It seems that Trump have awarded us victory now that peace is back the men of our grand army demobilize themselves and the generals returns to their villas. But now Regent Brejvik cannot rule any more as regent as the laws of succession don't allow that. So who shall take the lead?
A. Donald IV (still infant risky choice)
B. Sir Ron of the House of Paul
C. Council of Elders
D. Arnold Clinton (descendant of Bill and Monica)
E. Whatver
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire under Regent Breivik
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8050
Slaves: 100
Food: Low
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 350 Lum musketeers, 150 polish light cavalry, 350 Lum riflemen, 6 ballistas, 8 siege cannons, 190 Serb infantry
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59438447
Donald IV has already grown up by now and has been leading the empire.
ur gay op
>>59438447
Donald IV is grown up now
>>59438447
B. Ron is based and he's already pretty old so he can't take power for himself.
E - Hold a competition to find the man who most embodies the tenets of trumpism to rule as regent until Donald IV comes of age.
>>59438447
uh Donald is almost grown up by this point, but a
A.
>>59438447
also A
>>59438447
Donald IV is already an adult and assumed power. What we need is to find him a wife.
>>59438668
plz take over, op is fgt
>>59438447
A also Donald VI is grown up now
>>59438743
What we need is to produce some more food
>>59438743
>>59438696
>>59438622
>>59438447
>>59438764
OP you messed up somewhere
>>59438447
>peace is back
we have half our army about to attack the spics
the map needs to be expanded to show Rus, Spicland, Femencity, and the rest of Serbia
>>59438743
this 100%
a beautiful wife.
>>59438447
A
Donald IV is already of age.
i think Donald VI should have an Aryan wife
>>59438751
nah senpai, just got finished OPing a go/b/ thread, too tired to babysit you autists
>>59438447
>>59438622
This.
>>59438923
hello Op (im talking about go/b/)
>>59438447
Sir Ron can take over while Donald IV is growing up.
Oups then my mistake.
Donald Trump the fourth of his name is crowned emperor of mankind on the day of the elevation as Emperor God of Donald Trump the first...But Donald is in heart a supporter of reforms in the Empire he wants to rule advised by competent and loyal men; he wants to held a permanent grand council to help guide the Trumpic Empire into greatness. So how do we form this council?
A. Make the landed men (over 20) of our Empire elect them among themselves
B. Choice them in the populace
C. No need Donald IV will rule alone.
D. Regroup the elders they will form the council.
E. Whatver
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8050
Slaves: 100
Food: Low
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 350 Lum musketeers, 150 polish light cavalry, 350 Lum riflemen, 6 ballistas, 8 siege cannons, 190 Serb infantry
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59438447
If OPs don't want to OP, I'll temp OP more.
>>59439117
nah we got cucknadian op
>>59439086
E. Find the people with the best skills for each position available alongside their loyalty to Trumpism and the nation. Ensure the best, qualified and loyal people have positions of power.
>>59439086
C, dont let them make this democratic nation
>>59439086
Hold a competition to find the men who most embodies the tenets of trumpism to act as a council, this competition will be held every 5 years to re-select advisers to prevent them from becoming weak.
C
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!
Oh, come, they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black, and brown, and covered with hair!
And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat, and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
Oh, sweet she was, and pure, and fair!
The maid with honey,
In her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
He smelled the scent on the summer air!
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!
Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
He lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!
I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear! A bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!
She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.
>>59439374
This. Make it like a civil service where young men of the empire learn science together and have to pass exams and stay fit. Those who win the competitions (scholastic and athletic) advance.
C. It is.
Donald IV after being begged by his ministers to not take his course of actions, decides to not form any great council were democracy would have its place. This anger extremists elements in the Empire but meh the Emperor is always right. Right?
What now?
A. Improve food production
B. Improve military and defence
C. Research new technology
D. Improve architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8100
Slaves: 105
Food: Low!
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 350 Lum musketeers, 150 polish light cavalry, 350 Lum riflemen, 6 ballistas, 8 siege cannons, 190 Serb infantry
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59439500
E. We need to explore
>>59439500
F. Find trump a wife
le union
>>59439500
A, LOOK AT OUR FOOD PRODUCTION.
>>59439553
actually didn't see the food, switching to A. food is low
>>59439500
A. Food is the fuel of the nation, we must ensure our people can eat and grow. Maybe we can find and invest in some food producing technology?
>>59439500
A. LOOK AT FOOD FAGS
>>59439571
>>59439500
This
A we need food
>>59439500
F Agriculture
>>59439604
Refrigeration?
>>59439500
A, we're running out of food, don't want to anger the people.
>>59439500
>This anger extremists elements
Have we purged them multiple times already?
>>59439500
F
Find the emperor a wife.
>>59439500
A, food is low faggots
>>59439591
switch to food, wife can wait.
>>59439492
FUCKING AUTISM CANCER
>>59439661
I was thinking along the lines of industrial farming, massive amounts of food means massive amounts of growth and it means a large military potential for further conquest.
can I have a history? I missed a few threads, last one I was still trying to get people to use our steam power. We were laying siege to the Turk city
A. It is. Good.
Its been years since the Empire had a good harvest Donald IV wishes to solve this problem. For now the farmers will be granted more money to buy instruments and land to be cultivated. But clearly the land is tired and with our population growing without any slowing down near who knows how long we will last?
A. Improve food production
B. Improve military and defence
C. Research new technology
D. Improve architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8200
Slaves: 150
Food: Sufficient
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 350 Lum musketeers, 150 polish light cavalry, 350 Lum riflemen, 6 ballistas, 8 siege cannons, 190 Serb infantry
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59439741
Wouldn't that be a good thing since it kills the Autism and makes the cancer not function.
>>59439933
F. find Trump a wife so he can produce heirs or else the line is lost
>>59439933
C. Research refrigeration, we need to be able to move food about the empire in trains without it spoiling so that we will be immune to famine. Food will last longer, meaning we will have more.
>>59439933
F.
BUILD A WALL
>>59439933
C. Research new technologies to nip this future food problem in the bud through fertilizers and using steam power to industrialize farming.
>>59439933
F. Find a wife
>>59439933
F
find a wife for Trump.
>>59439933
E
We need to start colonizing.
>>59439933
I want to explore but we really need to update our maps first.
A.
Spic warcuck here. Can somebody tell me what happened since the ews staged a coup? Did we exterminate the roaches?
>>59439933
E, explore to discover more land to cultivate
>>59439933
F. Find a wifen for Donald. Then we can get back to food.
>>59440179
We need to prevent future food shortage first, but I agree, we must bring the light of trump around the world.
>>59440161
Yes, and it was glorious. We also wiped out amazon feminazis.
>>59440161
We finally ran into the Feminists. Ther then that just upgrading tech but no new weapons or units.
Enjoy your SS style bootjacks spying on your country and giving tax breaks to the rich while you go poor.
Enjoying being controlled by white terrorists Amerifat?
>>59439878
Here are the old threads from last night and today. Someone needs to put together a synopsis of what has happened, and all the various towns/religions and their statuses, before it all gets messed up.
>>59379482
>>59384207
>>59424157
>>59440161
See
>>59379482 →
>>59384207 →
>>59424157 →
Basically Donald III was assassinated by El Chapo when we attempted to negotiate with the Spic army. El Chapo was later crucified, but escaped.
Turk roaches were destroyed, along with dindus invading our Serb allies, and a feminazi/spic city was re-taken.
>>59440285
Wasn't there some spic and nigger pirates around or something?
why is this thread so slow
>>59440061
>>59440032
C.
Donald IV sees that his previous solution to the food problem will not be enough. He has two choices ; find more land to cultivate or revolutionize the agricultural domain. He chooses the latter. From now on artificial fertilizing is authorized, Trump Chemicals will now work over hours to produce the chemicals this will help the land hold a little longer. Also titanic machines that are called tractors are introduced to the farmers ; those beasts of metal are slow but still do the job faster then a farmer and his family. Donald IV introduce all of those with a new decree on how the land should be exploited he hopes that this will be sufficient so he can turn his attention on others affairs.
A. Improve military and defence
B. Research new technology
C. Improve architecture
D. Explore
E. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8275
Slaves: 155
Food: Sufficient
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 400 Lum musketeers, 150 polish light cavalry, 350 Lum riflemen, 6 ballistas, 8 siege cannons, 190 Serb infantry
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59440643
bee
>>59440643
E
FIND WIFE
>>59440643
E, we need heirs to continue the Trump bloodline, get Donald IV a wife.
>>59440623
We did but the spices were quiet for a while and Dundus did start infesting Izmir but instead of taking over and killing the populace they started living off of welfare. We then put them all to the sword.
>>59440643
E. Find that man a wife sonhe can plow her fields.
>>59440161
Oh and forgot to mention. During the war in Turkland, the Elder council held a coup with the Cthuuluist worshippers and tried to say they sacrificed baby Donald IV, but it turns out he was alive in Dresden. He was nearly burnt on a pyre by Cthuulu worshippers but he was miraculously divinely unburnt, and saved at the last minute, although the mother Marion le Pen died.
The boy was rescued, the kike coup was put down at great cost, and shrines/temples/statues were erected to re-affirm Trump-ism throughout the Empire (although I'm sure a few Cthuulu worshiper lurk in the shadows)
He is now of age now and leading the Empire.
>>59440643
E. Find a wife for Trump
A.
We should modernize our defenses and army to ensure we have a proper and professional military culture to better prepare our troops once the advances in food production has a effect of our population.
E
The God Emperor demands a spouse
>>59440814
Changing to this E, finding wife
>>59440643
E. WAIFU
E
>>59440643
D.
Srsly where's our map fag.
>>59440643
A. Only an idiot would pick anything else.
>>59440623
Yes, we defeated them and the Serbs had to be re-settled into the empire.
>>59440921
Why create when you can take? That's my method of thinking anyway.
>>59440643
Also, The feminazis we recently conquered are Aryan, but feminazis, do whatever you want with that info.
>>59441124
It is not the Trumpist way
>>59441124
We must become the envy of the world through our own designs, a pride in our own power and not the achievements of others. We build to create a new, militarized culture, training, tactics and strategic thought and utilize new military technology to ensure we are feared as envied.
A. and D.
Donald IV is not a man of war but of paper and pen still his duty includes defend the empire from external threats. So.
- Male Citizens are trained to the use of muskets and rifle, they are allowed to own weapons and they must serve 2 year sin their local milice.
- The army is enlarged and reformed, the new uniforms is now everywhere to be seen the training is now more harsh; Donald IV wants an army of quality not quantity.
-The Wall and lesser walls are reinforced new protocol are introduced to assure 100% efficienty.
Merchants talks about tales of what is down the great river... Frederick Sauros an respected merchants wants us to pay for his discoveries...
What do?
A. Pay
B. Send our own explorers.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 8305
Slaves: 160
Food: Sufficient
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 450 Lum musketeers, 250 polish light cavalry, 375 Lum riflemen, 10 ballistas, 12 siege cannons,
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59441237
That comes down to who we're fighting. I'm not going to vote in we attack a peaceful nation but when it comes to things like Iraq Trump has always said take the oil and give it to our vets. My vote for the stronger military came out of our need for sound and sturdy borders.
>>59441397
C. make a great deal with Fred.
I mean a great deal, a really great deal.
>>59441397
B. I do not know this Soros, but I do not trust it
>>59441397
B
>trusting a merchant
>>59441397
Send our own, Sauros is not a name to trust
B
>>59441397
B
Never trust a merchant
>>59441515
Oy vey goy did you forget the 6 gorillion already?
>>59438447
why don't you use strawpoll for the decisions?
>>59441446
Don't trust a Soros!!!!!
>>59441444
Oh, that's fine. I misunderstood.
>>59441397
The state should reimburse lightly Frederick Sauros for his discovery, however he must be reminded very clearly that it is by the grace of Trump and the nation that his discoveries have any worth, therefore we shall send our own explorers to discover the secrets of the land under the river.
>>59441572
We used them a lot last night.
pastebin to every thread so far
http://pastebin.com/43w9BgyP
>>59441397
Dude that's so lame you can just make the outcome the same either way we do it pretty much.
C. We don't waste our time exploring and instead further increase our military by putting research into future weapons.
Not to mention our need to further increase our own agriculture abilities to sustain this exploration or our new stronger army. The great Trump wouldn't pay someone he doesn't know or send people into lands he doesn't know, both are terrible investments.
if the autist from the other go/b/ thread is still here, theres another game up
>>59441644
Based anon thank you
>>59441725
Send people into lands for finding riches and looking for expansion for the empire? He would surely do this
>>59441397
B of course. fuggin merchants won't get shit
B.
Sauros is very un-pleased by our decision and swear to take down this Empire with no survivors. But the Emperor is always right. R-right?
Our explorers go and come back with their ships full of silver, gold and exotic fruits. Their tales of the land they have found can be resumed to;
-The river is very long and end in a ocean.
-On the coast of this ocean there is a great city made out of gold ruled by a God-Emperor of blond hair.
-They have very limited technology (roman like) and a very well trained and disciplined military.
-They are very friendly and take us for demi-gods
-The city is rich and powerful they claim to rule over all of the known world and infinite vassals.
-The islands are rich of resources the land has never been cultivated.
A.We should not make contact right now.
B.Make contact (1. conquest 2.Magical Friendship)
C.Wait i think we should imprison Sauros and make him reveal what he knows.
D. ?????
>>59441397
>Great River
In Spanish that means RÃo Grande...
IT'S A TRAP THE MERCHANTS WANT TO SEND US INTO SPICLAND
>>59442106
B2 And C, maybe its the God emperor risen from the dead.
>>59441397
B.
And tell Soros to fuck off
>>59442106
C. Don't give the Jews an inch
>>59442106
GO TO THE BLONDE HAIRED EMPIRE! What if it is our god lord trump?
>>59442106
B 2
>>59442106
C. imprison the fuggin kike
>>59442106
C
Trust no merchant
>>59442106
B2
and c
>>59442106
C. tie a couple bricks to sauros feet and toss him in the ocean
C
>>59442106
B2 and C
>>59442106
This is natural land for us to want to expand into, however we should not rush into a conflict, we should feign cooperation with this state and try to influence them and weaken them overtime, all in the meanwhile we grown our own population, develop and train our military while advancing military technology to ensure we can outright dominate them in every aspect of battle and war.
We should imprison this man and make him reveal all he knows before making contact., including if he's involved in any plots to destroy the empire. Knowledge is power
>>59442106
C imprison that swindler first, we can make contact later.
>>59442349
I agree with waiting until after we interrogate Soros before making contact.
>>59442369
The way they explain it, it seems that it is our lord emperor
C.
it wasn't hard to find Soraus for he is always near the bank frotting his hands together...herm.
Two guards are assigned to make Sauros talk after 5 minutes and 10 Gold Trump passed to the merchant he tells us the following;
-What the explorers saw is true.
-Sauros merchants already made contact the Empire is named Syria and the emperor Bash'Al the Blond.
-Sauros implicated himself in a plot to overthrown the God-Emperor of Syria in favour of his sister.
What now? (Sauros will end his life in one of our cells. Fin.)
A. Contact Bash tell him about the plot.
B. Invade Syria
C. Join the plot.
D. Take care of our own affairs.
>>59442589
invade syria. they are fucking muzzies
>>59442589
>A. Contact Bash tell him about the plot.
>>59442589
D. torture Sauros to death before he can an hero
>>59442589
D
Let's wait, this could be interdasting
>>59442589
A tell him about the plot. We can expand our godly empire through alliance.
>>59442661
Well they are quite Arab looking but that because of the sun.
We know nothing of their religion for the moment.
>>59442589
A. The more they trust us, the easier they are to conquor.
>>59442589
A. We shall be holy allies of gold.
>>59442589
D
We'll wait to see how this plays out. Also, we need to kill Soros.
>>59442589
This is very useful, we can gain the trust of their leader while also sowing the seeds of discontent which will lead to the downfall of the empire.
Contact Assad and tell him of the plot, but we also add the extra nugget that merchants have infiltrated his country and is working tirelessly and secretly to overthrow his empire through dissidence and creating alliances with citizens, citing our own experiences with merchants.
Exaggerate the threat, make him think he needs to act out violently to ensure he trusts us whilst weakening the state.
>>59442889
Oh shit, this.
>we Jews now
Ok A wins.
We send an expedition bring gifts and vows of friendship to Syria.
But they are taking their time to come back so Donald IV decides to see what he can do about the state of his empire...
A. Improve food production
B. Improve military and defence
C. Research new technology
D. Improve architecture
E. Explore
F. Anything else.
Trumpic Empire
Government: Empire Donald IV
Religion: Trumpism
Population: 9000
Slaves: 200
Food: Sufficient (NOT FOR LONG THO)
Architecture: Marble Palace in Trumpolis, Marble and gold temple to the God Emperor, buildings exceeding 10 stories, roman-style roads, drainage ditches/sewage system, insulae and stone homes, pottery, bronze forging, statue carving, mining, marble and granite buildings, stone keeps and castles in New Lumbridge and Billtown.
Military: 450 Lum musketeers, 250 polish light cavalry, 375 Lum riflemen, 10 ballistas, 12 siege cannons,
Weapons: iron&powder weaponry, crossbows and mounted lancers, iron ringmail and boiled leather, rifles and muskets, Iron Cuirasses
Defenses: One marble palace, Two large castles, stone walls in Trumpolis, each has 2 ballistas on the walls and 2 catapults, Great Wall
Technology: Ancient and Medieval eras, Renaissance and Industrial era, Railroads.
>>59442889
>>59442978
That's just low. Why would we degrade our godly empire with such deceitful and undignified tactics?
>>59442889
we have become the kike
>>59443048
C. Get us the time machine to save trump
>>59443048
>A. Improve food production
>>59443048
B. Upgrade all our musketeers to riflemen
>>59443048
B. Mortars will grant us victory in any battle.
>>59443048
A but prep for exploration, we need more land to grow food.
>>59443048
B. also OP add an improve naval force option
>>59443075
All of my this we are better than the jews and their kike tricks
also kill that kike merchant sauros once and for all
preferably in a painful fashion
>>59443075
Fair point
>>59443048
E. Explore
WE MUST FIND NEW LAND TO FERTILIZE AND TOIL
WITH COURAGE AND HONOR, MARCH ON
>>59433104
>AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*smacks lips profusely*
>SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*flicks wand*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*gets wizzy wit it*
>SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*eats a chocolate frog*
>AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*checks for nearest Potion store*
>U BE SAYIN
>*collects essence*
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*licks teeth and smacks lips*
>AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*does the wiz walk*
>SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a flask and pours some for his homies hagrid and fred weasley*
>HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his ministry of magic officer*
>WE GON BE
>*dindu nuffins*
>FINNA WE GON BE
>*sucks air through teeth*
>AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*pulls up sagging robes*
>SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for voldemort*
>SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
>SOM FINNA
>*scopes dem titties*
>SO WE GON BE
>*shouts at magic lesson*
>SOM FINNA
>*chucks fireball*
>AYYYOO SOM FINA
>*sets down wizardry books*
>HOL UP
>*strokes wand pensively*
>WE GON BE
>*throws broom*
>SOM FINNA
>*swings from quidditch hoop*
>WE GON BE
>*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
>SOM FINNA
>*participates in a drive-by casting*
>HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>*converts to death seeking*
>U SAYING WE GON BE
>*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
>SOM FINNA
>*sells magic*
>SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>*evolves from a muggle*
>>59443075
This is politics, why be naive? Undermining our opponent while we strengthen our hand is a very intelligent means of winning, beside's we're only telling the 'truth' we know about. How big it is... well, we may be wrong after all... Besides, what's important is ensuring our success at the lowest cost. Trump would be disappointed in your Nativity.
Also, wouldn't our increases with food technology via fertilization and industrial farming ensure we have the means of growing our food capabilities big time?
Anyways, I vote to improve military technology.
>>59443110
A.
Donald Trump musters the brains of the Empire to find more way to maintain a stable rate of production of food... but their efforts are vain and reports of people dying in mass because of the chemicals in the food are each day more and more numerous.
Still there is hope; merchants from Sauros and Co offer the emperor Potatoes the claim that this magical root wills solve our problem plus its from Syria and everything Syrian its pretty cool atm. In exchange we must liberate Sauros.
A. Liberate Sauros and take the potatoes.
B. No thanks.
C. (try to steal the potatoes at Sauros Central)
>>59443512
B. Don't believe the Jewish lies
>>59443512
sauros is poisoning the food supplies, C
>>59443512
B. And interrogate him further to see if he is behind this
>>59443512
B. we can find a solution on OUR OWN!
THE JEWS ARE POISONING THE FOOD!
>>59443343
Can this meme die? I can actually feel my blood pressure rise every time it gets posted. I think this is what getting triggered feels like.
>>59443512
C Crucify Sauros as a warning to merchants
>>59443512
B
DON'T TRUST THEM
>>59443512
B
our need for food is simply encouragement to colonize more lands and trade
>>59443512
Can we just "give" them the guy, but its actually someone else, and we get away with the root?
>>59443512
B, we can improve the fertilizer through further research and attempt to find the root cause of the chemical poisoning.
>>59443512
C, they are trying to trick us again.
But when we invade, make sure we force the inhabitants to tell us the truth about the potatoes, or make one of them eat a potato in front of us.
>>59443715
I second this. It's not very funny 2bh.
>>59443669
>>59443512
Change me to C
C it is.
We refuse their deal and they go home all sad.
So by night members of the Imperial Guard angered by this situation and the incapability of the Emperor plan to charge the headquarters of Sauros General and steal the precious potatoes.
Now its morning and how did the operation go?
1-3 They got all caught, 4-5 They didn't find any potatoes, 6-8 Found potatoes but where seen by staff of Sauros, 9-0 Got all of the potatoes and instructions.
>>59443512
SECOND DAY OF DEVELOPEMENT OF MAP
WHATCHA GUYS THINK?
WHAT SHOULD I WORK ON NEXT?
>>59444048
Thats very nice.
Be sure to read posts about Syria should be just left of the bay of polan.
>>59444041
Fuck, can't we just raid the company take everything and kill them all ?
>>59444048
Glad to see you're still working on it!! Looking great desu.
>>59444048
work on adding turkroaches plus northern river and ocean and the city of gold. plus Rus and feminazi empire. also spic empire
>>59444115
this, just fucking hostile take over
>>59444048
Looks good.
Though can someone inform me on why we built a wall around the desert? I'm kind of new.
>>59444237
To keep Turkroaches put.
>>59444237
>59444237
Turkroach empire is in the desert but its not drawn on the map yet
>>59444184
I want to put rus on the right of the Eastern mountains.
Where was the feminazis?
Northernriver?
I thought we killed the turkroaches.
>>59444237
to keep the muslims out also it wouldn't be the trumpic empire without a huge wall
>>59444294
>huge wall
you mean great wall
>>59444115
Also I agree. I thought we were going to send our military to force them to surrender or die, not send a few guys to sneak around and make fools of themselves.
>>59444048
And the Amazon forest was discoverd too. Check out the threads.
>>59444324
yea my bad
>>59444048
I love it.
>>59444340
I can't I'm working on the map.
>>59444041
After was happened last night the members of Sauros come to us with a new deal; If the members of the guards don't say a thing about what happened in Sauros General they will give us the potatoes and liberate them.
A. Good Deal, Liberate Sauros btw maybe we can work together from now on...
B. Of course! (Make the guard talk)
C. No thanks.
D. Try again this time send more then five guys.
>>59444041
Damn it.
>>59444041
>>59444115
>>59444191
>>59444329
For all the times we tired to send spies to do a job they failed.
Its time to invest in special forces
