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ITT: hilarious irony.
![maggie-de-block[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ljF4IQl.jpg "maggie-de-block[1].jpg")
The health minister of Belgium.
>This is gold jerry, GOLD!
Seriously though, it's hard to stay mad at niggers because they really have no control over themselves, or even any concept of a world that exists beyond the next welfare check...
These white liberals however should be nailed to the wall at every turn and corner for all the passively-hostile actions against their own people, there is no excuse for this level of maximum retardation.
>>58845916
Looks like he got some milk out of the whole ordeal. Worth?
>>58845916
THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE
>>58846094
>national association to advance fat acceptance
Fucking what
Why
I believe this was another HAES cunt
>>58846248
Her name sure is appropriate to her visage.
>>58846012
>myself becoming a receptacle
yeah, a cum receptacle :^)
![tj390fa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ULg714Z.jpg "tj390fa[1].jpg")
>>58849937
>22st
>st
>>58849914
>worried about sticker missing
>missing chevy emblem
>>58849454
shes alive
>>58849914
HAHAHAHA
FUCK IT TOOK ME A SECOND
>>58850052
22 stone you cunthead
>>58849914
facepalm
>>58849291
>king of /fit/
>dead at 22
>>58850052
Stone. It's some assbackwards unit of measurement Brits use because they they have fucked up (stoned) teeth.
Most of these are just cases of poetic justice. There is a God after all.
>>58849914
I dont get it. Is it about the vaccination sticker?
Also why the fuck do burgers put stickers in their cars?
>>58849937
>>58849937
>22st
>twenty-twost
>>58850439
TWENTY STONE
>>58845916
Blacks are savages
>>58850380
congenital heart disease and drugs, this combination can be as deadly as fat.
>>58850380
Because of shit he put in his body.
>>58850380
He did have a gorgeous body though, damn. Had it not been for his heart condition he probably still would be alive today. Makes me want to get on gear since a lot of roiders are aesthetic as fuck. Maybe then I'll be able to attract one of them. :^)
>>58850423
>bernie sanders
>I don't understand why people think it's okay to touch other people's property
>>58850742
that one isnt fat
its a disease, a congenital one i think
>>58850380
Therefore being morbidly obese is not dangerous?
>>58845916
That's sad.
>>58850871
Diabetes mellitus type 2
>>58849914
Man, that guy doesn't understand the concept of Bernies vision at all. That is socialism in action. What if the person who ripped the Bernie sticker off was a supporter of Bernie who didn't have money to buy a sticker of his own? And this privileged dillweed is complaining that his fucking sticker was taken by someone more deserving of it.
That guy needs to fuck off with your private property bullshit. His greedy capitalistic ways have no place on the right side of history.
>>58850742
What in god's name is this?
>>58850439
>22 stone
>he doesn't know imperial measurements
>>58845916
>he tweets about how they shouldn't have arrested Freddy Gray for having an illegal knife in the first place (read his tweets)
>gets stabbed to death by a nigger on the DC Metro on July 4th
>>58850742
>im just big boned
>>58849291
to be fair, she's no way fat enough to die at 35, it would have been something unrelated to her weight.
>>58851569
Is there any clear proof that it was a nog that punched her in the face?
Someone could easily see that and go full SJW like "man those whiteys sure did a number on her face, she needs to be enriched further"
>>58851342
That's my personal favorite example of cuck karma.
>>58849267
>when the red pill is given as a suppository
>>58849267
It's probably because he's just trying to stay alive and think straight. Though I do hope he learned his lesson.
>>58849937
kek
>>58845916
>terry pratchett
>http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Multiple_exclamation_marks
>'Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.'
dies of brain disease.
>>58851927
I'm sure he did some mental gymnastics and still loves the BBC
>>58851712
cÏ…ckist response in this thread
>>58852112
I'm not skeptical that it was a nig that did that shit
but I just want it to be as clear as possible that it was in case I share that for whatever reason. I like to hoard information
Enjoying stories like these is another example of why /pol/ embodies poor human behavior
>>58851342
>Killing someone doesn't make you a killer
...huh. Welp. Driving doesn't make you a driver either, I guess. Lets just throw shit out the window.
>>58852079
No mental gymnastics required. Some people don't take actions of a few individuals and judge an entire group based on those actions. I know it's difficult to imagine but try
>>58849914
>putting stickers in the range of the wiper
What a stupid fucker
>>58852746
Some people take actions of a more than a few individuals and and that's how stereotypes are created and endure. enrichment coming to you soon.
Trumps campaign is irony,
>needs 40% of the latino vote
>tell them all to fuck off
>>58853433
He probably will get a big chunk of it. Legal Hispanic, like myself, hate those fucking wetbacks. They give us all a bad name and ruin it for the rest of us.
>>58853563
Get out of my country race traitor
>>58853689
It's yours so long as you can defend the territory you claim to hold.
>>58853433
It's called "negging."
>>58853689
Fuck off, I'm here to stay. Race traitor? That means you're a spic too, right?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING WETBACK SYMPATHIZER!!!!!!!!
REEEE!!!!!
>>58850380
He didn't gain through natural means.
>>58853433
When did he tell them to fuck pff?
>>58853433
Doesn't matter, illegals can only vote in California.
Legal Hispanics like puerto Ricans and Cubans like him.
Florida is going to go red. As a rican spic, I dislike Mexicans and am voting trump.
>>58853689
Hispanic isn't a race. Mexican is a nationality, and you little Amerindian goblins give the rest of us a bad name.
>>58853433
shut up red sweden
trump is just tsundere, thats all
>>58852423
>laughing at people who stick their dicks in hornets nests to 'stick it to' the people who warned them is poor human behavior
Ayyy go fucking kill yourself
>>58853689
Fuck yourself cock sucker
>>58854165
Cubans are some hardcore wetbacks.
What'd you ride in on, a door?
>>58852746
what if i told you that statistics were made up of accumulated individual experiences?
>>58854586
>a raft made of dead Cubans
>>58854165
>illegals can vote in California
I hate this state so god damn much.
>>58854586
I'm puerto rican, not cuban.
Cubans are our bros, Dominicans too. The latter group mostly comes here illegally too, and I have the same contempt for those as I do for wetback Mexicans.
I'm hoping for a ticket that includes Cruz, guy has the same face as my uncle.
>>58846012
>take issue with my brothers behavior
>but wat senpai
>>58855233
>>58846012
She secretly enjoyed it. Getting railed on some filthy rooftop by a raging negroid has probably been a fantasy of hers for a long time. Fuck, she probably baited him up there in hopes that his atavistic nigger-brain would take over and he'd fuck her shit up.
>>58853689
Legal hispanic.
Race traitor. I bet you're a white male.
BUILD WALLL
>>58849914
Holy shit. Fucking saved and sharing this gold
>>58853433
Most latinos can't vote...cuz they are not registered, or non citizens Kek
>Hispanics want Trump as much as I do
>Hispanics hate wetbacks as much as I do
Thank you guys for making me happy tonight.
>>58852244
>i'm #teamblackguys
>watch who you hang around
you couldn't connect these dots even though they might as well be on graph paper, holy shit.
>>58856334
Technically women can contribute to patriarchy too so there's that.
>>58856466
I just said I'm not fucking skeptical that it was niggers, I'm saying there ARE people who are that dense and if I want to share that pic with them, THEY will be like "fucking whiteys!" no matter what I say or how fucking hard I try to drive home that it was a nigger that punched her in the fucking face unless there is literal undeniable proof that it was a nigger.
>>58851712
>omg guise stereotypes aren't real
>>58846012
>mfw receptacle for a black man's rage at the white world
YOU GOT RAILED BY A 3RD WORLD NEGROID ON A SHITSTAINED ROOFTOP
>>58856953
please see
>>58856713
god fucking dammit I know it was a nig that punched her in the fucking face
>>58846248
She likes to eat flemish cheese by the block.
Oh shit, I forgot about these Muslim ones. Anyone got any of those pictures of the people who are like "MUSLIMS AREN'T TERRORISTS" then going to serve ISIS?
Like that one schoolteacher, or the guy with the non-terrorist shirt
>>58857000
She probably has AIDS now too.
>>58857570
They do that shit on purpose, it's their way of "blending in" with the normies. They think they can fool us.
>>58849914
lmao
>>58853433
Legal latin immigrants hate illegal latin immigrants more than rednecks.
>>58857384
Story?
>>58857384
>>58846012
> I am grateful for the experience
I bet she is, the kaffir loving slut
>>58845916
It's always beautiful to see someone get redpilled.
>>58856953
>>58851569
>no proof
POL B T F O
B T F O
>>58846094
ayyyyy
>>58849914
>FSM
how fedorable
>>58853433
can say from experience that the few fucks who give your entire nationality a bad name can fuck off and die in a fire or something
All those "Estonian nationals" up to no good in Britain and Scandinavia deserve to be shot for all I care, I don't feel any sort of fraternity towards criminals and Russians.
>>58850380
Have you ever heard of drugs and how they are bad for your health?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UHtLTtFgiY
>>58857384
more like
>brazil
>not even once
>>58846012
>>58856334
Pussy crusher getting crush by a pussy.
>>58851308
Because why would you? What a joke.
>>58850802
The dude was still hitting the gym harder than you could ever consider normal.
Juicing doesn't grow muscles with zero effort.
>>58853433
The best part is that he's going to win.
>>58854165
Kek, go to a rally and see if anyone cares that you're not Mexican. You're still a spic to us. Thanks for your vote though
>>58849291
That adds up to 37
>>58849291
Yeah, she looks overweight, but not necessarily obese. There IS some evidence to suggest that being slightly overweight can have some health benefits, but the issue is all the people being like "BLUH NO BODY SHAMING" aren't generally overweight but Morbidly Obese, which is a bracket above Obese and WAY past overweight.
>>58850403
You are not allowed to talk about assbackwards units of measuement till you stop mesuring height in horsecocks and knotheads
>>58853433
>implying I ain't taking a plane to Florida and voting for El Trumpo
fuck illegals
>>58856713
She said watch who you hang around with after claiming to prefer hanging around with niggers. Now who do YOU think did it?!
>>58853433
Legal hispanic here, will be voting for trump. Fuck those illegal shitheads making my family and myself look bad. I got my papers the illegal fucks can kill themselves
>>58857570
>>58846248
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
>>58860684
>Juicing doesn't grow muscles with zero effort.
every time some roidhead says this shit i roll my eyes
literally rolled my eyes at your post desu senpai
news flash, auscûck: people on roids who are sedentary gain muscle at a rate that is like 200% that of someone who isn't on roids but who is working out
i had the misfortunte of traveling to australia on business once
your whole country is on gear lmao, it's ridiculous
in america we have the Superbowl
in australia you have Jersey Shore
tone it down, cunts
>>58851342
>Killing someone doesn't make you a killer.
That's it. I am revocing your right to live. Stop wasting my oxygen.
>>58862305
> photo needs context
>>58857291
Damn, just stuffed that bitch in the rocks.
>>58863187
Pretty apparent what the context is there, ahmed.
>>58857291
I'm honestly not sure if I should feel remorse or not. A horrible crime resulting in a wasted life, but is it ironic justice?
>>58862305
>>58860684
>Juicing doesn't grow muscles with zero effort.
Actually it does, juice + no training has a little more effect than no juice + hard training.
>The dude was still hitting the gym harder than you could ever consider normal.
He did train hard, but I don't think it was too abnormal for juiced gym-rat tier
>>58863443
>>58863491
>>58863529
>>58850742
top half looks like giant booties
>>58863187
>>58863187
It gets even better when you know the context.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/29/politics/german-isis-rapper-killed-denis-cuspert/
>muslim rapper living in Germany joins ISIS
>produces propaganda for them
>gets killed in airstrike
>>58857291
This is so progressive.
>>58851146
>this is what Americans actually think socialism is
If you're not the 1%, you're getting fucked by the system, which is all of you.
I can't even tell you how nice life is with no debt and no worries.
You don't know how much you need socialism but you do. Until then, gimme your tax dollars and I'm gonna do fun things with them.
>>58853433
he's polling higher with hispanic americans and african americans than all the rest of the republicans
that includes marco "daily reminder to stay hydrated" rubio and "guac boy" yeb
i'd say it's working
>>58850380
Didn't he die in a gay sauna?
>>58861602
Do you even know what obese means? You're probably a fat fuck aren't you.
that bitch is like 250+ which is HUEG for a womyn
>>58849267
>>58845916
INSTANT REDPILL
>>58864070
she's maybe 200, calm down
>>58846248
can they drop her on ISIS as a tactical nuke?
>>58849267
Yeah, he looks hammered.
>>58856334
HAHAHA
>>58863819
when socialists say they want to redistribute the wealth, they don't mena THEIR wealth
>>58864331
kek
>>58861869
kek, fucking based
>>58863490
>Actually it does, juice + no training has a little more effect than no juice + hard training.
it probably depends on how hard you train tho
>>58850403
hey fuck you asshole.
t.idaho
>>58857291
Now that bitch had it coming.
But... so did sweden.
>>58864242
She'd just bounce right back up
>>58855416
D U D E
>>58863529
absolutely disgusting
>>58845916
here's a recent story
>>58850075
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=112497151
>Burger
>>58845961
guess he got his privileged checked, well deserved
>>58852746
lol
get culturally enriched retard
>>58853433
the irony is astounding
"our country has been colonized, we need to do something about it, but we cant because the invaders can vote"
>>58867241
lel
>>58849914
I...don't get it.
>>58850439
STONES
>>58858094
>>58858146
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040212/Pictured-Brazilian-lover-chopped-British-girl-like-beef-grins-takes-police-mutilated-remains.html
>>58867420
>voting commies
>asking others to respect his property
Hillary trying to convince people she can handle our country........
she can't handle her husband or her mail server
>>58867700
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Thanks man, I finally got it.
>>58863529
Damn, Sweden is beyond help
>>58854927
Cubans hate puerto ricans
of course hispanics are like asians in that we hate all other Hispanics
but especially puerto ricans
pro tip: cars get parked in the driveway not on your lawn fucking cholo
>>58851146
Fuck off Estonia, you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
>>58867807
kek
>>58867807
you're welcome lad
![1-menleerigbyfront[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QHovPYv.jpg "1-menleerigbyfront[1].jpg")
>>58867939
Is london any better?
>>58867718
reminder that cuckoldry is the "intellectual's" (as in college libtards) fetish
>>58845916
AHAHAHAHAHA
some people take the red pill willingly. some have to get bludgeoned in the face first
>>58857291
not the same girl. look it up.
>keep it real yo
>>58854165
>as a spic
You are not welcome here faggot! Trump will finally rid us off all minorities! AMERICA IS FOR WHITE CHRISTIANS ONLY! WHITE CHRISTIAN ONLY! Back your bags Juan, because you NEED TO FUCKING GO! TRMUP 2016! MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN!
>>58860461
>Because why would you?
We use them everyday... "Stones" are just another level above pounds and ounces.
>>58868342
Why is this ironic
>>58850423
Bernie Sanders wants to take peoples hard earned money and give it to poorfag minorities and potheads
>>58850423
>my car breaks down
>dad gives me his old truck
>has "Right Wing Extremist" and "Save the Human Babies" bumper stickers
>everyone probably thinks I'm about to shoot up an abortion clinic
>>58868424
Because she admitted to sexually molesting her younger sister in a book she wrote and no one said shit.
>>58868424
She molested her own sister, and admitted to it in her book.
>>58868424
lena raped a child
>>58846248
Fat Asian, rare
>>58855938
Legal immigrants resent and despise illegal immigrants. What do you think the legals are trying to get away from?
>>58868487
Most of those "stiffed check" memes are complete fabrications, but I could believe this one was true.
>>58868487
I guess they presumed correctly.
>>58851915
kek, thats fucking great.
ayyyyyy
>>58845916
He looks exactly like bad decision dad.
>>58849291
Blood clot can be caused by a variety of sources man. My mom (normal weight) almost died of one last year. Her risk of clotting issues is made worse due to a defective protein inhibitor. Thank god she survived, but Christmas in the hospital last year fucking blew
>>58853689
Stop disgracing me, faggot
>>58857291
>>58857384
Women are inherently self-destructive.
>>58866694
I now want to show this to any promiscuous faggot who wants to do this.
>>58868433
>save the babies
>by shooting them
Only a liberal would expect you to do that. Because they are quite possibly dumber than ants.
>>58868770
What....what..WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>58857291
>2015
>not being raped, murdered, and defiled in the woods
come on guys, don't you know what year it is?
>>58868487
This is the logic liberals have with muslims.
>>58846248
This is a leftist Health Minister of to province of Alberta haha
>>58868876
The snake eating it's own tail.
>>58845916
Too bad they didnt kill the faggot
1 less cuckold.
>>58850380
next time a guy makes fun of you for being natty and developing enough discipline to workout for the few years you need to get a really good body remember that their idol was a fuccboi faggot that took drugs as shortcut, did nothing with his new found status but boast and go to raves, claimed that he did this all through his own will, then died of a heart attack from a condition likely severely worsened by the steroids, his frequent usage of saunas, and his total lack of cardio exercise
but hey he fucked some moderately cute emo girls at raves and got to enjoy not being a sperg for maybe two years
>>58854856
>believeing that illegals can vote in California
I hate you so god damn much
>>58857291
That blonde girl in the video isn't Elin Krantz.
He only got 16 years for that murder
>>58852746
>Some people don't take actions of a few individuals and judge an entire group based on those actions.
>all whites shoot up schools and theaters
>all whites can't dance
>all whites talk funny
>all whites have no butts
But don't you dare say Muslims are terrorists just because there are daily attacks from Muslims
>>58868835
I live in texas so nobody has ever said anything but I always feel uncomfortable when I see a rare liberal with the coexist bumper sticker and a bunch of atheist and Obama/Bernie/Hillary bumper stickers get behind me
>>58846094
Haha fat twats
>>58869158
Smoke weed erryday
>>58868302
nice one bernie shill
>>58868663
Even tumblr is laughing?
>>58863491
Quick translation of the message on the right:
#ParisAttacks
Wa are thé soldiers from the french califate et we will #burnparis
>>58869121
I saw news articles where California is trying to get illegals the right to vote and trying to provide them with free marijuana, and trying to get people to let transgender men use women bathrooms, and trying to convince kindergarten schools to teach girls about consent and rape
California is a modern Sodom and Gommhora
>>58869158
He made some really good points here and his arguments are 100% solid
You can't see this type of thinking on /pol/ though
>>58869312
he's jewish, what the fuck do you want Greece?
>>58857570
>>58862305
>>58863586
I just saw one the other week about some anti-ISIS Muslim from the UK was arrested in Turkey trying to join IS
Trying to find it
>>58868454
And she's a Jew so she's never going to get flamed for it like Roman Polanski.
Muh equality
>>58845916
Google "Amy Biehl"
Basically a human rights activist in south africa (white chick) got raped and murdered by black men.
At the funeral her father forgave the murderer, shook his hand and now the mother is working with the murderer for human rights, supposedly.
He dindu nuffin!!!!!
>>58869096
why is this ironic?
>>58849267
> 'but why would they do this, I was on their side'
Kek
>>58869059
Piers Morgan said this...?
>>58868114
Jesus, don't remind me
>>58869443
Mother hugging her daughters murderer.
>>58868302
its like you're not even trying
>>58869443
it literally says in that screenshot that the mother has never told him "I forgive you"
do you ever get tired of all this shilling and disinfo Hans?
>>58866694
where did migrants get a snake? do they normally carry snakes around with them?
>>58851342
OH HEY POL.
FUN FACT.
We locked that fucker up for assault with intent to rob and assaulting a police officer because he's a crazy K2 smoking jackass who was choking out some kid on his way out of a movie theater and going through his pockets. He kicked my buddy in the chest when he tried to pull him off so he got a good whack with the baton.
US Attorney's office dropped the assault on police charge because they consider it our job to get hurt. They changed the robbery felony to a simple assault because it looks better for crime statistics for the city and because they have to do less work.
Then DC superior court decided not to hold him despite him being a violent offender with a previous violent offenses on his record, mentally ill, drug abuser, and has no regard for authority.
So he got let out of DC jail the next day and came to the second district station and collected his property, which included his fucking knife.
Which was then used to stab Kevin to death with. I don't know if you're aware, but he stabbed that kid about 20 times while inside a packed metro car.
But you won't fucking hear about any of that because muh DC politicians and muh US Attorney's Office.
Poor Kevin had terrible liberal opinions but no one deserves to die like that.
Oh and no one could prevent it because DC still refuses to honor its gun law change and like 12 fucking people have conceal carry permits. And everybody in law enforcement in DC knows better than to ride the fucking deathtrap that's the DC metro.
Being the police in DC is Sisyphean as fuck.
>>58869443
Parents at the funeral.
>>58868526
That's not an asian, she's so fat her eyes have become slits due to all the fat on her face.
>>58869540
>"I read something in german!"
>misunderstands correlation and causation
Stay fucking mad, Australicucks. Point stands. It's ironic and sick.
>>58866694
>i am very afraid of snakes, how could i put it there
Well damn, that's a foolproof alibi
>>58869408
Oh shit, it's even better, from last month
>MSNBC's 'No-Fly List Is Islamophobia' Poster Boy Arrested in Turkey as Part of ISIS Cell
https://archive.is/JoHUZ
Other sites are claiming it's fake, but no proof
>>58869596
>programmes
>>58869158
>we need to give our land to the refugees BACK to the refugees
>implying it was ever theirs to begin with
Is he even from Europe?
>>58862305
God damn it, every time I see this picture I want to punch him right in his smug face.
>>58869637
>misunderstands correlation and causation
Hans pls, if you don't understand English don't post on an English imageboard. Krautchan exist for a reason.
>>58862555
>>58869540
>>58869443
>>58869596
>he even raped a disabled woman a couple of years after they forgave him
But he DINDU NUFFIN!!!!
>>58855938
We came here to get away from the uncivilized scum south of Texas. We want them out too. They are welcome here, but if the way they get is breaking the law then what the fuck are we gonna do? Let's build the wall together, John.
>>58863529
>>58867939
>>58866586
Look how much he's aged in 2 years. He clearly has one of those defects that makes you age rapidly.
>>58869403
Shitposting: Vodkanigger edition.
>>58869762
Oh, baba, bubu. Are these words too hard for you to comprehend?
Fret not, Australicuck. You can always come back to be lesson'd some more.
You have been grabbed by the ear, pulled infront of everyone, dismantled into fucking pieces, ridiculed, humiliated and spit out like nothing. It was easy.
Next time try at least to be a challenge, huh?
>>58868924
oh god
>>58869121
They can you fucking retard.
>>58869829
Reread the caption. Saad Alsaud is clearly a different person from Ahmad Farid. Swedish media say so.
>>58845916
Now that's what I call going out to hammered!
>>58868526
She's not asian,she is so fat that her eyes started to close
>>58862305
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Cuspert
Piece of shit
At least he's dead now
>>58869359
Well, he was a man.
