweet china this is the end my sweet friend.
Goodnight sweet prince.
if dubles it be happening
>>60728978
shit nigga, how r u still awake?
5 lives to go
>>60728355
Ayano is a qt edition?
>>60728978
>all
>>60729002
Doubt.jpg
>>60728625
RIP Brian. He will sacrifice himself to keep us posted.
>>60729037
got cha bro
>>60729062
I approve
Guys what's going to happen I have a daughter to take care of and my woman is in Europe please tell me will tuere be war?
>>60728355
>chinese stock market
Pretty irrelevant even within China, nothing like our stock market.
It's not happening.
Could this be a sign? Meme magic? What is an appropriate file name?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/09/us/idaho-deformed-mountain-lion/
N O S U R V I V O R S
>>60728996
stocks are fun because you can make money nigga
why is your occupation not an investment banker?
it should be
no happening tonight
repeating digits confirm
This is BS it went up again.
>>60729087
off by one :(
>>60729118
No war because this stock index isn't invested by many Chinese
>>60729126
Maybe someone will believe it when an American says it.
>>60729177
>>60729087
>>60729037
>All these sevens
>>60728640
>>60729173
>>60729187
WHERE IS YHE HAPPENING GUGUGUFUFHDYEGSHS I WANT THEBHAPPENINTS WHERE ARE THE HAPPENINGE
Sorry guys, just got here, whats goin on?
(I rarely visit /pol/ so as you can tell im a complete faggot)
>>60729209
are the streets littered with corpses yet?
>keep us posted
>takes out penis
>>60728640
if they pump money into market, does that mean that people lose value of their money who have nothing to do with the market? it cannot be completely unaffected can it?
TAKE IT TO THE MOONMAN
>>60729118
Why would there be a war over the Stock Market?
>>60728625
>>60729332
*unzips fedora
>>60729361
THERE IS ONE RIGHT NOW
THE MEME WAR
>>60729303
Chinese stock market being shit as usual.
>>60729150
Keep me warm Chaoschan
>>60729303
China's economy is dying and we are watching while sitting or laying down to be as comfy as possible
>>60729444
Jesus Christ
>>60728780
Tim Roth Elbow fucks your asshole.
>>60729444
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
>>60729361
Yeah it's exactly what it looks like you people think with all this drama and unnecessary euphoria
>>60729303
SELL SELL SELL
>>60729444
DO IT
i feel stupid for not knowing what it is thats 'happening' ;_;7
>>60729464
The casualties are too high in this damn war.
Shhhh.
>Try to go to http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/how-will-chinas-volatile-stock-market-affect-the-u-s-economy/
>DNS poisoned
LAWL... CCP is for sure in damage control.
Don't forget, the Nikkei 225 is down -1.80%
COME ON YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
>>60729537
It's just normal fluctuations and China dipping into the lower end.
BTFD
>>60729111
Nice triple, friend.
But check THIS out.
NEGATIVE
BACK IN THE RED
post >yfw on the red again
TIME TO TAKE A DIP BOYS
>>60729902
>>60729788
What happens if it goes under 2500?
>>60729902
HERE
WE
GO
>>60728625
Dubs bring micheal jackson back to life
In the
RED
>>60729586
Me too. There was a TL;DR in a previous thread, but I didn't even understand that one comepletely
Which is why I keep lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM
>>60729902
Sub 3000 hype!
>>60729973
KEK
that picture
>>60730000
fuark
down, down, down...
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-12/china-s-shanghai-composite-fluctuates-after-falling-below-3-000
>“Everyone rational wants to sell, while everyone official has been told to buy,” said Every. “By throwing good money after bad, it just delays the inevitable.”
Lol, even the media is basically telling them to stop with the bullshit and just let it crash.
>>60730000
HAS MEME MAGIC GONE TOO FAR!?!?!?!?!??!?!
>>60729985
Memes go extinct.
>>60730000
>>60730000
HOLY SHIT
>>60730000
ZOMBIES IN 30 MINUTES
>>60730000
what does quads do
>>60729586
>THE MEME WAR
go here http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
.jpg spam
SWEET DREAMS YOU CAN'T RESIST
Ghost cities anons.... ghost cities.
>>60730033
We started out sub 3000.
>>60728355
>http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
"all forty in two days!"
Poor chinaman more than likely killed himself. Feel bad, meme magic claims another.
>>60730105
gives him laser eyes too
>>60730000
>>60728614
>>60728625
>>60728640
>>60728664
>>60728667
>>Implying you could afford even one share of google. Go home, money talks..and you don't have any.
>>60730127
Its 3007 right now though, just hyping it to go sub 3000 again
>>60729751
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOoOOWN
>>60730000
That's just going to make Justin B. wear blackface.
>>60730064
NOT FAR ENOUGH
ITS
HAPPENING
WE
2K
NOW
O
W
>>60730024
Nothing.
http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-a-reminder-china-s-stock-market-is-a-clown-show-20160107-column.html
>>60730000
>yfw Michael Jackson predicted this post with Thriller
>>60729586
click the blue button to post.
>>60730204
We need to go further
>>60730149
Laser memes
>>60730000
We've Broke It
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60730242
>latimes
Nikkei going down
SUB 3000
COME ON WE CAN DO IT
>>60730247
So... it's finally come full circle....
If consecutive digits, it all ends here.
>>60729751
>>60730167
What it is:
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOoOOWN
What it is not:
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOOOOOOOOOoOOWN
>>60730156
try losing 30% of your money in two months.
Let's crash the chinese market
>LINK:
http://quotes.money.163.com/0000001.html
SPAM
死貓反彈
>Dead cat bounce
股災
>Stock market crash
2015年中国股灾
>2015 China stock market crash
卖
>Sell
库存再次下降
>Stocks fall again
Trips
FAVORITE THREADS ON /POL/ FUCK EVERYTHING. ITS FUCKING HABBENING.
>>60728900
>moot
Stop with this meme, plz.
Those trackers dont work in open sea.
>>60730395
I do that every month with beer.
Its happening! Ultra /p/ar!
>>60730033
right
Why does China raise the market?
>>60730345
Oh god why
>>60730000
>>60730093
THRILLER
THRILLER NIGHT
>0.18%
WOW OMG ITS HAPENING /POL/ AYEEHUUGGH!!!!!!!!! ITS HAPPENIGN GET IN YOUR BUNKERS OH MY GOD!!!! AAAAH!!!!
Faggots.
>>60730000
what have you done
>3000
IT'S HAPPENING
SUB 3000
REEE EEEE EEE EEE
BELOW 3000 AGAIN
>SUB 3000
SUB 3000
>SUB 3000
SUB 3000
>SUB 3000
SUB 3000
>SUB 3000
SUB 3000
>SUB 3000
SUB 3000
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>MEME MAGIC IS REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>MEME MAGIC IS REAL
DOWN IT GOES
BYE BYE
>>60728355
ALMOST HITTING 3K LADS
2999999999999999999999
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mfw
HOLY SHIT THERE IT GOES
GO GO GO GO!
>>60730642
Not believing in the happening when it's right before your eyes.
Disgraceful.
crashing the 3000
>>60730733
>2988
JUST
Holy shit
>>60730000
Fuck you, now I've got Thriller stuck in my head.
If dubls forgotten nuclear warhead from cold war gets accidentally launched.
>>60728355
>SHA in the red
>Dow in the Green
This was the last time they traded as friends
LIKE A ROCK
THEIR MARKETS ARE LIKE RAZORBLADES DOWN MY WRISTS
2980
JUST
CHINA DIES TONIGHT
DEAD CHINA DIE
MEME MAGIC
Holy fuck 2991
its plummeting
>2987 as i post
WHAT HAPPENS NOW PEOPLE
BOOM
sub 2950 here we come
>-1%
It's dive time.
>>60730778
wew lad
>>60728559
its green u want not red
2983
>that plunge
HOLY SHIT ITS LITERALLY VERTICAL
NUKES LAUNCH IN 30
POST YFW
> -1 %
>MJ quads get
>china immediately plummets
MJ confirmed for crashing china
>2979
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S PLUMETTING
Play dank collapse tunes to amplify the meme power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_SpRBXRmE
>>60730836
2979
-1.24%
2980!
DOWN WE GO
Dumping all bonds, when?
>>60730799
>-1.25%
ITS HAPPENING HAUAUUUUUUUUUU!! DURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Faggots, it's not happening.
Oops, they just broke down below 3,000.
That's not gonna be good for the rest of their trading day.
THE MARKETS GOING DOWN, WE'RE YELLING TIMBER
>>60730948
Holy fuck it is crashing fast. This is incredibly bad. Really really fucking bad.
Christ almighty /pol/ WTF have you idiots done?
IT'S HAPPENING
THIS
IS
IT
>>60730942
SELL SELL SELL
What now?
>>60730956
WE'LL MEME A NIGHT, CHINA WILL REMEMBER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
repeating digits say +5% today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
AHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIx_HbmRnQY
WHAT HAPPENS NOW PEOPLE? WW3? CHINA PREPARING THEIR NUKES?
>>60730956
CHINESE GOVT BUYING MORE SHARES FUCK
I CALL UPON CHINESE CARTOONS TO DESTROY CHINA'S ECONOMY
CRASH CRASH CRASH
FORGET THE PENSIONS
JUST START KILLING OLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
trips and it closes slightly positive
Jesus christ
if i get dubs i'm killing myself tonight
>>60731064
ok
Can a market go into a negative?
>>60731122
deliver, post livestream
>>60731122
Do it
>>60731122
legendary, do it on cam
>>60731122
Cya
>>60731122
Don't do it anon
CHINA IS BEING SACRIFICED FOR MICHEAL JACKSON.
ARISE MJ, ARISE!
>post yfw he comes back black
>>60731122
Shit, now you'll miss the nukes.
>>60731051
YOU BETTER MOVE, YOU BETTER SELL
People buying low. Far less people expect to make a profit this time, so it won't bounce as high as it did last time. Rinse and repeat until -5%.
>>60731122
Good job anon.
Dubs we crash this market with no survivors and ww3 starts
>>60731131
nah it just crashes and nothing can be sold lol
>>60731122
Back to 3000
>that fucking climb
Haruhi says on this day, it shall drop. Dubs confirm.
>>60731122
Double Dubs
End it!
>>60731122
You must be sacrificed.
