>swiping on tinder
>see this
>wat do?
message her asking for the contact info of the qt on the left
>>58006727
This to be honest
>>58006695
swipe right and troll the fuck out of it, then post screenshots.
>>58006695
Fuck xer
>>58006695
lead her to the delousing chambers and delouse her with some acidulated CN-
>>58006695
fuck shim right in her feminine penis
>>58006727
This, please send pics of convo.
>>58006695
Tuesday:
>gender is a social construct
Wednesday:
>I'm an asexual genderfluid beluga whale today
Nothing, they'll commit suicide before they're 30.
>>58006727
this to be quite honest family
Manlets btfo
>>58006695
Hit the "report abuse" button
>>58006727
this famalam, but let them answer first and make a new thread if this one is dead by the time it happens
>>58006695
Claim to be aracial, and that you have a tendency to turn black during sex. If she refuses to put out, out her as a racist to her SJW friends.
>>58006695
>I WANT TO FIT IN
>Swiping on Tinder
>see this
Wat do?
>>58006695
anal
wonder were i've gone wrong in my life to need an app to fuck women
I just don't understand these terms they refer to themselves as, such as agender, non binary blah blah blah.
I have never heard these words until like 2014/2015.
Also, why the fuck isn't there an option to hide trannies? They are not women to me, they are men. Why would I ever swipe right on one? It's as if they're forcing you to give trannies a chance.
>>58006844
>that armpit
>>58006695
>Transgender
>Queer
So, hang on, say they changed from male to female by powers of imagination. Now because they're queer, it means they like females.
So really, it's actually just a dude who likes females.
Nothing wrong with that. Shame he had to jump through so many hoops to admit it though.
>>58006695
fuck it.
Get contact information, and post it here.
>>58006844
Eww, in da 'Burgh. The only thing worse than a Yinzer is a fucking snowflake Yinzer.
If you could see all two of their matches you would see they all look exactly the same
>>58006816
>not your average slam-piece
actually below average because she is getting on in years, has probably ridden the cock carousel for a decade and a half, and her biological clock is ticking.
>>58006862
Better Australia gets it
>>58006870
Something about this makes me sad.
>>58006921
Philthadelphia pls
Wait, how can you be agender and trans at the same time. That literally doesn't even make sense
>>58006695
>Orange Coast
As in SoCal?
Also
>Lemonade mouth
Ain't that shit a Disney Movie?
>>58006896
>male to female
Clearly the other way around
>>58006727
This 100x
>>58006695
Uh, what is it? I honestly don't know.
I'd guess it's a guy. I mean, somebody who was born with boy parts.
>>58006695
>keeping the sticker on the lens of your glasses
>>58006949
Why? She's very attractive, confident, and has a promising careerer. Honestly quite refreshing in this thread
>>58006996
is it bad i am more disgusted by her being an enthusiast for sugar ray more than anything in her photo?
>>58006950
Naw fuck you pitt is trash philly for life
>>58006929
Kek
Very accurate
>>58006862
Sorry that you can't get any matches on tinder kiwi cu ck. This shit is the easiest pussy I've ever gotten
>>58006999
Trips get op better deliver
>>58006996
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? HOLY SHIT THIS POST GAVE ME PTSD HOLY FUCK
>>58007083
I have to wait for it to swipe right on me too.
>>58006695
HOLLY FUUUUCK
I'M TRANSFERRING OUT OF OCC AFTER THIS SEMESTER IS OVER
I'VE MET THIS PERSON BEFORE
>>58007063
AH HAHAHA FAGGOT
>>58007042
I actually found this guy on tinder. He lives in my city and my friend says he's at one of the bars frequently, same one he was in in his pic.
>>58007079
>yessenia
>those teeth
Firing up the tinder to add to the thread. Area is kcmo
Tfw no matches
>>58006816
Shut up raven. If your buck teeth are larger than .236" GTFO
>>58007061
Could be worse, xe could've been a Hootie and the Blowfish enthusiast instead.
>>58007079
>Madisyn
>syn
JUST
>>58007153
>I'VE MET THIS PERSON BEFORE
Are you sure? All these fat trans dykes look the fucking same. I live in Seattle and see them everywhere, they all have the same outfits and have that same stupid fucking hair cut. I can not tell them apart
Fuckin kek
It's always the whales
>>58007210
I went to Florida once and got matched with 2 fat black girls. One of them looked like she had Down syndrome. They seem a little less picky down there.
:^)
>>58007302
5'9 and fat? Bitch must be a football player
>>58006870
Nurses are generally shitty people. I don't know why.
>>58007063
>philly
>part of the big cancerous megacity on the east coast
>literally the reason pa keeps voating blue
>no segregation, aka the only reason to live in this shithole state.
what the fuck is your argument supposed to be exactly?
REEEEEE
>>58007302
>INFJ
Fuckin gross. Would not date an FJ
>>58007302
>Please be tall
>I'm a literal whale
Christ, these broads could at least be a bit more genteel. It's not hard to say "I'd prefer a man taller than myself." but I guess their natural shitty personality is best found out from the get-go.
I'm going to start using this line. I'll let you guys know if it works.
>>58007053
I dunno, maybe it's because it feels like her chances of meeting a decent person are limited if she's only using that app.
I get that as technology progresses, people are finding new ways to meet each other, but I guess I'm still in the uncomfortable phase. Where I'm still used to the notion of meeting someone physically first, as opposed to electronically.
>>58007053
It sucks because of all the things you've said. She is attractive, confident, etc. but instead of meeting people in the context of real lives we just while away our days swiping left and right.
>>58006816
>twenty eight fuckin' years old
>on tinder
lmao
>>58007383
>le so random quirky XD :^)
>>58007383
go do the sloodge in the goodge with her
>>58007415
It will work, but you'll end up in jail at some point.
Any keks willing?
>>58007415
Plse post responses
>>58006695
Don't know how it works but you add them just to mock them.
>>58006727
Ah....
/pic very much related
>>58006949
It might be because people like her are the last of a dying breed.
C'mon anon. Learn to appreciate the good things in life instead of looking at what could be and isn't there.
>>58007466
Well at least she's honest about it, in fairness.
>>58007415
Fucking tea everywhere... I was not prepared.
>>58006695
Go out and buy new glasses to replace the ones I am wearing.
>>58007278
that was a good fucking kek thanks anon
>>58007449
First time ive seen a Japan flag in here. Idk why im pointing it out. just realized that its strange there are no japs on this board
>>58007478
First response
>>58007577
Newfag
>>58007577
Did you just start browsing this site? Theres plenty of japs here posting.
>>58006955
>That literally doesn't even make sense
stop being an oppressive patriarchal white cis gender shilord and you will :^)
>>58007577
How new are you?
>>58007619
>"how can I get some points back"
are you fucking kidding me?
>>58007619
Lol. You should practice having wittier profane responses though.
What should I reply
![o6snO1v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PKAE3uH.jpg "o6snO1v[1].jpg")
>>58006816
>>58006996
I think she meant "sugar enthusiast"
>>58007697
POO IN LOO
>>58007619
Looks like a fat Mexican making a duckface. Glad you're making good choices when it comes to whores anon.
>>58007697
At the Mcdonalds.
>>58007415
>>58006695
'People' like this make my head hurt.
>>58007631
>>58007644
>>58007679
Ive only been on /pol/ for a year, but that's the first jap flag ive seen honest to god
>>58007438
i'm 32 and on tinder, go ahead and guess how many 18-22 year olds I bang in a good month
go ahead
>>58007697
"Pulling this same stunt on match.com because Tinder's fairly new."
>>58006695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1xG2-ww48
love him like a big schlong baby
>>58007697
Outside your window
>>58007466
face will be as if it belonged to a bulldog in under 10 years
>>58007785
Depends. Are we talking consensual or not?
>>58007761
Pls say this
>>58007313
Geh erfür, freund.
>>58007785
That's kind of old for a dog isn't it?
>>58007466
Only if it involves a threesome with the daughter.
G-guys...
>>58007785
Zero. You probably make under 30k too
>>58006695
>very passionate about lemonade mouth
>lemonade mouth
Left swipe.
>>58007840
>4chan.org/pol/
>
>>58006929
>>58007242
>>58007438
>>58006816
all these manlets mad that an adult woman has a personal preference
really sad desu
>>58007840
wut
>>58007840
Officially Cringe.
>>58007840
Tell em Brian sentcha
>>58007697
Explain to her that it's spelled "atashi".
>>58007870
>christfag
Dropped
>>58007313
>22
jesus
>>58007840
K....KEEP ME POSTED...
>>58007785
Anon, he means 3D girls.
>>58007822
Hahaha
Top fucking kek
>>58006801
>I'm an asexual genderfluid beluga whale today
I fucking kek'd way too hard at this
>>58006695
> I change my gender daily
> please use the correct pronouns
Fuck these people
>>58007870
I bet she has a wide selection to choose from.
Nobody that browses /pol/ would stand a chance.
>>58007785
you'll say some number
probably banged an ugly fat 20 year old nigger once at 2 am
>>58007785
Dudes don't count.
>>58007466
Well....uh...
At least we know the last guy was white?
>>58007870
>99 miles away
This is literally incomprehensible to Yuropoors.
>>58007619
you're blowing it
>>58007840
Just when we thought you couldn't be a larger faggot.......
>>58007870
>chick lean with what appears to be an illegal weapon
Nope.
>>58007697
waiting for you to turn 18
>>58007521
You know, if /pol/ really typed what the male in that said instead of the shit they actually typed, I wouldn't start wondering if I should believe the landwhale's insane bullshit.
>>58007383
>>58007840
God dam you sound like such a fag. This stopped being funny two posts ago.
Trolling someone is one thing but now you really want to talk this girl and look desperate
>>58007785
>comparing a near 30 y/o man to a near 30/yo woman in the dating realm
i can't even imagine how retarded you were in your 20s to be this retarded in your 30s
i'll guess 10, faggot
>>58007870
>>58007313
MANOUK IS PLEASE
>>58006870
>>58006816
You in 417 m8?
>>58007879
>slavsquat.com
fucking kekd
I'm not good with this method. My other method works better
>>58008007
>implying that pistol is illegal
Do you live in fucking Commiefornia or something?
>>58007785
0, in a good month.
>>58006816
>tfw she's 6'5"
>>58007840
erase yourself onegai senpai
>>58008081
816
![Owls+fw+chicks+hatch+_b3a630426e1e132a3dfd2d1749ef899a[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iWXCE9u.gif "Owls+fw+chicks+hatch+_b3a630426e1e132a3dfd2d1749ef899a[1].gif")
>>58006844
DIE DIE DIE DIE, FIRE DIE DIE
>>58007304
>Manouk
Is that its zoological name?
>>58007870
>university of pitt
jesus christ my heart. shes only like 20 miles from me.
>>58008007
>Pennsylvania
>illegal weapons a thing ever
haha look at this faggot
>>58008101
>are you a burger king kind of girl?
>>58008087
I am glad you laughed my friend :)
>>58007822
>>58007832
>>58007873
>>58007877
>>58007935
>>58007962
>>58007975
>>58008053
the answer is a lot of real girls.
>>58007785
How do you get em?
>>58008162
oh gods yes please say it
>>58007870
>tfw no where near pittsburg
why live?
Guess that's all folks. Selection around here was only about 200 girls with 100 mile radius for search
>>58008162
spit water all over the screen
>Orange Coast College
god damn it
stay out of our conservative enclave, faggots.
I blame Laguna Beach.
>>58008169
your anime pillow isn't real bruh
>>58008162
holy fuck, this
>>58008169
This really is a cringe thread.
>>58008159
U of Pitt in south east Kansas m8 if you are thinking PA
tfw no cellphone to do this
>>58008053
>the look on that poor kid's face
He's not even half way to puberty yet already he knows his mom is a whore.
>>58006844
>>58008141
>tfw was working 60 hours a week and didn't get to be at Kauffman or P&L during the World Series
>>58008053
>the russian woman sits in the baby carriage with her booze and cigs and her kid is like 'wtf, mom?'
lol
>>58006844
God damn, that bitch is ugly. I see she has eyes which are kind of like Stalin's.
>>58007079
>being able to talk to women
Normies to the gas chambers!
>>58008247
YA I'm out here to much cringe
Aww fuck, I wear those frames. Not with the sticker though, because I have shit eyesight unlike that degenerate.
>>58008259
>mfw he is right
WHY IS PITTSBURGH STATE UNIVERSITY IN FUCKING KANSAS WOT
Trannies should be euthanized and ground into compost
>>58007840
THE HACKERS AT 4 CHANNEL MADE ME DO IT
>>58008169
>lot of real girls
>i get pic related
>that's why I'm on the politics board of a nip anime site
>>58008053
>that spread
tfw you will never screw hot alcoholic single Russian moms.
>>58008319
>you want to talk to women, cause you wants to have sex with them
>>>/out/
Plenty of girls in London.
>>58008297
Oh man
You might have missed the greatest party KC will ever have m8
>>58008353
Yes lad, yes!!!
Also, I recognise you from /brit/, machinefuckingkink.composting is best gimmick.
>>58008211
What? You must live on Clipperton Island with that few women.
>>58006695
>>58006844
Tell it that people like it are the reason you are voting for Trump. Just leave it at that.
>>58008390
That is no slavsquat, that's a 'pls fuck me' legspread. lol
>>58007079
You spend way too much time on that shit.
>>58008409
>del taco
swamp ass confirmed.
>>58008109
Adding an extra grip on a pistol makes it an SBR, if that gun doesn't have a tax stamp, then it's illegal.
>>58008409
>no bitch im del taco
>bitch del taco
>bitch taco
>taco
Beaner lover
>>58008409
Oh man you fucked it up....
No joke, do you have actual autism?
>>58008409
Fucking retard, say it to >>58008101
>>58008348
Why is Manhattan in Kansas?
Why is Miami University in Ohio?
Why is there a "California University of Pennsylvania"?
>>58008493
tumblr: The Person
>>58007993
That's literally another country
>>58007619
>seeking approval
You're done
>>58008493
The only words I understood were video games and anime
>>58008493
>People like this are real
>>58008493
>What are its' kg levels?
>Vegeta?
>It's over 9000!!!!
>>58008409
>.... So anal?
>>58008029
Like what? What do we actually say?
RamZPaul calls out the English - who are a bunch of keks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XRoRiOt_gE
>>58008109
>>58008159
That forward grip makes it illegal unless they have the tax stamp, and I seriously doubt they do considering that looks like a Lel-Kek SU-16.
>>58008493
>>58008493
>cantwakeup.jpg
>>58008580
>people like that vote
>>58008524
>Why is there a "California University of Pennsylvania"?
this is the only acceptable one on the list, note the OF PENNSYLVANIA at the end to indicate that the college wasn't big fucking retarded faggots and actually knew how to name an out of state campus
>>58007372
Yeah nope, nurses are generally nice people.
>>58008636
Femdom?
Anyone else find top tier girls or other tumblr personifications? I'm out of people around me
Well boys, looks like its my time to shine.
Been saving these over the past 3 years.
This first one was a 350lb white chick with a bullet wound in her face.
>>58008295
>stop gender stereotyping things, boys can wear skirts
>why can't people understand i'm a boy, i'm wearing boy trousers, and a boy shirt, not a girl skirt
>>58008493
I cringed.
>>58008603
>implying your shitty fucking federal law applies to the commonwealth of fuck you
nice try.
>>58008678
I bet you're a nurse. Most of them are genuinely shit.
>>58008702
sad, man
>>58008636
is she shit testing men before they even match with her?
>>58008679
nah she wants to be held down and slapped and fucked rough
>>58008702
>bullet wound
OhMan.jpg
>>58008493
I want to laugh this off as a fake account but deep down inside me i know this is real, and this person is out there somewhere. Also John Green and that nerd fighter bullshit is just plain faggotry.
>>58008636
professional catfisher most likely
>>58008733
>nurses
>not nice
maybe outside of work, you would be in a shitty mood if your whole job was literally being a bottom bitch doing shit jobs.
>>58008678
Not when they work for the public sector. Over here, they have a huge sense of entitlement, they enjoy it when they go on strike and people die.
They talk down to everyone outwith work. I recall serving a veteran and thanking him for keeping us safe, woman behind him took out her nurse badge, slammed it down and proclaimed "AND THIS IS MY BADGE!"
My sister is a nurse too - she's an absolute evil cunt.
>>58008702
>33
>divorced for 8 years
>4 kids
She's been busy.
>>58008636
whats the point if shes going to be such a little bitch
>hurr durr app to talk
>dont talk to me though
>>58008636
Somebody likes it rough
>>58008702
I guess these trannys are really demanding when they turn 38
>>58008769
So she's just filtering out the betas.
>>58008733
Yeah, they've dealt with too many people to be genuinely sympathetic anymore.
>>58007780
>for a year
man I'm getting old
>>58008493
>It's tumblr
http://knight-of-tyme.tumblr.com
>>58006727
This familia
>>58008709
>chinese gf studying in Wales
>leaving for navy in January
>no real inclination to cheat
I did the whole casual sex thing in college and for a while back here but meh I'd rather do my own shit on my own time then have a bitch her I don't trust or understand me that well.
Also, I can shitpost on /pol/ when we skype so it's a win-win.
>>58008815
How would you like this "catch"?
>>58007619
Don't ask tinderellas how to "earn points back" wtf dude
>>58008815
>you should hit me up if you don't have a beard
I guess it would remind him of his.
>>58008888
Checked
>>58008884
????????????????????
>>58008861
what did he mean by this
>>58008884
What the degenerate fuck
>>58006844
ok Im just getting mad at this thread
im out
>>58008884
Which one of you was this /pol/?
You know they post you on their moments page to be mocked right?
>>58008493
All that's missing is "Feminist", some pronouns, and 3 different mental disorders (not including that gender bullshit)
>>58008830
What's the point in pics like this? Are we supposed to swipe for the crazy looking ugly broad on the left or the comely one on the right who looks like she would make amazing Mexican food passed down from her abuela and would be a great mum to your three kids?
>>58008930
all that other shit aside
>hates dogs
nigga, what the fuck.
>>58008815
Not that demanding really
>>58008930
>hates dogs
>loves cats
>autistic as fuck
Toxoplasma gondii is a hell of a parasite
>>58008783
Only nice when you're forced to be. Sounds like a shit person.
>>58008827
Maybe that's what it is. Doesn't make a difference to me, I just think they're shitty to people for the most part.
>>58008984
Xe's all yours, Achmed
>>58007840
How fucking lame can you get beta scum
>>58008815
>he left out the part where you'll need a Truvada prescription
