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Why can't we shitpost happy and in peace?

Why does someone has to tell us the ugly side of things?
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>>58594703
Is it real?
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>>58594768

Yeah the thread was just "pruned or deleted" minutes ago
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>>58594768
Are you retarded?
Yes, ofcourse it's real.
I'm one of the illuminati agents tasked with monitoring this site.
This post is my proof
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>>58594703

The fuck would I post here if nobody was reading it who mattered?
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>>58595033
This
/Thread
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my screener is better, got the "pruned and deleted " in there
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>>58594888
Fuck you ausfag
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>>58594867
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"Detect emotions through your mouse"
>>/x/
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>>58594703
> and detect your emotions based on your mouse movements.

My fav part
10/10
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>>58595172
Google uses it every day, senpai.

http://www.wired.com/2014/12/google-one-click-recaptcha/
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>>58594888
Nice trips fellow illuminator.
We will harness the meme magic and destroy the serfs soon enough.
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>>58595259

That I can see happening in all honesty, these people are always testing new ways of collecting data.

They're not dumb at all, I'm sure they'll know how to use that or how to not use it.
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>>58594703
>we can mintor your keystrokes, webcams and detect mouse movements
And you believe this shit? Get that computer science degree nigga. It's not impossible to do through a website, but it's certainly impossible to do without any trace of it happening. It would be easily detectable
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>>58595361

And it isnt?
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This thread is already sliding
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>JIDF
I really miss back when this was an ironic boogeyman and not something idiots now think is a real threat. I guess the "any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots..." thing strikes again.

I mean, I know the OP in that original thread was just shitposting, but the fact that people can't see that really attests to how much quality this board has lost over the years.
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>>58594703
this is too much but we know that there are shills here
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Bump because moot sold us out to the fbi n shit.
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>>58595441
If it would happen you better believe /g/ would have collectively flipped their shit already and left. And the people making 4chan scripts like 4chan X or appchan, do you think they wouldn't have noticed while working with the site code? Programming isn't some voodoo magic where the NSA can oogabooga better than anyone and hide in the mists
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>>58595355
I'm 100% sure that JIDF is real and /pol/ is being datamined, but this is some new level shit.
Seems bit far-fetched.
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>>58594703
See:

>>64280503
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>>58595536
The JIDF is real, they even have their own website and some anons have admitted to being paid for posting here
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>>58594703
So how do we get a job with them posting on /pol/?
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>>58595536
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dr /pol/val, im cia.
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Guys screencap this post

Kylo kills Han
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>>58595113
8 minutes and removed

meanwhile "how can x compete" threads
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>>58594703
if it was real he would have posted 2 days ago with his mod flag
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>>58595536
>t. JIDF
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>>58595951

Dude what?

vid me /wMPh
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>>58595536
lol these tinfoilfags actually believe snowden is a real person!

JTRIG, five eyes, PRISM? give me a break conspira TARDS!
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>>58594703
so the CIA has been watching me jerk off
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>>58595710
you don't even go on /g/
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>>58596102
SLEEP TIGHT TRUMP
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>>58594768
Yep, I saw it 30 mins ago, the thread was deleted in 10 minutes after creation.
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>>58594703
I agree about the profiling with those shit threads, but monitoring keystrokes and viewing from your webcam? lel. Unless they found a vulnerability within your browser (like most TOR websites do when you don't disable javascript) then that's impossible.
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>>58596173
I wouldn't say it's my main board, but sometimes. Programming is more of a profession than a hobby to me, I don't like to do it and discuss it in my spare time.
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>>58594703
Please not that the post in your image was made by a canadian and is therefore 100000% shitpost and fail.
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>>58594703
>we can monitor your keystrokes, webcams and detect your emotions based on your mouse movements
is total bullshit, but otherwise it's possible.

>>58595308
>not using legacy captcha
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>>58595259

How do they detect my emotions when using my phone??
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>>58596479
JS can keylog just fine
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>>58595355

>They're not dumb at all

They must be slightly dumb. Or at least their bosses are. That series of data mining threads from a week ago was too obvous.

>>58595536

>not something idiots now think is a real threat.

But it is real. It is just not in any way special. Every country which has the dime to commit internetwarfare will. Its like cocain really...
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>>58594703
lol oldfag here.


JIDF is a boogeyman. It's a fucking myth it's not real. It's literally Poe's Law in action. The dude who owns it is literally some random rich kid shitposter.

/pol/ you get dumber every fucking day. Don't get me wrong, I love the JIDF meme but goddamn you're dumb if you think it's real.

inb4 I'm JIDF, why would I be, they appear to operate in the open if what is being said is true.
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>>58594703
even if they did have all my log, so what ? What are they going to do with it ? Call me a racist ? Geez I'm truly petrified.

And the webcam / keystroke / mouseclick / flag basically sells it as retarded shitposting
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Can confirm every time I post tips for success and navigating society it gets deleted within a couple minutes
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>>58596543
Sure it can, but does it really? You can see all js loaded here.
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>>58596543
Show me the code running on 4chan that logs your keystrokes.
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>>58596564
>he thinks that the JIDF doesn't exist
I almost feel sorry for you.
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>>58596648
It actually does.
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>>58596171
Sometimes I say "fuck yeah check me out cunts"
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>>58596557

It doesnt matter how obvious it is, really.

It doesnt work that way. They dont have to hide, because on the internet and on media rigged society there is no memory whatsoever.

That's also why fake terrorist attacks dont need to be well acted or credible, all that matters is that it happens so the pretext can be set, same here, all that matters is that some jerk catches the bait.
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>>58596564
Notice how everytime someone brings up the JIDF, people come out of the woodwork and call it a boogeyman? And they always seem to spout the same "I've been here a long time, JIDF was just a meme" bullshit. You people need to switch your tactics, because you're not fooling anyone.
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>>58595822
But they can't do anything substantial to affect /pol/ so why care about them
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Look at the flag. When you see that flag, treat it as if it were an Australian flag.
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Fine not being anonymous. I've posted my personal identity on here multiple times. I have nothing to hide and am a proud American. Build wall.
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>>58596868
Speaks the truth, this one does.
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>>58596582
No mate Facebook does it too, can confirm when I've had really shitty internet that I see Facebook urls loading when I open any random page while fb is open. It really invades your mobile too
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>>58594703
I'm a member of an elite hacking group and I can also confirm this is 100% true.

I have hacked over 1000% computers and monitored the activities of all of these organisations personally. Each and everyone one of them is constantly dedicated to compiling extensive databases on people who post here. The posters on /pol/ have been declared the greatest terror threat in the world so they spend most of their man power and 99% of their time on neutralizing that threat. They also covertly collect footage from your webcams in hopes of gathering footage to blackmail you with so they can recruit you later as a shill agent.

You have been warned.
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they can't even stop some literally retarded terrorists
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>>58594703
Because jews.
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>>58596799

>all that matters is that some jerk catches the bait

Not entirely. What is the point of fishing, if all you get is retards? They might have made those threads to establish whoose a thread or not. If you see the thread, but dont respond, you are on their list for futher investigation. The problem about the internet is not that the information is not available. The problem is that the ammount is so huge that you need good strategies for determining who is working against your establishment, and who is just a gullible fool, ready to dox themselves on a mongolian invasion plank.
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>>58594703

sic semper tyrannis
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>>58594703
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>58594703
>JIDF, AIPAC, NSA, CAIR
Nice, look at the many organizations that don't operate in Brazil
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>>58597000
How do they monitor webcams? I don't have one, just genuinely curious.
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>>58597168
>What is the point of fishing, if all you get is retards?
Retards are the majority. Get the retards following you and you get the power.
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>>58596753
ok, post the js code that 4chan is sending that logs all your keystrokes and sends them back
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>>58597168

The point of fishing is not surveillance of specific people, just expanding a huge database.

I'm not saying we're something special (when in fact 4chan is facebook/tumblr/reddit tier), just that like everywhere else, data is being collected
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>>58597329
they don't
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>>58597000
You never get tired australia, that's quite admirable, I give you that
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>>58597372
recaptcha__en.js
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>>58594703

my mouse knows when I'm sad.

my mouse knows when I'm sexually excited.
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>>58594768
>mfw I capped it
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Do you think this has to do something with disappearance of the riddle guy?
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>>58597329
They use a backdoor exploit to turn it on. Usually they spam this board with pro/pol/ images, like racist propaganda, most of these images are trojans and once they are on your system they can do anything they want. They just turn on your cam without any sign it's on and record you. If you've ever saved any images from here they have infected you.

Another method is hiding it in a link. If you have clicked a link on /pol/ you're infected.
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>>58597438
>mfw 4chan gold account
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>>58597438
It wont let me post a link to the file, You can find it in the source
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>>58597292
>CAIR
Do you mean The Muslim Brotherhood? Is that why we cut ties with Egypt?
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>>58594703
>Implying I don't already know all of this
>Implying you'll stop me from shitposting
>Implying redpill threads "need" slid, the population is so mired in ignorance and stupidity
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>>58594768
Probably the poster just deleted it themselves to make people actually believe it
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>>58597494
Not sure this is true.

Snowden was on /pol/ and wasn't caught. I mean, I guess they could've tried and failed, or maybe he knew about it and took precautions.
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>>58594703
Lol why didn't they stop Dylan Roof
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>>58594703

Oh no.
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>>58594703

>OH NO THE ORIGINAL THREAD WAS DELETED BY MODS
>MODS LET THE SECOND THREAD STAY UP

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

Sometimes I wonder if you people are actually retarded or just pretending to be.
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>>58594703
Looks legit.
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>>58597494
>tfw I have a piece of electrical tape over my webcam

let me guess, the NSA forced Apple to put an "anti-electrical tape" filter in the webcam (making the price of a macbook twice that of a PC) so people can't hide their face on the internet

riddle me that dumbfuck
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>>58597643
Snowden is the one who told me about how they monitor our webcams.
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>>58597329
>How do they monitor webcams?

Through Chrome, mostly. Though Windows 10 has all this and more. The upgrade was free, though. :^)

http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonykosner/2012/08/02/googles-new-chrome-browser-can-take-over-your-webcam-should-you-be-scared/
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>>58594703
WORLD

NEET

DATABASE
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>>58597359

Yearh. Im not talking about shilling brigades. Im talking about datamining. You need to get the retards behind you. But you also need to make sure that you know where in the fishing lake your enemy is hiding. Otherwise you cant acess his stenght and determine an apropriate responce. NATO, Israel and Russia all got a presence here, and everywhere. Like a spy-game, recognizing your enemy is the first step in countering his tactics.

>>58597388

Your right. The funny thing about 4chan is just that the datamining/shilling requires more resources than on reddit/tumblr. The framework here requires you to actually be present, and fight, in order to stay ahead. You cannot just buy 25 super-accounts and be done with it. Which leaves the other users with the rare possibility of calling someone out on something, which they might ACTUALLY be doing.
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>>58597494
>australia
Nice try.
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>>58597000
I like you
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>>58597494
why do they want to watch a NEET jack off four times a day?
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>>58597704
No, that's the way we beat them. I have the same on mine.
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>>58594888
We told you to be quiet about it!
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>>58594703

>the government is watching everything we do and keeping profiles

Yeah, why do you think I like posting here? I'm an attention whore.
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>>58597889
thank god

that means macs must be twice as expensive because of their superiority over PCs
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>>58597855
If you can't figure that out than you've already lost.

I have to go now. They're coming for me.
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>>58597653


Anyone getting this rilled up on /pol/, without using racial slurs, is most likely a working poster (ie. prostitute). Weak shilling. If your boss is reading in on this, he should know that you are not worth your sallary.

TESTING: THIS IS DIRRECTED AT THE POSTER BELLOW THIS POST. NONSENSICAL CAPTHCA ERRORS OCCURS EVERY TIME I TRY TO REPOND TO HIM. AM CHECKING IF HIS ALBANIAN TIER SHILLPOST IS LOCKED FOR REPLYES.
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>alphabet agencies still wont hire me

they must know by now Ill do anything for the money, and have plenty of shit posting time.

and everyone already knows this is a honeypot. Just like /b/ and the rest of 4chan since 06 or earlier.
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>>58597855
I wack it 5 times a day
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>>58597688

Testing, 1. 2.
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>>58597650
>dylan roof wasn't a plant
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>>58598042
I was getting that with the person I was replying to as well.
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>>58598071

Damn...
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>>58597619
You have to wait 10 hours to delete a thread you retard
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>>58595822
Oh well they said it and we want to believe it so it must be true.

Fucking retard.
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>>58594768
Yeah the lizard people made it
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>>58598117
>lying on the Internet
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>>58595536
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>>58598071
Roger
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>>58594703
No one really means shit they say lol this is satire

#notallanons #boardofpeace
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>>58598110
hey bby is ok
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>>58594703
Even though I don't believe it I am still scared :^(
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>>58594703
think about why would a website based on complete anonymity have threads like "faces of /b/"
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>not being a Cia jidf Nsa shill

what the fuck are you doing on /pol/?
looking for political topics in a sea of bbc breads?
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>>58594703
>Monitor your keystrokes, webcams, and detect your emotions based on your mouse movements.

You had me until there. Thats bullshit. I have a degree on computer engineering and I know how my pc works.

Before you start talking about botnets, backdoors and all of that, you should know that I have done multiple tests, not only checking outgoing connections, but also monitoring E/S systems, memory management, process management, etc etc.

Well, its not totally impossible, but extremely improbable. Unless you use windows, then I know nothing. Or unless my pc is special.
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>>58598381
Im mostly here to get revenge for 800 years of fruitless warfare against Sweeden.
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Protip: If you're using Intel/AMD CPUs and/or Windows OS you're already part of the ultimate botnet and literally all data that goes through your computer is recorded by 3rd parties.

Some imaginary NSA operation on 4chan is totally useless and redundant.
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>>58594703
Implying this isn't an anon with proxies who deleted his own thread to get attention in another thread
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If the NSA/GCHQ have enough time and a big enough budget to sit some poor sod down and analyse my comments on BBC Question Time shows then by all means they can feel free, I just hope they offer this man adequate counselling because I genuinely believe I would be suicidal with that job.

This site is just edgy teenagers and they can tell that by analysing the majority of our browsing data. But if this is true, I don't think I'd be as much of a bootlicker anymore. Analysing /pol/ users is just fucking childish. Not cost effective.
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>>58595536
kek

I recognize your style man, you have posted on many other threads today.

You are a shill, dunno if paid or not.
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>a site can monitor your keystrokes and webcam
fucking bullshit,
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>>58598489

>Hearts n' minds
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>>58595259
What do they think is happening when I APM spam?
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>>58596564

go away JIDF shill
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So, what happened to the riddler guy?
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>>58595135
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>58594703
>we detect your emotions based on your mouse movements
information that's never sent to 4chan

The only thing I believe here is that there are people who slide threads purposefully.
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>>58598532
I haven't posted in any other threads today, but it's nice to kek at your paranoia. I bet you can't even tell me what the tripfag "Investment Banker and" had as his tripcode without looking it up ya fucking newfag :^)
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>>58594768
the post is real, the claims are not
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If it was real why hasn't this thread been deleted yet? Time will tell.
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>>58598489
>not manufacturing your own Cpu's

looks like getting caught is definitely part of your plan
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>>58596102
SLEEP TIGHT TRUMP
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>>58594703
let's kill some niggers
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>>58598489

Read

>>58598436

Even if there was a backdoor on the CPU, somehow (I didn't think about it carefully but at first glance, sounds complicated without the aid of the S.O.) the data going outside could not bypass the analyzer I used.

Or maybe they could, theoretically everything is possible, but thats conspiranoid as fuck.
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>>58599110
>manufacturing your own Cpu's

What so would you run into your calculator tier homemade CPU?
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>>58599588
you can't into freedumbz dat foe sure m80! you musn't let da gibment make shiet to stalk yo ass ayyyyy
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can I have a job CIA?
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>>58599824
underage b&
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>>58594703
Yes, the mods deleted that thread but not this one because reasons
also
>we detect your emotions based on your mouse movements
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>>58599940
your mouse movment are telling me you are butthurt sir t.Alberto barbossa
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>>58600043
t. Mohammed Barbosa
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The only way out is the Amish way
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>>58600146
kek'd
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>>58596102
SLEEP TIGHT TRUMP
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>>58596102
sleep tight trump

trump will make dreams great again i am sure i will have a great sleep tonight full of dreams of greatness it will be terrific.
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>>58600344
Mind explaining this?
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>>58600625
Dude started these riddle threads and just yesterday vanished.
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>>58594703
I'm sure the government is monitoring 4chan.
But why would anyone bother making dossiers on a bunch of impotent shit posters?
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>>58600625
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/58165100
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/58332074/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/58400015/

Guy makes /x/-tier claims in 3 separate threads linked above. Still waiting for the faggot to post the next one.
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Copying server data and network traffic is so fucking easy, of course we're being watched.
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>>58600976
I'd rather believe this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9qQnfROpb8
If the thread this was posted in has any credibility it means they try to strike Russia with this drone.
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>>58597494
>implying i dont sand box ever image i download for any activity.
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>>58600976
>look up
>WHO
>other threads by some guy mention rocket
Weaponized virus spread into atmosphere by ballistic missile (or something else capable of doing so) over major population base with an ambiguous infection zobe.
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>>58597688
ur retarded
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>>58596102
Sleep tight trump.
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I don't care I'm not doing anything wrong

vote Trump! dindus need to stfu! America!
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>>58601295
I'm a little confused about what significance the downing of this drone has with the claims the guy made?
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That thread is obvious bait. Anyone who doesn't see that is an obvious newfag.

That being said, anyone on /pol/ that thinks the JIDF is just a myth/meme is also an obvious newfag.

Of course there's interested groups clogging this board with propaganda. It's a great website for it if you think about it.
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>>58601947
Ops. I didn't mean to link those two at all. Quite the opposite.
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>>58602106

whats your job/salary?

just curious
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>>58598489
That's literally not possible. The world doesn't make enough hard drives.
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>>58600976
>...Australia...will remain virus free
>mfw shitposting will continue unabated

Is this why they're filling Europe with 3rd world 'refugees'? So that the virus will have faster transmission?
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>>58602252
>>what is tape

Niagara tape still has the highest density on earth for storing information
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>>58598136
>>>jidf.org
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Post is dated 12/17/15.
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>>58602208
I'm a jobless faggot posting 3 AM and not managing to word things properly, also just turned 20, for what you care.

What I meant to say is that rather than believing any of the "whistleblower" stuff I'd take the drone video as a bigger threat and wouldn't link these two "happenings" together.
Even more so because the threat was aimed directly at Russia and the attack would happen today/tomorrow
It would help if someone could translate what they say on the video.
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>>58594703
>12/17/15
We tune travelers now
Also if it is real, color me surprised
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>>58595259
Whew, good thing I'm using a trackpad. No way to monitor my cursor emotions now, Obama.

I wonder why they named it a trackpad...
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>>58598470
I'm sure if our ancestors saw /pol/ today, they would be having a good laugh.
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>>58594703

he deleted his own thread
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>Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
>It must have been deleted because It's true!
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I should ask ask a CAIR representative at the local office in my city if this is true...right after I flick my bic.....
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>>58597494
How the fuck would downloading or opening an image file execute some random trojan?
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>>58597591
this
>implying robots and algorithms can detect what is and what is not a shit post
>inb4 muh mouse movements
is he angry or michael j fox?
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>>58605682
This.

>they do it for free
>they're responsible for all the secrets of the internet
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>>58594703
Its all satire bro :^)
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>>58594768
"Every second you're on this site, we can monitor your keystrokes, webcams, and DETECT YOUR EMOTIONS BASED ON YOUR MOUSE MOVEMENTS"

Guies is this 4 real ?
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>>58606248
>DETECT YOUR EMOTIONS BASED ON YOUR MOUSE MOVEMENTS

Even better.

> phones are always in our pocket.
> phones have accelerometer.
> phones record accelerometer data.
> send data via google play
> google knows when and how long you masturbate
> google even knows if you're premature

Ever wondered why you get so much 'last longer in bed' ads ?
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>>58595172
In high school I was looking into the NSA work study program. On their website they claim to have technology 70 years more advanced than what is already known/available.

So given the shit we have now, emotion tracking based on mouse movements wouldn't surprise me at all.

Not saying its 100% accurate, but MAYBE possible. It would have to factor in a while bunch of other stuff to draw conclusions though.
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>>58595756
>100% sure the jidf is real

A quick Google would confirm that you know.

http://www.thejidf.org/?m=1
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>>58606711
>tfw you don't get those ads
Jokes on you google, I was just edging for an hour
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>>58594703
OP'S timestamp reads as 12/17/15(thurs) other captures of the post have wednesday on their timestamps.
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>>58595756
>borstein
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>>58597653

oh lawd
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Thread sliding has been up the last few weeks.
Overall board quality is probably the worst I've ever seen it in 3 years.

When the JIDF and CIA come from me, I will just say that I was trying to help them by shitposting. I am Canadian so they will have no choice but to believe me.
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>implying the CIA gives a fuck about a bunch of right wing NEETS
If anything, they'd be monitoring tumblr- that's where all the subversives hang out.
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>>58607966
>When the JIDF and CIA come from me
It was you all along
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>>58607410

Your picture is subtly promoting multiculturalism and race mixing.
Nice try JIDF.


>>58607966
>When the JIDF and CIA come from me

They won't break their OPSEC. They will keep their shills slide and shitpots, just with more effort.

>>58608170
>tumblr
>subversives

Made me kek
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>>58598075

And that guy looks retarded as fuck.
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>>58594768
Of course he's a fake.

Pretending you're a mod is a bannable offense, so he got banned, and his thread deleted.
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>>58608498
For some reason, I really really like this image.
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Two of the three people guessed correctly are builderberg participants. They held their 2003 meeting in Paris. They discus world affairs. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_participants
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>>58610856
Thanks, Jimmy Wales
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>>58594703
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ITT: tech noobs
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Mouse movements can't give you emotions, specally since most people browse with thinkpads

Also it would be fucking moronic "hey guise come here and shitpost! this website is all about trickery and mind-games" "oh this is great wow, lets role-play nazis" "okay, now im gonna record all your names and investigate you as real threats"

fuck off. If anything, this is a huge psychological experiment, most of what we do is kind of what is done in group therapy. All the drama and acting and taking roles, all the memes being deeply related to psychologically traumatizing subjects, etc.

Also, what other organizations you know in which participants talk with each other about their personal lifes in an anonymous manner?

AA anyone?

Stop pretending you are spies, you are simply patients, this site is payed by the US government to stop the NEET epidemic by giving free psychological help and a sense of community to the lonely and super paranoid over-inteligent youth that is checking out of society.

Its fucking registred to "4chan Community Support" for fuck's sake
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>>58596171
I've just been assuming that's the case since Snowden so when I jerk off, I cover my webcam with Saran Wrap and blow my load all over the camera so some NSA agent gets a facial.
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>>58595135
>zalgo text
>minecraft
>torrentfreak
>bookmarking amazon
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>>58608498
>Your picture is subtly promoting multiculturalism and race mixing.
Nice try JIDF.
I..I don't know what you're talking about goy.
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>>58595710
Webcam access requires user permission unless someone finds an exploit. But keyboard and mouse tracking do not, nor does a script on the page need special permission to read the posts you're typing before you submit them. Sure, we would notice data being sent to third parties, and we do notice that data is sent to third parties (Google and ad servers) when using 4chan. Google themselves say that they track and analyze your mouse movements over the captcha, and their code is obfuscated so we don't really know what else they collect. /g/ collectively flipped its shit a long time ago.
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>>58602331

>MFW the only good australian died
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>>58605906
It wouldn't, and can't.
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>>58611608
Mouse tracking should happen in the browser, aka, the code would be there

there's a reason why Google say that they track and analyze mouse movements over captcha: because people would have found out realy easily and flipped the fuck out
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>>58597704
>>>>>>electrical tape over my webcam
I'm not kidding, I had to check the post to make sure it wasn't me, I put electrical tape on my camera too.
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>>58611915
There is lots of heavily obfuscated code from Google, and nobody outside Google knows what precisely what it does. They most I can say is that for me, I don't see any mouse movement event listeners registered on the document. There is one from Google, that detects scrolling, though. Your mileage will vary.
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>>58596564
The data mining threads are there for you to see and are obvious as fuck.
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>>58612524
>and nobody outside Google knows what precisely what it does

I don't think so man, if it were there it would have surfaced a long time ago.

Now i can see scrolling happen, specially if you are jumping through answers and the page is set in auto-update, the server could very well know how much time an user spent reading about a certain subject.

But again, its all just meaningless information, it doesn't really correlate to shit.
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>>58612889
Like i said before, if anything, the biggest potential of this website is as a sort of interactive ad-space, and as a sort of psycho-drama therapy
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czcheck these dubs nsa
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>>58613090
you fucking suck
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GAS THE KIKES

RACE WAR NOW
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>>58612524
>nobody outside Google knows what precisely what it does

You may not know the code behind, but you can surely see the traffic. Ever tried using SSLstrip to uncover the data ?
Well, do it in your cell phone for example. Nobody talks about this either. But there's a LOT of shit happening behind your back.
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>>58612889
>I don't think so man
Well, then you are wrong. Certainly groups have analyzed the code, but it is continuously changing. And a lot of the people who have looked at it have been convinced by Google to not release details on the rationale that Google's obfuscated code protects websites from spam.
>if it were there it would have surfaced a long time ago.
OP's post is obvious trolling bullshit based on the list or organizations named, but Google doesn't even need to track mouse movements or keystrokes to know who you are and what you post. It's been known for a long time that Google has this data if they want it.
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>>58594703
I don't know if that's real but I do know that there are phd researchers (one happens to be my friend and the person who introduced me to 4chan many moons ago) archiving 4chan and using it (and many other sites) to train semantic neural networks that try and determine which posts are made by the same people across many different websites just by how they are worded. Scary shit.
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The entire internet is being recorded... how is this news to anyone? Its not really a big deal
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>>58613334
Yes, i know, but you are saying that the Google obfuscated code has shit in it that could do more than what we do. Im just saying that there's enough paranoid-hacker types waiting for Google to step out of what they admit to start a shitstorm.
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>>58614052
*than what we do know.
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why do you think moot didn't shut us down?

HE COULDN'T

/pol/ UNstoppable BECAUSE we're a honeypot

literally all you have to do is not be a retard and you have nothing to worry about
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>>58594703

They do it on every website, retard.
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>>58614232
being retarded is the whole fun of it though.
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>>58595135
How's your research company job going?
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>>58614028
But that's still a shitload of data to go through.
And it's a big task to have people go through it.

Especially with shit like this site. Yeah, no doubt. It wasn't jokes about this being a honeypot.
Though still, that's a shitload of traffic. And a bigger task to go through it all. Even if they have computers to go through it all. They still need someone to connect all the dots and do the mystery hunt.

And the mental fatigue and overly burden task of that being your fucking job. It's almost worst than the NEETs here.
We do it for free.
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>muh datamining

COME GET SOME
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>>58594703
niggers tongue my anus
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>>58594768
>mod
>on /pol/
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>everyone here has a special someone they don't even know about that looks after them every day

D'awwwwww
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>>58594867
Impersonating a Mod is a direct ban. There is no conspiracy here.

And yes, they do collect your info. As if that wasn't an already known fact.
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>>58594703
>we slide it with constant shill threads everytine there's a red pulled thread
That explains why there are so many cuck threads on /pol/
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>>58613508
>train semantic neural networks
Very true. 4chan is a goldmine to train artificial intelligence through human stupidity.

>>58614997
>And it's a big task to have people go through it
They train a machine to do the scraping of interesting information, obv. they're not using humans for the gross work. As soon as a red flag rises, here comes the human.
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>>58615726
how do you go around the captcha? use legacy and a ocr? or buy 4chan pass?
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>>58615886
you don't need to, you're just archiving the text other people, not posting things yourself
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>>58596102
Sleep tight trump
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>>58616108
oh, i thought they were freeing bots to discuss with users and become more realistic by repetition

but whats the use then? how is the AI tested if it just consumes shit?

is he just literally building a database of most common responses?
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>>58596102
WAKE THE FUCK UP LOOSE SKINBAG FAGGOT RACE WAR NOW
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>>58595259
not really hard, youtube gaming streamer here, I recommend you record yourself with a video program, and see if you can't retrace your though process watching the footage latter.

is 100% doable.
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>>58616345
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_neural_network

Neural networks can be trained to do all kinds of shit relating to pattern recognition but they need data to analyze example I posted here >>58613508 about my friend who is trying to identify people based on the way they use language to see if they can recognize posters across various sites by the way they word their posts and then build profiles on them. It's not really "A.I." in the sci fi sense, its more like a way of analyzing a data set that improves itself the more it goes over the data. I only understand the basics myself, I had to write a neural network and train it to "visually" recognize the letters of the English alphabet in university.
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>>58616688
Chill SENPAI await the annexation
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>>58596102
SLEEP TIGHT TRUMP
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>>58616923
FUCK YOU, YOU MONKEY LOBBING MONGREL DIRTSKIN PICKNINNIE TRAITOR.

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS NOW!
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>>58594703
Fucking Russian(RT) propaganda.
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>>58615886
This
>>58616108
Training stage for now.

>>58616345
>how is the AI tested if it just consumes shit?
Based upon a series of parameters, it collects data and raises flags.
Flags are manually evaluated, and further used to tune the original algorithm on-the-fly.
Sometimes it just catches the obvious, like

>>58610856
and
>>/x/17093331
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>>58596102
sleep tight, god-emperor trump bossu~~~~
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>>58596102
SLEEP TIGHT TRUMP
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>>58596102
sleep tight Trump
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>>58594703
>canada

Could it be the same canadian that has been posting riddles?

Also its true they can track everything you do

I know it by experience

They aslo track what do you hover your mose over, remember the halloween light thing that illuminated thumbnails ?

They aslo fucked somehow with the blue replies about a post

Every time you click on one it opened a different tab which means they did something to them
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shilling threads with same pictures and marxist bullshit are really moronic and polluting of half-chan pol.


No one can deny this
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>>58599824

Sure, you're a big guy, right?
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>>58617400
>flag detected
como passas hermano
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>>58617623
What
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>>58595361
>>58595259
>>58595710

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/7790725/javascript-track-mouse-position
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>>58594703
No wonder my Internet's been slower
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