ITT post your countries greatest accomplishment
>>59453738
Donald Trump
Pen Drive
Shitposting
color television
+ having arguably the best country to live in
>>59454103
Beat me to it, fucking wetback.
>>59454129
Who is this semen demon?
>>59453873
This
>>59454381
R A R E F L A G
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>>59454213
Iggy azalea
>>59453738
Removing H2o
>>59454381
F
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G
Also, shitposting.
Wanting for Finland to post
>>59454381
bro.. you live in a place that looks like something from a disney cartoon
The airplane
Nuking Gooks
>>59454685
I didn't know Aussies took shitposting to the music industry desu
>>59453738
It revolutionized everything.
>>59454129
>posting a mong
binary numeral system and printing maybe
don't know it's too much in the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventions_and_discoveries
>>59453738
>your countries greatest accomplishment
USA USA USA
>>59455954
amerifats will deny this
>>59456956
>printing
For that alone, everything is forgiven, Germany
>pic
My country's greatest invention
;_;7
CULTURALLY ENRICHED
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>59456956
>binary numeral system
This was literally invented before Germany even existed.
See: Ancient Egypt, India, China
>>59458447
modern binary numeral system was invented in germany.
better?
>>59459301
Bro I don't even know how you can refine fucking binary numbers...
They're literally as simple as it gets
>>59458607
Soviets did most of the cool space stuff before us tho..
>>59455954
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>59455954
Dunant was a fucking joke. Da Vinci is where it's at.
> Implying the hamburger is better than the revolvering revolver
>>59458607
Actually due to radiation ir some shit that is most likely a French Flag right now.
>>59459952
>>59454381
wew lad
>>59455767
Well is there any point now, fag
>>59453738
the electronic synthesizer (by way of the transistor also)
>>59453738
gordon lightfoot
>>59459952
>>59454381
rare flags comin out of the wordwork holy shiet
Depression
And sauna
>>59453738
The hamburger was created by a Danish immigrant
Checkmate amerilards
We gave niggers a playground, thereby reducing the potential murder rates.
>>59460815
If it's created on American soil, it's American
>>59454381
dafuq is a curacao
>>59461322
So it's an Indian invention?
>>59461342
Little Germany.
>>59453738
Stroopwafel
>>59460007
>mfw all these countries have one or two things
>America's great inventions could fill a book
TOP KEK
>>59461342
dutch colony
Steve Irwin
6 Million highscore and we wheren't even trying.
Hi.
>>59460815
Guy was smart enough to become American, was smart enough to invent the cheeseburger.
>>59454103
Mexico, you've done so much for the world already. Tacos, burritos, your food is so damn delicious. Your people stay in their own little neighborhoods and do their thing, crossing boundaries only to bring us your elotes.
You guys are alright, Mexico.
>>59454381
SUPER RARE
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FREEDOM
there are so many it is hard to count
>6
>>59462079
Fuck mexico and fuck you.
>>59453738
We invented nuclear weapons, modern firearms, convoys, air support, politics, and military formations
You post a fucking cheeseburger.
You are blasphemous.
>>59461369
Typical dane, has no understaning about nations, history or law.
>>59461508
Poffertjes are better. Step it up Dutchman.
>>59454381
C O L O N Y
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Also, CD, DVD, Blu-Ray, precursor to wifi, multinational corporations, modern capitalism, stock market, telescope and stroopwafels among others. For such a tiny country we did a fucking lot.
>where did it all go wrong
Not being the USSR or Japan
>>59462558
>they spend too much on History.
>because of this, their HDI is high
>>59462489
But you sure know how to fuck up a nation
Dynamite, wrench and computor mouse
>>59462631
What about cucksheds?
>>59462468
You invented what? nukes thanks to one german kid, Europe had enough conflicts to create modern firearms, convoys? I don't think I can give you air support either thanks to brits. Didn't those go around in 4000 b.c.? Politics... are you even trying? Military formations? Look back 2000 years buddy. Burger might only thing you invented.
>>59462623
Yeah, we fucked up yours quite a few times
>>59460336
WE WUZ ALEXANDERS
necktie, torpedo, parachute, the mp3 file and mp3 player, the pen, dactyloscopy, azithromycin -sumamed (antibiotic), atomic theory...
>>59462757
That was a bosnian "invention" tho
>>59462793
Internet is American
Nuclear fission or Quantumphysics if we ignore things that never happened.
>>59462909
but the www isnt
Western civilization.
We invented angry Europeans on the Internet
>>59456576
>>59456841
can't think of a more american name than Wernher von Braun.
>>59462993
America is not even a real country. So yeah..
kek at them
>>59462987
Also boy loving.
Don't forget the boy loving...
>>59462338
ryan something but no jim carrey? are you fucking srs?
>>59453738
The world's first computer virus.
Nuke development in an era of strict sanctions.
Becoming a secular country with a Muslim majority at conception, then going full Jihad as the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, then an era of enlightened moderation under Musharraf, then going full conservative under a socialist (eh) government, and now finally settling down into more centric politics while trying to curtail the power of the religious right by affiliating them with domestic terrorism.
The first digital electronic computer.
Paper and gunpowder
>>59461508
i love those
>>59460815
the Hamburger was created in Germany (Hamburg) and was called "Hamburger Stück"
>>59463558
For added effect, put them on top of a hot mug of coffee/tea for a bit before eating. They're absolute god tier when warm.
>>59461508
>>59462537
Why do the Dutch make such cute breakfasts. I'm going to have to make these.
>>59463714
Those aren't breakfast you barbaric fat fuck. They're a coffee/tea time snack.
>>59463764
>Tea Time
>>59463839
Not my problem that you're too stupid to realize that harbor water does not make good tea.
>>59453738
Morphine
Aspirin
Alcohol thermometer
Submachine gun
The modern flamethrower
Cruise missile
Ballistic missile
Rocket-powered aircraft
Anti-tank rifle: Mauser 1918 T-Gewehr
Electron microscope
first telephone transmitter
x-ray
vacuum pump
Radio waves
Liquid-propellant rocket
Modern automobile
Motorcycle
Helicopter
first electric passenger train
Zeppelin
Gasoline
pick one
>>59455767
Too bad the whole shit came crashing down.
Penicillin, the television or the telephone
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_innovations_and_discoveries
>>59464354
>404
>>59463954
gooooooood booooyyy
>>59453738
COMMUNISM VODKA STALIN POOTIN IMPORTOZAMESHENIE ECONOMIC PROSPERITY DALI POSOSAT' TANKS PLANES TANKS TANKS ROSSIYA SVYACHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA!
BATTERY
fuck you all. Your accomplishments are just applications of our inventions
>>59463892
Where's "allowing Muslims to destroy your country?"
>>59462863
>Yeah, we fucked up yours quite a few times
Are you really talking shit to a dane?
Check the debates on immigration and feminism between Sweden and Denmark.
We look like a nation of fuckheads.
Immigration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arjJmqDrUUI
Feminism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ETiMA8OQw
English subs on both videos.
>>59461322
Nevermind danes, they'll always be the first ones to shout out it's danish- proof: scarlett johansson and other people who once went to denmark and later accomplished something.
>>59453738
ours is america and modern civilization that is the benchmark standard now..and and heavy metal
also the burger i think was a old german thing that just became popularized in the old colonial days.
>>59454129
>a coal burning bubble gum rap nobody
>not zyzz
australians are truly kangz of shitposting
Wi-Fi
half you fags wouldn't be posting on a laptop without us
>>59462987
true but we stole it and built upon it and its no longer yours
also PAY DEBTS!!
>>59453738
Guessing the OP is German as they invented the Hamburger
>>59464258
penicillin was an australian. sorry you shit cunt
>>59465037
invented by chance by a guy who spazzed out in his lab and smashed it up after he chimped out
then when he came back the mould grew faster...he noticed which spilled chemical did it and he retested with it and created penicillin
true..but a fluke lol
>>59465037
Alexander Fleming was British you tit wank
>>59465193
all he did was discover the properties. florey made "pencillin"
>>59465289
Not sure if your shit posting or not. All Florey did was mass produce it. That's it. He was basically the salesman.
Fleming even came up with the name penicillin. He discovered its properties, discovered what it could do and how it could treat people etc. The only problem he faced was how to mass produce it and market it.
>>59465193
But Fleming couldn't extract the bacteria-killing substance, so he couldn't try it as a treatment for general infections. He moved on to other research - leaving Howard Florey and his team to pave the way for penicillin's use as a lifesaver more than a decade later.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bulgarian_inventors_and_discoverers
>>59465289
and that son is why our flag is on yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc
>>59462993
>Wernher von Braun
>Not American
His 1955 citizenship Naturalization papers would say otherwise.
>>59465646
youre like that dad that lives vicariously through his kids...
>>59464858
>Australia
>making shitposting easier
t-thanks
>>59465769
least i aint making shit up
stay mad
>>59465647
Forcing somebody to work for your country now makes them a great all round 'merican scientist
>operation paperclip
Bet you think Einstein was an all 'merican scientist also right?
Or that Edison invented the light bulb? When in reality all he did was use a different longer lasting filament.
>>59465862
he even tried wood and platinum at one point while trying to find a filament replacement
>>59465862
>forcing
Werner Von Braun knew what would happen to him if we didn't take him. Can't trust anglos who are dirty scoundrels that start World Wars and do bombing raids by night because they're too scared to fight in day.
>>59462338
hard to count your muslim population thats for sure
Delicious.
Valeria Mazza
>>59465815
im not mad. your just not as important to history as you think you are.
lets credit the guy who first propesed lift with building thr concord....
>>59465862
it's actually a black man who used a different longer lasting filament
>>59464858
>Wi-Fi
I require Ethernet to shitpost at maximum speed. Try again, pleb
>>59466081
watch cuck porn you mean
>>59464858
>Vic Hayes
>Not Dutch
Pick one
![91Po1lrLG+L._SX425_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rTvl314.jpg "91Po1lrLG+L._SX425_[1].jpg")
pic related is best accomplishment in the thread.
This badboy
>>59466324
your whole food culture and the weird bicycle things that drive around town with breakfast are goat
>>59466063
But the ozzy didn't discover anything. All he did with his team was find a way to grow a shit load of the penicillin and mass produce it.
Even the name penicillin was named by Fleming
>>59466324
this >>59466427
Based ex-colony desu. Too bad about all the muzzies there.
Hitler.
you can't deny
>>59466769
>>59466856
>>59466875
>>59466917
>>59466932
>he's denying
i got mongolia covered
>>59466932
Man you guys are missing some of the best ones.
>>59466969
Did the fucking dindu chef jizz all over that?
inb4 spraycan cheese
>>59453738
Getting rid of you
>>59467078
it's mustard
This one is actually really good.
>>59466026
Genuine
R A R E
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E
>>59467078
>he doesn't corn bark
>>59467134
i always thought this was Photoshopped till i went to carls jr and found out it was real
>>59467204
Well did you order it?
>>59466026
I thought you're posting from Lichtenstein top kek
>>59467123
Americans have such shitty mustard compared to Europeans different mustards.
>>59467134
I must admit though, I admire the american inventiveness.
>oh hey, burgers are bretty gud
>hotdogs are breddy gud as well
>chips are breddy gud
>lets put them all into one product
>>59467256
Yep. Better than it looks.
>>59467271
>he will never have the ingenuity, that the US has, to create anything of value
>>59467327
Too bad every single one of your culinary inventions are a shit though
>>59467265
anon, my fridge has 10 different kinds of mustard
>>59460336
It was the ancient Greeks who accomplished all of that, not slavshits like you. Nationalism in the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia is the European equivalent of 'WE WUZ KINGZ'. Admit it, you know that it's true.
>>59467369
>he has no taste
Says a lot about a country, when they claim their greatest accomplishment is a food that they did not even invent.
>these shit "first world" countries will never olive garden
only pity
how can they even compete?
>>59467588
People like to bash on Olive Garden for not being good Italian food, but you don't go to Olive Garden for high-end Italian cuisine.
You go for unlimited breadsticks & salad, spicy calamari, and an entree of alfredo the size of your fucking torso.
>>59467477
do you have a christian political party in Albania?
>>59467373
My point wasn't how many mustards you have in your fridge you fuckwit.
I was merely saying compared to say English mustard, German mustard or French mustard, American mustard is pure wank.
>>59467588
>You will never pop down to the local Lidl and get some chicken breast, some veg and some fresh Italian pasta for about £5
>>59467657
No,we don't mix politics with religion.
>>59467686
is you a bit jealous?
>>59467672
>muh shit country named a mustard after itself so it's better
>>59467983
>Canned salmonella
Yeah nah
>>59455767
here we are :--D
>>59467694
Yes you do, its called sharia law :^)
>>59467686
>>59467982
They will never compete, anon.
>>59464756
I'm literally shaking with anger at this video and the politicians sweden has.
Fuck this fucking gay ass country. Just nuke us already please
>>59468085
>Italian food
>Chicken nuggets and burgers
o i am laffin
>>59468121
>more 3rd worlders asking to be nuked by the US
>>59453738
Hamburger was invented in Germany, in Hamburg.
USA stole most of Germany's achievements and gave them to minorities.
Even computers were invented in Germany and UK.
The great thing USA invented is the internet.
>>59467983
>you'll never eat a British pork pie with English mustard.
>>59468085
And how much would this "food" cost?
I can pop down to the carvery/local pub and grab a solid roast for about £3-4, which I have served instantly/collect instantly after paying. Hell, even my local Chinkies has an amazing standard for a relatively small price.
>>59468058
Our PM is catholic while your president is a nigger muslim desu senpai.
>>59468225
What's worse? Having one muslim president or having half your country muslim?
>>59453738
>>59468273
We're not the ones who have an allahu ackbar chimpout every two days.You'll se more women in hijabs in london or paris than here.
Indian Inventions = 0
>>59468221
An entire authentic italian-inspired american meal for 7$, with an endless supply of best ever breadsticks. That is automatically better than the shit you put down your gullet.
America is our greatest accomplishment.
Well the place that is now known as the Netherlands was always inhabited by Frisians, Saxons and Franks, these together formed the Dutch identity.
Now lets see what they did;
>franks
created france, the holy roman empire and singlehandedly stopped the muslim conquest of europe from iberia
>saxons
conquered England
>frisians
singlehandedly halted roman expansion to the north
All contributions to mankind from central and western europe should be attributed to the dutch desu.
>>59453738
Kentucky Fried Chicken
>>59468360
>breadsticks
No endless supply of Yorkshire puddings and roast spuds/veg?
Nah mate, I have won this shit.
The Anglosphere.
Without us, the whole world would be run by niggers and mudslimes now /pol/ be thankful.
>>59453738
hamburgers are from germany
>>59468288
Man looking at this is just sad.
The ability to bomb a industrial nation with a spirit and army stronger then all other until nothing is left.
So bombed that even 70 years later they still dare not even quistion your power and might.
Yet you guys cant bomb a sandhole with two fucking buidlings and some abrakadarba guys with ak47s.
the hippies really fucked you up america.
And so fucked us all.
>>59468498
all your monarchs for the last 900 years have been germans, frenchies and dutch
England has been raped by normans, saxons, angles, jutes, frisians, romans and God knows what else
>>59468476
>yorkshire shit
Nah, you didn't win anything, honestly.
>>59468562
>all we did is create hitler
>c-can we have burgers t-too?
>>59453738
English and the world wide web
>>59468625
Bruh, our own king is a fucking German, and has an Argie wife. No real right to bitch on that.
>>59453738
>hamburgers are American.
>>59468645
>created Hitler
>germany
why are americans so retarded?
Apartheid
>>59468645
Too late mate, I already won.
>>59468625
They let literal Jews run their countries now. Twin Jews, at that.
>>59468677
We literally are germans, we were part of the HRE, the only reason we have a dutch identity now is because of the dutch revolt
>>59468711
we can say whatever we want and it becomes fact.
what cunt?
>>59455954
wrong image
>>59468794
Still I'd rather not be associated with Merkel
>>59468498
I'm with this guy, industrial revolution, our empire peaking at a critical time in the human race ect. We fucked up by letting go of the power we had though. but yea to all the countries that owe us, you're welcome.
>>59468711
Yes, Germany created "Hitler".
>>59468745
>n-no, i won, r-really
pathetic. just like you never lost to America
>>59464756
>that bold swedish guy talking about changing diapers
>justcuckmyshitup.jpg
Ive watched the whole video on feminism and the entire 1 hour episode there is not 1 sensible word coming out of any swedish mouth
no wonder you are a country of faggots and failures and will soon bow to allah
>>59468794
>WE WUZ DEUTSCH N SHIT
>>59468160
> mashing existing things together is culinary creativity
cmon now
>>59468867
No mate, I quite literally won.
As hard as it is for you to comprehend that.
We let you go, we thought "fuck it, if they want to start banging the French and Spanish, then they can, Its over America, I am breaking up with you" The rest of the 'History' is just propaganda.
But what would you know about that with your Peasant education.
>>59463100
We pretty much rule most the world tbqh
>>59454076
>>59468997
>mashing things together isn't creating something new
>how does cooking even work?
>>59466026
>>59463227
>>59459952
>>59454381
>>59469001
>absolute delusion
Someday you'll accept your lose. It was a pretty rousing defeat, along with what came after.
>>59468737
>complain that whitey is keepin you down
>chimp out and brutally murder and rape the white people and steal there farms
>let the farms go to ruin
>food is no longer being produced for the community
>lil niglets tummys rumble
>complain that whitey is why you have no food
>appeal 24/7 to white audiences on tv about how you need food
Auschwitz
Yep definitely
>>59469281
>Wie zoet is krijgt lekkers
>Wie stout is, Dutroux
>>59453738
2015
>>59469180
>'b-britain, please don't fight germany on your own, let us help to please'
>'b-britain, not again.. please let us help this time too, we want to help you far superior gentlemen'
>'b-britain help please, we need help in korea'
>'b-britain please help us, we have been injured by a group we created'
We are far superior to you Americans, all you want to to is join us for glory, or you are in need of help getting out of sticky situations.
Americans will be forever cucked and in the shadow of Glorious Britain.
>>59469346
>We are far superior to you Americans
>>59453738
Language.
>>59469392
>insert selected pieces about USA here
is that all you have Americunt?
>>59469346
>muh Glorious Britain
>>59469472
>nothing
>s-see?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
Arent hamburgers german?
>>59469472
>>59468794
Dat klopt, ze zingen in het Wilhelmus:
...van Duitsen bloed, den vaderland getrouwe blijf ik tot in den dood
Pic related best dutch invention besides vla
>>59469472
>a-at least I have a solid roast
