SAVE RAND THREAD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
WE HAVE THE POWER TO PUT YEB AND CRISPY ON THE NEXT KIDDY TABLE.
A new poll released by The Economist/YouGov has Rand Paul at 6%, higher than Yeb, Christie and others. If we SPAM EMAIL REALCLEARPOLITICS this news, Rand will defeat Yeb and Crispy in average poll numbers, kicking them of the Adult Table and keeping Rand on.
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Hello Sir/Ma'am at RealClearPolitics - I come to firmly request you include the new national primary poll by The Economist/YouGov in your GOP Primary Averages in order to more accurately represent the state of the GOP field and show the people what voters truly want.
This poll will help make your averages far more accurate and ensure all is fair in the Republican field.
Thank you, a concerned voter.
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>>60001359
What should I select for "Type of Inquiry"?
>>60001680
"Other"
>the free market doesn't want your candidate
>HAY GUSYZ WE GOTS TO BAIL OUT RAND POULBERG!!!1!
>>60001359
Glad this is catching on, we need as many Anti-NeoCons in the debate as possible.
>>60004089
When Rand Paul was being polled he did the best against Clinton.
Rand Paul has all the best ideas without having to hyperbolic statements that turn off non-rightists.
>>60001359
Lol, I can't wait for Jeb Bush to get kicked off the stage before their are even votes!
*hides*
>>60004089
>not being willing to be manipulative to do everything you can to help your preferred candidate
>>60004780
We gotta do it since Rand is one of the few candidates to get most his money from small donations.
I'm skeptical of that email maker though, can you explain?
>>60005158
It's totally not spyware goyim!
>>60005158
I'm not OP, but I think there's definitely some software out there that's capable of doing that
>>60001359
I'll do it to have Yeb at the kids table. Also, Rand brings the bantz, so I want him in the debates for as long as possible.
bamp
Jeb's beta attempts at trying to stump the Trump is like 95% of the entertainment of the debates.
He can stay, but Crispy was born for the kids table.
*hides*
>>60001359
doin' it for Randal
>>60004089
>engaging in the free market means you're against the free market
holy shit you are fucking stupid
>>60006235
I'm not the one supporting a candidate who doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell. :^)
>>60006364
No, you're just legally retarded.
>>60006364
Like Jeb Bush said, poll numbers don't matter. Doesn't matter.
>>60006364
>implying one should pick canidates based on chances instead of on positions
this is the problem with american politics today
>>60006582
At least I'm not a Swede. :^)
>>60006641
No, you're just a self-hating American.
>>60001359
Trump bullying Jeb is worth more than rand
>>60006947
4U
>>60006947
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>>60006947
If Jeb goes to the kiddy table Trump will definitely bully him for it, then find someone else to bully. Probably Randlet, Kasich, or Rubio. Pretty much anyone other than Cruz/Carson, but hopefully Rubio.
On the other hand, Yeb will finally be pushed over the edge and an hero. We can meme a presidential candidate into suicide, /pol/. I don't know why we haven't started yet.
>>60001359
I made this copypasta, Maybe half should do one and half the other?
"I noticed the site was aggregating an Economist/YouGov poll for Obama’s favor-ability ratings. The same organization polled registered and likely Primary voters on their Preferred Republican Nominee for President. I was wondering why this poll has not been included in your aggregate of the Republican primary.
The poll itself https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/88txvi0ixm/econTabReport.pdf "
RCP only use live-phone polls. The YouGov/Economist poll was online.
>>60007894
literally this. do it for the memes if nothing else
>>60006947
>>60007894
>>60007992
also, Yeb! will likely pic related at the kiddie table, then carson will have 3 second of silence for him and trump will continue to bully him
>>60007894
lol, we're way ahead of schedule!
>>60007973
They use YouGov/Economist polls for other things like Congressional approval though.
It's also worth considering online polls, since they count the "youths" perhaps more accurately than others.
>>60001359
Sent one.
Super easy
>>60010607
tfw you feel like you're actually contributing to a better future
good feel
>>60010771
I just want Trumps prediction of Jeb being forced off the stage to be true.
I don't want Jeb coming at Trump with "Well, you said I'd be off the stage, but I'm still here!"
>>60001359
Honestly, I would like to see Yeb, Christie, Fiorina, Kasich, and whoever the fuck else off the damn debates. Even the kiddie ones
>>60006140
>*hides*
Beta manlet confirmed with one tweet
>tfw no matter how poorly i do in the debate my dad still takes me to get mcdonalds
>>60011049
Your mother and I are very proud of you Rand. Don't worry about that Trump bullying you, be the bigger man.
The real /pol/ supports Rand. Only the meme /pol/ supports Trump.
>>60011296
this.
I remember in the early days of 2015 everyone was rooting for rand, and then the bernie meme took over and then finally trump.
>>60011296
>implying the memes are separate from reality anymore
I like both of them but I think Trump is the stronger presidential candidate
Rand I see as an currently-untenable ideal, Trump I see as a solution
>>60011396
pretty much this desu senpai
>>60011296
>/pol/ is one person
Even back during the Rand days people would shit up the threads nonstop
I was one of those people, fuck the flipfloping manlet
>>60011049
Rand you're such a big boy you think you can eat all that!
>>60011296
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZC9wZFPNvs
Why didn't you listen?
>>60012965
Hilarious how wrong the Washington foreign policy establishment has been.
