What does /pol/ think... Will this finally STUMP TRUMP?
https://youtu.be/R1hZNkuP6Pc
>>58595880
When is Jeb going to give up? He doesn't just have to dethrone Trump. He has to go through Carson, Cruz, AND Rubio to get to the top.
>>58596080
My god.
Bump. I need /pol/s opinion... Is Trump stumped?
>>58597128
Don't be ridiculous. You cannot stump the Trump.
>>58597128
Has he ever been?
>>58595880
>jeb's still spending money
fucking autist thinks he stands a chance
What is wrong with chaos?
i fucking love chaos.
Chaos isn't good or evil, it's just chaos.
I highly prefer chaos over the intoxicating "order" we have now.
Can anyone confirm this, "I watched the shows." shit? If this is for real we are really in goddamn danger. If he's watching Jag, Hogan's Heroes, and fucking M.A.S.H we are all fucked.
>>58597128
>evidence and reasoning
>stopping the meme candidate
Nope.
>brought up by Jeb
Double nope.
Stump? He gave Trump's campaign a new buzzphrase
>>58595880
>that rap music tone in the background
Yeb officially pushing for urban nigger vote.
jeb making attack ads on trumps media persona.
jeb acting like bushes shit dont stink.
"The simple fact is,I am a cuck."-Jeb!
>>58595880
Is Jeb advised by a bunch of idiots? The fact that Trump is different from what is seen as the typical unexciting "establishment" candidate is a large part of his success. This ad might as well be an endorsement for Trump.
Background music sounds like fucking reggaeton or something kek.
>>58596080
I think he just wants to stump Trump at this point.
>>58595880
>CHAOS PRESIDENT
>CHAOS PRESIDENT
>CHAOS PRESIDENT
>CHAOS PRESIDENT
>CHAOS PRESIDENT
KEK. That sounds like a Magic the Gathering card.
So what you guys are saying is that CHAOS CANDIDATE is actually BASED as fuck and total MEME ready?
If so where's the dank CHAOS TRUMP memes?
>jeb2016/donate
He's the Tzeentch candidate and this is all according to plan.
I'm just going to say it. Only Trump can trump Trump, and once he does, Bush will be the only viable conservative candidate. Especially after Trump backs him.
>Bush 3 for WW3, 2016, homos. Gas the Jews.
>>58597636
Thinly veiled photoshop request
>>58595880
Yep, get enough go watch that and he is fucked. I like Trump despite him being homosexual or liberal because he is a nationalist but last week he fucked up and he did bad during this debate, real bad he even took back his attack against Cruz showing that Cruz stumped him on Twitter with a fucking maniac song linked to the jewtube. He fucked up and everyone knows it with exception of shills here of course.
>>58595880
>not voting for the Chaos candidate
It's literally 2015.
>>58595880
jeb is done desu baka senpai
>>58595880
>You're a tough guy Jeb
>>58595880
No. Trump can never be stumped. Never. He is our God-Emperor!
>>58597128
Are you serious? What part of unstumpable isnt clear?
>>58595880
STUMPED!!!!!
![hAT6Fg9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZNSNMWX.jpg "hAT6Fg9[1].jpg")
>2015
>NOT GOING CHAOS
He's on damage control / suicide watch after this video:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ
>>58597721
Hmmm, I don't think the debate went badly for Trump at all. In fact most people in the media think he either won, or placed very high.
My fear is that by labeling Trump CHAOS Jeb may ruin Trump's chances in the general.
Can CHAOS CANDIDATE really beat Hillary?
Being Jeb is suffering.
>>58596080
holy shit that was awesome
>no comments
I would post something witty, but I'm afraid Jeb would send a hitman after me
>>58597930
No one takes Jeb seriously at this point so it won't stick
>>58597930
I dont think thats a fear at all. Yeb is done. No voter respects him enough to vote for him. Hes more of a pain in the ass at this point as is Kasich and Rand.
>>58597920
Lolololol. That was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbi7jNI1yOQ
Poor Yeb
http://www.offtopicpolitics.com/surprising-results-from-last-weeks-ot-poll/
>>58597920
>the air horn
lel
he did get stumped though. what jeb said were facts. lets let our emotions flow, though.
>>58598380
Jeb shouldn't you be worrying about your poll numbers
>>58597710
>>58595880
Is it normal for americans to try and mock other candidates at every chance they get?
>>58598380
>he did get stumped though
>this delusion
i watched the whole things, no stumping were made
>>58597920
Not to mention Volume 9 of You Can't Stump the Trump just dropped less than an hour ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EajmIe1p35o
Jeb is having a hard time.
>>58598432
emotions emotions emotions
>>58598539
emotions emotions emotions.
jeb pointed out facts about trump and showed footage to prove it. you can either
A. Show evidence that shows that he is wrong
B. Get emotional like a little bitch and spout out dogshit out the side of your neck.
>>58597920
someone call 911! I'm dying over here
>>58598536
It its now. Frankly it's what they deserve.
>>58598562
There's a vol 9?? Watching right now, watched all 1-8 the other day when I found em, absolutely hilarious. Comedy gold
Negative.
Trump is a PUA. He's playing "game" on America. She is head over heels for him at this point. He can probably do anything and she won't care. Nothing sticks because he is aloof.
Last night's debate he was even being nice, developing rapport.
Trump is unstumpable...This video shows it...
/pol/ the rock opera.
I just won thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eI8i6AssY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eI8i6AssY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7eI8i6AssY
>>58598636
>showed footage to prove it
Edited footage. It's what they all do.
>>58595880
I live in Massachusetts and just having the tv on While cooking in the kitchen I heard three different jeb bush cmmericals they just suck give up already.
>>58597479
Need to shop this image.
Bush's head on No Face, becomes No Chance. Anime girl is browned to become Juanita Bush.
>>58598636
>A. Show evidence that shows that he is wrong
The footage where Trump said about Iran being best negotiated with Hildog happened before the Benghazi attack and there was no context for the other footage since it is heavily edited
>>58595880
>>58598746
They all play a role to get into office. How do you like sweet, grandmotherly Clinton?
>>58596080
Never. The kike brothers don't take no for an answer. They bought their candidate, and they want a return on their investment.
Fall in line, peasant.
>>58598539
I watched the whole thing and he got stumped by Jeb twice Rand Paul twice and three time by Cruz and he doesn't even get it because he is a fucking retarded clown lol you shills have the brains for goldfish
>>58598894
>before benghazi
That's literally what matters. Any retard can tell you she is bad after Benghazi.
>no context, heavily edited
I actually watched it live when he said he got military advice from shows. Lel.
>>58598796
"Edited footage" meaning that the clip was cut out of a longer video? No shit, Jeb can't afford to have an ad that's 3 hours long.
>>58595880
>What does /pol/ think... Will this finally STUMP TRUMP?
HAHA, a guy whose grandfather was financing Hitler is calling someone else an element of Chaos? fucking hilarious
>>58599057
You're just upset your Muslim brothers can't get into the US as easily to blow up infidels.
>>58599057
>three times by Cruz
He got his ass licked by Cruz tbqh.
>>58598473
>>58599074
>That's literally what matters. Any retard can tell you she is bad after Benghazi.
So then that makes Jeb's point irrelevant retard
>I actually watched it live when he said he got military advice from shows. Lel.
As a person with an internet connection and a computer, I can claim to see what I want to see
>>58599057
>getting stumped by randlet
lol, rand got BTFO right after he went after Trump
can you not understand english sven?
>>58599138
Yes and the context is cut out also.
>>58599309
Actually I think Rand saved Trump but made himself look like a fool by applying the U.S. constitution to non-american citizens
Calling Trump the chaos candidate just makes me want to vote for him even more. Chaos candidate is a great name for a song.
Law - authoritarian and undying loyalty
Chaos - survival of the fittest
>>58599319
Lets get some proof or are you an all talk no action /pol/itician?
>>58599438
if Rand had been able to keep his mouth shut he wouldn't have gotten stumped
as soon as he let Trump clarify his internet position and BTFO the randlet cheering section the manlet was dead
>>58595880
guac bowl
>>58599535
>giving a shit about jeb shills
hate to tell you, no one cares at all
>>58595880
>low energy beaner music from the 70s in the background
>constant jump cuts to make it sound like Yeb doesn't stutter
>allegations inconsistent with the evidence provide within the ad
BASED CHAOS CANDIDATE WILL RULE THE WORLD
>>58599535
Proof that team bush edited out a couple of minutes to make Trump look bad? It's obviously edited. The burden of proof is on you to show that the edited portions had no relevance.
>>58599438
Thank you anon! I couldn't believe he was making the liberal argument that all human beings on the planet have inalienable rights and are protected by the U.S. Constitution!
Sickening.
>>58595880
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
>>58597920
>>58599623
Sorry bud but I stand with Rand. I bet if Trump takes a shit down your neck you will support him even more. The true shill.
>>58598754
plz no, I can only get so erect.
plz, call doctor
>>58599798
You realize that those same countries violate human rights every day and the United states rules do not control the entire world
>>58599798
>all human beings on the planet have inalienable rights and are protected by the U.S. Constitution!
>all people are protected by the US constitution
Why aren't canadians exercising their 2nd amendment rights yet, its 2015 I MEAN COME ON
>>58595880
>implying our dear Emperor Trump is aligned with Chaos
Pure heresy.
>>58599798
It's retarded. Globalism is a sickness and in practice, treason. Better just let in the immigrant hoards anon, wouldn't want to be oppressive.
Join the winning team.
Instant +10 to testosterone and prosperity.
>>58599262
its gonna be Trump / Cruz 2016
>>58600087
Have fun getting fucked up the ass by Trump and having him take a massive shit down your neck after.
>>58599939
Lol this cuckservative wants a foreigner to rape his wife and take his job. Libertarians have shit for brains.
>>58597304
>Hogan's Heroes and MASH not better sources of current foreign policy information than any cable news source available now
>>58600136
stop projecting your fantasies onto other people, jeb!
>>58599939
>Sorry bud but I stand with Rand
>supporting a flip flopping israel shill manlet
wew lad
http://foreignpolicy.com/2013/04/23/ron-paul-fans-furious-over-rand-pauls-drone-flip-flop/
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/rand-paul-flip-flops-to-defend-obamas-drone-strikes-there-is-a-valuable-use-for-drones/
http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/meet-the-press-24-7/rand-paul-has-his-own-history-flip-flops-n337326
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/12/opinion/cardona-rand-paul/
http://www.nationaljournal.com/s/72736/inside-rand-pauls-jewish-charm-offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bOeYFUphWo
>l-lets cut aid to israel
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/aug/07/rand-paul/did-rand-paul-propose-cutting-aid-israel/
>j-just kidding guys, i never said that! the bill was a j-joke
http://news.yahoo.com/rand-paul-says-he-never-proposed-ending-aid-to-israel--even-though-he-did-193355206.html
>>58599955
>>58599959
>Rand supporters actually believe this
>>58599959
>Why aren't canadians exercising their 2nd amendment rights
Cowardice strengthened through fear.
Guns are fucking dangerous! YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS, THEY ARE FUCKING DANGER AND SATAN AND SANDY BRITCHES, FFS!
But, meanwhile, in murrica, we should ban guns to defend ourselves against violent Muslims because fear is obvs corrosive.
But, then, wait! We must have more Muslims so we don't project fear!
>>58597304
If he's watching Game of Thrones or Man in the High Castle I think we're fine.
Best part of this election cycle: the day after the election when republicucks realize they are going to spend the next 4 years nestled in the bossom of Hillary's security.
Suckling the sweet teat of liberty may taste a little bitter at first, but in time, it will become like mothers milk to you.
You've already spent the last 8 years riding Obama's big black Muslim cock so I think you'll be able to handle it.
>>58598473
Saved.
If you're old enough to vote, which I am now doubting, do not throw it away because of some short sightedness.
You can "Stand with Rand", but he will lose.
You can't possibly believe he will win.
>>58595880
Jeb! sounds like a retarded on cocaine
>>58597920
Lmao this was almost exactly like an Eric Andre Show sketch hahahaha
>>58600352
>Hillary's security.
Benghazi Style.
Feels bad, man
>>58597920
>the air horns
fuck i am dying
>>58597304
The person asking the questions somehow expects Trump, a businessman, to have access to five star generals. Trump gets his information the same places /pol/ does - websites and television shows, and the people who write and appear on them.
When Trump takes the White House he will have full access. It's about management.
>>58600345
oy vey goiym, too complicated for me
I better just vote for hillary to be safe
>>58595880
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
>>58595880
>>58595880
>the Chaos candidate
>>58600810
i miss those threads
what a time to be alive and working for the good of the emperor
>>58595880
Tump is self funding. Jeb is getting major money from big money.
Trump is only getting money from his website by selling American made goods.
Jeb is compromised.
>>58598562
damn this is good
>>58600692
Go to bed, schlomo, clearly you've had too much manischewitz.
>>58595880
Trump and Stumped exist in different realities
You cannot have both Trump and Stumped
Therefore, it is impossible for Trump to be Stumped
>>58598372
What the fuck is wrong with him?
He looks so stupid all the time.
George W must be ashamed of his own brother
>>58600995
>>58599057
Go back to Jihadastand Mohammud
>>58598372
Is that his troll wife massaging his titty? Is he cumming?
>>58597285
Chaos leads the way to power and balance.
kanker
>>58598562
Fresh as balls m8
>>58601131
i think its just some random spic
probably the mother of "el autismo" on the right side of the pic
>*5*
erry time
>>58597285
It upsets cücks like Yeb. They prefer the status quo which is why they hate Trump so much.
Someone explain the guacamole bowl Yeb meme to me pls.
>>58602379
You can support Yeb and his spic wife by spending $75 on a guac bowl. They eat guacamole too! Just like regular people!
>>58602573
holy fuckin christ
>>58602756
>>58602929
trump has one too m
>>58602929
>>58602953
holy fuck thanks anon
>>58602929
>>58602953
>>58602953
My sides may never return to orbit
>>58595880
Why is Jeb not going after Rubio instead? Jeb is confirmed potato.
>>58602573
>>58602929
What the fuck is a Guaca bowle?
>>58602929
Something about the Jeb logo absolutely creeps me the fuck out in Lovecraftian ways I cannot explain. I'm not sure what it's so evocative of. It's because it's trying to be so friendly and 'middle america' looking but you just know there is this financial leviathan monster behind it that makes it seem so sinister.
>>58595880
Say it with me, PRESIDENT JEB
>>58602756
>>58602929
>>58602953
enjoy
>>58603139
Because Rubio owned him last time and Trump, Cruz & Rand are already attacking Rubio
>>58596080
Awesome
>>58603149
A bowl, traditionally made of dark stone, used to hold guacamole.
>$75
>Jeb's secret recipe for mashed avocado not even included
>>58598174
Im going to see how long until mine is deleted anon
>>58595880
Jeb is wasting time and money. All he's done is go after Trump, instead of trying to differentiate himself.
That's why his numbers have dropped. Cruz has spent time talking about himself, where as Rand and Jeb just go after Trump. It looks bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGVm9kWPQs
Jeb's secret guacamole recipe is a secret because the main ingredient in it is Jeb's cum.
>>58603407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M
>>58603149
Its like guacamole, but for cucks.
>>58595880
Anyone got the meme where trump sprays shaving cream on Jeb's head?
>>58595880
>not choosing the best endings in any SMT game
Fucking Lawfags
>>58597920
Holy shit this is funny
>>58603220
The thing is though
Trump/Cruz/Carson are the anti establishment candidates
Rubio/Christie/Bush are the establishment candidates.
Bush needs to become to leader of the establishment again, if he is to have a chance.
>>58595880
>"donate"?
and what the FUCK
>>58595880
>mfw all this only helps Trump at this stage and the establishment knows it
>>58598562
>people at IRL political rallies chanting /pol/ memes
This is what the Illuminati must have felt like back in the day.
>>58595880
>>58597285
"Chaos is a ladder"
>>58604382
"Chaos is like a ladder: your mom gets fucked by Mexican roofers on it."
>>58595880
>Trump complimenting Hillary
Listen, 6 months ago I wasn't a politician, I was a businessman, my job was to get along with everybody.
Okay? I've been doing this for 6 months, and I really don't like the way things have been going. I'm the one who got Obama to put out his birth certificate, remember? Listen, I built up a great company, and I made a lot of money, billions of dollars and I wanna do that with America.
We're going to make America Great Again,
![1438936781022[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I4TaTAH.jpg "1438936781022[1].jpg")
>>58595880
The Destroyer of Chaos... the Bringer of Light.
I haven't saved a single bush memepic.
>>58597304
The shows, as in news shows.
>>58596080
How fucking suicidal do you think Yeb is at this point.
This is just fucking sad
>>58597920
I'm crying.
>>58598473
Now do one for the Chaos Lord's Warp House.
>>58602573
>a guac bowl
o woaw, I always thought that was the head-thingy of an electric chair...
The mind is a strange thing indeed.
>>58605386
>I always thought that was the head-thingy of an electric chair.
It might as well be
>>58597920
>>58597128
What part of "Can't Stump the Trump" don't you understand?
>>58605386
>>58605469
>>58596080
>the 9 year old son taller than rand paul
You're killin me /pol/!!!!
Jeb is so cucked he is making Trump memes now
>>58604684
This image I guess is proof that money can't buy you the nomination.
>>58605877
Proof.
fuck that bean fucker
>>58605973
>6'
>5'11"
>>58605973
It must be hell going through middle school with a mom that bangable.
Trump with VP Trey Gowdy.
The fucking banter would rip apart the very fabric of reality.
>>58606213
No monica lewinsky would be the best VP
>>58595880
>implying i don't want chaos
>>58606134
>implying all other 1% moms arent just as bangin
>Chaos
So which dark god do you think Trump worships?
>>58606376
Not if the mom inherited her money.
>>58595880
SANIC COMETH
>>58606454
Tzeentch probably. Every time his opponents thought they had him cornered he pulled a JUST AS PLANNED and made them look dumb.
>>58595880
I feel sorry for Jeb. He's just grasping at straws with this pathetic negative campaigning. What it says to me is "Hi, I'm Jeb Bushes sour grapes."
Jeb can't beat Hillary. It doesn't matter how good or serious he is. He can't win the election.
Trump can.
>>58595880
if yeb keeps spending his donors money like this his campaign is going to have the same ending as the evil voodoo guy in princess and the frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sotIsQ4-Gg
>>58597304
says a lot of what the media thinks of itself
>>58597920
>>58606710
I that would be funnier if applied to Hillary since Bush is a harmless little boy
hillary has higher test than yeb
yeb is extremely low test
>>58606806
This is what you want senpai
>>58606839
Well Hillary was a corrupt lawyer but now she suffered brain damage so maybe she is running because she is being paid to ensure America will be great again
>>58606134
i bet he gets awkward af when onee-san walks in the room
>>58595880
>TRUMP IS THE CHAOS CANDIDAT
I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>58597894
>ONE MORE GOD REJECTED!
>I'm heaven, above outside you!
>ONE MORE GOD REJECTED!
>I have your back to the wall!
>ONE MORE GOD REJECTED!
>Survived the fall from grace!
>Thou won't oppose the wrath of God!
Considering chaos is the opposite of law, and law is what Trump stands behind.
>make laws that above all benefit the US (thank you based fascism)
>legally deport people who don't belong in the US
I would say it's a cool moniker and unfortunately the best Jub-Jub's team could concoct. I am disappoint.
>>58599057
Shouldn't you be licking the cum from your mom's cunt after she got bred by the bull Sven?
eh jeb isnt cut out for the white house. hes is probably to busy buying little beaner boys from human traffickers and dressing them up as girls before he molest them
>>58598754
>stencil map of europe included turkey
biggest faggotry remove now
Edited this one with more...uh, "commercial-friendly" language.
>>58608529
I'd take out the "cucked" as well
normies probably won't know what that means
>>58595880
>no comments to display
I find that hard to believe
How do you guys truly feel about jeb
jebs logo reminds me of the cricket logo.
you know the phone for old hags who don't know how to even smart a phone
>>58595880
FAKER? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my
>>58595880
A VOTE FOR TRUMP IS A VOTE FOR KHORNE
ELECT CHAOS
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>58610813
thank you for making the /chaospresident/ shop.
>>58598754
Greatest video ever
>>58595880
Here's a little OC for you guys.
that backfired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axlsvHUMNN8
>>58595880
No matter what this guy says, he looks like such giant pussy that it carries almost no weight.
>>58595880
>Chaos Candidate
>THE ACTUAL FUCKING GOD EMPEROR
...but that's heresy you guacamole bowl selling faggot.
>my shitpost youtube has more subscribers
JEB! DOES IT AGAIN
>>58598754
that... was fucking awesome.
>>58613821
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>58597285
Trump confirmed to be chaotic good alignment
>>58613947
It looks like you're doing better then Yeb! is
>>58596080
That webm
>kek
Attention Trump shills....
Trump will not be able to insult his way into office. This isn't the year 1176, and he surely isn't from a royal family. Grow up.
Just like that obese fuck Trump, you resort to child like insults every time.
I'm a Jeb supporter and I will concur with the Rand fans.... You are fucking idiots. We all know a Clinton shill when we see it. Enjoy putting her in office, dipshits...
>>58596080
>>58597479
Please, explain this meme to me.
>>58614515
>You are fucking idiots
This is fair since it's pretty much what all of us believe about you faggots as well.
>>58595880
>Will this finally STUMP TRUMP?
I honestly hate Trump but no, he's going to win the Republican nomination unless something crazy happens.
Okay guys, in all seriousness, why did he say Hillary would be a good negotiator for Iran? Or was that taken out of context?
Him saying "let Syria and ISIS fight" was before the paris and california attacks so that's understandable"
He's not going to get classified military intel straight from a general, where else is he going to get it? He's not currently holding office with access to such things without doing so illegally.
>>58597285
>>58601177
>>58601477
>>58604382
>>58614092
you kids better get to bed early so you don't wake up late and miss your shortbuses
If Jeb starts a twitch channel I will vote for him, but only if he streams at least once a week
>>58598562
I wish it was always as easy as you, Jeb.
>>58607006
Hillary is a Trump plant?
>>58595880
>TRUMP IS THE CHAOS CANDIDATE
Good, because FUCK THE STATUS QUO
>>58615460
>Okay guys, in all seriousness, why did he say Hillary would be a good negotiator for Iran? Or was that taken out of context?
Watch it was during the demoshit primary where the choices he had were Hillary, Obama, Biden, and whoever the fuck else was running as a dem.
can't stump the trump
>>58597285
>chaos emperor
Memed into existence via Jeb's mouth
>>58604684
>$103M outside money
>3% in polls
lmaoing at your life
>>58597285
>"chaos over the intoxicating "order" we have now."
>order
>we have now
>modern society
>order
Literally what is this?
>>58618871
>Literally what is this?
17th Amendment
Atlantic Charter
Westphalian sovereignty
ETC
