Known timeline shifts so far:
Berenstein Bears/BERENSTAIN Bears
Interview with a/the vampire
sex in/and the city
mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror
chic-fil-a/chick
luke/no, I am your father
If you build it they/he will come
Smokey the Bear/Smokey Bear
beautiful day in the/this neighborhood
we're gonna need a bigger/you're gonna need
daylight savings/daylight saving time
cruella Deville/De vil
book of isiah-the lion shall lay down with the lamb/the wolf shall lay down with the lamb
sketchers/skechers (shoes)
Proctor & Gamble/Procter & Gamble
Life is/was like a box of chocolates
new zealand moved from above to below australia
Panama Canal is now north to south now east to west
n*sync/*nsync
Reba Mcintyre/McEntire
JC Penny/JC Penney
Charles Shultz/Charles shulz
looney toons/looney tunes
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In THE most delightful way/In A most delightful way
VW logo didnt have a line through it separating the V and W
Home Depot/The Home Depot
Picture of Henry the VIII with a turkey leg??
noone/definately
Dr. Doolittle/Dolittle
Mike/Gus tells Walter to go home (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yFF2DYAPqc) [Embed]
Discuss.
>>58930635
Yeah I showed it to a few ppl and they freaked out for the "Luke, I am your father" and "mirror mirror..."
Thats weird man... even the French versions have changed =0 !!!!!!!!!!
>>58931594
But thats /x/ related...
>>>/x/
It is possible since they are literally letter variations that we are misremembering.
I need concrete proof, because everytime I get freaked out by this shit I find something that proves I am just not remembering something properly.
>>58931844
What is this thread about?
>>58931909
Reality has been shifting for the past year
>>58931909
people misquoting titles or lines in movies, or people remembering names and things wrong. apparently /x/ feels that this is some alternate timeline bullshit when in reality it is just human brains not really giving a shit what it's called
There is an entire website dedicated to this called the Mandelaeffect.com
>>58932119
huh...how come?
>>58932122
If this kind of thing was real, wouldn't people's names and events change? Like George Carvington instead of Washington or something?
>>58930635
you forgot about japan being closer to korea and china shrinking
>>58932285
read >>58932176
Another really big one is Eli Whitney is now a white guy.
>>58932595
no fucking way
>>58932595
holy fucking shit are you serious?
You guys are all stupid, the only reason you think an alternate universe has happened is because people always rearrange things in their minds to make more sense, the best example is sex and the city, no one says and because it takes too long,s o they say in instead, then that gets ingrained into peoples brains, then all the sudden they find out theyre wrong.
It's easier to lie to people than it is to convinced them they've been lied to.
>>58932595
WHAT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Whitney
>>58932595
Eli Whitney was always a white guy. When I was in elementary school they said he was a racist for perpetrating slavery.
>>58930635
You forgot .
Annie the musical
Its a hard enough life
Is now
Its a hard knock life.
>inb4 its always been hard knock
No it wasnt
K..keep me posted
>>58932890
when were you in elementary school?
>>58932846
ok now debunk some harder ones
>>58932890
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Whitney
Crazy isn't it. He was a black southern cotton picker slave or something my whole life and then suddenly he's a Yale educated white guy. Most of the list in the OP I agree with. Nobody can convince me we aren't in some kind of weird matrix reality.
>>58930635
Amazing how people starting noticing that suff after we turned on the Large Hadron Collider?
Strange indeed, friend.
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South America has moved east by about two thousand miles as well. The west coast is all fucked up and now their is a strip of Canadian land between the St. Lawerence Seaway and America. It looks weird as fuck and I know it used to be the border between Canada and the north east USA.
>>58932981
I was born in 94
>>58933105
http://timesquad.wikia.com/wiki/Eli_Whitney
>>58932943
I'm high and reading this.
>>58933427
You're young so you're probably from this timeline. I was born in 74 and all the ones on the list that I'm familiar with have changed for me.
>>58933260
Can you show me a picture of what you're talking about.
>>58933427
Eli Whitney invented the cotton picking machine and was in fact black. I remember there was a show on cartoon network where some kid would travel back in time to meet people that made history and Eli Whitney was a black guy who wore business attire and a white powdered wig
>>58933538
this implies that you were the one who was moved when in fact its the entire world that has shifted. the fact that more and more people are starting to realize these changes means that its not you but the whole. if you dont believe in a god you better start.
MORE
O
R
E
>it's a dog-eat-dog world
always been DOGGY DOG world
>taken for granted
always been taken for GRANITE
>all intents and purposes
always been ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES
Fucking ayylmao shill saying otherwise, amiright guys?
>>58932869
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Whitney
More proof that blacks never invented anything.
>>58933610
Yeah, no, You're all crackheads. You just remembered things wrong like Fruit loops actually being Froot Loops and are trying to come up with some spooky interesting thing because your lives are too boring.
>>58932943
I definitely remember this one, because I would always think "wtf does that even mean, what is a hard knock life?"
>>58930635
>Either memory isn't infallible or we've experienced magical timeline shifts
Hmm, I wonder which explanation is more plausible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation
Everyone go home.
>>58933837
if only bro and if anything your uncertainty is proof enough
Wait, people though Eli Whitney was black?
Curious George tail/no tail
>>58933812
Don't forget
>is not rocket science
It's not rocket appliances
>black reparations
black repair stations
Also the threat of attack from Ceres, pic related
>>58932595
Having been to the Eli Whitney museum multiple times (field trip options in suburban connecticut are very limited) I can assure you he was always a white man. He invented the cotton gin well before blacks were allowed to learn to read in this country. A black man inventing the cotton gin would've be a huge historical deal
Quebec is now Quebec City
>>58932595
Dude what the fuck?
>looney toons
The word "toon" didn't originate until the 90s. It was a spin-off from Merry Melodies, which was meant to be the Warner Brothers' equivalent to Disney's Silly Symphonies. All were originally based on music, hence their names. Only a total retard would seriously think it was Looney Toons and not Looney Tunes.
>>58934135
>A black man inventing the cotton gin would've be a huge historical deal
it was retard
Wow another new one.
Cruelle Deville is not De'vil?
Wha the fuck, that's not even funny. It doesn't make sense. The whole fucking point is Deville sounds french but also like Devil it's a fucking pun for christ's sake. If you spell it like Devil it takes away the pun.
Likd cadillace coupe deville jesus christ let me off this ride
>>58933961
how? Like I said, if we changed timelines things would happen differently than a fucking bear book's title change lmao. Wars wouldn't have happened, or towns would be renamed, presidents would be renamed, why childrens shows and other shit we watched as children? Because we all learned something the wrong way without ever being corrected and were just now paying attention.
>>58933948
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation
Oh my god...they invented a new word to try to convince us we're wrong
The Canadian province Nunavut is new. I never heard of it till the other day.
>>58934279
he works in mysterious ways nigga
>>58934279
Not if it's subtle.
These are all timeline changes that the average person doesn't notice. People remember big things like cities and towns names.
Many of these mandela effects are things that people don't pay much attention to.
How many of you guys have had near death experiences? Especially any times that you've blacked out?
Personally I can recall 3 seperate blackout experiences where I very well could have died.
also
>seperate is now separate
>>58932943
it was always 'hard knock life'
>>58934420
>>58934403
Whats the point?
What the hell I could have sworn Eli Whitney was black
>Oppurtunity is now Opportunity
>>58932595
Have to say this one spooks me a little.
>>58932943
You're an idiot it's always been a hard knock life. I went to see Annie YEARS ago and I distinctly remember hearing "it''s a hard knock life."
>>58934402
It's always been there you faggot
>although is now altho
>>58934605
I think this one just means you got a dictionary
Brit-specific, but the band Bros. I know the bloody brother dided, becasue it was so sad, his brother did nothing for decades then became an actor and was in Hell Boy two. He gave a moving interview about it and the fan girls swooned.
Now apparently theyre both alive!
I think you guys would like this film.
>>58934425
Once maybe? Had a head on car crash when I was a teenager. (wasn't driving)
Define near death experience? Anytime we step into an airplane, cross the street etc could be a near death experience. We never know how close we could come to death at certain points in our lives.
Better question: how many of you have dreamed your own death? and how many times?
>>58934664
you're replying a troll post.
Americans are this stupid
>>58934402
>Canadian province Nunavut is new
There are three territories, Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Yukon. Where as pre 1999 there was only Yukon and Northwest. Northwest was fucking huge and sparsely populated so it was chopped up for better administration. Now if Nunavat was really being called a 'province', I'd know the matrix really fucked up bad.
>>58932119
>>58932119
Longer than that.
To answer your question yes there are temporal operatives too. What, you thought this war was some dumb linear, territorial thing?
The last big shift was 2008. Another occurred in roughly 2013. Mortality wise it's kind of a one shot deal because once you reach that branching point where things are trisecting it's kind of a you're in or you blew it type of deal.
Obviously this doesn't count so much for some sorts of "Outsiders" so to speak.
>>58932595
Are you mixing him up with George Washington Carver?
>>58930635
Wtf is this shit
>>58930635
You know for a group that frequently talks about misinfo you fags really seem to have a hard time rapping your head around this misinfo. Memories fade and often get replaced by false info which we believe to be true. This is no different, no alternate reality, just delusions.
Humans go with the most appealing/ grammatically correct, which could explain most of your memory errors. you all need to relax
>>58934522
I don't know. The theory is that we are approaching some type of singularity event.
Imagine if you will that there are infinite timelines. Every possible thing that could ever happen does. Timelines closer to ours are more similar, those farther away are different (obviously not totally spatial, hard to talk about higher dimensions when our minds can't comprehend them).
The idea being that all, or many of these timelines are approaching an event that is the same as in the others. Nuclear War, or some kind of mass happening.
As the timelines get closer they start to swirl and blend together. All of this is basically inconsequential, but either we're having millions of people remembering things wrong in the same way or there is something else going on.
Some speculate it is mind control. Others speculate it is someone from the future with a time machine who is changing the past.
No one knows, but we're all on this ride
>>58932122
>>58932846
>>58933948
>>58934815
>>58934918
Reminder that posters such as these legitimately can not comprehend where we steiners come from because they have always existed in this timeline.
This is such an odd existence.
>>58934700
According to Wikipedia it's only been since 1999. You might be right, I could have missed the whole thing somehow.
>>58934425
I OD'd on benzos about 2 weeks ago
>>58930635
What the bloody hell are you on about?
What's going on in this thread...
>>58932335
Okniawa is more narrow than I remember....
wtf.
Holy fuck so many new ones in here that I haven't noticed.
N*SYNC is now apparently called *NSYNC?
What the fuck.
>>58934879
Basically George Carlin died and we shifted into an awful reality where progressive liberalism runs rampant and they took over the internet because they had the most free time and sucked a lot of dicks
>>58935035
Did you ever watch the barenstien bears showing?
>>58934402
>>58934700
>>58934818
Wtf is Nunavut?
>mirror mirror on the wall/magic mirror
Dear god, it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-pDpLVVNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs
>>58931909
People who are too retarded to accept the fact that they're too retarded to remember things correctly.
>>58935096
Meme Magic.
>>58935124
I remember playing Shogun 2 and Korea not even being on the map just a shitty little trade route hundreds of miles away
>>58930635
I distinctly remember it being Chik-Fil-A
I can picture the old signs right now
>Life is like a box of chocolates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh59vZ8ccc
>It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtc7A67kZlQ
Check this shit out. You can search for it yourself.
Here's another one. Does anyone remember something weird happening between XM radio and Sirius radio?
Obviously XM existed first, then came Sirius, now they have "merged" and are known as Sirius/XM.
However, I distinctly remember that XM bought Sirius and that Sirius radio was no more. I also remember this being a big deal because it was also when Howard Stern switched from syndicated earth radio to Satellite radio and it was a huge deal that he was on XM.
Now all of a sudden within the last 4 or 5 years it's called Sirius primarily.
This was the first mandela effect I noticed. I remember seeing on the news Howard Stern going to XM and it was a huge deal
Isn't there a depiction of hell where it's just a continuation of life that gets progressively shittier the more time spent there? Think I saw a youtube video about some documentary that said Hell would trick you into believing your still alive but you'll only realize you're in hell once you pass a few decades there.
>>58935035
>Steiners
Is that what they call us? God damn.
I keep looking at the list and I get more and more confused, 'cause I remember a good portion of the first ones.
Op from 8ch thread last night...I have a permanent ban from all of 4chan so I'm on my phone but thank you for copying this list and sharing it I want it to grow
>>58935216
Northern islands in Canada
>>58934402
nah thats legitimate, it was only created in like 99
>>58935457
I would like to know more about this. I feel like I went to hell the last few months after a very traumatic experience.
>>58934425
I tried to kill myself with helium, but woke up. Most of the ones on the list are true for me, in addition to other ones. For example, I DISTINCTLY remember seeing a preview for a movie "The Candidate", which no longer exists anywhere. It's how I was introduced to this phenomenon - I tried to find evidence for that movie to no avail.
Also, I was the type of kid to go to state spelling bees and chess championships, and I learned the word dilemma as "dilemna". 100% sure.
Okay for the mirror mirror/magic mirror thing even the dumb Snow White reboot uses mirror mirror, go to about 11 seconds in to see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwnra0YEyEQ
>>58933812
>>58933812
No, I can also see now how kids have been thoroughly brainwashed these days. They've also been trained to think theyre special snowflakes who are never wrong. This makes them much easier to lie to and enslave.
You ever consider that maybe you just know everything you know by controlled media and so it is just that easy for them to change things around? Look at the "History" Channel, or hell even the million things being retconned, like how the Watchmen movie version ignored the alien hoax to bring world government, or changed key details from costumes, or all the minute little details that they alter. The internet itself is a plague on books for this reason--for you can remotely alter digital details. But you can't in hard copy books and photos. Always save a hardcopy.
Why do you think they have shows with black European royals?
It has nothing to do with some race shit you fucking idiots it's entirely about perceptual manipulations and you are to dumb to realize the misdirection is the entire topic of identity politics. /pol/ is not redpilled, they are the most brainwashed morons I have seen outside of liberal colleges.
>>58935410
That merger and rebranding actually happened, it's not spoopy
>>58935216
>Wtf is Nunavut?
Nunavut has always been, and always will exist. Forget I mentioned pre-1999. Nothing you remember or have heard of pre-1999 is true.
-Ministry of Truth
>>58935541
sorry man I wish I had more info but that's about all I have. Guess we'll have to wait to find out. Oddly enough the only thing I care about right now is my family.
>>58935457
Uh oh........
>>58934942
holy shit
It's all too real
>>58935457
I don't like the sound of that, if the Christian hell is real I would be in it since I abandoned the religion twenty years ago.
>>58935482
godspeed
>We're gonna need a bigger boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9BeGNnCqw
>>58935366
These got me the most. It's so fucking weird. I wonder if the actors/director/writers are aware of this.
>>58935790
Forgiveness is still a thing.
>>58935385
WHAT THE FUCK. GET ME OFF THIS RIDE.
>>58935641
motherfucker even the hard copies are altered
>>58935541
funny you should say that. a common theme i've noticed among "steiners" like myself is a near-death experience, usually in childhood. maybe we didn't really wake up, anon.
>>58930635
Put the bong down. The simplest answer is people are fucking retarded and can't remember shit properly.
>>58930635
Probably time distortion from the higg boson.
>>58934425
None of us communicating now actually live in the same reality. We're all on our own tangents. If you and I agreed to meet tomorrow, it wouldn't actually be me, but a clone of me with my memory up until the moment we communicated.
>>58935614
Also mirror mirror in Shrek, about 27 seconds in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H28TWyDJJ6I
>>58930635
Cruella De Ville becoming De Vil means to me we are getting closer to the Devil, unfortunately, if you look at the spelling. Also reflected in the mirror mirror change, to 'magic'. Shit's freaky
>>58935987
so in essence, you? stop trying to mystify this shit.
>>58935946
Just go away, we know what we know. This isn't some kind of hazy memory for us. Some of these things were such a big part of our childhood that it's impossible for us to not remember correctly. Especially when their are millions of others who agree on the same things.
>>58930635
New York is now south of Boston.
>>58935579
are you sure youre not remembering of "The Campaign"?
>>58935896
I remember slipping off into the deep end of the pool 5 and nothing else about the experience
all my other memories about it are talking about it in the past
I don't remember getting saved by my sister's friend
>>58935579
The Candidate is a movie made in 1972
>>58935385
I distinctly remember Chik-Fil-A. Like fuck I could go drive up there right now and the sign should agree with me.
Bump it bump bump
>>58930635
this thread is some real grant morrison shit
>>58936146
WAIT! Manhattan is no longer an island in the middle of the river?
>>58936146
Las Vegas is further west than LA.
Berenstein and Chick-fil-a are the only legit ones, and all of the movie quotes are just dumb.
It's not that hard to figure out why "No, I am your father" would turn into "Luke, I am your father" in the minds of moviegoers back then when you couldn't just rewatch a clip on youtube.
>>58936280
That's impossible
OP please book your self for a mental evaluation.
You many need help.
>im not being a 4chan dick head or a aussie shitposter, mental health issues arnt a joke.
>>58935579
Manchurian Candidate?
>>58936324
>Luke and no sound the same
>no makes any sense in context
i think some of you might be confusing eli whitney and george washington carver
>>58936211
hell yes
someone else agrees
seems like most people see it being Chic-fil-a
>>58935226
>mirror mirror on the wall
What the fuck... I'm getting shivers here senpai.
I'm 100% it is "Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all"
>>58936385
>he doesn't think like how I want him to think. He shouldnt be free anymore.
Give me a break. Leave thread.
>>58936280
LOL I knew it wasn't but as weird as things have gotten I actually had to go look to make sure.
We seemed to be onto something last night regarding GATE classes as a possible MK Ultra recruiting tool which would start to explain this.
>>58935579
The candiate had that ron guy in it, didn't it? A comedy about how nobody took him seriously for his niceness or some shit?
>>58936280
are you thinking Reno?
>>58936504
Yeah I remember it as Chic but I could be talked into it having been Chik but I'm certain it was never Chick.
>>58936577
Hmmm. Nice dubs. Say more.
When i was a child i remember wheres waldo books being called wheres wally
HEY HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT MAYBE THERE'S THIS THING CALLED A MEMORY
AND SOMETIMES IT THINKS IT REMEMBERS SOMETHING
BUT THAT THING ISN'T WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WITNESSED
IT'S CALLED MIS-REMEMBERING
OR FALSE MEMORY
FUCKING IDIOTS
>>58936203
I was born in 1984, and saw the preview for this movie in a theater in 2012 or 2013 with my girlfriend. It was for a different, new movie that never came out, and for which there is no evidence beyond the memories of other people who saw the same trailer. Believe, I tried finding it. It either doesn't exist or was changed into the movie "The Campaign". There is no doubt in my mind that it was called "The Candidate".
>>58936385
Next you'll be telling us of this magical upside down land with dangerous birds that don't fly and small leaf eating bears that aren't really bears. Get fucked buddy
This is seriously fucking stupid. Why is 90% of it fucking pop culture references?
>>58930635
Stop posting this non-/pol/ bullshit here.
>>>/x/
Also, reported.
>>58936436
I can't really tell if you're agreeing with me or not but Vader calls Luke by name earlier in the scene, and to have the quote start off with "No" makes it less quotable because it requires more context than just "Luke".
Also
>Svalbard
Yes it's real and not from some MMO map...look it up for yourselves.
>>58932335
I remember Korea being near Vietnam, not Japan
>>58936643
Nevermind
Turns out it wasn't magic.
>Allen's snackbar became "allahu ackbar"
>ISIL became Daesh
I want off this ride now
>>58936695
The quote is solid in my mind as being LUKE
>>58934818
Yes, and Pluto was once a planet.
Basically all that is happening here is people picking up on the fact that as they get older, more things are changed. This is not just a flaw in memory but noticing more and more how much retconning is happening.
I am as much familiar with the esoteric as the mundane and hence can tell the difference between some actual effect of a working or operation, and that which is purely banal.
In ten years we can have another discussion about how thoroughly people have been brainwashed into thinking that women must be born women to genetically be women, and that 15+20+10=30 because you add the five after. This is the third type and it is neither a magickal working, nor the result of something Other or any of these operatives, nor is it the mere banality of people misremembering things but rather the result of a society scale effort at perceptual manipulation and brainwashing. This is part of why you thoughtlessly choose such idiot candidates as Trump just as idiots in American support Israel just as idiots join daesh just as idiots once supported Hitler, Stalin, or thought the American Civil War had anything to do with slavery, or that WWII was about freedom, or that Mutti flooding Europe with immigrants or using debt slavery to create the Euro bloc are all somehow their own ideas, just as people here have been brainwashed into believing /pol/'s Koolaid is sensible. Which I can assure you is what other experiments in brainwahing thought too, like the Heavens Gate, Jonestown, or Scientology brainwashing experiments.
In other words I am directly telling you that /pol/ is a cultlike effort of certain groups in furthering the utilization of internet in politicized perceptual manipulation. /b/ was a hub of engineering memetic warfare advances.
>>58936663
Yeah but 90% of the people in the world all misremember the same things?
>>58936695
Yeah, this and the "You love me, you really love me" award acceptence speech by whoever are the most misquoted probably of all time
>>58936688
This thread was deleted from /x/
Who many of you have tinitus?
>>58936577
I took gate classes and never was mk ultra
>>58936518
It is, just not here.
The other 2 that really fuck with me are Berenstein and Mr Rogers, I'm 100% certain on all 3 that the current reality is wrong there..
>>58936663
>Humanity collectively misremember something
For some reason, time being wrong makes more sense than literally everyone remembering the wrong thing
>>58930635
>new zealand moved from above to below australia
Fuck, I knew it
>>58933948
THIS WORD DIDNT EXIST IN THE OTHER TIMELINE
TIME JEWS CONFIRMED
>>58936223
>almost 2016
>still fraternizing with Canadians
>>58935579
Reminds me of how the movie Yes Man came out in 2008. When I learned that I was shocked, I feel like I distinctly remember previews for it from around 2012-2013
What. The. Fuck.
?
>be a teen
>at friends place when 360 first came out
>play oblivion
>nig some shit
>go to jail
>start bashing the jail door with our fists
>warden runs down the hall screaming
>"STOP"
>"MAKING"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOISE!"
>opens the door
>beats our skull in with a mace
>laugh our ass off for a minute straight
>life goes on
>week later other friend over at friends place
>try to replicate to show him
>never happens again
>even later in life remember this small incident
>try to find event in google or youtube
>nothing
It's such a small seemingly inconsequential event that probably wouldn't even register as a foot note in the grand scheme of things, but the fact that me and my friend heard and saw the same thing and never hearing the same thing happening to anyone who played the game at the time just makes the memory almost surreal.
>>58932943
Doggy dog world
is now
Dog eat dog world
>>58930635
>new zealand moved from above to below australia
Pretty sure Australia was always north of us. They have deserts, we have penguins.
>>58930635
where is 2/4chan (then 2chan, again)?
>>58930635
ITT: Aging people with failing memories and people who smoke too much pot
>>58936177
>>58936412
>>58936585
See
>>58936664
Yes, I'm sure it wasn't the Campaign. The Candidate was more serious. I don't remember a ron guy in it, but the plot you described sounds about right. And no, not Manchurian Candidate - I know that movie and that was waaaaay before this preview.
I'm completely convinced this isn't some false memory. Trying to find that movie is actually how I discovered the Berenstein Erasure, and all the other inconsistencies.
For another example, I was taught in school that the kid who stood in front of the tank in China was run over. Completely certain. There were pictures of him flattened into a red paste.
>>58936807
Not on topic but anon you have good taste I thought you'd like to know.
>>58936624
I'm the OP from last night who made this list, I'm really glad to see it again I want it to spread around and grow and raise awareness of this so we can get answers...unfortunately I have a permanent ban from 4chan so I have to use my phone and data which sucks but we had some great discussion on this last night on hotwheelschan...we came to a tenuous conclusion that we all seem to have been taken from elementary school class, and given some sort of test. The weird thing that has always bugged me, is I can't remember a fucking thing we did there. They might as well have roofied me everytime. I was in the top two percent of my school, and both of my parents worked there as teachers, so I know it happened. We need to find out more about GATE , and also I suspect that as GATE is used to recruit for MK Ultra, this media that changed, especially kids cartoons from the 90s may have been the trigger for whatever psyop they did to us.
>>58930635
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>>58935790
Repent and be saved
He endured sin's penalty so you don't have to
>>58930635
Also add on that Greenland was Canadian land. I remember everything like what you posted
>>58936828
I never had it till I noticed it a month or so ago. I believe it's connected to this for some reason.
>>58932335
>Korea strait
Japanese mad and BTFO that the strait isn't named after them.112
Shouldn't the cutoff for the northern portuguese border be a bit lenghtier?
>>58936810
Similar false memories among a number of people isn't that shocking.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeamMeUpScotty
>>58933948
I am home. Do you mean work?
>>58936971
We have penguins, their just little.
>>58936715
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT OMG IM SO FUCKING SCARED.
I DONT FUCKING REMEMBER SVALBARD EXISTING OR BEING NORTH OF NORWAY
>>58930635
AUTISM
literal autism
>>58936921
I remember thinking it was doggy dog world until my mom explained the real phrase. It's not a commonly used phrase so I can see how you would grow up never having the phrase corrected in your mind until adulthood.
>>58937092
Spiritual awakening is closely related to the Mandela effect
meditate your age number and ask God for guidance
>>58935035
>Stein's;gate predicted all of this
>>58937138
>Beam me up Scotty
another one to add to the list.
>>58936097
You don't know shit and you suck cock by choice.
>>58936985
He was run over I remember seeing the videos
>>58937048
I went to a parochial school and was homeschooled a few years. I never even heard of this GATE class that you're talking about.
>>58937075
His thread was deleted on x. Deal with it
>>58937048
You know too much.
Have you had the sleep paralysis yet?
The one where you wake up hearing the electronic static?
>>58937321
I thought the same thing before I discovered this phenomenon. In this reality he was carried away, not run over.
>>58937328
Never heard of GATE but I was in an advance placement class in elementary school called ALPHA. The most weird shit that happened to me there was having to recite some 9/11 article in front of some cameras.
>>58937321
Yep run over, that's why it was such a big deal. People were horrified.
>>58937089
"Greenland's connection to Denmark was severed on 9 April 1940, early in World War II, when Denmark was occupied by Nazi Germany. On 8 April 1941, the United States occupied Greenland to defend it against a possible invasion by Germany."
Nah man...
>>58937406
I remeber a special little test just for me too and the only time i ever had an astral projection was around the same time, too
>>58937195
I remember hearing about the seed vault being constructed in northern Norway on the mainland.
It was the Norwegian Seed Vault then too, not the Svalbard seed vault.
>>58937231
>Stain's gate
How many of you guys were given ritalin, lithium etc.. When you were kids? You're delusional to the limit. Just go to /x/ this is painful to witness
>>58937111
Checksled. Also bump. mods aren't Jewish right now.
>>58937328
GATE was a californian thing
i took the test and was accepted as well in 1st grade, but quit because it was too stressful and i was a sperg
i don't remember any psyops during it, though i don't remember GATE itself at all (i do remember the exam)
>>58937048
I took the GATE test
the only thing I remember from it was that we were show pictures and then had to recreate those shapes using colored tiles
our GATE classes were scheduled during recess which is gay as fuck so I didn't do them
>>58937484
Does anybody else remember having an instinctual hatred or scepticism over Berenstein and their whole deal, way before you heard of this effect? I do
>>58934731
Once. I was 14. In my dream I was in the den of a big house. A roundish room, dimly lit. Books lined the walls like a library. I was tied to a large wingback chair. A man with a shotgun paced back and forth in front of me. I begged and pleaded with him not to kill me. He stopped pacing and walked quickly towards me, closing the shotgun with a loud KLAK! The barrels were raised to my face and there was a blinding flash of light accompanied with a violent jerk backwards of my upper body. I heard nothing. I felt that my head was missing and I could feel myself floating towards the ceiling. I gasped for breath and I woke up, still feeling weightless - and headless. It took a short span of seconds for me to adjust to my waking state. That dream changed me from that day forth.
What does this all mean boys? Is someone messing with the timeline?
>>58937484
I'm above average intelligence, is it possible there is a connection to intelligence?
>>58933538
Nope, there have been changes since then too, cause I'm the same year and I recognize about 85% of the references and changes.
>>58936985
Was the plot about some nieve guy who becomes a cynical politican by the end with some abortion drama?
With the poster showing a young face on a maganize over an old face?
>>58936985
>>58937321
Tank guy never died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq8zFLIftGk
>>58930635
Just fuck off to /x/ you retarded conspiracy theorist.
>>58937569
That's what it was. It was a bunch of 'nets' I remember
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I'M CERTAINLY IT WAS
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all
I REMEMBER IT
WHAT THE FUCK IM GENUINELY FREAKED OUT BY THIS THREAD
>>58937577
I never really liked the books but they were memorable to the point where I would never forget it's spelling and pronunciation. I always pronounced it STEEN and I was one of the best orators in my school.
>>58937577
Yes. I remember thinking they were Jews back then (which is why I'm convinced it was stein), but I was like 8 years old why would I have that thought
Probably just racist parents
>>58937635
Gtfo of the thread.
>muh shit post box x^[
>>58937498
I clearly remember being taught in middle school that Greenland was apart of Canada nothing about Denmark was even mentioned also Greenland was a little closer down south to Canada
>>58937675
It's a little shocking when you realize that reality isn't stable at all. It takes awhile to wrap your head around it.
Has anyone else been having "continuous" dreams?
In the sense that one dream picks up where the last one left off, but when you wake up everything about the dream seems faded and distant?
These are the little things everyone get confused with and remember incorrectly for perfectly explainable reasons. It's called life, welcome.
>>58937675
You already know too much. They're watching.
>>58937048
I remember some sort of test in Elementary, wasn't an SOL or midterm or 9 week of 4.5 week but it was given by the government. Only 3 questions on it too. Don't remember what it was called or the real purpose of it. Happened in around 3rd grade. Also when I first got in to Kindergarten they gave us a piece of paper and told us we could do anything with it as some sort of assessment.
>>58937615
It did involve naive/nice/good/young guy running in a way that would 'shake things up' and bring honesty to the office. I don't know how it ended and I don't remember abortion drama specifically.
The poster description sounds vaguely familiar, but I only definitely know the movie from the preview I saw, and much of that memory is tainted by searching for similar movies, time, and the fact that I had no particular reason to remember its details when I saw it because I didn't know it was going to be erased.
>>58937577
I'm 30 and I don't remember watching it once
what channel did it even come on?
>>58937209
Probably because of that shitty Snoop Doggy Dogg song that was popular in the 90s.
Many of you made a big mistake posting this here without a VPN. You know who you are.
>>58937195
Nah, it was always there. We used to call it Spitsbergen In Soviet schools.
>>58937782
this and the night jerks that wont let you fall asleep
>>58932595
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_Whitney
he was always white you fuking faggot
>>58937782
>Has anyone else been having "continuous" dreams?
All the time, only I can mostly remember the storyline. I can't wait to see what happens next.
>>58935035
real talk.
You guys remember that show TAPS?
The one where they tried to find ghosts and shit?
Surprise, it never existed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Hunters
>>58937675
Pretty sure Shrek is to blame for this one.
>>58937897
>night jerks
these are worse for me if I ever get halfway asleep in a recliner
my body jerks like crazy
don't really notice them in a bed
>>58937883
I care so much.
Bye forever.
>>58937597
>That dream changed me from that day forth.
Me too. I was crossing the street talking on the phone when suddenly, BAM semi truck hit my head out of no where. I could see my body, the same weird weightless sensation, even after I woke up. 2spoopy
I wonder if it only work with people who've had death dreams about their heads? probably nothing. I'm just speculating.
>>58937926
Don't try to point out any proof to these people, they will discard it for being part of the new timeline
>>58937615
You're thinking of Ides of March
>>58930635
>misremember useless details
>ITS A TIME FLUX
people will LITERALLY do anything to remove themselves from their pathetic lives.
Looks like I actually died from the overdose lol sorry mom
>>58934279
or how about the fact that most of the stuff that has changed, being of large enough importance, has been altered so no-one in the past timelines would know it.
the glitches we see are in the smaller stuff, the parts of our brains associated with pleasure and entertainment, think of these regions of the brain being more sensitive to changes in a similar way our thyroid glands in our throat are more sensitive to radiation poisoning.
So the best we can get is a glitch, and it is happening because our brain knows something is not quite right, a bit off but cannot compute exactly what it is, thus some residual memories, specifically pertaining to entertainment fragments do not get written over during the hard-drive write over ( the timeline swaps )
>>58937851
Oh fuck, I acutely rembebr looking that movie up around 2012 because that poster
interested me.
...
..
.
This is making feel like I'm in one of those meta games where you have time loops and shit.
>>58937675
You're remembering the fairy tail, which is still "mirror, mirror".
>>58937797
Nope. Your ID is b05\obK5 and you are from Bolivia
When I was young, my favorite flavor of yoo-hoo was coconut flavor. It was white and had either a brown or yellow label and was always next to the strawberry and chocolate flavors in almost every store I went into. Now there is no physical proof it ever existed outside of a few websites that say it's now called "koko-blanco".
You can buy a lot of old drinks online, stuff like crystal pepsi. But you can't even find a picture of coconut yoohoo in it's original bottle.
>>58934731
once, had a dream of running from a man in a parking garage, running up stairs turned around and the man shot me in the neck w/ a handgun, woke up with a neck cramp, couldnt fall back to sleep. but my dreams are usually weird like that
>>58937948
It was always Ghost Hunters, sorry.
>>58937978
Ha ha I get those bigtime.
Here's a good one. The North pole was a huge ice cap, the top of the maps was always white like Antarctic. Now it's an empty ocean.
Businesses buy names and change names all the time. Look at star wars they tested out so many different sayings with key scenes, and just threw them in there and fans hated it.
If they had worked, no one would have remembered them, so that why it seems like they changed there name, because they DID change it. It was a PR move, it worked, so we're keeping it.......
Also from CT where Eli Whitney was born he was as white as a fence post.
And was one of the richest men in CT and donated the property that his museum now stands on today. But he was white...
Really white like had slaves and shit white..
