Secret Society #2
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Continuing from the last bread.
Here is our society's absolute laws so far.
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Ok we need to establish a source of wealth. Money matters.
>>57725511
Absolutely beyond disgusting
>>57725511
To be initiated one must tongue their anus
First
We need a name
>>57725511
that's a society I want no part in
it looks worse than what we have
Roll to elect Scott Steiner as our glorious leader
>>57725511
Do events!
>>57725511
Insurance frauds involving two towers.
Initiation ritual?
>Weed
>Sweden
>Rabbi suit
>ebony Porn
>Fag flag
>Loves Islam
Have we just created a Liberal Media-brand SJW cult?
>>57725589
UNSTRUMPABLE
>>57725572
we don't need currency
we get autismbux straight from the gub'mint
>>57725572
Communist Shekels
>>57725589
The Islamic States of Faggotory
>>57725572
We film kekold porn and illegally sell it to minors in ISIS land
>>57725572
anime
>>57725572
ISRAELI SHEKELS
>>57725572
Investing heavily in robotic circumcision
>>57725572
Rare pepes
>>57725511
Islam is not compatible with /pol/ack culture
>>57725511
we need a name. I decree that we shall be called trump's secret police
>>57725572
isis oil
>>57725572
Dogecoin is our currency
>>57725572
dubs
>>57725511
>>57725572
Robbing black people
Rolling for name -
National Socialist States of Anonymous Image Boards
>>57725572
HUMAN TRAFFICKING FROM REFUGEES
>>57725572
ebony futa hentai degranged into a box
>>57725611
winrar
Our name is
RAINBOW HEDONISTS UNDERGROUND
>>57725572
Lampshades and Soap
isis oil
>>57725677
HAHHAHA winrar
>>57725572
Gibsmedats
>>57725572
Crypto alt coin named /pol/
>>57725688
our spokesman
Currency: bitcoin
wroll
>>57725677
10/10 Canada, best idea we've had yet.
>>57725611
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
uh oh looks like 9/11 was an inside job, now we need to conceal our identities. dubs decides mask
>>57725781
Cat litter containers
>>57725781
The only answer
>>57725781
a mask of real black cocks cut from nigs
coneheads
>>57725781
Donald trump's hair
>>57725781
What else ,pic related
>>57725811
winrar
>>57725781
Spongebob squarepants mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5s1GYnqCog
devo baby
>>57725811
Got it
>>57725811
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
now we need to decide our main goal
Gaga is Catholic-raised.
They HATE the Freemasons with a passion, so anyone thinking the Masons are doing that shit doesn't understand their principles at all.
More than likely it's just people having a giggle at the expense of people into conspiracy theories.
>>57725822
Winrar
>>57725879
We need to NEVER MENTION FIGHT CLUB
>>57725879
The elimination of Australia from history
>>57725900
goddam it
>>57725879
ABSOLUTE
GLOBAL
SATURATION
>>57725879
To kill all libkeks
>>57725879
Main goal is provoking the race war
>>57725879
Removing Christianity, the filth incarnate.
>>57725879
Fiscal responsibility
>>57725781
>TRAFFICKING
>>57725879
Drive the human race to extinction.
>>57725900
underage fags
rebuild Pangea
My ID is really DOPE
>>57725879
Eradicating left handed people
>>57725879
kek black men
>>57725572
Shekels
establishment of global communism
>>57725900
why are you so shit, /pol/?
Why?
>>57725879
To take or create a new homeland for white people
>>57725999
waste
>>57725879
MAKE THE MEXICO GREAT AGAIN
I MEAN WE LOVE WEED
WE NEED STRONG CARTELS ALL OVER THE WORLD
>>57725879
BUILD A WALL
kill the sun
>>57725879
To impregnate japanese women and create a glorious master race
>>57725900
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
we need a weapon of choice for times of war
Kill da j00s
>>57726046
katana
>>57726046
indians
>>57726021
ROLLING FOR WEED AS A SOURCE TO CONTROL HUMANS
>>57726046
Sniper rifle
>>57726046
Air-zooka
>>57725900
Thats not even a....
>>57726046
Two shekels being rubbed together
>>57726046
Katana
>>57725981
almost Tim Cuwie
>>57726046
naked aussies
>>57726046
2nd amendment is all we need
>>57726046
the bones of the kikes
>>57726046
Lampshades
sporks
>>57726046
fleshlight
>>57726046
Porcupines taped to broomsticks
>>57726102
rolling for vss
>>57726046
>we need a weapon of choice for times of war
A chainsaw.
Alternatively, our noses.
>>57726046
dragon dildo
>>57726046
Nuclear weapons
SNIPAR REEFLE
>>57726046
Cane swords and black suicide bombers
>>57726112
sporks it is?
Chainsaw
>>57726077
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
ok now, we need to decide on our political affilation
>>57726046
curved swords
>>57726161
roll
>>57726046
Swan vibrators.
>>57726046
giant floppy horse dildos
>>57726173
communist
>>57726046
The Might of Allah.
>>57726077
winner but what is the definition of "sniper rifle"
any long gun can be used for "sniping" right?
>>57726173
Technocrats
>>57726173
Syndicalism
>>57726173
NATIONAL SOCIALISM
>>57726173
Pastafarians
>>57726173
Objectivism
>>57726173
otakucracy
>>57725879
KEEPING POSTED
>>57726173
republican/conservative
>>57726217
reroll
>>57726129
But mah person of color, you posted a VSK-94, not a VSS.
I know they're both 9x39 masterace, but still.
>>57726173
Shooters and fishers party.
Zyklon B
>>57726173
Trumpism
>>57726173
Gender poliical
>>57726173
Euro-sceptic.
>>57726173
Russian chickenism
>>57726173
Hillary
>>57726173
plain simple...bronyism
>>57726173
Trump for 2016 president!!
>>57726173
Green Party
>>57726173
Pacifist.
>>57726173
Ayn Rand. ism.
>>57726173
Pedo rights
>>57726173
NATSOC
>>57726173
autism
>>57726173
North Korean style government
>>57726281
roll
>>57725511
oh boy, I want to live here..
>>57726173
faggotry
>>57726173
INCITE PURITANISM BUT LIVE HEDONISM
IN SHORT: COMMUNISM
plain simple....bronyism
Danzigian Reformist
>>57726173
technocracy
>>57726256
reroll
>>57726173
Sovereign citizens
>>57726173
bernie
>>57726173
Shadow society
Jihadist
>>57726217
dubs 4 dub reroll
plain simple.....bronyism
>>57726255
Rar
>>57726173
WORLD ORDER
>>57726173
Bos
Merkelism
plain simple......bronyism
>>57726173
All of them, politics is a means to manipulate the populace.
>>57726173
Rastafarian
>>57726344
>>57726344
>>57726344
I am pleased
>>57726173
National Technocracy
>>57726344
>>57726217
winner
CORPORATE STATE
>>57726173
Putinista.
Ismisms
>>57726173
Accidentally slapping your dads dick going for a down-low high five.
>>57726344
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
ok, time for some etiquette. How do we greet eachother?
>>57726377
Nice we are ally with shitskins after all
>>57726408
by saying my ID
>>57726408
wew lad
>>57726408
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>57726408
Rubbing two shekels together
>>57726400
great
>>57726408
HEIL HITLER
>>57726408
"Shalom"
>>57726430
Reroll
>>57726408
Pooping in each other's ass
>>57726408
WASSUP
AUTISM (x3)
>>57726408
ALLAHU Akbaaar
>>57726433
winner
>>57726408
slap i the face with a giant pink dildo
>>57726408
FALCON PUNCH IN THOSE WHORES
TAP FEDORA IF MEN
>>57726408
Brohoof
>>57726408
Grab crotch
>>57726449
Rolling
>>57726441
Re-reroll
>>57726408
Ave brother
>>57726425
or tim cuwwie
full on mouth kiss with a finger in the others brown eye
>>57726408
Three second eye stare followed by 2blinks
>>57726173
Old World Order.
>Captcha: 545
Putinism for glorious 5.45x39
>>57726449
Re-roll
>>57726433
rar
>>57726408
Pic related after a firm handshake.
ass sniffing
>>57725511
Hey fuck you OP. We already have a secret society and it's well established as the counter movement battling the Illuminati.
You are clearly not in the know. So here's our history.
https://youtu.be/fytpA9nZX3w
Listen. Learn. You have a lot of catching up to do.
Trust me. I'm a pope.
AAAALLLLAAAHHHUUI AKBARR!!!
>>57726408
does the narwhal bacon at midnight?
>>57726466
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: ALLAHU Akbaaar
What is our divine song?
>>57726433
Fabulous.
>>57726534
For /pol/ though.
I am a Pepe.
A square wave
>>57726572
72 hookers by nofx
>>57726572
soviet national anthem
>>57726572
YMCA
>>57726433
Leader, I lost my shekels
>>57726572
My Little Pony theme song
>>57726584
oops typo, ill fix soon
>>57726572
Roxanne by the Police
>>57726597
This
like gold dust
>>57726572
Darude - Sandstorm
>>57726572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
>>57726572
the sound from rubbing two shekels together
>>57726572
SANDA
STORM
LLAHAKKAAABARFR
>>57726572
you fucked up
>>57726433
>>57726466
>>57726599
winrar
>>57726572
wololo 10hr mix
>>57726572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhTVbUFMek
>>57726572
>>57726433
Shekles won first GOY
>>57726572
Saudi Arabian National Athem
>>57726572
Rain song
>>57726599
beautiful
>>57726599
Good job
>>57726572
Sound of ocean waves
DARHDE SANDSTORM!!!
>>57726572
Raining man
>>57726572
Wrong greeting?
Trimming armour meet in wildy
>>57726572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
>>57726572
TELETUBIES INTRO
>>57726572
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
>>57725589
Seal's Pee Hole Foundation
>>57726599
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
now we need to find some representatives in order to communicate to the world government. Who is our first?
DARUDE AANDSTORM
>>57726572
>Greeting: ALLAHU Akbaaar
wrong one, its:
>Rubbing two shekels together
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.42_[2015.08.06_05.55.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z659jmd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 07.42 [2015.08.06 05.55.20]")
>>57726714
Umaru
>>57726714
JOHN CENA
Sam Browback, Kansas Governor
>>57726714
abdul the clock guy
>>57726714
Ben Garrison
>>57726714
Captain Sweden
>>57726714
Twilight Sparkle
>>57726714
Rasputain
>>57726572
IMPEACH GREAT LEADER HE BREAKS THE FIRST LAW!
lo, these are the true dubs >>57726433
and these are false >>57726466
R9k
>>57726755
toprar
>>57726714
DONALD TRUMP
>>57726714
The six gorrillion.
Ke$ha
>>57726755
win
>>57726714
Moonman
idunno, remaining GWAR members
>>57726714
Vladimir
>>57726714
Snailem
>>57726755
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
Representatives:
1. Abdul, the Clock Boy
2. ?
>>57726714
Me or putin
>>57726714
TRUMP
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.54_[2015.08.28_02.43.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CiWUVBz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.54 [2015.08.28 02.43.08]")
>>57726825
Umaru
>>57726825
Twilight Sparkle
>>57726825
James Franco
>>57726825
A dog
Balzac degusha
>>57726825
Jacque Fresco
>>57726714
that gleeful frog from bulgaria
>>57726825
Maleven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgt0BYDHeI
>>57726825
Princess "Mothafuckin'" Celestia
>>57726825
Assad
>>57726825
Osama Bin Laden
>>57726787
DONALD J. TRUMP
>>57726825
Catoblepas of Newgrounds
>>57726825
Squirrelgirl.
>>57726844
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
Representatives:
1. Abdul, the Clock Boy
2. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Stumped
3. ?
>>57726825
David spade
manson
>>57726898
Snailem>>57726820
>>57726898
Umaru
>>57726898
Princess Celestia
>>57726855
we have been infiltrated
shut it down
>>57726898
That gleeful frog from Bulgaria?
DONALD TRUMP!!!
>>57726917
roll
>>57726868
>>57726898
re roll for maleven
>>57726898
Joe Rogan
>>57726898
Jacque Fresco
>>57726917
reroll
>>57726755
give that boy an NASA scholarship
>>57726898
>57726898
BEN GARRISON
>>57726911
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
Representatives:
1. Abdul, the Clock Boy
2. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Stumped
3. James Franco
4. 2 more
Trump!
>>57726898
Flocka
>>57726898
Donald Trump again
>>57726898
Radovan Karadžić
>>57726898
hitler of course
WHO BETTER
>>57726898
Kim of best korea
>>57726928
Rero
>>57726898
santa claus
>>57726898
Pope francis
TRUMP!!!!
>>57726898
Hans the German
>>57726959
BEN G A R R I S O N
slayer, all of them, even kerry
>>57726959
A horse
>>57726966
FINALLY GOT YOU
>>57726959
Steve O
>>57726999
Holy trips batman
bruce J
max hardcore
>>57726959
Jared of Subway
>>57726977
>>57726977
winned
>>57726825
Some pornstar doing cei videos
>>57726959
TRUMP!
Not no fake name b.s.
>>57726966
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
Representatives:
1. Abdul, the Clock Boy
2. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Stumped
3. James Franco
4. The man who singlehandely dismantled Jeb's Guac Bowl
5. 1 more
>>57726959
Zoe Quin
>>57726999
Trips reroll
>>57727077
Princess Celestia
>>57727025
>>57727025
>>57727044
>>57727044
and pol pot why not?
>>57726959
Dan Schneider
>>57726959
Richard Lionheart
>>5772707
ADOLF HITLER!!?
>>57727084
roll
>>57727095
roll
>>57726999
>>57726966
2 more and there both trump.
Bless Our nation
max hardcore reroll
brevick
>>57727077
Richard Lionheart
Urban tears of laughter emoji
Stone Cold Steve Austin
>>57727077
Dan the man Schneider
>>57727077
Mia kalifa
>>57727077
Lyra Heartstrings
>>57727116
>>57727095
reroll
>>57727077
TRUDEAU LE WEED MAN
ADF HITLER!!
moonman
kip kinkle
>>57727138
Reroll
>>57727077
Carlton.
>>57727077
Pope Urban II
>>57727077
Prison Trump from Hearthstone
>>57727077
Steve Irwin
>>57727077
Alaskans
HITLER!!!
adolf hitler's dead corpse
>>57727077
Putler
>>57727077
Thai land sissy prostitute
>>57727077
Xim the Despot
>>57727211
There we go.
>>57727077
>>57727208
Hitler.
MOONMAN!!
>>57727211
ayy
>>57727077
Anne Frank
>>57727077
hey you look
>>57726977
>>57727077
Snapback Gorilla
>>57727077
Big Man Tyrone
>>57727217
Ok Sweden sissy prostitute
>>57727077
DTT is lord
MOONMAN
>>57727294
re-roll for DTT
someone make new thread if you wan't I can't make so soon. Here is what we have so far.
>>57727155
Motto: IT'S HAPPENING
Religion: Weed
Capital: Stockholm, Sweden
Royal Clothing: Barmitzvah Brawler Suit w/ White Scarf
Laws:
1. Obey Dubs
2. Only Ebony Porn Viewing
3. Sundays are Stefan Molyneux worship days, where we donate to freedomainradio
4. Can't flim flam the zim zam
Symbol: Faggot Flag
Enemy: Pagan filth
Ally: Islam
Source of Wealth: Insurance frauds involving two towers
Mask: Cat Litter Containers
Goal: fuck it can't say it
Weapon of Choice: Sniper Rifle
Political Affiliation: Syndicalism
Greeting: Rubbing two shekels together
Song: Soviet National Anthem
Representatives:
1. Abdul, the Clock Boy
2. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Stumped
3. James Franco
4. The man who singlehandely dismantled Jeb's Guac Bowl
5. Princess Celestia
>>57727266
Jew detected.
>>57727363
Honestly I'd rather his live corpse, but I'm not sure we can make that happen
>>57727077
Ben Garrison
>>57727340
PRAISE THE SUN
>>57727340
>5. Princess Celestia
>>57727501
>>57727501
>>57727501
>>57727501
get in here fuks
>>57727426
>Implying #5 isn't horse-Jesus
Such degeneracy.
>>57727714
>Implying Nazihorse doesn't already have the Jesus
>>57727951
>maymay arrows
the Diogenes Club
in the Sherlock Holmes books by Conan Doyle, the Diogenes Club was a gentleman's club that Mycroft used to go to. He later turned out to be in the British intelligence services and it was stated that spying rings came from such clubs
Why does the religion have to be weed? I'm sure you people could come up with something more clever than that...
