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Get comfy lads
Streams:
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/politics/republican-debate-live-updates/index.html (US only)
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
Jeb a shit
>>58491424
First for Rand.
What's the best looking stream for us Europeans? The once i tried are pixely as fuck.
>these guys who don't have a chance of being president
Euros are jelly as fuck that America is about to be great again
>>58491689
I'm just sad that the policy I think is most important (keeping foreigners out) is also the one that makes sure I never get to enjoy it.
Is this current debate for the people that have no chance?
ALL RIGHT GUYS LET'S LIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER ON FIRE
>>58491851
The immigration issue is pants on head retarded.
Paco and Juanita can get smuggled in by a coyote and shit out 9 kids while no one does anything, but Sven, Hans, and Nigel are getting shafted by red tape.
>>58491937
>Lindsey Graham will commit suicide during your lifetime
Soo... is this currently the "kid's table" everyone was talking about?
>first question is donald trump focus
lel, entire debate has been cucked by trump.
Fuck this retarded idea that ISIS secretly wants the US to ban Islamic immigration, like it helps them in any way.
These faggots. No wonder they are on the undercards. So fuckin buttmad that Trump wants to temporarily ban Muslims from immigrating to the US.
>>58491424
Daily reminder that Europeans hate America, yet they can't stop following our debates. What good little cucks they are.
>>58492306
Yep. Establishment asskissers ATM.
Please understand.
F
>>58491424
Thanks, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYa-uHoW8T8
>trump will be president in your lifetime
>>58492765
Maybe the average german doesn´t browse pol
Trump has cucked this whole debate.
>>58492306
Yep, that stuttering dude who keeps saying ISIL instead of ISIS is Lindsey Graham, he's a closeted faggot (not even joking) who wanted to be a Democrat but he lives in South Carolina. Christie should be here but the fat fuck apparently got to back to the adults table.
Santorum is pretty based this year. He learned a lot from last attempt
SANTORUM BTFO
supporting big government spying on citizens.
>>58492765
Don't be a dick dude, our debates are fun as fuck now that Trump's here, why wouldn't they want to watch?
So much dickriding on Trump in this kiddie table debate.
>Can't shout fire in a crowded theater
You can actually. It is constitutionally protected.
>religious intoleration
what the fuck is that?
>>58493845
the dude is a literal gaffe machine
>>58493845
Mentioning the perpetrators religion is raycis
>>58493807
>kiddie table shills funded by corporate backers
>understanding the constitution
These guys are shitty politicians but somehow actually have people voting for them
>>58491424
So.. where is Trump? Did he skip this debate?
I haven't watched a debate since 2008
I remember at how I couldn't stop cringing (mostly at interruptions, sometimes at the way they talked, rarely at the things they said)
Should I do it tonight, lads? Is there a drinking bingo up?
>>58494243
The real debate doesn't start for another hour and a half.
>>58494243
it's kiddie table (lowest candidates) right now
>>58492765
In general yes, but yuros on /pol/ are mostly our bros.
That horrible failed joke
Ehhhhh. I'm pretty sure Graham is Muslim now. He has been to ME 36 times? Why? He should be put on a no fly list
>>58494468
>>58494487
Oh... damnit. I guess I'm staying up then!
I want to watch Trump, stump some fuckers tonight.
Is there anything sadder than the losers debate? Jesus christ what keeps these faggots in the race. It's just 4 losers standing around awkwardly.
>Lindsey Graham is a piece of shit; go TRUMP
>Trump has the same policy on ISIS as Lindsey Graham
>>58494815
I like Santorum. I hope Trump treats him well.
>How do you fight ISIS online?
>Graham: "Knock them offline."
dropping some fucking redpill bombs on islam and the caliphate
Fuck Wolf Blitzer and Lindsay Graham.
Neocon faggots
>WATCH PEOPLE GET PILLED
santorum is winning this by a huge margin
lindsey graham is so cringe every time he opens his mouth.
>>58494954
nah
Graham is fucking retarded.
He's not even close to becoming president and his already a worse puppet than Obomba.
These guys couldn't possibly be any less charismatic
>>58495193
Santorum is the most presidential in this debate.
He would make a stern, no-nonsense Secretary of State.
>>58494954
Graham is literally just Obama but with ground troops. He's still pushing the bullshit narrative of "moderate freedom fighters" and painting russia/assad as bad guys.
>Huckabee stealing Trump's lines
I'm scared Trump might get stumped tonight. He's gone 6 months without getting stumped once and tonight could be the night. He might have a brain lapse or something.
>>58494815
graham is hilarious. truly the mr. magoo of candidates
>>58495193
Who cares about who wins the kiddy table debate? We have a closeted faggot, a man who is synonymous with gay fecal sex. a meme from 2008, and a literally who.
Huckabee blows my generation the fuck out. Bad feels man.
>studying for finals
>can't into comfy
>>58495549
It will be ok. Let me hold you to stop your quivering....
>>58495549
He has been stumped many times during these debates. He'll just lose a bit of support for a week or two and then bounce back once everyone forgets about it.
>>58495682
>come to the debate thread
>"who cares about the debate?"
sasuga fucking retard
I liked Huckabee when he tried to run in 2008. What are some negatives about him - would he make a good VP?
>>58495549
Even when he's been actually caught making contradictions (like the one where the moderator read off Trump's website positions after he denied the H1B thing) it doesn't fucking matter. Even when he gets "stumped" he doesn't get stumped.
>I don't want to upset the Muslims!!!!
>>58495808
>>58495971
What if he has an brain aneurysm or he's been drugged?
>>58491424
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450224942587.webm
We love you Donald!
>stream doesn't go more than a few seconds without lagging
>>58495549
You're a anime watcher, you know nothing.
Just keep quiet and let Trump handle the talk.
>>58495930
He had a Fox News show. He sold out.
>>58495550
Wolf Blitzer only wants to know about Graham and Troops on the ground
>Bring on the virgins
>>58496104
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/images/uploads/trump_health_record.pdf
Check this out. Trump is healthy as fuck. If he mysteriously has a stroke or something, you KNOW it's CIA shenanigans
>>58496254
ironic coming from lindsey graham.
This is all bullshit. Trump will get into office, firebomb Raqqa with hundreds of B52s and when all the trannies screech at him he'll make some funny jokes and people will forgive him.
This hearts and minds shit doesn't work because the muzzies are just going to invent civillian casualties anyway.
In all likelyhood Trump is going to get the nomination as long as he agrees to make Cruz his VP. They couldn't possibly be stupid enough to force Trump to run as an independent.
>>58495930
>cuckabee
>>58496363
>To who my concern
Shouldn't it read "To who it may concern"?
>>58495930
Cuckabee pardoned a black guy who from prison because he was a good Christian or something. Said black guy later killed multiple cops after his pardon and release.
>Prosecutors have said Huckabee, a Southern Baptist preacher, was more inclined to release or reduce the sentences of prisoners if he had direct contact with them or was lobbied by those close to him. Clemmons' letter perhaps appealed to Huckabee's Christian faith.
>In his application for clemency, Clemmons wrote that he prayed Huckabee would show him compassion and said at the time of his crimes he had just moved to Arkansas from Seattle. Clemmons also wrote that he had changed his life since "the angel of death has visited and taken away my dear sweet mother."
JEE-SUSSSS!
>>58496775
I knew he was a religious guy, but that's kinda shitty
>>58496179
that's not all that bad by itself. POTUS needs to be able to handle himself on camera. Trump had Apprentice
Graham hates based Assad.
This debate is so much better than the adult's table. Damn.
>>58497030
Oh wow! Who would guessed that when there's only 4 people on stage instead of fucking 9 people can actually debate things and it's not a circus
How will Trump handle foreign policy questions?
DESIGNATED
>>58497447
>Bomb the shit out of them
Santorum sounds really reasonable. The only thing I knew about him was what the left painted him as the last time he was in. I'd actually prefer him over Trump.
>tfw trying to finish a chunk of a paper so I can watch Trump.
Huckabee
Santorum
Graham
Who is the 4th guy?
>>58497447
I really hope Trump gets some serious questions like the ones they have asked Graham and these guys.
I want to hear Trump say exactly what he wants to be done in the middle east.
>>58497590
>"bomb the shit out of them"
>media gets buttblasted about him using such flippant terminology
>officers come out and say "uh, actually that's exactly how we talk"
>pataki
When the hell did he start running?
>>58491424
>Waiting for debate all day
>work took forever to end
>came home
>took a nap
>woke up
>still an hour away
FUCKING
FUCK
FU
COME ON!
>>58497783
Most likely they're going to give bullshit questions like the last debate. Nothing but nonsense like "trump are you a comic book villain?"
Also, since there are NINE candidates at the big boy table, each one only gets like 5 minutes of time
>>58497783
Trump is really good at giving people the run around. If you don't say anything at this point you have more control over what your image is. The primary really is about being a buffoon about hot button issues. The general is about winning centrists with actual policy.
>>58497765
No one knows. He just kind of follows Trump around.
Guys, Rubio just managed to shoot himself in the foot harder than everyone is always saying Trump has.
He just went full "Muh gays" and "Muh religion"
Trump doesn't say SHIT about homo's because he rightfully doesn't give a shit.
>Lindsay Graham thinks he's winning the debate
>>58498458
God, why did the gays have to taint a religious institution like marriage.
lol who are these stupid fucks?
>This is the 21st century
Let's just ignore all those studies that say even when the women meet the physical standards the combat effectiveness of the entire unit is lowered because it's 2015.
>>58498712
he's winning America's heart
>Graham is insane
>Huckabee is mildly retarded
>Santorum somehow looks halfway decent
>Patacki is trying dirty trick after dirty trick to stay relevant
This shit can't end soon enough
take a drink every time you hear "THIS IS AMERICA!"
>Blitzer instantly throwing out Israel factoids
Interesting
>>58499542
>Santorum somehow looks halfway decent
No he fucking doesn't
>hurr lets not better our relations with Iran because there are less Shiites than Sunnis
Well who the FUCK is funding all the terrorism? SUNNIS
>>58499542
Santorum is definitely winning the kiddie table (for what that's worth). Only thing I can think of that's wrong is that he wants to butt heads with russia instead of being bro-tier with them. But other than that, he's been dropping red pills left and right about how islam is not "just" a religion and how female soldiers are fucking shit.
is there a stream with a chat
>>58500127
someone is restreaming on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNls2ai7-D0
>>58499960
>how female soldiers are fucking shit.
He pussed out and didn't say this. He gave the typical politician answer. TRUMP WOUL DHAVE SAID IT OUTRIGHT
>>58499960
I agree.
I feel like he's somewhat supporting Trump in the same.
>>58500440
True. At least he alluded to the studies.
why isn't trump up there? what'd i miss?
fuck nigga when does the real debate start can't believe I stopped watching chinese cartoons for rick santorum
>>58500648
Real debate hasn't started yet. This is the retard regatta
>>58500710
Santorum just defended the jews lol
Who do you think won the kiddie debate? I was entertained by Graham the most, but I think Huckabee was the winner closely followed by Santorum
Who /hype/?
>>58501606
honestly I don't care
>>58501606
Santorum is based. I didn't pay much attention though 3bh
>>58500357
cheers m8
>>58501606
probably Huckabee
BUT HERE WE FUCKIN' GO GUYS
what's Cooper's accent? it's a bit weird
>>58501794
maaan i gotta work in 7 hours and still need to crash for the night.
I hope 4-5 hours of sleep doesn't fuck me for tomorrow.
About to grab my /comfy/ quilt to bundle up and sip some brew.
>>58501831
post-modern gay
>>58501831
Gay
>>58501831
I think its kinda cute to be quite honest with you family
>>58501794
why is this post deleted
>dislike of Islam is tough to stomach in the general election
kek, CNN is delusional
>>58502365
you really have to ask?
>>58502579
What was it? I missed it.
>>58491424
stream and chat
bretty good dot com
>tipping furniture and randomly falling TVs
America's true #1 enemies right now
Damn, Trump is mobbed up
WHERE THE FUCK IS IVANKA
>>58502920
Anon with the real questions.
PLEB LOGIC:
>Government is literally corrupt and controlled by big businesses
>Let's vote literally one of the biggest businessmen into office to combat the special interests
THERE HE IS!
>>58503054
They will defend this. Somehow.
>>58503120
Australia getting a little to excited over here.
>>58503054
DEM LOGIC:
>Government is literally corrupt and controlled by big businesses
> lets elect a jew to legalize and regulate weed
>lets elect hillary who has taken bribes from foreign countries and OPEC
>>58502817
but i want to chat on 4chan with anons, not use a chatbox, thats what disgusting normies do
IT RUINS MY FUCKING COMFY
>>58502579
I'm asking as well? Is this hooded figure a new unsupported meme by the mods or what?
I apologize for not knowing, since i work blue collar 50+/hours per week.
>>58503054
>Government is literally corrupt and controlled by big businesses
>Let's vote in someone who's stuck around in government benefiting from this corruption for a very long time
>>58503054
PLEB LOGIC
>Government is literally corrupt and controlled by big business
>Let's make the government bigger and have them control our healthcare and colleges
>anti GMO add followed by a GMO one
Is this common place in the US?
>>58503054
He wouldn't be a businessman if he's president you fucking retard, he doesn't need the money from special interests either.
>>58502752
it was that spooky meme pic with keep me postedguy instead of the creepy face
get 4chanx ccd0
>>58503443
Yes
>>58503054
don't ask me how all these plebs got in here. Rand is the only thinking man's option and 2012 /pol/ would've laughed all over Trump, instead of spending so many mememagicbux on him
>>58503297
no fun allowed my man
thats all it is
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>58495549
> You will never hold the hand of a qt anime girl and reassure her that Trump, of course, will be president
Why live?
>CNN is now invoking the morality of Dick Chaney
kek, they're desperate
HOLY SHIT CNN commentary sucks. Better streams?
>>58503054
>literally
>literally
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/t/umblr
>Doesn't mention white communities
What the fuck?
>>58491424
WHO IS THIS FAGGOT RAMBLING WERE IS TRUMP
>in the sticky
>post a "(You)" with a pepe reaction image
>get warned & post deleted
>post a cap of my warning
>also gets deleted
>1000 posts recurring
>no post lives longer than 3 minutes
>janitor is actually bothering to remove posts
FOR FREE
>>58503788
Negros would get mad as hell
>>58491424
Rience Cuckbus
>>58503886
well I feel left out.
So refreshing to hear jews tell us how American it is to allow the middle east to move here
>>58499196
Fucking this
Let me tell you something major that the PT test doesn't actually measure very well that is extremely important in the military: Endurance. EVEN IF women are held to the same physical standards as men on the PT test, women DO NOT have the endurance men do.
In my entire time in the military, I knew ONE female who could meet the male physical standards. And she still got her ass handed to her by ruck marches. And when that happened? Guess who got to carry her gear.
Reminder that the crowd will not clap for Trump
And will probably boo Trump
This is how the CNN crowd has ALWAYS worked
I believe CNN will also try to cut down on Trumps speaking time by asking the other irrelevant fucks more questions & allowing them to waste time
BRACE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM CROWD SHILLING
>>58503392
Either that or get money out of politics like they do in sane countries.
Special favors for politicians should result in jail time, no fines, only jail. Rape jail with black people.
i wanna fucc the cupp
THESE CNN COMMENTARIES SUCK FUCKING ASS AND RETARDS WEARING PANTS ON THERE HEAD. WHY ARE WOMAN EVEN ALOUD TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS
Do you think the Fat Acceptance movement has an obligation to support Chris Christie?
Make up a drinking game drinking game
Christie mentions 9/11
>>58503864
I know right isn't it fucking pathetic?
the sticky mod should consider suicide
>>58504152
the time bell rings and is subsequently ignored
>>58503458
Fuck you faggot
The cuck has arrived...
>>58504152
>Trump remains unstumped
Probably going to kill everyone here.
>>58504086
I don't think there are many people on either side that don't want to see that happen. It's so hard to do though. Bernie talks about and it gets his supporters excited, but he knows there is no way to pull it off.
just made tea
/comfy/ now
>>58504152
Rand uses the phrase "fiscal conservative" twice in a sentence
Does Trump get stumped tonight?
I've got 3 to 1 that says "no".
>>58502365
Because it's cancer that the same 15 faggots won't stop forcing.
WHY THE FUCK IS FIORINA UP THERE
>>58504127
Jesus, chill out
>>58504152
I like this idea.
>>58504359
Judging from past debates, he may get stumped slightly in minor ways, but it won't fucking matter
>>58504127
I wonder why
> carly the war mongerer on stage still
>ther's one name we haven't mentioned..Jeb Bush
KEK
>>58504359
They'll tell each other he was stumped and then his polls will rise.
FINAL DEBATE
YOU KNOW HE PREPARED FOR THIS!
BELIEVE IN THE GOD EMPEROR!
I'M GONNA BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
I DON'T CARE
Time to make those polls rise again, boys
>>58503987
A big part of the problem is that the equipment in the military like the rucksacks just isn't designed for women, it's why so many women come out with hip injuries. These liberal fucks have no idea what they're doing and it's going to cost a lot of money in the very least.
>>58504359
Cloudy with a chance of Jeb getting cu͏cked so fucking hard he literally gets sucked into a time warp & dropped in the future where Trump is already president
Good narrator
cool it with the caps, get comfy.
desu there should only be 5 people on the stage. Who really thinks anyone polling below JEB! is gonna win?
Bush is so cringy and hilarious with his unintentional zingers.
I wonder what will be his "hot kiss" moment tonight?
>>58504757
APOLOGIZE TO MY WIFE
NO
Doubles and Trump calls Ted Cruz 'creepy tonight, thereby eternally #Stumping him.
IS THERE ANY OTHER LIVE STREAM OF THIS BESIDES WHAT'S IN OP
LAGGY AS FUCK
Am I about to watch watch a reality show???
mfw this fukin intro
>>58504881
This is true. The females I knew in the military had an easier time with the old Alice packs.
>this movie trailer opening enforcing a narrative before the thing even starts
Politics is shit..
THE RANDPAGE HAS ARRIVED
Do you think CNN place a BLM protestor in the crowd?
Did Christie get fatter?
>still throwing 9 up there
fuckingwhy
IT'S TRUMP TIME!!!
>>58505014
Babby's first debate confirmed.
Will Jeb stand on his tip toes again for pictures?
WORLD RENOWNED KEK JEB BUSH
>crowd is silent
HERE COMES THE BACKSTAB
> christie jeb and paul dont clap for trump
STUMPED
>Rand got bigger applause
IT'S HAPPENING
>Rubio gets the biggest cheer
>Rubio crowd
WE WON!
THIS IS A RUBIO CRUZ BATTLE FOR SECOND PLACE
SCREEN CAP THIS!
Is Jeb made of plastic
Rubio's the crowd favorite tonight
Trump got the manliest cheer by far. Quite telling.
>>58504152
Every time you cringe, take a drink.
For example, a candidate wraps up an argument expecting an applause break but none comes.
Or a joke that fails.
national anthem? are you fucking kidding me? this isn't a baseball game
>>58505014
Takeshi Kaga should be the moderator.
time to mute
Who is this semen demon
>>58491424
That national anthem is beautiful
>>58505160
Hopefully they're classier than that.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER BETTER STAND UP
>>58505438
TRUMP hasn't spoke yet buddy.
>>58505438
then they're not gonna like trump
>>58504564
> "I'm a girl, so I have to prove how tough I am by declaring pointless stupid wars!"
Qt singing the national anthem
>>58505449
I bet it's the same 4 wasted /pol/acks from last night
FACT
AMERICAN ANTHEM IS THE ONLY ANTHEM WITH BOMBS EXPLODING IN IT
is the debate over just tuned in
>>58505535
>implying American politics isn't reality tv tier entertainment
Why do they have to sing this before fucking everything these days? Baseball games is fine, its an american sport, but this just feels ungenuine
also the song is shit IMO
Why are they singing the anthem
Is this a sports event
Are debates sports now?
>>58505727
Just started senpai.
>Eurocuck viewers have to sit through our anthem
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Establishment is going all-out on Rubio
Expect lots of attacks by Waterboy, and a Luntz focus group explaining why he far and away won the night
>>58505640
I hate how they always go nigger soul singer at the end.
We're gonna make America Great again and put the muslims in camps.
>>58505551
>not enjoying best national anthem
I wish eurocvcks would leave.
I want to stone you Merricunts every time you get a diva or any solo act to butcher your excellent national anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAYPN-1Yjt0
This is how it was meant to be, fuck you and get your own country right.
>playing this in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uEc8_dcYUc
>debate is suddenly 100x better
>>58505867
It's 2015
>all of this over the top production and patriotism during every republican debate
Ratings speak, apparently. Every democratic debate this year barring the first one ended up being very low key.
>>58505733
>>58505775
>>58505535
you unpatriotic cum guzzling faggots.
stand up and sing along.
>>58505721
Production value motherfuckers!
>>58505775
Confirmed for wall builder.
>>58505535
agreed, but patriotism needs their fix.
all this facebook shilling
>>58505860
Was pretty short.
>>58505834
let's call the race "POTUSbowl" from now on
>>58505912
I agree with you, I get very tired of hearing diva solos
Cringe as fuck Rand.
RANDLET COMIN IN HOT
>we defeat terrorism by showing them we do not fear them
Rand Paul confirmed for cuck. He sounds like Obama
The manlet is on the attack right out of the gate
Based Rand
Rand doesn't even belog on the stage tbph
>>58505965
Dem debates are nothing more then circle jerks, thats why they are on saturdays
Fucking Paul opening himself up for Trump insults right off the bat again.
Fucking Rand on the attack.
It's too bad Rand has no charisma.
Rand is such a fucking cuck.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT PIECES OF SHIT
GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK BESIDES THE ONES IN OP BECAUSE THOSE ARE FUCKING LAGGY AS SHIT FUCK EVERYONE FUUUCK
>they need to be Arab boots
>not middle eastern
kind of racist
rand will always be the best candidate. calls out trump for wanting to censor the internet. good man
>Misquoting Trump
I hope to God he corrects him
>>58505860
I physically removed my headphones to avoid it 2bh
>>58506258
He's really nipping at the ankles tonight.
>internet thing
>>58506358
>Turks confirmed for worthless as allies
Randlet just comes out swinging, god damn.
Rand there's a lot arab boots on that ground. None of them are our friends, dog.
>Rand
this is so cringe
>all these irrelevant canidates on stage
Trump will remove terrorism
>Old Man hates yelling
Rand and Kasich need to get off the stage
FUCKING KASICH STARTED THE FIGHTS LAST DEBATE I HATE THESE TWO SO MUCH
Rand Paul is easily the best candidate running right now, but he has no chance. These feels, man...
Literally who?
Cringe-worthy. Bring on the trump
>Kasich the hitman says politics is too much about fighting
I really hate that man...
>>58506249
Yeah because that's how you win wars, right? Pretend your enemy doesn't exist and that you can beat them by keeping a sunny disposition
Oh wait, that's retarded and childish
>>58506346
THIS
THIS
THIS
>>58506379
I just tuned it, was it Rand that did it? He's done it in half the debates already.
Does Rand really think he can stump anyone?
>>58506346
Your internet is shit canuck
>>58506249
>going to fight a war that the jihadists are begging us to come fight
>not the definition of being a cuck
Kasich: "My daughter. Don't yell at me. Let's be friends. Please be gentle. Unify. Blacklivesmatter."
>>58506374
The internet's "freedom" doesn't trump national security.
>>58506528
I think the elites realize that they need to have at least one legitimate, honest candidate on the scene so it's not as obvious what a sham the electoral process is.
>yfw Trump goes Johhny Cash
>hello. I'm Donald J Trump
>>58506537
How can you say that after hearing his very first opening lines?
Kasich spent millions on ads comparing Trump to hitler this opening makes no sense
>>58506537
>>58506451
I value the civil liberties but he is a complete coward on foreign policy. Think he is good in the senate but I wouldn't rely on him to use our millitary to serve our interests.
>>58506795
The election didn't begin tonight, monkey.
>>58506787
please happen
Bitch face get off the stage!!!!!!!
>muh breast cancer
>>58491424
muh streams fucking up
shiiii
Some of these guys really need to get off the stage already. Barring some miracle-level shit, there's only three candidates that even have a chance of winning.
Trump is going to stump these guy so hard.
>>58506346
Use the last link. It works fine.
fuck kasich, bad ideas, no charisma, and a cuck
Why the fuck is Fiorina still here?
>>58506795
Libertarians are retarded, that's how
>>58506787
Hello Im Donald J Trump
I wrote the art of the deal
>>58506662
I'm not saying we should put boots on the ground, but this calling Americans chickens for having a rational fear of Islam, is some gay homo faggot shit. It's Obama tier love your neighbor lib shit
>every b word in the book
"I have a cunt. Please vote for me"
Carly confirmed for rapist
>TV-show intro followed by national anthem
>now cringeworthy introductions from people who don't even matter
Debate when?
>muh vagina
>respect me
RUINED HP
ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU ELECT ME
BOMB RUSSIA
REBUILD 6TH FLEET
BUILD MORE NUKES
SEIG HEIL
Based wasn't one of those b's.
>>58506537
he seems too beta to me
>I'm qualified to be president because my kid died
>>58506795
Invoking her breasts and dead child in a political debate.
Typical woman.
>Every B-word.
I doubt she was ever called Beautiful.
OY VEY IT'S JEB KEK TIME
>>58506688
>The internet's "freedom" doesn't trump national security.
Do you think this anonymous chinese cartoon imageboard will stay, or are you just pretending to be retarded?
"every b-word in the book"? What are the non-bitch b-words?
BOSSY
>she even failed at having an effective womb
>>58506346
>>58506610
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/politics/republican-debate-live-updates/index.html
For US only I think pretty stable
GUACC BOI!!!!!!
Stunning and brave
>>58507098
>Based wasn't one of those b's.
top kek
Jesus, Fiorina is cringy...
>>58506996
>I hear the train a commin
>common round the bend
>>58507130
Kek
>>58505912
It's drives us nuts too. Seems to have gotten worse during the Obama years.
CNN stream works for me. Sounds like you need better internet :3
I BURIED A CHILD AND I'LL BURY A MILLION MORE
FIORINA 2016
>>58506863
Are you a fucking retard?
Serious question
>inb4 you attack my flag
Its a proxy, friend
Carly confirmed for child murder. No one says "buried a child" you say "lost".
lol Yeb!
Jeb looked like he had autism
And we take on, and we support our friends
>And we take on, and we support our friends
And we take on, and we support our friends
>And we take on, and we support our friends
And we take on, and we support our friends
>And we take on, and we support our friends
And we take on, and we support our friends
>And we take on, and we support our friends
And we take on, and we support our friends
>And we take on, and we support our friends
>>58507152
She wants to be pres, so i bet one was buttfucker
>>58507278
Oh shi- other candidates know to get off the tracks >? > ?> ? ?
Hear Hear Rubio
>>58507377
Kek
Lol j-j-j-jeb. Does that stutter run in the family?
>>58506655
Yes because he's literally the size of a tree stump.
>we take on and we support our friends
wut
>>58507401
he probably does, seems like he flubs a joke every debate
>Muh granddad was a down home good ol' boy.
>Therefore so am I.
Good ol' grandpappy told me USA was the bestest so vote for me
>every single word to ever come out of Rubio's mouth
> traditional values
Rubio grandpa smookes three cigars a day the only Cubano who does that is Castro. Rubio you Pinko bastard!
>there have been politicians that wanted america to be like the rest of the world, and one of them was elected in 2008
Damn. Well said.
UNWILLING TO UTTER IT'S W-NAME
>UNWILLING TO UTTER IT'S W-NAME
UNWILLING TO UTTER IT'S W-NAME
>UNWILLING TO UTTER IT'S W-NAME
Guys I'm so pumped
I feel like I may feint when I see Trump
Everyone talking about war. Bet trump doesn't.
BEN CARSON JUST WENT FULL RETARD
>>58491424
gonna need a new thread soon senpai
Cruz a bit awkward tonight
>carson
AHAHA CARSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
carson just pulled that card
get him ff the stage
lmao pandering so hard
Who looks sleepier Cruz or Carson?
>TOO SHORT MOMENT OF SILENCE
CARSON DOOMED!
>>58507854
MOMENT OF SILENCE PLS
Hasn't he done this before? Jesus.
What the fuck is Carson doing, Christ, I just cringed so hard
S I L E N C E
I
L
E
N
C
E
>>58507799
Trump will set the narrative.
also
CARSON GETTING A QUICK NAP IN
OMG the disingenuous from everyone here is painful to watch. You Americans aren't really this simple, are you?
New thread when?
damn, these "moments of silence" are getting shorter and shorter
Ben Carson is so autistic. He's probably the Christchan poster.
>carson what are u doing bud
>Moment of silence
Carson just wanted a little power nap.
>>58507877
he just memorizes bullshit
kek. Carson just took a fucking nap on stage.
>>58507921
Didn't finish my prayer senpei.
>Everyone was already silent
>All he did was not talk
>He completely wasted his time to speak
>>58508029
>cringed
>take a shot
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
Ok Ben, what say you?
> Please join me in a moment of silence
> America need a hospital
> Call the amberlamps
>>58507799
He'll stick to the wall and China like always
>all this stuttering and cringe
Just fucking put on Trump already.
THE FUHRER SPEAKS!
>they all refuse to say Wahhabism
fucking losers
>>58508125
TOP KEK
New thread when?
>>58508029
Drink!
moment of silence AND nothing but doctor metaphors? Carson is a true meme
>>58508065
You're right, we should elect someone who promises us free weed DUDE LMAO
Iran is a terrorist nation.
Fucking remove kebeb.
TRUMP WINS!!!!
>>58508329
At least I know what year it is bruv.
Rand confirmed best opening remark
>>58508282
rolling thread jungle chimp
>>58508388
Dubs of truth
Damn, Trump's applauses are out of control.
Very level-headed opening. nice.
Someone make new thread
the sticky is for cucks
>>58508216
>>58508292
I wasn't in on the drinking game, I just opened the link, pls anons
I have a test tomorrow, pls don't make me
>>58507799
Nailed it.
>stream fucks up when Trump makes his opening statement
MOTHERFUCKER
W A L L
>>58508444
DUDE
TRIPLE DIGITS
LMAO
GREAT WALL OF TRUMP
They are leaving.
They are going.
They are gone.
A GREAT WALL!!!!! That gets my Roman DNA's dick hard as fuck.
Jeb is moe as fuck
>>58508444
A
FUCKING
LEAF
THEY ARE LEAVING
THEY ARE GOING
THEY'RE GONE
>>58508794
clumsy is moe
HAHAHA DID YOU SEE THAT FACE?
>>58508794
I miss the vote for Jeb funposter
Jeb is literally a flashback to 2003
THE JUST FORMED A FUCKING COALITION AFTER TRUMPS STATEMENTS
THAT WAS RETARDED. WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING?
No fly zone. What a faggot. Arm the Kurds who kill Assyrian Christians. What a bitch.
>Yeb saying the US needs to "arm directly the Kurds"
>ISIS was formed by arming the opposition "rebels"
When will these retards realize that the people they are arming today, are the terrorists of tomorrow? How short-sighted can you be?
>Bush saying someone other than Israel is our strongest ally.
>j-j-j-j-eb s-stop s-t-tuttering
JEB BTFO
oh FUCK. Trump bringing the heat to Yeb.
>that planted audience tries to boo but then cucks out
NO FLY ZONE
LONG BALLS? CHANGE YOUR DRAWERS
k*rds....
"NOBODY CARES" - Chaos President
NEW THREAD
>>58509227
NEW THREAD
>>58509227
NEW THREAD
>>58509227
>>58509177
>policies under other presidents
>those booing jeb shills
so high standards
>>58509219
kek. perfect analysis
>JEB DESTROYED IN FIRST 5 MINUTES
HEALTHIEST
MAN
ALIVE
Who the hell keeps coughing
Who the fuck is coughing?
Is Jeb the fucking comic relief of the campaign?
>>58509021
The Kurds aren't extremists t. Alberto Barbosa. Yes, they are Muslims but they've never acted as terrorists or radicals.
>>58509430
Too late.
>>58507194
Agreed. Ive been through all of them and CNNs works best, surprisingly. I guess they came prepared tonight.
Cruz was alright, I'll give it to him
>TRUMP HAS IDEAS TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>BECOMES PRESIDENT
>LEARNS SECRETS OF GOVERNMENT
>HELPS ISIS
BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL
FIORINA IS B.O.S.!!!
FIORINA CONFIRMED NSA SHILL!
Cruz seems so based. Why must he be religious nutjob
>AS SOMEONE WHO'S DONE IT
>IN OFFICE ON 9/11
MAYBE HE CAN DEFLECT A PLANE WITH HIS ASS LMAO
>>58509853
>tfw he streamlines our government/military with his mad business skills and cuks the whole ME with brutal efficiency
