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ARIGHT so C. and special F. >>59445392
Donald IV sends his scientifics study this new formidable weapon they immediately start to draw blueprints of new usage to this technology.
-Fast Repetition Guns to replace rifles and muskets
-Mounted Gatlings (on modified tractors) slow, inaccurate but it is a terrifying weapon
The expedition is finally back but before we unwrap that ;
Who shall Donald IV marry?
A.The peasant girl he's in love with
B. Karlotte the daughter of Bash'
C. Sylvia Trump a cousin
D. Felicia Clinton current holder of the mayorship of Billtown
E. ???????
>>59446164
D.
also armor the Gatling tractors
>>59446164
E.
A mexican chick
B
>>59446309
Change my vote the B, my mistake
A. Trump represents opportunity, therefore he shall give opportunity to all.
A. Wins.
O-ok i s-sure hope we won't regret this!
this.
>>59446164
>>59446360
F. All of them. Trumpism incorporates Mormon-style poligamy from now on.
>>59446465
This is good too
>>59446465
It already happened generations ago
>>59446164
E. Natalia Poklonskaya
>>59446164
Karolette, give us a claim to Syria at a later date.
>>59446164
A. It would give the peasants more faith
>>59446164
B
We can potentially claim Syria next generation with minimal bloodshed.
Start telling us about Bash's other children, OP, if he has them.
Current Trump is already a left leaning reformist. A peasant wife will only exacerbate the situation.
Donald IV in his right as emperor refuses every bride we bring upon him he decides instead to marry Ursula Stump a young and innocent girl daughter of farmers. The court openly hates this opportunist as they claim she is and the aristocracy is not happy that the Emperor is that close to the peasants. But the peasants they are now in love with their Emperor that truly care about them.
Now that Trump is not wat do? (i'll tell about Syria next post)
A. Improve Industries
B. Improve Culture
C. Research new technology
D. Improve Architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 000
Slaves: 300
Food: Good
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns.
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses, Gatling Guns
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59446164
I would like to change my vote to E. Marry multiple peasant girls since that way he has a harem like a true Emperor should and it reinforces the common people faith.
>>59446813
SNEEK PEAK AT NEW TERRAIN
and I'm testing out a new overlay, what do you think? Too busy?
>>59446813
E
EXPLORE
>>59446813
E make contact with Syria and seek alliance.
>>59446944
F, I mean.
>>59446913
Looks awesome.
>>59446813
E.xplore
I want colonies goddamnit
>>59446813
A. Economic advancement can only go well for us.
>>59446913
Nice
Map is gonna get big, there is allot of FOW
>>59446913
it's..it's beautiful
>>59446913
Same thing but no stroke on Water.
>>59446913
Oh shit. Pretty good you autistic motherfucker
>>59446813
E.
Hunt down the remaining spic tribes and enslave them.
>>59446913
For reference it said that the Feminazis were from the Far south, beyond Polan and the desert.
>>59446813
E
I want to see this world more please
>>59446813
C. We need to revive trump
>>59447041
I like it with the stroke.
Also, I like how the big island of the Bay of Polan is a shitty version of the Americas.
>>59446915
We also need to start a navy
>>59447041
Looks awesome man.
>>59447183
Did you notice the other easter egg there?
>>59447221
is it falkland islands?
>>59447041
great job. I prefer it with the stroke. I'm glad to see you expanding the terrain though.Smaller detrails can be added later.
Never before has a thread made it so obvious the beta cringetards that support trump on this board.
Congrats for showing the skin of the pro trump fags.
>>59447221
Another South America-like island on the far north?
>>59446913
nice you are really doing a superb work. Keep stroke on water tho.
About Syria.
Emperor Bash'Al is not someone who gives his trust easily; he doesn't believe us. Even though its clear that something is happening he doesn't want to see it. He has too much faith in his family even if he and his sister are in bad terms.
And there is nothing we can do.
But the expedition brings tales of another culture, chocolate, corn and tons of gold, for the Syrians its worthless. Also the Syrian Empire is fully mapped now and we establishes official contact.
------------------------------------
E. Wins easily.
Donald IV knows that his kind needs more land plus the nobility needs to reassured that they still are a priority in the heart of the emperor. He decides to send citizens of the empire colonize foreign lands but witch lands?
A.Over the great river! (actually explore)
B. Near Syria there is a nice place to settle down...
C.?????????????
>>59447372
chill m8 it's a game :)
>>59447503
C. The area North of the Grand oldtown.
>>59447503
A. Over the river
>>59447503
Near Syria, let's stoke tensions and take advantage of our powerful and highly advanced military.
>>59447503
A. lets do some splorin
>>59447503
A. We don't want to take the lands they covet, and we open our colony near Syria to attack.
>>59447503
A. Send a company of riflemen and ship a gatling tractor along with for additional support
>>59447503
A. Lets find some gold
a wins easily
Also i have to go soon so i'd like to know if there is anyone interest to take over when i leave?
>>59446164
E: His daughter.
>>59447503
A - over the river and far away...
>>59447809
I do not think anyone else in here has the mental capacity
>>59447329
>>59447469
It's PACMAN near the bay of polan
>>59448275
Oh, yeah. The little islands. Nice.
Also, I added the feminazis, dindus Cuuntists and Syrians to the army thing.
>>59448391
Hey your sprite guy, want to collaborate on one thing? To the south-west of Jewyork there is an island with the twintowers and a platform. If you'd like I think it would be cool if you could draw a statue of trump that would fit on it.
>>59448475
I'll try.
The choice is rapidly made and a expedition is launched.
The travel is quick the Big River is not that big after all, and our colonists find the land right on the coast to be highly fertile and they start establishing encampments (new city soon), while the lords of the empire deciding who will get this new land to rule. Meanwhile two brave big guys (Jon and Louis) decides that the coast is not enough and they start exploring the inland.
After some days they encounter natives ; they are completely uncivilized and lives in hutts. They live by a matriarchal system and their skin is red for some reason btw. Contacts are most friendly and it is up to the Emperor to decide what will be our general stance towards them. (X1: Friendly coexisting,Z1, genocide&rape V1,enslave them)
About this new continent it is covered in a dense forest of giant trees (sequoias) for now thats all we know.
A. Improve Industries
B. Improve Culture
C. Research new technology
D. Improve Architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 325
Food: Good+
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns.
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses, Gatling Guns
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59448391
Absolutely wonderful. Keep up the good work.
>>59448530
X1.
E.
>>59448530
Z1, B
>>59448530
V1
E
>>59448624
V1 for natives, D for the rest
>>59448530
We have mounted Gatling Guns and fast-firing rifles. We should take their land and expand vigorously into their empire.
>>59448530
C. Need trump
>>59448530
Z1, A
>>59448530
V1
E
>>59448530
use them to grow the industries and buisnesses
(trade and shit)
>>59448530
V1, D.
>>59448530
Z1 D
>>59448530
Z1, B
>>59448793
also, X1
>>59448762
OP you can take over if you want i have to go NOW.
>>59448530
V1 and A
>>59448530
Also, we should improve our Industries. Economic growth will help with our expansionist plans, although I do believe we should use our current military advantage soon, else-wise lose it to neighboring powers.
>>59448530
X1, A
>>59448530
Z1,A
>>59448840
On mobile, can't
>>59446164
Trump is a god kill yourself
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/vote-for-trump
>>59448840
>>59449007
Could always just save the game for when you guys or another willing person has time.
>>59448840
>>59449007
Anyone else want to take over then???
Any Tripfags from before??
>>59449210
This. We have accomplished a lot for a civ 4chan game. It would be a shame to see it go
>>59448530
X1. Native Americans are just darker Asians, and Asians are honorary Aryans,
>>59448475
There, I made the statue. A little Trump holding a Confederate flag. Sorry about the lack of detail, there only was so much I could do with that small area.
>>59449288
CHECKED.
>>59449276
Of course we will continue it. We have already been going for several days on this shit
>>59449261
>>59449007
>>59448840
If nobody is taking over i can hop in for a couple times. I have to go to bed soon though. >>59449288
Map looks nice.
>>59449360
You have my vote
I was here last night, did we finally take Roachstanbul?
>>59449360
>>59449391
ok then i will do it
>>59449409
and yeah we annilated the roaches
>>59449360
googogoggogo
>>59449441
Praise the God-Emperor. That city seemed impregnable.
>>59449360
I only made the little Trump on the island next to Jew York, desu.
Also, I would take over, but I wouldn't really know what to do next.
>>59449409
Every single Turk is dead, anon. We also repelled a nigger invasion of Serbia, pitted the Feminazis and the spics aganist one another, discovered Syria and killed a bunch of kikes.
>>59448530
0 The natives repel our forces, destroying them
1-7 We manage to kill all the warriors and enslave the population, though we take a few casualties. (+900 slaves)
8-9 The natives surrender on sight with no fight. All are enslaved (+1500 slaves)
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 325
Food: Good+
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns.
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses, Gatling Guns
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59449604
Damn, when I went to bed we had just lost the Imperial Army on a shit roll.
>>59449676
Good roll
>>59449676
Nicccceeeeeee
>>59449676
noice roll
ok so, shall we take syria next?
>>59449288
Glorious
I guess the other guy took over first. Whatever. Let him take over now anyways, I will be hitting bed soon. I was going to do something about enslaving the Red People and using the slavery to provide cheap industrial labor and maybe learn how to make cars, which give us good transport, i dunno.
>>59449806
We just found America, why start another pointless war?
>>59449676
Found a city on their graves!
>>59449694
It took a while, and much blood, but we wiped them out.
>>59449676
Is this map accurate?
>>59449881
I stayed for the initial thread on xmas eve only. After that I wanted to play civ and spent the next 36 hours conquering the world. (game is still not over)
>>59449881
For one, our military is far superior both technologically and tactically and we have not taken advantage of this fact. It would be good to take advantage of it.
>>59449982
Even so, In America theres land for the taking and attacking Syria requires an amphibious assault.
>>59449924
i like it. maybe add some mountain ranges and continue the turk desert, smooth it out
>>59449924
Amazon/femnazi are in the same spot, down south one city in the jungle.
>>59449924
Are the redskins the dindus or above the dindus on the mainland?
>>59449676
The Imperial Army is able to overcome the savages. We gain 900 slaves, mostly women and children.
While the men were fighting, the workers of the empire took it upon themselves to improve our industries. We now have a more integrated economy (+500 gold)
News of the enslavement of the natives reaches Syria. Bash' is displeased and is becoming wary of the Empire. Time will tell if he will act on his opinions...
***OP NOTE: I'm adding in a 'Gold' stat so we can have a use for the 'Improve Industries' option and so we can make concrete monetary deals.
A. Improve Industries
B. Improve Culture
C. Research new technology
D. Improve Architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Gold: 5500
Food: Good+
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns.
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses, Gatling Guns
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59449924
I hereby decree this map is now the accurate map.
>>59450054
But that southern spot looks right
>>59450095
C
Lets get us some M16s
>>59450095
oh shit guys
I gotta go! I see around tomorrow I guess?
Uncertain, but I'll work on map if can
>>59450095
Thats a good idea about gold. C. We need to bring Trump back
>>59450095
A. let's put those slaves to work
>>59450095
C, we need ammo
>>59450095
C
mo munny fo dem programs
>>59450152
Sounds good autist. See you tomorrow
Pls, vote for trump
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/vote-for-trump
>>59450231
On phone asshole
C
>>59450095
F. Build and modernize our forces while our cities across the way are being built up, we must confront Syria and show them who decides to become displeased of whom.
>>59450095
C. We must airstrike Syria
>>59450095
Deciding that it is imperative to maintain our technological advantage over all known and unknown non-Trumpics, Donald IV invests in a new promising military technology...
The military scientists call it 'Artillery', but to the common man it is a suped-up cannon. This weapon has the ability to bombard enemies from miles away. To have this ability would ensure complete and utter dominance in the world by the Trumpic Empire for the foreseeable future.
However, this technology does not come cheaply. Many coins from the royal coffers must be poured into it over a period of time before it reaches fruition (-2000 gold, Artillery gained in 2 turns)
A. Improve Industries
B. Improve Culture
C. Research new technology
D. Improve Architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 325
Food: Good+
Gold: 3500
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns.
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses, Gatling Guns
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59450454
not yet.
>>59450568
A
Get more shekels for B52s
>>59450568
*** Slaves should be at 1225, not 325, my mistake.
>>59450568
D. We haven't improved architecture in like hundreds of turns
>>59450568
Change gold to shekels OP
>>59450568
F- we need a way to improve our economy. we need a way to dominate trade. we need to basically jew the shit out of the entire trade system
If not, it is probably best to increase population. we need to build up our population and military for an eventual war with syria
>>59450568
A, get them slaves working
>>59450568
E. Let's test out the artillery.
>>59450716
kek
Savages added, spics edited.
>>59450716
OP please do this.
>>59450568
A. we need dem progrums. So do you copy paste and edit a little bit every turn?
>>59450801
Yes
>>59450773
great work, spic.
>>59450793
second that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs9BWwu-Q04
Here's some music for you guys, not to go off topic, but its a great mix.
>>59451016
National Anthem?
We must make this the longest civ game ever
It will stretch all 8 years of Donalds presidency
>>59451349
I want to get to the point where we can bring Trump from the dead and he adds like 1 to every roll
>>59451422
We must conquer the entire galaxy
>>59450568
Donald IV thinks that it is a little ridiculous for his military to have repeating guns, yet his citizens have crude stone homes and barely working sewage systems. To him it seems like his own people are not far off from the savages they just enslaved...
Donald IV calls a great workforce to improve general infrastructure of the nation. It costs a hefty sum (-1500 gold) but in the long run it will benefit us (4000 gold in 3 turns).
The military scientists have completed work on the Artillery. 10 pieces have been constructed for free as tribute to Donald IV, but future pieces will cost, as do other military armaments.
Bash'Al, Emperor of Syria has sent a aggressive order to Donald IV. Free all of the Trumpic Empire's slaves or suffer consequences. With the Empire's new artillery capabilities, this situation could turn ugly quick.
What do we do?
A. Free all slaves and send them to infest Syria
B. Free the slaves taken from the savage's camps.
C.Tell Bash'Al to fuck off
D. Test the artillery on Syria's borders.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 2000
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 Lum riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 fast shooters, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59451349
Is someone keeping track of all the threads so the story can be updated and screencapped continuously?
>>59451512
>improving architecture on your own
Op confirmed faggot
>>59451512
D
Test that shit.
>>59451087
ill find one
maybe this?
here we should vote
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xx8Z2JFL44
B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEmKR8rPtR8
C: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukd2Zjr_HPw
D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNPYejJAGGI
F: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfSKYLXdGQE
G:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ
H: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZQfoXhbc0
>>59451512
Wtf are fast shooters? Bolt action? Levers? WHAT ARE THEY
>>59451512
D.
STAND DOWN SYRIA
>>59451573
It got the most votes faggot
>>59451512
A
He gets what he wants and we Sweden him up a bit.
>>59451603
I'll redo the copypaste shit, I took it from the old OP
>>59451512
D test the fuck out of it
ps: can we make this go faster? I gotta go to bed but really want to read more
>>59451512
D. Mustard gas?
>>59451512
A
let the slaves ruin syria. we dont even need to get involved.
Guys, I wrote down a bunch of information about Trump you may find interesting. Please give it a read.
>>59451417
>>59451650
Weaponised Gas has to be researched first. For now just regular shells.
>>59451512
How are we supposed to make deals without some kind of counter-offer option?
D wins
>>59451512
D. Show him the power of our military, he's still back in the Roman age last time I checked so he should learn his place.
>>59451779
yeah, shieldwalls don't hold up too well against gatling guns
>>59451512
C.
>>59451600
I say C senpai. But we could use the Fuck the immigrants as the pledge
>>59451918
Even though IRL we couldn't lose, we can still roll a shit number.
>>59451600
I guess since nobody is voting then i decide the national anthem it will be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZsK9KQuQ80
>>59451918
Especially mounted on moving vehicles and supported by artillery fire and other guys with guns.
>>59451688
def will
>>59452004
Hey you nigger. I voted. I had to sample
>>59451711
how are we supposed to handle kikes if they come around again?
Gas is necessary to use against syria too
>>59451512
C, dont let them know about our artillery yet.
>>59451512
"Who the fuck do they think they are telling me what to do? I survived a damned Cthuugist uprising as an infant, and they think they can push me around? Time to fire them." -Donald IV
A small detachment of the Imperial Army crosses Small River and stops at the edge of the Rainforest on our side. They set up the 10 Artillery pieces we have and, after giving each other worried looks, pull the cords and begin shelling the Syrian border.
0-8: The shells land and explode harmlessly without killing anyone. The impact of this message of naked force is all that will hurt.
9: One of our shells hits a Syrian border town, killing 12 people. Bash'Al declares war immediately.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 2000
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59451948
actually it is C. scratch the>>59452004
.
This is our official anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukd2Zjr_HPw
Our pledge is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNPYejJAGGI
This time it is final.
>>59452141
The one time a 1 is a good roll
>>59452004
I like throw the Jew down the well
>>59452141
good. Fuck him
>>59452141
anyone want to give me a complete update on what's happened since the Cthuuga cultist uprising?
I was the OP when Donald IV survived the pyre sacrifice.
>>59452141
I think we should get rid of our severely outdated ballistas. They are hundreds of years old
Op needs to update thread to include anthem
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukd2Zjr_HPw
Pledge:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNPYejJAGGI
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 2000
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59452348
nice gif. Sure for all the noobies
>>59452225
i thought about that then i kind of remember we already annhilated the jews already
This thread is so fun. Can you keep doing these OP(s)?
>>59452303
There was a Cthuugaist uprising?
Allright, niggers. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
>>59452410
It switches off from like 6 people
>>59452141
We also need a navy.
>>59452141
Bash'Al of Syria is extremely angered at our shelling of his border. He declares it a breach of his national sovereignty and blockades all trade between the Trumpic Empire and the Syrian Empire. (-100 gold per turn)
In addition, Bash'Al has said that he intends to deal with us using our methods. What he means is unclear at this time, but it would be wise to wait and see before acting.
A. Improve Industries
B. Research
C. Improve Architecture
D. Improve Food
E. Explore
F. Anything Else
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 1900
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59452141
CREATE SHELLS FULL OF SLAVE BODY PARTS AND DROP THEM ON THOSE DOGOODERS
>>59452440
yeah. they tried to fuck us over while we were trying to rape the turks and shit i think, and we had to constantly rush back between the 2 places and shit
>>59452467
F: Build up our Army, its time for Syria to become part of us
>>59452348
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
>>59452467
>C. Improve Architecture
>>59452467
A. Make our Empire like the U.S. in ww2
>>59451930
This must be the comfiest .gif I've ever seen
>>59452507
Glad the Trumpists won, I was here when we converted to Trumpism and I preached hard to return to it when we changed back to Cthuuga.
Finally Trumpism reigns supreme.
>>59452467
B
mustard gas here we go
>>59452303
You missed glorious feminist take down, other than that we married Donald IV to his true love, discovered new lands and right now we are starting war with Syria because we can
>>59452467
A.
Tariffs will make our manufacturing stronger
>>59452398
Historical commemoration of what made us great in the first place.
>>59452467
A - We should become self-sufficient and prepare to lock horns with Syria if possible. Taking his land and expanding our glorious empire will suit our needs well and teach Assad his place.
>>59452467
F: build up army. attack syria.
A wins
>>59452467
"Spend, spend, spend, that's all we do here! How can we continue to make great deals if we have no more shekels? Time to start beating Syria at the border and stop them from killing us in trade." -Donald IV
To protect the economy from the seemingly inevitable war, Donald IV further increases the Empire's self-sufficiency. We now have negated the trade sanctions from Syria, and have made a profit to boot. (+2000 gold)
Citizens in our northern towns have seen figures moving in the dark in the Rainforest...
A. Improve Industries
B. Research
C. Improve Architecture
D. Improve Food
E. Explore
F. Anything Else
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 3900
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59452893
B. We need dem Trump clones
>>59452893
C. build northern rainforest wall.
>>59452893
B, research some military tech
>>59452893
B
Invest those shekels!
>>59452893
When we will have new hier?
Is mapcuck still here? would love to see update.
>>59452893
F: Invade syria, burn their villages and burn their farms. Let them know what it means to join the wrong side.
>>59452893
B
We need air vehicles so we can go 'Nam on those jungle fucks
>>59452893
B while we wait for arch improvements
>>59453059
When you guys decide to make his peasant wife pregnant
>>59453059
When Trump 4 dies or he gets too old. He needs a wife for children
B wins
>>59452893
B
Do our northern towns have guards?
>>59453085
He left
>>59453119
He already has a wife
>>59453104
That should be an off turn decision
>>59453119
And anyway how old he already is?
WE NEED TO STRENGTHEN OUR MILITARY WITH MORE MODERN FORCES
>>59453235
Late 20's.
>>59453294
Seriously? He aged from child to adult in 4 turns or more and it was waaaay back. I was sure he was in mid 30
>>59452893
Fearing that yet another war may be upon his people, Donald IV calls the military scientists to start the research into a new weapon.
The scientists come back with what's called Weaponised Gas. This gas is loaded in shells that can be shot out of normal Artillery pieces. Rather than killing those it hits on impact like a regular shell, Weaponised Gas shells release a substance called 'Mustard Gas' which kills all that breathe it in. Truly a horrifying weapon.
The program will cost us some shekels, but not as much as it took to make Artillery in the first place. (-1000 gold, Weaponised Gas acquired in 1 turn)
Meanwhile, EMERGENCY AT THE BORDER. The citizens in our northern towns were shocked this morning when 1000 Syrian soldiers exited the Rainforest and formed a siege line. Since then they have made camp and harassed our farmers and hunters.
What do we do?
A. Attempt to negotiate with Bash'Al
B. Declare war on Bash'Al and the Syrian Army
C. Free our slaves to perhaps appease Bash'Al
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Good+
Shekels: 2900
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59453387
Well it would take forever to actually age. Inventing things and building up farms could take a few years each. The pacing takes getting used to
>>59453436
B
Gas those fuckers.
>>59453436
B. Evacuate the towns and gas those fucks
>>59453436
B
Try the gas
>>59453436
Also if we don't have yuge advantage on the combat roll I'm calling bullshit.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>59453436
He's foolish, declare war and let's break him and his arrogance.
>>59453436
B, Gas them all
>>59453580
i mean B
B wins
>>59453436
B
WE WARNED HIM
>>59453436
B. Has Donald IV produced an heir yet?
>>59453436
B. GAS THE SYRIANS RACE WAR NOW
>>59453436
Donald IV's wife, Ursula Trump has become pregnant. Boy or girl is unknown as of now, but the child will be the heir to the throne... unless something happens.
Shekels have been accrued due to our upgrading of infrastructure awhile ago. We make some good bank. (+4000 gold)
Weaponised Gas has been researched. WE now have the ability to launch mustard gas shells.
"After this is all said and done, we need to build a great big wall on the northern border" -Donald IV
The Trumpic Empire has formally declared war on the Syrian Empire. Our technological advantage should win us the war, but for now, we have 1000 Syrian soldiers on our unguarded border.
How do we proceed with the war?
A. March the Army up to the border.
B. Shell the Syrians on the border.
C. Gas the Syrians on the border.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Sufficient
Shekels: 2900
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59453861
***Shekels should be at 6900, not 2900. My mistake
>>59453861
C, make them insta surrender
>>59453861
C. Give them a little Zyklon Ben
>>59453861
Gas those fuckers.
>>59453926
So C
>>59453861
C
evacuate people then gas Syrians
>>59453861
c, gas on unprotected targets is devastating
C wins
>>59453861
C, but evacuate our people
>>59453861
C but taking the people first. bonus points if slaves shoot
>>59453861
C. it's shoah time
>>59453945
>evacuate people then gas Syrians
Don't forget the livestock and puppies
C but evacuate the people, prepare for an invasion of the Syrian homeland once we've dealt with their pesky soliders.
>>59454056
Especially the puppers
>>59454056
Right. Lets fuck them good
>>59453861
The decision has been made by Donald IV to immediately begin gassing the Syrian soldiers on the border with Mustard Gas.
Due to the unpredictability of this weapon, a victory without casualties is not guaranteed.
0-5: Gas only hits the Syrians.
6-8: Gas hits the Syrians and blows back to hit our northern towns.
7-9: Shells fall short and we gas our northern towns.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 10 500
Slaves: 1225
Food: Sufficient
Shekels: 6900
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, cobblestone roads, 19th century homes and sewage systems, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 500 lever action riflemens, 250 polish light cavalry, 200 bolt action riflemen, 2 ballistas, 12 siege cannons, 4 Gatling Guns. 10 Artillery pieces
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 4gatlings on the walls and 2 ballistas, Great Wall
Technology: Industrial Era
>>59454257
Shit
>>59454257
*** Third option should only be 9, not 7-9. My mistake.
>>59454257
FUG
>>59454301
Thank god. So we win?
>>59454301
Oh good. That would have been fucked.
>>59454301
Thankfully we managed to evacuate the towns...
Right?
>>59454257
wait, wut?
>>59454301
>>59454257
So we gassed the Syrians and the Northern realms?
I'm okay with that.
>>59454349
>>59454356
>>59454350
Both the Syrians and the towns were hit.
>>59454301
I nearly had heart attack, but good we fucked them up
>>59454257
Oops, Donald just graduated to S. Hussain status.
Check the range and attack again, we need an enemy death count to offset the bad PR. Shut down the media, and call the dead civilians 'terrorists', it's the right thing to do
>>59454257
Fugging idiots. 'Hurr! Onleesh da gas race war now'. Didn't even consider blowback like when Gas was first used in World War One.
>>59454427
Wow. Surprising coming from canada
>>59454427
Also say Trump was punishing the North for not actively resisting the Syrians.
>>59454479
Some of us voted to evacuate the towns but op decided to not count those
>>59454554
I didn't even vote since using the gas was inevitable. Mob mentality can be hard to sway.
>>59454549
>Trump was punishing the North for not actively resisting the Syrians
Just call them 'collaborators', and grab some random guy labeled 'rebel leader' to be hung out to dry by a kangaroo court, the peasants will eat it up.
>>59454734
>>59454549
>>59454427
We're slowly starting to out jew the jews.
Too bad it's not 1940, Hitler would have never been caught.
>>59454734
Start printing propaganda calling Syrians subhuman vermin. Tell them of Syrian atrocities against our Aryan people. Begin total war to exterminate Syrians
>>59454734
this desu.
>>59454807
>>59454807
>>59454807
NEW THREAD
>>59454848
>>59454847
>>59454860
We inadvertently pulled off the mother of a false flags in Trumpland
>leave for an hour
>come back to political cover up of accidentally gassing our own people
/pol/ civ is always right
