Merkel is trying to destroy the world, one nation at a time. It's the current year (come on) and she realizes that /pol/ is holding her plans back. The only way to stop her is to fight her.
Merkel Hitpoints: 1,000,000
Posts ending in 0 deal 0 damage
Posts ending in 1 deal 5,000 damage
Posts ending in 2 deal 10,000 damage
Posts ending in 3 heal Merkel for 30,000 hitpoints
Posts ending in 4 deal 20,000 damage
Posts ending in 5 heal Merkel for 40,000
Posts ending in 6 deal 25,000 damage
Posts ending in 7 deal 15,000 damage
Posts ending in 8 heal Merkel for 25,000
Posts ending in 9 deal 9,000 Damage
Dubbs does double the damage the first digit would have done (99 = 18,000 damage)
Posts ending in 666 heal Merkel to full health
Posts ending in 000 kill Merkel instantly.
If someone from sweden posts, they are humbled by Merkel's political correctness, and heal her for 5,000 health per comment.
Good luck, /pol/.
>>60639319
die bitch.
>>60639319
nice one /b/ro XDDD
Game won't last
>>60639393
shit i picked the medic class again.
>>60639319
DIE YOU TRAITOR
>>60639438
just so yall know i'm the medic.
Lightning bolt
>>60639486
nice.
blow it out your ass
zap
ratatatatatatata-
wait who the hells keeping count
In solidarity, with love you cunt
Check these trips
>>60639319
>and she realizes that /pol/ is holding her plans back.
and she realizes that /b/ is holding her plans back.
Pew pew
>>60639319
Death to Mufti Merkel
>>60639319
buh bye kraut
69 and I smack her for 6 gorillion HP.
allah akbaur
DIE
what's she at?
Die you disgusting old cunt.
>>60639715
reroll
>>60639319
skank
>>60639319
Attacku.
sword man strike me down
>>60639765
With my last breath I grab my shekel launcher and steady it up on the kike lord mega big boss merkel.
re roll.
Rolling, why not
>>60639758
Oh fug I healed her!
pew pew ! !
>>60639319
Pathetic!
>>60639319
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A
GET
LEEEEROY
>>60639319
000 get
boom, killed her in one hit
Weaponise the bantz.
>>60639855
HAHA strongest attack possible besides trips
>>60639922
Holy shit I did it
>>60639958
jk 2 hits
*unsheathes katana*
Nuthin' personnel kid...
Does any thread dragon simulator still works?
000 get
>>60639922
>>60639855
CONDUCTOR
ICBM incoming
>>60639999
holy shit
>>60639319
FUCK MUSLIMS
>>60639999
Jesus
Someone dial 000.
>>60639999
Fffffff
>>60639999
DUUUUDE
>>60639999
So close
ALL UNITS ATTACK!
>>60639999
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>60639999
B A S E D
A S E D B
S E D B A
E D B A S
D B A S E
>>60639319
triple 0 get
>>60639319
rolling
>>60640098
>>60639319
headshot
>>60639319
Let's heal her up.
She needs to invite more Syrians
>>60639319
rip
We must channel meme magic lads
WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPENING HAPPEN FOR REALZ
>>60639999
![500px-Silver_Hand_Knight_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6Mf6wg.jpg "500px-Silver_Hand_Knight_full[1].jpg")
SQUIRE, ATTEND ME.
>>60639319
Let's try this again Merkel should be healed fully.
Blind shot.
>>60640250
Guaca roll
Greetings from Germany :DDDD
>>60639999
ALMOST ONE BANGED
>>60640377
WEW
>>60639319
I thought George Soros was the final boss.
The fire rises
>>60639319
Game over Merkel
>>60640403
>ID: LUL
Bankai
>>60640477
O >>60640516
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A HAPPENING
Well.
>>60639999
FUGGGG
oy vey
Is OP actually tallying up the figures or we just all having a giggle?
Also heal her.
He's coming.
Duck get
you whiteys are over!
>tfw no gf
conductor add up the points you piece of shit its been 15min
>>60640662
Fucking missed it by one
Inb4 pruned
>>60639319
TRAITOR!
Rolling for trump
>>60639319
Lend me your power brothers!
>>60639999
It's really happening.
I don't wanna ruin your game but... what if she are blackmailed to go full retard so people starts hating her, maybe even hang her for treason.
>60640000
>>60640000
fuck.
For liberty.
>>60640711
>>60640516
>>60640477
>>60640444
>>60640399
>>60640077
>>60640055
>>60639999
>>60639922
So many digits
000 KO this bitch before she takes our guns
>>60640778
Sweden yes. Merkel is healed
... and stay down...
Die bitch!
>>60640778
Don't feel bad, newfriend English is hard. Maybe next time your post will make sense.
Also heal her
PHOENIX DOWN
>>60639319
Die you cunt.
>>60640834
TRAITOR
>>60639319
For her tits
They're bringing drugs.
>>60639426
LMFAO
TRUMPED
>>60639319
Hammer of the Righteous
>>60641000
okay now im building wall to save youuuuuuu
CHECK
Bombing Dresden once again!
Burger Airforce incoming!
CONDUCTOR WE WUZ KANGZ AND
They're going back.
![readImage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iBO6udb.jpg "readImage[1].jpg")
Sterbende.
>>60641008
>>60641005
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK
666 GET
>>60641022
Witnessed another 22k damage
HANG THE BITCH
I win
>>60641045
That's pretty unsettling.
heil
In the name of the last spark of hope humanity has for it's future.
I sentence you to die.
>>60639319
it's time to go full nazi again?
Our hamburgers will block out the sun!
>>60639319
Burn in Hell
I'm the rookie in training, here to help!
>>60641045
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>60641045
ITS OVER
![280px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-299-1805-16,_Nordfrankreich,_Panzer_VI_(Tiger_I)_cropped[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FUtCsxV.jpg "280px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-299-1805-16,_Nordfrankreich,_Panzer_VI_(Tiger_I)_cropped[1].jpg")
Feuer
>>60639319
fuck Merkel
Soon.
>>60641045
Is anyone counting? OP obviously isnt here
>>60641144
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-17049,_Joseph_Goebbels_spricht[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1eYbNEC.jpg "Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-17049,_Joseph_Goebbels_spricht[1].jpg")
>>60641232
Continue, even if she's dead
>>60641200
Die
Check these repeating digits
>>60641232
Frau Merkel actually has more than 1 million hp now. Its futile to try to fight her.
>>60641333
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A CONFIRMED KILL
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>60639319
Ur welkum
>>60641145
woopsies, let me give it anotha shot hea!
>>60641356
It never is. Victory or Valhalla.
![2dd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hfskc6X.jpg "2dd[1].jpg")
>>60641305
What have i done.
>>60641388
>>60641333
>>60641200
>>60641217
>>60641411
>>60641388
>>60641333
Read again. Three, eight, and five heal her.
She's already dead guys...
Aryan bait
???? Damage
Where are the mods to delete these retarded ass threads
>>60641413
L-let me fix this g-guys ;_;
roooooooooolzz
>>60641494
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
(again)
>throws in a bag of meatballs.
also pictures may occur to be offensive. It's better not to post one.
>>60639319
>>60639319
To say that Merkel is the reason for Germany's problems is shortsighted and stupid. It her ideology and way of thinking thats so widespread in Germany that is the issue. If you German cucks actually came out and said something instead of marching in the street holding signs up that say "Immigrants welcome!" so that nobody calls you a racist then none of this would have happened. You deserve the government that you get. Your government is a reflection of you as a country.
>>60641510
> Europeans are letting this be destroyed
What a pathetic race
>>60639319
Rolling for damage...
>>60641513
Meme magic is something we need
>>60641533
Roll for damage
>>60641515
Just stop trying
Ill do a tally
>>60639393 1,003000
>>60639412 993000
>>60639426 968000
>>60639438 993000
>>60639449 984000
>>60639486 959000
>>60639507 944000
>>60639524 924000
>>60639540 same
>>60639566 899,000
at this point i will stop adding zeros at end
>>60639614 879
>>60639628 904
>>60639646 879
>>60639658 904
>>60639671 899
>>60639689 890
>>60639695 930
>>60639715 980
>>60639741 975
>>60639748 1000
>>60639757 985
>>60639758 1010
>>60639765 1050
at this point I will say that its not looking good, get your guns, some supply rations and lets go meet up in whatever the new best country in the world is now that Hillary won.
Time to use... THAT!
>>60639319
psshhh
You can't kill Merkel. Europe will drown in black cock.
What's going on in this thread?
Update, Merkel still has 443,500 HP left.
Yes, I have autism.
She still alive?
>>60641640
No need to tally
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>60641700
deus vult!
cunt!
>>60641700
FUCKING ALMOST
>>60639319
goodbye you sullen cunt
WAKE ME UP
>>60641549
Seeing how it is in germany, Its impossible that she doesnt realize what she's doing right now but for whatever reason, gotta keep going this way.
Rolling...
>>60641748
Yes
>>60641835
Agenda.
>>60641675
I AM FUCKING DOING IT MOM GET THE CAMERA
Let's end this.
Let's get done to buisness
>>60641725
thank thats seems like a reasonable count compared to >>60641640
![1445889684287[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/bFPZtvW.jpg "1445889684287[1].webm")
My ultimate technique
>>60641917
BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL
>>60641725
>>60941837
Reason is too many of you fucks keep healing her.
done
>>60639319
Attack
>>60641809
>>60641805
>>60641835
Thank you for your contributions of HP.
roll
One-shot kill. It's the only way.
The American superior M1A2 Abrahams will help here. No friendly fire i swear.
doint the god's work
>>60639319
Time to end this
>>60639319
What is her health even at? She must be dead by now
>>60641887
Muh undtergang...
So many autists... Heal, my Queen!
Die you old hag
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE ANGELA MERKEL
>>60641640
Reloading
>>60641798
.gif senpai
>>60642044
A little under half and RISING.
>>60641960
amazing webm, weak attack tho m8
>>60639426
>Nihong no shill BTFO's
JUST
![o-MERKEL-MOUSTACHE-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bC7CJ8n.jpg "o-MERKEL-MOUSTACHE-facebook[1].jpg")
>>60641835
Because she still thinks that she has the support of the people and those in the government. And for the most part, she does. Don't let the internet fool you into thinking people are marching in the street and rioting to stop the mudslimes from coming in. The majority are proud of their country for taking those people in and only angry that nobody investigated the rapes and reported it.
>>60641887
couldnt she change it? Seems to me she does whatever she wants.
>>60639319
Can i has play?
>>60642105
Embrace Enrichment!
cucking
>>60642133
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK uuuuuu
YOU SHALL NOT
>>60641706
mutti merki
>>60641725
/pol/ will succeed where Hitler has failed!
>>60639922
Double dubs.... So would this mean (2x10,000)x2?
Either way, too bad I'm about to heal her up. :^)
>>60639319
KEEEE YYUCKKKKKKK
>>60642133
Our Dubs will kill her eventually then
Fuck you Commie Bitch, Die by the sword.
SHALL
![Cwcyehameha_crop[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/x9S5ugB.gif "Cwcyehameha_crop[1].gif")
>>60642146
>>60642287
whats her current HP??????
is anyone even keeping track of her hitpoints?
>>60639319
You're going down!
What if she splits into Shillary and Bernie in phase 2 though?
>>60639319
rolling
RRREEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Once I achieve the 666 get, Europe's fate will be sealed!
>>60642360
>>60642354
Everyone's just trying to get the triple 0 and win.
>>60642392
>Mr Nuht
Kill Merkal
>>60642391
ENRICHED
>>60642392
No
Nobody is keeping track.
I SUMMON EBOLA PATIENT !
>>60642354
>>60642360
See here pls. New count in progress.
>>60641725
![Poutine0071[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Xj16w4.jpg "Poutine0071[1].jpg")
Witness.
It ends
>>60642436
Remember the name...
>>60639999
>>60642478
then MEGA HYPER HYPER KICKKKKKKK
>>60639319
Alluh Ackbar
>>60639319
Only America can save the day when Germany threatens the world. Contributing.
>>60639319
By the power of Trump, smite the Merke beastl.
merkel killer post
>>60642287
how the fuck can someone miss the block? This guy's obviously pushed a pen all his life.
