What is the first thing that comes up in your head when you think of Albania??
>>60033744
"Where the fuck is that on the map?"
bakery
>>60033744
Pesky pizza guy I had to threaten with violence in order for him to stop hitting on my girlfriend.
Also, my favorite barber.
low IQ criminals
>>60033744
subhuman.
I usually think of that fictional country from Dilbert where everyone lives in waist deep mud and their space program uses a giant sling shot.
But I think that's actually Elbonia.
>>60033744
niggers
I think about the time an Albanian IRC channel lead to m00t having 4chan hosted on cloudflare.
>>60033744
I fucking hate those Allah praising coons. May they all die
>>60033787
kekekekek
>>60033744
>dey terk urr jerbs!
lol jk. noone wants to harvest corn here. good thing they do it.
I live in a pathetic little town and they still infest the streets. I used to buy the Big Issue every Christmas until I realised it was all going to Albanian incomers rather than English homeless in need.
...Maybe some of them are okay? I'd rather they weren't here en mass.
Sweet looking flag
>>60033744
Is this Iberia or Albania?
This damn achievement. Fuck you Ottomans.
>>60033744
Ice cream.
Gypsies pretending to be Greeks. My father warned me he'd rather me marry a nigger than an Albanian. Although both would probably lead me to being beaten to death in the yard albeit a little bit of a more merciful death with a nigger than an Albanian.
>>60033744
Good people
>>60034040
Where do you live? There's an albanian owned ice cream shop close to me.
>>60033744
That your flag, is utterly divine.
That one Simpsons episode where Homer adopts that Albanian boy who takes pictures of their nuclear plant.
>>60033744
>be liam neeson
>daughter kidnapped
>BTFO filthy foreigners
They started Gamergate =D
>>60034010
Oh you.
>>60034089
Downtown Belgrade. No Albos here, but I love eating their ice cream when I visit Ohrid.
Filthy shitskin mudslimes
>>60033744
A REAL EUROPEAN
>>60033744
Kiflja.
>>60033744
Criminals
>>60033744
most disgusting rats in europe.
>>60034218
I live in Zvezdara, next to the bulevar, they have like 2-3 ice cream shops. They got good ice cream.
Albania doesn't exist
>>60034552
taking too many jobs from you eh?
Disgusting drug trafficking ottoman rape babies
>>60033744
unique language
>>60033744
Bakljavas
>>60034395
I might look into it. Are you sure they're not Gorani? I've heard there's a lot of them around and that a few of their shops got wrecked by retards thinking they're Albos.
>>60033744
savages who think they are masterrace
>>60034089
nigga albanian owned ice cream shops/bakeries are everywhere
>>60033744
sqhipere shqipare
What else could I think other than Illyric master race? :^)
That's an edgy flag
I met an Albanian who claims they're poor because Serbia oppresses them, and that the Balkan region is actually ethnically Albanian. Is this true?
>>60035410
yes
>>60035410
100% true
Niggers of Europe
>>60033769
>>60034266
What's the story behind this dank meme?
Skanderbeg.
>>60033744
>ctrl-f "Bunkers"
>No matches
I'm disappointed, even for /pol/
Cool flag.
Kosovo
>>60033744
>>60034936
It sounds retarded
>>60035718
Ditto
Enver Hoxha eastern euro communism.
Albanians in Greece become either criminals or very hard working and honest labor force.
And by criminals I mean they are an actual plague compared to the natives.
Their women can be top qts though.
>>60033744
>>60035410
Albanian here, can confirm.
>>60033744
Voldemort
Sunflower seeds.
>>60035410
100% true,not a single doubt can be had about that.
>>60035410
true stuff
>>60033744
The small time criminals of the Adriatic coast.
And of course bakeries.
>>60035410
All true except the part about being poor.
>>60033744
Literally where?
>>60035410
All true, except albos are actually billionaires
>>60033744
Vampires.
THANK YOU USA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
cheap kidneys, cheap livers, cheap drugs, cheap guns, cheap hearts, cheap child prostitutes
>>60033744
Tomateos and ketchup
>>60039903
>TOMATEOS
what are you fucking dan quayle or something
goat shaggers, subhumans
>>60033744
I think about my stupid friend that got into a car with Alabanians and wound up raped by them. In the midwest.
Scum.
>>60040032
lol I had a friend who was shanked by walking around alone at night in an albo ghetto
i feel u senpai, but blamed clinton for supporting em in kosovo also rofl
white niggers
who
Those weird looking trampy fucks with flat heads
>>60040107
>>60040032
blame*
>>60035604
It makes me feel comfortable
>>60040107
>lol I had a friend who was shanked by walking around alone at night in an albo ghetto
>i feel u senpai, but blamed clinton for supporting em in kosovo also rofl
kek
I'm amazed there's not more Armo hate around here, too. Maybe it's because I live in a city with a bunch I know to despise them.
Clinton, jews, a war to steal resources, wash rinse repeat that's what the US does. All Clintons a shit.
2016: Year of Trump!
>>60040328
any should win but fucking Clinton
Bernie seems like a bit of cu.ck tho :DD
I agree 100% with Trump's foreign policy so I'm kinda rooting for him
>>60033744
really cheap vacation and atmosphere of third world
>>60035410
100% true
We are all Albanians in denial, legit.
>>60033744
that flag is fascist as fuck
you couldn't make it more fascist, the swastika isn't as bold as that
>>60040454
How is the symbol of the east Roman empire fascist?
>>60033744
Great weed
>>60033744
New Rochelle and goats. Seriously there fucking everywhere and they are all related to eachother. i went to HS in NR and it was a solid 89% alabainian population. Worst part was it was an all guys school.
>>60040613
actually their weed is cheap but total trash, you've never tried jamaican have you? my cousin from US brought it and its the most god tier weed in the world, albo is trash, but its readily available I guess
>>60033744
EuroNiggers.
Even Gypsies have standards in comparison.
>>60040387
>I agree 100% with Trump's foreign policy so I'm kinda rooting for him
I have to say, my sentiments exactly. Any breathing human over that witch Clinton, and if Trump wins? Who knows, he might just...well, if he did even *one* of his campaign promises, I'd be over the moon.
Clinton would be hell on earth.
Pray for us Senpai.
>>60033744
Probably coolest flag other then union jack obviously
>>60040551
because his feelings you bigot
>>60033785
ofcourse
>>60033744
White nation that was lost to Muslims
The future of the rest of Europe.
>>60033744
Hot women, all the Albanian girls I knew at secondary school and later at uni were all stunning.
pimps
ILLYRIAN SQIPERI MASTER RASE ALEXENDER THE GREAT WAS ALBANIAN
worthless scum
>>60033744
Hoxha and his bunkers.
>population of 2,5 mil
>build 9 mil bunkers
>>60033744
"I knew an Albanian girl once, she married an Albanian taxi prince."
>>60033744
We got disdain for Kosovo Albanians cuz they steal our clay which we stole from them and so on and so forth.
>>60033744
Glory to Arstotzka.
Don't-give-a-fuck stance on Islam
Crazy nationalists who hate Serbs
Ilir Shaqiri
Albanian mafia
Oldest Balkan language
Enver Hoxha
Kosovo
>>60033744
"Jesus Christ what are you doing Arumba"
>>60033744
kidnapping girls
liam neeson
>>60044119
Turkroach strikes again.
>>60033744
Poorest country in Europe. Name has been shared with Scotland, and derives from the presence of mountains in the area.
It's on the Adriatic coast right?
>>60033744
literally human scum, Somalia of Europe.
Known for drug-trafficking, human-trafficking, organ theft and all criminal stuff in general.
Nice beaches but cant get tourism going on since they are mentally retarded.
Lowest IQ in Europe.
Should've been thrown by Serbs in the Adriatic Sea
>>60043034
muh religion?
why you ask, it's LARP paganism ofc :DD
>>60033744
a lynard skynard song....desert.
pretty much it from my bong perspective? im sure its more fun than that but nothing comes to mind.
i think a few wrestlers came from there also?
Hot women, great food, beautiful beaches and mountains. All the things lacking in your basements. Why you so mad /pol?
>>60039572
You're welcome, best friend
>>60044622
ffs i thought it said Alabama not Albania..what a fucking autist
and i know nothing about albania..is that an ex soviet state?
>>60033744
oh nothing much, just gnostic luciferianism
>>60044471
Well, now I know where the faggot who posts that picture all the time in /gsg/ is from.
>>60044706
I always knew that /gsg/ was a /pol/ colony :3
h-hi
>>60033769
came in here to post this
>>60044660
diaspora shqip spotted
Filthy shit skins.
>>60040674
You my friend haven't visited Lazarat.
>>60044980
cool story chink
>>60040225
>>60035604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdgvMuItMw
you ever wonder where those /pol/ anons went who disappeared from skype honeypot threads before this appeared?
White Muslims
BASED
>literally curbstomped Soviet Union
>>60033744
Nice flag
>>60045004
>implying you are not
>>60044814
Repressed sexuality spotted.
>be German.
> taking time out from filming latest bondage movie with mother
>shitpost on Bengali origami making forum
>>60045256
Achmed say what?
>>60045308
>be Albanian
>go everywhere else in the world except Albania because your country is a pile of shit
>>60033744
shady brown men wearing track suits in a 90s mercedes
>>60045256
What's with mudslimes and the finger?
>>60033744
That episode of the Simpsons when they take in an Albanian kid
Albania (also known as "Shqipëria", Mexico of Europe or "Ass-Pirates Of The Adriatic") is a socialist republic in the Balkans. Albanians, also called Assbians, Analbanians or Vaginalbanians (in Albanian: Shiptards - referring to the "shit eating retards" custom of the Illyrians, a people the Albanians exterminated long ago) are multitalented people, adept at a multitude of professions: prostitution/sex slavery, drug trafficking, general crime and more prostitution. They often claim descent (since, at least, Enver Hoxha's communist dictatorship) from the Atlanteans and occasionally Illyrians, a gang of Adriatic butt-pirates who lived with the Celts, ancestors of modern alcoholics, until the latter told them to GTFO to the western Balkans (both later got pwnt by the Romans). They are also adept at war through relentless immigration. Albanians are often claimed as the only "people" north of Antarctica not filled with a burning hate for Americans. In fact, they love Murricans so much as to borrow their watches as souvenirs.
>>60045451
>be German
>try to go out of Germany twice, get BTFO by rest of world
> invite rest of world in instead
>>60045513
I think it's something about Allah being the only god.Not sure though
Nothing more then a shit stained country.
Double-headed eagles are pretty based.The hittites used them
Too bad shit countries like russia started using them
Byzantines and HRE are the only modern empires worthy of them
Some of the strongest nationalism you will see from any country.
Will hate anything Serbian.
Love to smoke.
>>60045704
we are not inviting you, Albanians are coming with the other refugees and since we let in only refugees from Syria you Albanians claim to be Syrians, top kek
>>60043672
You. I like you.
>>60045997
I really feel sorry for you germans.You already had it hard with the 2 million turks.
>>60035718
same
fucking eu iv teaching me stuff
>>60033744
Liver snatchers.
>>60046200
>nationalist cousin comes over for slava
>he's 12 or something
>Hey cous', got any games?
>S-sure.
>cue "The voyage"
>Okay, cous', we're playing with Albania.
>This is Skenderbey, he's God among men.
>declare war on Serbia
>curbstomp Serbia and Bosnia
>full annex Serbia
>move capital to Kosovo
>cousin crying internally
>buttblasted beyond comprehension
>mfw
>after he's gone home
>convert to Orthodox
>adopt Serbian culture
>genocide Albanian culture off the map
>mfw
>>60046856
so what are you
>>60048722
>flag
>slava
Guess thrice, my Catholic cousin.
>>60033744
"Enver Hoxah was right."
Voldemort
Taking Kosovo from Serbia
Why do the serbian diaspora get to talk about Albania? Why don't you mind your own business than talking about Albania, everytime i see a serb post on this board its either "Albanian scum" or their great Serbia memetry. No one is giving a crap about your nationality, people here only enjoy your stupid meme
Albanians are subhuman scum who are only good at building bunkers and human trafficking.
>>60033744
Tirana.
That's all I know about it.
>>60050283
Please you don't even have the right to talk fale country, you don't have functioning institutions, just look at yourself
Tooth gaps
>>60050283
Please you don't even have the right to talk fake country, you don't have functioning institutions, just look at yourself
>>60050219
Fuck off you biased piece of shit.
>>60033744
Overpriced car insurance...
>>60050439
>>60050500
>Please you don't even have the right to talk fale country, you don't have functioning institutions, just look at yourself
>Albanian flag
Toppest qeq
>>60035410
yes
indeed albanians are also very aryan and primordial in culture
>>60034936
> member of the Indo-European family
> unique
pick one
>>60035095
They are all Albanian but they say they're Gorani so they wouldn't be harassed.
But yeah, bakeries, ice cream and
>the war
come to mind.
>>60035410
Can't argue with that.
>>60040328
Ya know at least the republicans bomb shitskins,
Clinton and the democrats wage war against Europeans.
I heard this administration has massive business interests in Ukraine.
The niggers of Europe.
>>60044998
Neither have you, liar.
>>60035410
Yes
Source: PhD in Eastern Europeanology
>>60033769
this, tiny little head with big giant body
>>60033744
GTAIV
